I was just listening to Lady Lynda by the Beach Boys when it struck me that "Darlin', evolution is drawing us near" may be one of the single strangest chat-up lines in pop history.

Hey, chick! Our ancestors crawled from the primeval sludge, dig? And what I'm feeling for you is the result of millions of years of genetic selection! Pucker up!

Any other frankly weird come-ons from the world of music?