I think you've scuppered your own thread with Soviet Twintub. That is just perfect.

stalins potato peeler..
mind you my porn name would be florence beaver which i feel is also a perfect band name.

... should begin with a "The." They should be The somethings.

Oh, and my porn name would be Spliff Lee.

Experience.

(Adding 'experience' to any band name will instantly render it cooler.)

the norman fridge experience--- nah that just sounds like a really poor tribute band

Khmer Rouge Refrigerator.

Cool!

It'll never catch on...

The Taiwanese Tinopener.............. Experience

The Mao Curtains

...and yet it more or less fits.

Joshua Nkomo's World Of String

Always been more of an Accidental Goat Sodomy man myself.

Mugabe Mugrack

Mobutu Colander

and the Blues Militia

and the Tin Pot dictator's Blues Explosion.

fascist groove thingy? Luckily, we don't need it

Kruschev's Toaster
Ho Chi Minh Breadbin
The Molotov Cocktail Shakers
Laundry For Lenin
Cooking For Castro
The Stasi Steak Knives
Ceausescu In The Blender
The Saddam Sugarbowls

Lenin's Linen
Brezhnev's Breadknives
Deng Xiao Ping's Napkin Rings

Kim Jong-Il's Coal Scuttle..

Idi Amin's Espresso Machines

Ho Chi Minh's Pedal Bin

(it's starting to go a bit Viz now :-) )

Idi Amin's Cruet Set

Spatula & Nixon
Richard Dawkin's Garlic Press
The Pickle of Putin
Gorbachef

And so forth...

for your inventive suggestions. I can almost guarantee that all of the ex-members of New order will no-doubt use some of these names for their future 'projects.'

Thatcher's Digital Scales

Honeckers Spülmaschine

.. "The Dubbya Scrubbya Conspiracy".