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The Expendables
Posted by fedoraboy on 14 August 2010 - 9:50pm.
What the dickins is going on with the posters and trailers for The Expendables? All mentions of the cast are followed by the fact that it's a quote from Empire.
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Nothing to see here ?
Clearly straight-to-video but for its star count, and at least they know better than quote Prima or Good Housekeeping ?
The quote from EMPIRE
Is just a list of the stars. Is it a get around for some of the cameos not wanting billing? Very odd.
Just got in from seeing it....
I wanted to see Inception, but hadn't booked and it was sold out, so thought I would give The Expendables a go.
It's a great steaming pile of shit
More holes in the plot than West Brom's defence today
And Arnie and Bruce Willis are in it for one short scene, that simply allows for a naff gag about wanting to be President
Two hours and 8 quid I'm never seeing again etc
Sly is in it
so that means I will never see it.
Oh well, poor sad me...
You poor poor man...
...Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot gives so many answers to so many of life's questions.
Questions like:
What the f*ck is this?
Can I please invent time travel now?
Why is there no-one in my immediate vicinity upon whom I can inflict pain?
Can I Get A Witness?
The Expendables
"It's a great two hours!" (latenitetellyvision)
I think we can all guess it's not going to be Citizen Kane..
But there's one good reason why it's obviously going to be shite.
No Chuck Norris.
Chuck has obviously decided that it is not worthy.
We shall not argue.
It doesn't look as exciting as this does it....?