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The "do you think Dad might like some Japanese noise music for Father's Day?" podcast

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ImageIan McMillan is, among other things, poet in residence at Barnsley F.C.. James Medd, on the other hand, is the man Adrian Chiles consults when he wants to know what to say to people who are not interested in football at all. They both joined us in the podcast and between us we covered: the rights and wrongs of "kindie" music, how to play a vuvuzela (including performance from guest artist Mark Ellen), whether this World Cup is any good or not, how many free tickets is too many free tickets, what Keats might have sounded like and which rock stars would make good poets.

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Hovis

Another corker. Good to learn about Hovis Presley, just read his obituary here
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/hovis-presley-752529.html
[beware the Indy's Google thingy that Chrome advised me against]
with great line "Physically reminiscent of Michael Moore after a night asleep in a hedge", and one of his poems (perhaps a Macca send-up ?)

I rely on you
like a handyman needs pliers
like an auctioneer needs buyers
like a laundromat needs driers
like The Good Life needed Richard Briers.

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SpaceBoy | 17 June 2010 - 12:12pm

Is that not

one of the Bard of Salford - Johnny Clarke's ditties?

I'm usually meringue BTW, but I remember hearing that decades ago and was sure it was JCC

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James Blast | 17 June 2010 - 9:06pm

Well the obituary writer

thought not-no idea myself- [edit: so Googled it ...
looks as if it was Hovis, see the collection "Poetic Off-License":

http://www.hovispresley.co.uk/some_poems.html

].

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SpaceBoy | 18 June 2010 - 7:04am

I'm holding a copy of Poetic Off-licence

and "I rely on you" is right here on page 5. It's been taken up as poem to be read at weddings which I think mught have amused Hovis.
Can't reccomend Hovis too highly wonderfully funny and witty and thoughtful poems.
Loved the podcast in general too. Iam Macmillan is a star his own works worth checking out.

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Chris G | 21 June 2010 - 6:14pm

thanks

for clearing that up, I think I need to investigate him further

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James Blast | 21 June 2010 - 7:16pm

They Might be Giants 'kids songs'

are just as good n well crafted as their other songs

but they've always written educational songs

and this classic cover

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DogFacedBoy | 18 June 2010 - 12:44am

TMBG

I was just about to post something similar. The songs that They Might Be Giants record for (supposedly) kids are wonderful, humorous and quirky popsongs, and to mention them with those marketing directed cash-ins is a bit unfair. Something like "I Can Add" or "C Is For Conifers" beats everything McCartney recorded in the last 15 years.

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Mychael | 18 June 2010 - 9:00am

Ian McMillan fact correction

Ian McMillan I think should know that Byron only married once to Anne Isabelle Milbanke who left him because it was rumoured he was having an affair with his half sister Augusta Leigh which caused him to go into exile.
He did however have countless affairs with both men and women and could be deemed to be one of the first proper rebel poets and certainly lived an extreme rock star life. It was Caroline Lamb who labeled him 'Mad, bad and dangerous to know.'
So come on Ian lad thoust shouldst know thou Byron if th'art a poet.

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Chipsnorice | 18 June 2010 - 10:47pm

I think that

making music for a children's market is just as unfairly derided as children's literature and television. It's seen as an easy number. David Hepworth's usual worldweary heard-it-all-before cynicism is the default journo reaction.

Its not just artists writing about their own kids which is often hideous (Liam's 'Little James' anyone?) but sometimes ace (I like 'Kooks' and Nick Cave's 'Papa Won't leave You Henry' is for his the newborn son - murders, fags in corsets and linoleum included). Its also an artistic endevour like any other.

They Might be Giants and Kathryn Williams don't make kids albums instead of their other material but alongside it. TMBG are playing two gigs at the RFH next week - a matinee for kids and a rock show in the evening for their parents. And no doubt there will be some crossover between the two.

All this bullshine about 'putting away childish things' - some of my favourite music holds on to that childish sense of wonder, imagination, fun, invention and outlook. It doesn't all have to be about sex, divorce and death.

This is gloriously fun, strange and stupid for anyone of any age

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DogFacedBoy | 18 June 2010 - 11:06pm

And...

making records for children is not even new - Disney released several children's samplers in the 70s with specially recorded contributions from the likes of Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash recorded a children's album in the 60s, and on the "Country Music For Kids" album there's Merle Haggard, Chris Hillman, Glen Campbell, Emmylou Harris and Buck Owens with their own kids songs.

And not forgetting Phil Collins's & chums recording of "Peter And The Wolf", featuring Eno, Julie Driscoll, Gary Moore and members Brand X!

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Mychael | 19 June 2010 - 1:41pm

The man in black

And Oscar the Grouch

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Andy Mackenzie | 19 June 2010 - 4:24pm

Did think they were all a bit harsh about these

records which seem entirely harmless. have bought TMBG lp for nieces and nephews when they were younger and they loved them which seems to be the only test not about brain washing them etc just finding fun things for them to listen to.

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Chris G | 21 June 2010 - 6:24pm

They Are Definitely Giants

Their ABCs & 123s releases are done for Disney.

What is there not to love about this track? Educational & jolly good.

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Beany | 23 June 2010 - 9:17am

If I should have a child one day...

he or she will listen to Rush. No debate. No argument. Rush.

And peas *will* be eaten.

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Patrick Crowther | 19 June 2010 - 3:02pm

Contacts

Childline in advance.....

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Paul Holmes | 19 June 2010 - 6:25pm

Hahaha!!

My boys tell me they have Childline on speed dial.

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bigsteviecook | 19 June 2010 - 10:11pm

Can I just say

that Ian McMillan's description of his dad singing 'Donald Where's Your Troosers' and 'Puppet on a String' mostly in his head had me crying tears of laughter on the way in to work.

Comedy gold.

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Paul Waring | 19 June 2010 - 5:57pm

Sharing a Lift with a Famous Person

I'm always happy to answer this question, because my answer is Jenny Agutter.

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Philip Bryer | 23 June 2010 - 7:40am

But no-one asked you Philip.

Ha ha.

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Stephen Merrick | 23 June 2010 - 8:11am

You mean...

...you didn't get the memo?

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Philip Bryer | 23 June 2010 - 9:03am

when you say

female goods, is it like to do with... y'kna sex n'stuff?

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James Blast | 29 August 2010 - 1:50am
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