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The Clash Are Ace and I Know My Place

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Proper shit.

So read my post over on the Controversial Music Opinions thread.
17 ups later, I've never felt so supported in my view that The Clash are rock's most blatant example of The Emperor's New Clothes and more deserving of a Massive mauling than a thousand Primal Screams.
I've tried. I've really, really tried. I must have been given half a dozen Clash comps on CDRs over the years and every time I give it my full consideration. But really. Lyrics that would embarrass Nicky Wire. Musicianship that made NMTB sound slick. And those clothes...

Who's with me?

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Hurt

I think they're great and can do very little meringue. I'm one of the fortunates who saw them live, twice. Don't take your bile out on me or others who think they were not only great but important.

not with you, in fact nowhere close to you, not even same planet hatdude

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James Blast | 16 February 2011 - 1:30am

Unaccustomed as I am...

...to bigging up the punk pantheon, I too saw them live in their (and probably my) pomp, at the Rainbow. They were simply fantastic.

That said, at no point have I ever felt the need to buy any of their records.

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Archie Valparaiso | 16 February 2011 - 10:33am

Shit

At the risk of upsetting the lovely Mr Blast I saw them live 4 times and met them socially 3 times (bastard!). Really nice fellers and amazing live. Yet I only own the first LP and a few singles. Horses for courses but they were, and still are, a big influence on many younger musicians as, I suspect, The Ramones were and the Sex Pistols were not. You had to be there and I was in the right place and at the right time to work on their gigs. If I had been born 5 years later I would say the same for a completely different band but would have still listened to punk with open ears. Possibly could have said it was shit too.

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Beany | 16 February 2011 - 11:13am

I think you had to be there

The late 70s was a time when wearing jeans without flares and having hair that didn't touch your ears resulted in you chased for being different. In this environment punk felt like a breath of fresh air. Some of it was brilliant, a lot of it was crap, and like them or not, the Clash were leading from the front.

We're a broad church here. I've said it before but, in my humble opinion, there's no good or bad music, just music one likes or doesn't like. And if one doesn't like something, chances are that someone else here does.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 16 February 2011 - 5:13pm

Couldn't agree more

I saw them around 25 times. Quite the most exciting rock n roll experience ever! On the 16 Tons tour, just before they hit the stage, Tennessee Ernie Ford's song of the same name came on over the p.a. A real 'hairs standing up on the back of neck' moment.

By the time they came on the audience was almost feral. Ah, those were the days..

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thecolonel | 18 February 2011 - 9:06pm

With love...

I've got no bile whatsoever for Clash fans. And I keep giving them a chance. But...nothing.
Maybe you had to be there. Which is no bad thing. Somethings are all about the time and the place.

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fedoraboy | 16 February 2011 - 1:40am

I was there

In fact I was a regular at The Elgin on Ladbroke Grove when the 101ers had their residency. So I saw it all unfolding.

After one of the shows at the Elgin, Joe asked if I would drive them to a gig in Cardiff in my van. I didn't really fancy doing it, so I quoted them £80, no small amount in 1975. Funnily enough, he never got back to me.

It was clear that Joe definitely had what it took to succeed: drive, energy, confidence, star quality, whatever, but compared to the Sex Pistols, The Clash seemed like cardboard cut-outs pitched squarely at the American idea of what constituted punk.

So, I'm half with you. I like the idea of the Clash, but don't enjoy many of their records.

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mojoworking | 16 February 2011 - 6:13am

pax

I understand, I'm like that with the Manky Street Cleaners, and they inspire similar devotion. Me I can't see or hear it.

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James Blast | 16 February 2011 - 1:45am

No,

i'm afraid i'm not with you either. Never got to see them live, but I love most of their recorded output, the divisive 'Sandinista' being one of my favourites, a band experimenting and having fun doing so.

I guess we all have bands that we cannot understand the fuss that surrounds them

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Mint | 16 February 2011 - 1:52am

London Calling

is a superb album. Can take or leave the rest of their stuff.

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eddie g | 16 February 2011 - 1:58am

Me neither

I even like B.A.D.

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dai | 16 February 2011 - 2:00am

I don't get it either.

And I bought Sandinista. Which I didn't not like. But really.

As for musicianship, they were about 7% of the band that The Attractioins were.

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DrJ | 16 February 2011 - 2:21am

Oh no they're not

Topper was / is one of the best drummers ever.
And Broadway.... what's crap about the lyrics to this? Or Straight To Hell? Or..... splutter splutter....
Anyway.. each to their own.

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McLongWhiteCloud | 16 February 2011 - 3:03am

My theory

The Clash are like The Stone Roses. You had to be there.

If you weren't you don't quite get it. I adore(d) the Roses but feel nowt for The Clash but understand why those who saw them in their heyday (both theirs and the band's) do.

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guy incognito | 16 February 2011 - 3:14am

Disagree

I wasn't there. I was about seven or eight when they made it, and was not aware of punk.

I started listening to the Clash when I was 18 - can't remember why. I was, at that stage unaware of who they were, what they "represented".

I just like the music. Still do. They may have been posturing for effect. To be honest, I don't care. I like putting them on my iPod and listening to it loud.

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sitheref2409 | 16 February 2011 - 3:00pm

At the risk of repeating myself.

I didn't like the first Clash album when it came out - too tinny and weedy - and I still don't like it, for the same reasons. I like certain tracks, like 'London's Burning', but as I have said again elsewhere about another song, this is one of those records that will never sound as good on my CD player as it sounds in my head.

I saw The CLash live in 1978 at the Victoria Park Rock Against Racism gig and they weren't very good at all, their musical ambitions being evidently thwarted by their limited musical abilities.

I then saw them at Coventry Tiffanies (Feb 7th 1980) and they were excellent. They had learned to play by this time, or at least could play their own stuff better, the sound had beefed up and they rocked big-time.

Their records were notoriously hit-and-miss affairs. What they really needed was strong quality control, but like lots of bands that end up believing their own publicity, they unfortunately thought they knew better. But, there is some truly cracking stuff to be found and for that reason (together with being responsible for one of the best gigs I have ever seen), I'm glad they bothered.

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itfc1959 | 16 February 2011 - 5:45am

Each to his/her own...

...and your opinion is perfectly valid, but I've got to say it: the first Clash album changed my life, and White Man In Hammersmith Palais remains the best record I've ever heard.

Now, Bruce Springsteen. He is terrible...

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Ben Walker | 16 February 2011 - 7:27am

?

Why don't you list all the other bands you don't like ? Why choose the Clash? It all seems a bit odd and faintly arrogant. Clearly any hugely popular band aren't shit otherwise they'd not have millions of fans they must have something even if it's not to your taste. They obviously where good enough musicians and wordsmiths to pen songs many people like/love etc which is the central genius in all pop music. They may well also have been at the right time in the right place but that's the truism of every big band.
And as for fashion well you're the one wearing a hat indoors.

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 10:26am

Why pick the Clash?

Because they will get the response he wants. Rather Trollish methinks.

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Doug B | 16 February 2011 - 12:18pm

Why not pick the Clash?

Their music's generally accepted as part of the rock canon & they apparently 'changed lots of people's lives'(whatever that means).

Nevertheless, Fadorsboy's post got 17 ups which suggests a lot of people agree with him. I don't blame him for trying to raise it as a seperate topic on here.

Doesn't seem like a troll to me, just someone who fanicies a bit of musical opinion sparring (Heaven forfend!).

Good on you Fedoraboy!

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Cobweb Steve | 16 February 2011 - 1:30pm

Well, it was just that

someone who clearly feels passionately about things presumably has a number of bands he thinks are "shit" so why stop at their. It's the arrogance of choosing a band like "The Clash" much like the numbty before Christmas who railed against the ABBA. It's trolling because there's no pretense at discussion nothing anyone says will change their minds it's just solipsism I don't much like a band ergo they are "shit"* and all the tens of thousands of other people are wrong and deluded.

*can anything as creative as a pop band actually be "shit"?

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 1:45pm

Solipsism or subjectivism?

Hi Chris,

I may be misunderstanding you but you seem to be saying that if 'tens of thousands of other people' like a band (or book, or whatever) then it's only solipsism or arrogance that would make someone think or say otherwise.

I don't buy that at all - what about incomprehension or frustration or just plain old relying on your own taste to tell you whether you like it or not(ie whether it's 'good' or 'shit')and wanting to share your opinion. Who knows? You may find some like-minded posters who don't make you feel as if you're somehow 'wrong' or don't understand whatever it is you're railing against.

Fedoraboy's got 10 ups so far (of which I'm not one, if you're wondering) & I don't think that there are 10 posts agreeing with him yet. That suggests that the board has either lots - well, 10 - of people who enjoy and want to support trolls (trollophiles?) or 10 people who share his opinion but don't want to post - perhaps because they don't want to be called arrogant solipsists.

As has been said on here countless times - it's all opinion and I find this board most enlightening and entertaining when the opinions are as varied and passionately expressed as possible.

Viva la iconoclasts! :-)

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Cobweb Steve | 16 February 2011 - 2:14pm

and this is Fedoraboy's

third (at least) anti-Clash post. He doesn't like them. Neither does David Hepworth. It doesn't matter.
A later post from him began with something like 'as much as I love Pink Floyd...'
Opinions and a rseholes innit.

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badartdog | 16 February 2011 - 2:23pm

Yup

opinions and arseholes but not Clash albums it would seem ;-)

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Cobweb Steve | 16 February 2011 - 2:30pm

D'you know what

I think it was the "sh*t" that annoyed me most and the "*" most of all oddly oh and the thing about clothes. I was going to post a picture of paul Simonon you know the guy that even the most spotty lank haired stinky prog fan would give their left bollock to look like even if they were not big enough to say so (then or now). A man so cool and beautiful at his height it's frankly unbelievable and who even carries off a boho painter suit and hat look today most men of his age could never manage but instead of one pic here's a whole page from google take your pick.
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&xhr=t&q=paul+simonon&cp=9&rlz=1T4DK...

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 3:00pm

Can't disagree with that

even his sons look amazing (very passionately expressesd by the way).

Cheers!

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Cobweb Steve | 16 February 2011 - 3:55pm

Mmmm, he certainly was & is fit as f*ck

a lovely slice of punk totty. Cheers for that!

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andielou | 17 February 2011 - 10:04pm

A message to you Chris G

the only whiff of arrogance that I've detected comes from you and one or two others on this board when a person or persons posts something you disagree with.

As for the thread about Abba, we did have an exchange about this before and I disagreed with you then and I disagree with you now. That post was written with a bit of wit and humour and intelligence. It did not denigrate Abba but posed a series of valid reasons why the OP could not see why they were held in the same reverence as certain other bands or some other songwriters who he felt made better music. As the author of that post was Sheev who has written stuff that I find either interesting and entertaining, in contrast to anything you have written to be frank, I am prepared to defend it strongly and suggest that terms like "numpty" as an insult do you or this board no credit.

I notice that you dismissed wine as opposed to beer in another thread in the last few weeks. I guess you are expressing your tastes and you would be most offended if I called that view arrogant even though I do find it just plain odd.

I suggest if we all stick to the what's written in the posts rather than ascribe some motive or personality traits to the author we would all be happier.

For what it's worth, and without any arrogance, I like The Clash but am relatively indifferent about The Beatles. So, sue me.

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Ozmium | 20 February 2011 - 9:42pm

Cheers for that Ozzy

All I was really looking for was a way in. Too many friends and artists I admire worship The Clash and all my posts have documented the numerous times I've given them a go.
There are been some great posts about how great they were, particularly live. I was chatting to one of my best friends about this thread and he told me a little tale about the time he saw The Clash. He was about three weeks into his first job in a record shop and still waiting for that glorious first paycheck. He loved The Clash and was bitterly disappointed not to get a ticket when they came to town. On the afternoon of the gig he was minding his business, tidying the vinyls when a fella came in off the street and asked if he was going to the Clash gig. When he replied that, sadly, he was not, the stranger gave him a proposition. Hand out these 200 flyers at the gig tonight and I'll get you in on the guestlist. A couple of hours later, still not believing his luck, he arrived at the venue, nice and early, and was met by our mysterious stranger who signed him in at the door and plonked the flyers into his arms. They were for the support act and he was told to circulate the room, giving out the flyers when they were on. At this point in time, he hadn't heard of the support act, but he thought their name and logo were really cool. So off he went keen to do his bit before the main attraction. The support band with the cool name were Suicide and they did not go down well. So much so that as he walked around with the flyers he started getting funny looks, the odd push and a ton of gob in his hair. Ditching the rest of the flyers he went to clean himself up and found an inconspicuous place at the back of the room to watch his heroes take to the stage. Like many other people it was the best gig of hid life and he left the hall on Cloud 9. Until, he got jumped by some Clash fans who didn't like his association with 'that fag band', pushed to the ground and kicked in the ribs.
Now, this isn't another bit of Clash-bashing. What amazes me is the big smile on my mates face as he tells me this story. The spitting, the abuse, the kick in the ribs didn't matter to him. He found a new band to become obsessed with. And better still he'd finally seen his beloved Clash. And they were amazing.
His Top 3 albums of all-time are the Suicide debut, something by The Yachts and 'London Calling'. Maybe one day I'll understand why.

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fedoraboy | 20 February 2011 - 11:37pm

The Clash Are Gre*t

would surely be a slightly more controversial topic on the Word Blog no? I mean The Word is hardly Punk Rock friendly is it?

Anyway, tell me some of your favourite bands and I'm sure there will be a few that I think are s**t.

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Retro Man | 16 February 2011 - 10:39am

Emperor's New Clothes

Emperor's New Clothes indeed.
I also have given it many tries, but I just don't get it.

I's also agree that The Word is hardly punk rock friendly. In fact, I almost choked when they reviewed Glastonbury and gave the Stranglers thumbs up.
It's one criticism I'd make of the magazine. They fill it with numerous references to the people tagged at the bottom of this page.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want it to turn into Classic Punk magazine, but just one 4 page interview with Jet Black, septuagenarian rock drummer, would surely be the basis of a great article?

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jonimac | 16 February 2011 - 10:49am

I love their first record.

Just love it, especially side one. And "London Calling" would be magnificent if it were half as long. "Rudie Can't Fail" would make any top ten songs of all time, if I were the compiler.

I've never bothered with "Sandanista!", and generally speaking I don't like punk, but The Clash were something else. A fabulous rock band, not that consistent, but fabulous nonetheless.

Fairport Convention, on the other hand - now they were shit.

*ducks below parapet, sniggering*

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Bob | 16 February 2011 - 10:57am

I like his voice

and quite a few songs, but I wouldn't call myself a fan.

However of Fairport Convention I would. They were never shit. Okay, once or twice.

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Five-Centres | 16 February 2011 - 11:12am

I saw them live too

They played my university supporting their debut album. I went to see them out of academic interest. It was OK if you like that sort of thing but being a fan of Yes & Genesis I didn't like it much or what it stood for. I certainly don't understand why they are held in such high regard but it is very much an age thing; I was at 20 already too old for them. I like London Calling and that's it.

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Neil Jung | 16 February 2011 - 11:26am

Oh Neil

I was almost 22 when I worked on an Anarchy Tour show. I recognised it was a reaction to how Prog had lost its way but at the same time knew it was another branch of my favourite music; rock. Be it Prog, Space, Glam, Heavy, Jazz, Punk, Folk, Canterbury or Blackpool, as long as it had -Rock appended I was a happy bunny.

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Beany | 16 February 2011 - 12:14pm

Beany old bean

I didn't recognize that prog had lost its way (and still don't think it did) and I harbour a long standing simmering resentment towards early punk and the dismal decade that followed.

In other news, I may see Stackridge for the first time ever soon as they are playing about an hour's drive away near Guildford.

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Neil Jung | 16 February 2011 - 9:51pm

Here's my take on all this...

I don't think I experienced the best of The Clash as I never saw them live. Their first two albums are a struggle to listen to for me, despite containing some good songs. London Calling is a great record. Not flawless, but great. Thereafter they had some brilliant moments - The Magnificent Seven, Rock the Casbah. I'd love to have been at the shows they played at Bond's International Casino in NYC.

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Patrick Crowther | 16 February 2011 - 11:27am

I love The Clash

And Big Audio Dynamite, and Strummer's stuff, and Carbon/Silicon and Strummer's time working with The Pogues. So I'm probably not without bias here.

What I've never been able to get my head around is prog. And Pink Floyd. And apart from Johnny Marr, who I think is a beautiful guitarist, I've never really been moved by The Smiths.

And I don't like The Godfather films.

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SimonL | 16 February 2011 - 11:42am

I agree

with you on Pink Floyd. They really are irredeemably awful - Roger Waters voice and lyrics are painfully bad and Dave Gilmour has one of the most unpleasant guitar sound/ technique I have ever heard. Their music makes me cringe - it sounds like Executive Rock and manages to be incredibly pompous in the manner of the diary of a 13 year old boy.

I quite like The Clash. They were a good singles band but London Calling illustrates the problem for me. Fantastic, peerless title track, followed by Brand new Cadillac. Result - you've lost me on track two.

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Chimney Singing... | 16 February 2011 - 12:13pm

Brand New Cadillac

I absolutely love that one, especially the last verse where the whole track just seems to...growl.

I wanted to be Strummer though when I was 17 so that might explain a lot.

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SimonL | 16 February 2011 - 1:02pm

I love the fact

that we all hear different things and respond in such a varied fashion

Music is brilliant

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Chimney Singing... | 16 February 2011 - 1:33pm

we all have blind spots

Mine is Pink Floyd..with or without Syd, early or late. I just don't get it. But I'd never come somewhere like this..a place one must assume in inhabited by persons with some knowledge of popular music...and, as my old grandma used to say, c**t them down.

I don't understand the mindset of people who take the "***** are shit. Waddaya say to that?" stance. Surely, an "I think ****** are shit. Please explain why I am wrong" would lead to better debate.

Anyway...The Clash...whadda band! Saw em at Newcastle Mayfair and twice at Hammersmith Palais. No other live show has come close since.

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V66ALD | 21 February 2011 - 6:55pm

YOU!

was that white man in the Hammersmith Palaise then, I claim my 'Harold Melvin'.

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James Blast | 21 February 2011 - 10:23pm

more like

Spotty Northern Teenage 'Erbert on his First Trip To That London in Hammersmith Palais lacks a certain mystique, I think

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V66ALD | 22 February 2011 - 12:30pm

Very few musicians we discuss on here are genuinely s**t.

- It takes a certain amount of technical skill to play well enough to join a band.

- It takes a certain amount of songwriting ability to write songs good enough to perform.

- It takes a certain amount of stagecraft to build a live following.

- It takes a combination of all of the above to get a deal and get a record distributed.

Anyone who can do all the above is, patently, not shit.

You or I may not like their music, attitude or live show - but that's a VERY different thing.

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stimpy | 22 February 2011 - 12:20pm

explain

The Libertines then

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James Blast | 22 February 2011 - 4:57pm

Worse than the Libertines...

I give you "Towers Of London"

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Doug B | 22 February 2011 - 5:06pm

Not a huge Clash nut

But I like what I've heard. London Calling, Train In Vain, Rock The Casbah, all stone cold classics.

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Spartacus Mills | 16 February 2011 - 12:01pm

Fedoraboy is a poopy pants

Proper poopy pants.

So read my post over on the Controversial Posters Opinions thread.
17 ups later, I've never felt so supported in my view that Fedoraboy is the Blog's most blatant example of The Emperor's New Clothes and more deserving of a Massive mauling than a thousand LuxExteriors.
I've tried. I've really, really tried. I must have read half a dozen Fedoraboy compments on Word websites over the years and every time I give it my full consideration. But really. Phrasing that would embarrass Jeffrey Archer. Penmanship that made DaVinci Code read slick. And those hats...

Who's with me?

(N.B. Just kidding. Luv ya really ;-))

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LuxExterior | 16 February 2011 - 12:27pm

Crickey

Crickey

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fedoraboy | 16 February 2011 - 8:30pm

My favourite Clash album by miles

is Black Market Clash (the original 10" vinyl, not the almost totally different later CD Super Black Market Clash).

I really like their reggae stuff.

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mojoworking | 16 February 2011 - 12:57pm

that explains a lot

I have the 10inch and also bought the CD, and ended up thinking "this isn't what I remembered". I'll dig out the 10 inch and compare

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paulwright | 16 February 2011 - 1:02pm

Raise a toast to Saint Joe Strummer

I think he might have been our only decent teacher.

Tru dat.

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Paul Waring | 16 February 2011 - 1:16pm

Sandanista is karaoke calypso...

..., Combat Rock and Rope are half baked affairs, the debut is a tad samey but...

London Calling (album)
Straight to Hell (12")
This is England (single)
Janie Jones (album track)
Police and Theives (album track)
Complete Control (single)
White Man in Hammersmith Palais (single)
Safe European Home (album track)
Bankrobber (single)
Magnificent Seven (album track)
Rock the Casbah (single)....

....are so good that all of their misfires should be forgiven.

The problem with getting too into most bands is that most have released at least as much crap as they have decent stuff. I loved Roxy Music, Queen, Elvis Costello and Madenss more when all I owned was their greatest hits collections - it all went down hill when I bought too many of the albums. So with the Clash - one good compilation ("Essential Clash" is best) and London Calling is all you need.

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walker182 | 16 February 2011 - 1:38pm

The Clash

Wasn't even close to being around at the time but to me they are one of the great bands, maybe one of the last really great rock n' roll bands. I saw Joe Strummer live three times and those gigs have really stayed with me. As for Pink Floyd, I have tried and tried but I still thing that the best thing associated with them, by a country mile, is the Easy Star All-Star album and I'd say exactly the same thing about Radiohead.

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Pat Carty | 16 February 2011 - 1:39pm

Every three years or so

I buy a Pink Floyd album and have another go!

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Chimney Singing... | 16 February 2011 - 1:45pm

Kudos for having an open mind

but pop music isn't like dietary fibre or broccoli you don't have to keep munching through the bits you don't fancy. Give something a listen if it doesn't catch fine it's not the end of the world there's no shortage of pop after all. Somethings take time or a specific occasion to take hold others will leave you cold forever whether this means they are "shit" well as we can see opinions vary on this.

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 1:51pm

Very true but I think it comes back to your earlier point

ie that "any hugely popular band aren't shit". I don't fully subscribe to this view - but I like to think that there is something of merit in most of the stuff out there and I will, on occasion, persevere until I find it. And it will often take a good few goes until it does catch - but when it does, it tends to be a real keeper.

The above does not apply to the Lighthouse Family of course, who are the ultimate personification of 'shit'.

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Paul Waring | 16 February 2011 - 2:03pm

Ah

but to continue the food analogy. I didn't like curries or roast beef when I was younger. Didn't like wine. Wouldn't eat any kind of seafood.

I now love all of those things!

So many people go on about Pink Floyd I always think it's worth another look. I discovered The Beatles quite late on, gave them another go and finally the scales fell from my eyes and it's been an absolute joy falling in love with them. I guess I've been hoping for a similar moment with Floyd (and The Clash to an extent) - it just hasn't happened, and I can find that a bit frustrating.

See also - The Band.

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Chimney Singing... | 16 February 2011 - 2:08pm

Pink Floyd

I was a bit like you. Borrowed Dark Side off an evangelical mate when I was 17 - thought it was rubbish. Borrowed Piper off a different mate when I was 22 - thought it was rubbish. Bought a book about them (because the cover looked good) when I was 28 - loved it. Bought and listened to all the albums as I made my way through the book - became a Floyd fan. I'm now 32 and my username is a Pink Floyd song.

Giving them another chance paid off in my case. First time I tasted lager I didn't like it. Same for anyone who ever smoked, I'd think.

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Spartacus Mills | 16 February 2011 - 2:58pm

Love your work.*

Spot on.

* Slight quibble - your food analogy has made me yearn for a curry and it's only 8am here...

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Dadwardo | 16 February 2011 - 10:07pm

Love The Damned - but not The Clash

I've tried (repeatedly), but it just ain't happening - for me they are the U2 of punk and Bernie Rhodes answer to McLaren's efforts with the Pistols.

Musically (apart from a few Mick Jones winners) I find them a bit lacking. London Calling was a rag-bag dressing up box of influences, Whereas The Damned's Machine Gun Etiquette, recorded at the same time moved punk into prog, psych and soundtrack territory.

The character of Joe Stummer (and let's not forget it was a construct) is built along the lines of Bob Dylan and Bono..all are people who created an identity and lost themselves. Note the pseudonyms, preference for sunglasses and non-smiling portraits. I'm sure he was a genuinely personable person and I'm not saying Strummer is the only rock star to ever inhabit a character: Bowie, McCartney and countless others have all created careers projecting a personality. But it's when there's no off switch and someone is permanently in character - they begin to become a bore.

Perhaps you had to be there at the time. I was two years too late for punk, and by the time I got onboard the bondage bus (79/80). The Clash were generally the pet-punk band of heavy metal kids and sixth-form proggers..while most of my punky peers were listening to the Pistols, Crass, UK Subs and The Damned.

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Mondo | 16 February 2011 - 1:50pm

all pop stars personalities are constructs

much the same as everyone else's is. It might be more pronounced in pop stars but it's hardly exclusive to them. And aren't the Dammed filled with made up names and stage clothes etc. Or is this a The Dammed are "REAL" and The Clash are pretending thing. Was Marc Bolan not REAL just because he changed his name?

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 1:58pm

Exactly...

Much like the Beatles were leather clad rock 'n' rollers before Epstein came along and carefully constructed them into the lovable mop tops.
But of course some are untouchable.

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Doug B | 16 February 2011 - 2:11pm

But The Beatles wore suits before the leather appeared

and then returned to suits (slighty better looking ones, but still). So maybe the leather was just a fad? It must have been sweaty as hell on stage and image wise belonged to the fifties anyway.

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Ola Claesson | 17 February 2011 - 9:08pm

Either way...

after Epstein appeared on the scene and took over they were groomed in a certain way that on the whole they were happy to go along with.
Also the Beatles heroes were all from the 50's and the look was obviously de rigueur down Hamburg way.
The Beatle were just as groomed and styled as every other band is if they have a good enough manager.

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Doug B | 18 February 2011 - 4:22pm

Of course

I agree about the idea of identity - and pseudo-names, but it's more than that. It's when someone becomes lost in their own myth making. I wouldn't think Dave Vanian believes he's a vampire anymore than Leonard Nimoy believes he's a Vulcan - it's just a part to play.

Whereas Sid Vicious made the (fatal) error of overdosing on his own image as hard-core rebel rock star or when Bowie stopped doing 'characters' he hit a creative dry spell. In the same way, Joe Strummer (and Bob Dylan and Bono) have perpetuated the idea of a people's pop star.

Musically it's nothing to do with 'real'. The Damned always had much more appeal for me and expanded the possibilities of punk from album to album. Although there is an argument to say they out-punked all other bands: first punk single and album, first to tour the States, to play a punk festival, were booted of the Anarchy tour and are still touring and politically active today.

The Clash's passion always left me cold in the way U2's puff and bluster does today

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Mondo | 16 February 2011 - 3:14pm

Technically...

... weren't U2 the U2 of punk?

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Glenbervie | 16 February 2011 - 4:31pm

I'd say New Wave

but not punk

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Mondo | 16 February 2011 - 4:36pm

Well, considering that punk is about not giving a crap,

doing your own thing and to not care what people think about you it seems a bit funny to hate U2 for doing their own thing and not giving a crap about what people think about them.

Sid did exactly the 1A punk stuff he was expected to do, Bono doesn´t.

Who´s "the most" punk?

(I´m not even a fan of Bono, but considering all the rules you have to follow to be a proper punk, the whole movement is something of a Catch 22.)

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Ola Claesson | 17 February 2011 - 9:17pm

there were rules?

must have missed that meeting.

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gaz | 20 February 2011 - 9:40am

Ah, come on.

Punk had as many rules as any other scene, if not more. Like Zappa said years earlier when a serviceman at one of his gigs was heckled for his uniform: "Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself." Punk had a uniform, a code of behaviour, a set of values (not to say dogmas), and a set of distinct rules about musical style. Of course it did.

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Bob | 20 February 2011 - 12:51pm

As eloquently pointed out by Fedoraboy

in his tale about the reception his friend got for daring to associate with the 'fag band' Suicide.

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stimpy | 21 February 2011 - 10:25am

really bob

really? it had a uniform. look at the early kids/gigs no uniform there. bondage and mohair jumpers stolen from soul boys if that's what you are refering to

a code of behaviour? same as any young kids

rules on musical style? pretty sure i heard all sorts of music played.

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gaz | 21 February 2011 - 5:38pm

In the early days of punk...

there was definitely no uniform other than no long hair and no flares. The ethos was wear anything you could get your hands on that was cheap and would look different. Once punk started to get on the front pages of the tabloids (post Sex Pistols on the Bill Grundy show) then it started to become a uniform.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 21 February 2011 - 6:28pm

the Damned better than the Clash??!

"The character of Joe Stummer (and let's not forget it was a construct)..Note the pseudonyms, preference for sunglasses ..when there's no off switch and someone is permanently in character - they begin to become a bore"

2 words, Mondo - CAPTAIN SENSIBLE !!

(now tell me Happy Talk was a better single than anything off Combat Rock!)

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Ricardo | 17 February 2011 - 7:01am

Wot about..

...Wot?

Now there was a great single!

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mojoworking | 17 February 2011 - 7:25am

Untouchable - never

I really don't think a band should be untouchable, or stamped with the legend 'we are great - no arguments'. I'm the first to slag off a band I can't stand - and there are many - and I like to hear why other people don't like a band I do.

An OP like this thread's might seem like to trolling to some, but if it inspires debate then all well and good. Additionally, it's also been agreed with by a lot of people. I'm not saying that makes it right of course, as far as I'm concerned The Clash were the perfect Rock N Roll band, the template in my head for what a band should be. And if you want I'll go on all day about why I love them.

But if you don't even like them, well that's not going to diminish my love for them.

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SimonL | 16 February 2011 - 2:29pm

Gateway music

I have a real soft spot for the Clash. Arriving in London from Ireland in the late 80's, what I thought was my expansive musical tastes stretched all the way from The Smiths to House of Love. Also, understanding of multi-ethnic and cultural society was pretty much based on Huggy Bear. The music of the Clash really captured something of my first experiences of the city, the reggae, the half baked socialism, the undercurrent of angst. To this day, those tunes can take me back 25 years and were instrumental in me being a lot less precious about music - I got into dub, rave and reggae at the time, soaking up the city, the people and the music like a sponge.

It is almost certainly a time and place thing - for instance, Stretham and Brixton sounded exotic in my wide eyed inexperience. But I do think that their music is so rooted in London that perhaps it is easier for outsiders to digest without the cyncism brought on by familiarity.

OK, some of the albums were patchy but there was genius sprinkled throughout. Train in Vain and White Man In the Palais - you just can't argue....

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Vent My Spleen | 16 February 2011 - 3:18pm

And an uglier band...

...you'd go far to find.

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kb | 16 February 2011 - 4:10pm
Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 4:15pm

And the other three?

Paul Simenon has the sort of teeth that would make you instinctively take a step back if he approached you in conversation in a loud room.

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kb | 18 February 2011 - 2:11pm

Read 'em n' Weep!

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James Blast | 16 February 2011 - 4:18pm

Some (very) vague thoughts

London is a hermetically sealed city state where many things apply that are simply beyond the experience of anyone elsewhere in Britain & Ireland, be that Birmingham, Manchester, Edinburgh&Glasgow, Dublin or wherever...

The Clash were a very London band, and with the benefit of hindsight their political posture does seem as adolescent as some Roger Waters or Bono lyrics (clutching at something meaningful within the schedule of a recording studio hire period) ...

They were also recording music at a particular point in London's history and British history: post-imperial, depressed, post-oil crisis, post-IMF intervention, towards the end of the post-war consensus, just as laissez-faire conservatism was set to appear and blow all that away ... the yowl of rage and energy was very time-specific and place-specific ... since then, or since 1979, we've had nearly 32 years of economic liberalism which in its own way has transformed London into a much richer, shinier, buoyant and even more multi-cultural world city, where the poor are more hidden away than ever before ...

So perhaps an opinion that "the Clash are rubbish" or whatever is analogous to saying that they belong to a different era, they were riding on a wave of revolt that went nowhere, and it was a very different kind of economic energy that really transformed London, while the rest of the UK and Ireland looks on like kids outside the proverbial sweetie shop, thinking of the Clash, shrugging shoulders and saying, "So what? They were 'then', they were 'London' and I'm sick to the back teeth of middle-aged metropolitan critics telling me how important they are because, really, they now just seem like characters from a Peter Akroyd book..."

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Glenbervie | 16 February 2011 - 4:47pm

Well argued but no he just thinks

they're shit

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Chris G | 16 February 2011 - 5:39pm
Glenbervie | 16 February 2011 - 5:48pm

Hatchly

He thinks they are S**T

Snot?
Shot?
Spot?
Slut?
Swyt?

Spit!

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Beany | 16 February 2011 - 5:55pm

SWYT

Sealed With Your Tongue?

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James Blast | 16 February 2011 - 6:24pm

Am I being naive?

I just like the way it sounds. Is that a legitimate view to hold?

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PaddyH | 16 February 2011 - 8:33pm

So

The revolution will not be Paddyvised?

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Ola Claesson | 18 February 2011 - 1:39pm

24 hours is a long time in politics

Didn't really expect this sort of fuss. But then I wasn't what you call trollin'.
'The Clash are shit' was from a thread full of one-liners. Mine received a bit of support and I did indeed feel that it maybe needed a bit more of a debate. As I wrote, but has been chiefly ignored, I want(ed) to like The Clash. I have tried. The passionate mauling - and forensic analysis of my posting history - has at least illustrated the passion they still inspire. But clearly I need to know my place. And know which are the right opinions to have - any chance we can put these in the FAQ?

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fedoraboy | 16 February 2011 - 8:37pm

" But clearly I need to know

" But clearly I need to know my place. And know which are the right opinions to have - any chance we can put these in the FAQ?"

Try starting a thread slagging The Beatles (who incidentally mean about 4000 times less to me than The Clash) if you really want to feel the weight of received opinion....

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maggieloveshopey | 16 February 2011 - 9:08pm

Nah, divvent be daft.

Most of my musical opinions (The Hold Steady! Radiohead! Nirvana! Punk: BOO! Prog: BIGGER BOO!) are entirely Massive-incompatible. It doesn't matter.

FTR, I think this was a perfectly good thread, and people shouldn't be so sensitive. It didn't strike me as trolling at all.

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Bob | 16 February 2011 - 10:15pm

What Bob said

I didn't assume this was trolling and it was confirmed when I read the the body of the post.

Most here are of a like mind, or certainly learn to recognise the overall vibe, where strong words are normally laced with a measure of irony or a reasonably cohesive argument.

Me? The Clash never sparked my interest. I remember seeing them sing Tommy Gun on TV and not being overly moved by it. Should I Stay or Should I Go was a cover and quite jolly but I have nothing to report I'm afraid. They were probably either shit or they weren't.

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Beezer | 17 February 2011 - 12:02am

Should I Stay or Should I Go

Not a cover, is it?

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Fraser Lewry | 17 February 2011 - 12:04am

Oh Bugger

Do I mean 'I Fought the Law'?

I don't know.

At least it confirms I know nowt about them.

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Beezer | 17 February 2011 - 12:08am

I Fought The Law ...

... is indeed a cover.

I remember writing a letter to the NME - and, what's more, having it published - around the time Bob Dylan caused a Big Fuss by converting to Christianity and playing only his new, overtly religious songs at his concerts, suggesting that his new single was a slightly retitled cover of the same song: I Fought The Lord (And The Lord Won).

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epigone | 18 February 2011 - 12:30pm

Pick anyone one of the 'pillars of modern rock music'

start a thread saying they are shit (even if you justify it later on) and yer gonna get a bit of a roasting off their fans on here, albeit a fairly moderate and essentially good natured roasting.
Try posting this on a YouTube comment and see what response you get from the trolls on there if you wish to make a comparison.

There aren't any official "Word opinions" of course, and as I've just said on another thread I doubt there is anything you will get blanket approval of from The Massive.

Although I quite like The Clash myself, I can understand the feeling of not 'getting' an artist that seems to inspire such excitement and passion in others, especially those erudite and clued-up Massive members. Makes me wonder if I'm missing something, or maybe I've got bad taste in music?

I don't get Springsteen for example. I'm aware he is much adored by many of The Massive and he's clearly highly respected by Hepworth & Co, but what he does follows a completely different system to the kind of things that excite me and inspire me musically. It is almost like Bruce runs on a different OS to my brain..his software isn't compatible with my system.

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Dr Volume | 17 February 2011 - 1:13am

Nail. Hammer. Bang on the head.

I've had plenty of previous good natured chats with friends about Ver Clash and I've always been impressed/confused by their devotion. But The Clash fans I know are also almost unique in their capacity for aggressive over-reaction. And there's been some of that here. It's this that promotes the group's sacred cow status and further frustrates us non-believers. We want to feel what makes you feel the way you do.
I've always felt this forum was a place for us to air our thoughts and questions and hopefully gain some insight from the thoughts of others. I've previously posted about how I just don't get The Wall and I've had all manner of suggestions for ways into the one piece of the Pink Floyd puzzle I can't fathom.
The good Doctor is spot on with his OS analogy. You can't please all of the people, all of the time.
I'm off to the 'Controversial to Convivial' thread to find some common ground.

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fedoraboy | 17 February 2011 - 1:36am

STOP!!

Hammertime....

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Dr Volume | 17 February 2011 - 2:13am

"Aggressive Over-reaction"

Sorry, but if you put up a post saying so-and-so is "shit" as a title - what do you expect?

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Retro Man | 17 February 2011 - 12:51pm

Aggressive over-reaction

'The Clash are sh*t. Proper sh*t.'
And it's the fans who over-react aggressively?
Can't think why.
edit - sorry, didn't see Retroman's post saying the exact same thing.

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badartdog | 17 February 2011 - 12:24pm

It's The Clash we're talking about here, isn't it

Not someone's Nan.

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fedoraboy | 17 February 2011 - 3:54pm

I think...

it was the obvious Trolling quality of your post that got people's back up.
Making comments like that about any band without any attempt to break it down or god forbid give a proper reason is purely meant to wind people up.
Which in fact was no doubt the entire point of the post so I guess you've been successful.

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Doug B | 17 February 2011 - 6:19pm

'Steps are better than

'Steps are better than ABBA'
'Keith Richards is a twat'
'Pet Sounds/Astral Weeks/Sgt.Pepper are a bit rubbish'
'Elvis Costello can't sing'
'The Damned are better than The Clash/Sex Pistols'
'Bolan was a one trick pony'
'What's Going On is a boring album'
'Trout Mask Replica is shite'
'Kate Bush is screechy'
Both Led Zep and Aretha 'caterwaul'
'All Reggae is pants'
'Lou Reed cannot sing'

All examples you might call 'trolling' from the same thread.
Only one particular group of fans took any of it seriously.
One more quote from Mr.Crowther.

'It's only a laugh'

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fedoraboy | 17 February 2011 - 7:03pm

but none of those examples

were then taken and blown up into their own thread, were they?

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maggieloveshopey | 17 February 2011 - 8:18pm

only one particular poster

took their statement and shone a spotlight on it by making it a thread of it's own. A thread in which he asked who agreed with him and then started whining, protesting and backtracking because a number of people didn't.
Are you new to this internet thingy, FB?
The examples you quote are not 'trolling' as they were in keeping with the title of said thread.
I like the Clash - I'm certainly more Ellen than Hepworth when it comes to them. You hate them - and that's fine, as many people here have said. However starting a thread by saying a band of some popularity are 'proper shit' will be seen by some as 'trolling' and many as deliberately confrontational.

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badartdog | 17 February 2011 - 10:06pm

One of the greatest UK bands ever

I love The Clash. Proper love. Everything a great rock band should be. The "you had to be there" comments are well wide of the mark. I'm still the right side of 40, and didn't get into them properly until the early 90s, thanks to a C60 that I filled with as much of Plymouth City Library's copy of "Story Of The Clash" that I could and played over and over and over

And as for fedoraboy's crowing over the number of ups his silly throwaway comment got, well this blog, where he tries to expand on his point by basically saying he's listened to them every once in a while, and doesn't like their fashion sense, has (at the time of writing) several less ups. You're haemorrhaging support! Give up while you still can!

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maggieloveshopey | 16 February 2011 - 9:07pm

Gennaro,

surely you must appreciate The Clashes place in the pantheon of great bands, deny the wonder of "Londons Calling" and enduring legacy of Joe Strummer.

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Dave Amitri | 16 February 2011 - 11:32pm

A stunning likeness

Even if I do say so myself.

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fedoraboy | 17 February 2011 - 12:10am

Clash 1982 - best gig I ever saw

Nothing else has come close. I was 26 at the time. What's more, I also like ABBA and Pink Floyd. Is that allowed?

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Mark Godden | 17 February 2011 - 1:31am

The committee have called an emergency meeting

And will get back to you.

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fedoraboy | 17 February 2011 - 1:38am

The Clash are Ace?

How Long Has This Been Going On?

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mojoworking | 17 February 2011 - 1:36am

Ever since they became

a Carrack-ature of themselves.

I'll get my dressing gown...

Bye-bye everyone, bye-bye. Bassclef has left the building.

It's been fun, but life moves on.

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bassclef (not verified) | 17 February 2011 - 2:00am

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

But I once imagined a concert featuring Ace, King, Queen and Prince. Where Bob Dylan would perform a guest slot playing Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts.

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epigone | 18 February 2011 - 12:47pm

no room for

the Steve Miller Band?

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badartdog | 18 February 2011 - 7:23pm

Lemuel Kilminster would step out of a Dickens novel and

perform an acoustic version of Ace Of Spades...

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stimpy | 20 February 2011 - 10:42am

If you're going to dish it out

then you've got to take it.

As long as those rules are observed then it's all a bit of fun

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Chimney Singing... | 18 February 2011 - 5:15pm

My Two Cents

In theory, The Clash (like Led Zeppelin) are the very defintion of what a band should be like. But somehow the sum of its parts don't always add up. I admire both bands for what they were, but I've never had a desire to commit myself to them.

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Tom | 21 February 2011 - 10:28pm

Not absolutely the only reason......

for my not continuing to see a particular Championship side play football (the main reasons were having to sit instead of stand, the ludicrous wages/prices, and the fact that if they were successful I'd have to pay money to see Spud features, 'JT', Fat Frank, Cashley etc.)

.....but the playing of the dire 'London Calling' at about 2.40 p.m. every second Saturday meant completely changing my normal routine just to avoid it and, on more than one occasion, I was reduced to stick my fingers in both ears and singing 'la, la, la' to myself.

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ranger | 22 February 2011 - 5:18pm

Give me The Smiths anyday

I guess you had to be there but The Smiths meant more to me than any other band. I can listen to The Clash on a compilation but I've never felt the urge to go & buy their albums. Similarly (I prepare myself to be slaughtered!) Led Zep, Floyd, Stone Roses, Nirvana...I could go on but you get the idea. All bands who have probably shaped music history & undoubtedly have some classic songs, but (so far) haven't really grabbed me.

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ipswichita | 22 February 2011 - 9:57pm
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