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The case FOR super injunctions

BigJimBob's picture

Let's see, the red-tops, the Murdoch press, and The Daily Mail are all getting on their moral high-horse about superinjunctions. Why? Because they can't print scurrilous tat about who is shagging who. You know what? I don't really care that much. Out of curiosity I googled the name of That Actor, and to tell you the truth it doesn't really affect what I think of him. In fact,why can't he have some privacy? How is this important? Surely the fact that papers seemed to have illegally tapped phones is a MUCH bigger story. Yet - apart from one exception - the UK papers really don't want to follow that one too much. Wonder why , eh?

In fact, I don't want media where the editor says, "Hold the Syria and Libya front page, a famous person has been caught playing away" In France, it was a pretty open secret that François Mitterrand had a mistress and this fact didn't really affect the country's governance, did it?

I am pretty disappointed with Private Eye hypocritical take on this issue. Ian Hislop's claim - that the Marr super-injunction should have been lifted earlier because AM interviews politicians on morally sensitive issues and he has compromised himself on this issue - is ridiculous, it seems to me that the Eye wouldn't dirty its hands on stories about chavvy footballers (who could be set up as Moral Examples to Youth), but a juicy bit of goss on an Oxbridge boy is much more interesting. They have been dying to print dirt on this story for years.

I think - as long as political misdemeanors are not protected - there is a strong case for tighter privacy laws.

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"...as long as political misdemeanors are not protected"

I think that's the crux of the matter, and certainly the meat and potatoes of Hisop's splendid HIGNFY rant this week. Once you start making up privacy law on the hoof to protect "footballers and slappers" then that same precedent in law will be applied when there's something we really *do* need to know. Also, I think the existence of Marr's prior article about how journalists should be able to report the facts unencumbered by the rulings of High Court Judges got Hislop's dander up sufficiently to go ahead and challenge the self-same journalist's injunction.
IMHO.

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skirky | 26 April 2011 - 9:45am

How do revelations <i>really</i> affect them?

As you say, you feel no different after finding out who 'married actor' is (I couldn't find him/her). And who does Andrew Marr think he is? Would anyone other than his wife, mother & in-laws actually really care that he had an affair? And they would have known anyway.

The premiership footballer's affair with someone off Big Brother - 'and?' is surely the correct response.

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kb | 26 April 2011 - 9:56am

My point EXACTLY

so why are these stories "news"?

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 10:26am

Most people honestly don't give a monkey's...

...what celebrities do with their genitals, do they? And those that do don't for very long. Superinjunctions are just hubris: "I'm terribly important and interesting and everyone's going to care deeply that I've been hanging out the back of someone I shouldn't have" (little known Buzzcocks b-side there).

I realise that perhaps the likes of Andrew Marr might have felt that he wanted to protect his wife and family from people sneering at them at work and school, but really! Does he not realise that non-slebs who don't have recourse to the good offices of Messrs. Carter Fuck have to just deal with that kind of shite? Affairs are horrible and ugly, and the vast majority of the opprobrium from their fallout always attaches to the cheater, not their wronged other halves. No-one's going to sneer at Mrs Marr: they're just going to think her husband's a bit of an arsehole. And he knows it, too: he was protecting himself, not his family.

I've always rather liked the simian-armed toby jug, myself, but he hasn't exactly covered himself in glory here.

And superinjunctions are just BAD. No-one cares about gossip in the long term. If marriages are to break up, they will do so eventually without the help of the papers. We need papers to be able to report, and superinjunctions represent an unacceptable limit to free speech. Sadly, free speech produces collateral damage, but the alternative is much worse.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 10:05am

Funny tweet just now...

...from Viz Top Tips:

SAVE yourself the pain of telling your wife you slept with a prostitute. Get a Super Injunction and she can find out on Twitter.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 10:14am

But non-slebs

wouldn't have a story plastered like that on the headlines. I am sure the revelations of AM's private life were known to his family, friends, and acquaintances. But why do you and I need to know about it, Bob? Does it REALLY affect how well he could do his job? I for one don't want a situation wheren EVERYONE's moral trespasses should be made public.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 10:33am

We don't need to know.

It doesn't affect anything apart from the state of his marriage. I'm not saying it's nice, but it's a necessary side effect of a free press.

Tighter privacy laws mean that those in power can exploit them to obscure things of genuine import. There's no law yet written that can't be shystered around, its loopholes discovered and its purpose perverted. If you enshrine people's inherent right to have secrets in law, you leave the society open to abuse. Look at superinjunctions: I'm sure their initial purpose was relatively benign. But they could be - and probably are being - used to stop us knowing important stuff.

Sadly, if you want important stuff out in the open, you have to accept the flood of dross that comes with it.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 10:42am

Poepole always say this, but it is a red-herring

The US privacy laws are in some ways tighter than Europe's - that is why we get lots of libel cases being carried out in the UK courts, but that never stopped Watergate coming out. This argument is just a "thin-end-of-the-wedge" thing that the press use to justify publishing gossip.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 10:52am

I thought...

...the reason people in the US use our courts is for the opposite reason: that the First Amendment right to free speech means that defamation, libel and slander are not generally legally actionable.

Because we don't have a legal right to free speech enshrined in our constitution, people can sue in a way that they can't in the States.

That was always what I'd understood. (And our libel laws are AWFUL, incidentally. Just ask Simon Singh.)

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 10:58am

You are right of course

I stand down on that, but still I cannot see what the high falutin' Big Argument for Press Freedom has to do with footballers shagging BB house mates. Actually we NEED a privacy law. Read pretty much any biography of the Great People of previous ages and tell me that they would be able to stand the shirt-storm of media hypocrisy if their private life was made public. Churchill say, or Macmillan or Lloyd George.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 2:32pm

That point...

...about people in history is absolutely correct.

I'm not sure we need a privacy law, the liberal in me is uncomfortable about it, but we do need privacy.

Of course, we get the media we deserve, really. If it didn't sell papers, etc.

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JoLean | 26 April 2011 - 3:01pm

but who gets to decide the virtues of these

"Great men"? Maybe the public should have found out sooner Lloyd George was selling peerages left right and centre. Should we rely on being told what we should know by people who would lecture us on personal morality at the drop of hat while dipping into our pockets to put up their mistressess next?
The French are often raised in this context as being more relaxed about these things than we but oddly uptight about other areas ie. people who don't conform to a rather narrow view of what being French is for instance. They could just simply wrong on this occassion too.
I would be more in favour of privacy law if I thought it would protect everyone equally but it won't it will mostly line the pockets if libel lawyerss and the majority of peoples' privacy will be largely unprotected. This is also all odd in country with more cctv camera than anywhere else and that was on the verge on having a mandatory ID card.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 3:38pm

Again that last sentence

underlines my point entirely. I don't want ID cards OR CCTCV cards everywhere OR a universal DNA data base. We need more privacy.

I agree the French are wrong on many issues. But that doesn't mean they are always wrong, does it?

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 4:07pm

but you DO want

people of power to be able to cover up their wrong doings away from public scrutiny and line the pockets of their lawyers? Stronger Privacy laws won't be for the benefit or pocket of everyday people.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 4:33pm

what worries me about this type of argument

is that many of the media who use it always present the case where politicians are corrupt and journalists act on the best possible moral motives. The trouble is that journalist aren't always so moral - as I said above, if you want a issue with a lot of moral implications why not investigate phone tapping? I don't see the Times and Mail mounting campaigns to get to the bottom of that story and there is no super injunction in action there.

Yes it would be good if cover-ups about "wrong doings away from public scrutiny are revealed, corruption like that is wrong and should always be revealed. But the level of story we are talking about are a footballer shagging a BB contestant, an actor who has slept with a call-girl, and a presenter whose image isn't as wholesome as they present. These are NOT world shattering stories about corruption.

The press is invoking all these high ideals so they can continue to entertain us with bread and circuses. In fact it is journalists who don't practice what they preach. The same papers that are queuing up to make moral judgments on others are side-stepping their obvious inability to act morally themselves.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 7:25pm

Still can't see how you can write a law

that would protect one group and not another. Scandals before now have started with gossipy stories about call girls or dubious bed hopping and have developed into bungs for arms deals, ministers stepping in to speed up their lover's maid's passport applications etc. Laws like this which by their nature aren't open to public scrutiny very difficult to monitor and patrol.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 7:55pm

Easy

when they develop into an issue of corruption like:

bungs for arms deals, ministers stepping in to speed up their lover's maid's passport applications

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 8:26pm

but HOW do you know that at the start?

HOW do you know where they'll lead when you allow those taking party to prevent news coverage? It's unworkable.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 9:09pm

Although...

Worth a look at Private Eye at the moment for the range of things currrently covered by super-injunctions

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&i...

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Glenbervie | 2 May 2011 - 8:02pm

actually

there's a lot of naughtiness in the Royal Wedding Eye, isn't there?

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ivan | 3 May 2011 - 9:03pm

Andrew Marr

I couldnt give a fishes tit about who is shagging who out of watch, however, I do think AM is hypocritical, & I agree with skirky, I think Ian Hyslop ranting on HIGNFY last week was justified.

AM - a sudden attack of proffessional integrity ? Or letting it out now to "balance the books", 8 years after the event, when then sting was drawn from this story years ago, does this entitle him to reclaim the moral high ground?

I like AM, I think his TV is always well presented, although I will think twice before he tries to nail someone who has been caught out, either with his/ her words/ politics or simply his / her genitals.

As for someone striping someone from "Big brother" - well, its not cold fusion is it?

Does it matter?

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jackthebiscuit | 26 April 2011 - 10:32am

ARGHHH NO NO NO NO NO

(Bites own hand off - BUT IT'S TOO LATE)

"Ahem.

"Cold Fusion.

(wait for it)

"TMFTL"

Sorry.

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itfc1959 | 26 April 2011 - 7:38pm

but we all love gossip.

The line that the public don't give a monkey's about whether A is doing x to C behind B's back is only partly true. Because we all love gossip, there will be those who claim to highest heaven that don't before turning back to their Van morrison biogs and the chapter where VM gets caught in a Spanish hotel room with Julie Christy, a large ham and 3 torredors. What Van was doing with the Pata negra and the star of "Far from the madding crowd" Juan, Julio and Franco may not effect our love of Moondance but we love hearing about it.

We may not obsess about the state of Kerry Katona's underarms or Sheryl Cole's poolside "antics" but we all love gossip all humans do whether it be about the Landlord of our local who use to be a swinger, the slimy pr bloke at work who was found knocking one off in the bogs or indeed what was the peculiar taste that Ivan's gob iron had when he turned up late to a recording session that time.

The double irony is that as a political commentator Andrew Marr's entire career is based on his access to and careful revealing of gossip. Commentators like him rarely discuss policy as in how many councils should get built but mainly gossip sorry report on Tony's relationship with Mandy and whose yacht Osbourne is going to turn up on next.

One other reasons super-injunctions irk so much is there's some goss back there we just can't reach like a husk of corn in a molar. Plus the fact that the media "all" claim to know makes it even more galling.
This love of gossip may not be very noble or high minded but it's very human.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 10:57am

No we don't

I find gossip annoying in the extreme. Facts, interesting titbits of information yes.. can't get enough of it but I would class gossip as unsubtantiated rumours and get irritated when it's either presented as fect or I'm asked to comment on it. It doesn't matter whether it's a celebrity or a friend, before I have an opinion I like to have the facts.

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JohnW | 26 April 2011 - 1:17pm

Very noble.

And that's something I aspire to as well. But it's only an aspiration - I think Chris is right. Most of us - not you, John, I'm sure - do all love gossip, whether we admit it or not, whether we want to or not.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 1:20pm

Do I buy Heat magazine? No.

but I'm irresistibly drawn to it when I see my daughter's copy lying around - even if I don't recognise many of the names in it

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stimpy | 26 April 2011 - 1:28pm

yep I read the slightly greasy copy

that they have in the Chinese while waiting for my order. You some times can't tell whether it's a sweat patch on Beyonce's gusset or a blob of chow mein but it's fascinating none the less.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 1:51pm

Beyonce's Chow Mein Gusset

TMFTL

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stimpy | 26 April 2011 - 3:09pm

Noble?

Why is it noble? I'm not trying to help anyone. It's purely selfish really in that I can't see the point in discussing something without most of the facts. I suppose its an engineering training.

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JohnW | 26 April 2011 - 2:00pm

Well...

...high-minded, then, if you prefer. I'm cut from altogether coarser cloth, I'm afraid.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 2:05pm

Frankly don't buy this at all

saying you prefer "facts" and "interesting titbits of information " is just a way of justifying it to yourself imo. Gossip isn't just "unsubstantiated rumours" that's just a easy way of trying to diminish its role in human relations. I said before it may not be the first thing we would admit to doing but if you've ever passed on the "heads up" about an potential departmental reorganisation, or the "skinny" on a new unreleased version of the Ipod or even repeated an anecdote about a famous soul/blues/jazz legend a leg of ham , a starlet and 3 eager lads from Seville who have pony tails and tight sparkly trousers you've gossiped.

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 4:07pm

Each to his own

Sorry but as I said before, I hate being told things that aren't true. It seems like such a waste of my effort. I've never said that I don't get sucked in occasionally but that would only be when something is being presented as fact and I was unaware that it was what I would call gossip.
I get annoyed by newspapers and their websites printing things that aren't true because it makes me doubt the validity of everything I'm reading.
The example of Departmental Organisation is an especially bad one as far as I'm concerned because the sort of people that would normally delight in gossiping about that sort of thing are normally the sort that I wouldn't ever go to for facts!
ChrisG said "we all like Gossip". I said that's not true but "almost all of us like gossip" is probably true so your difficulty in understanding my angle is perfectly reasonable given that it is probably very unusual. It doesn't stop it from being real though.

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JohnW | 26 April 2011 - 6:35pm
stimpy | 26 April 2011 - 6:38pm

He is y'know

I heard it from a woman down the road

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DogFacedBoy | 26 April 2011 - 7:02pm

Don't mean to

I don't mean to. My point is that it's so often not true or that the truth has been embellished that I'd rather not hear it.

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JohnW | 26 April 2011 - 8:39pm

Super Injunctions

The problem with them is that you don't know how many have been placed and what they are hiding. According to one report I read this weekend there have been approximately 30 in the last month. Now if all they are protecting are somebody who has been shagging around then it's no big deal, but what else gets hidden this way?

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SimonL | 26 April 2011 - 10:51am

Agreed. Injunctions are fine but I worry about superinjunctions

They just seem, in some way, wrong and over secretive.

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stimpy | 26 April 2011 - 11:15am

Super injunctions are very very bad.

It's not just celebs, it's huge corporations with enough money to hide their very dirty laundry

Trafigura anyone? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trafigura. Yes I know that one ultimately failed but how many haven't?

Sure, the red-tops and the mail think of it in terms of celebs but there is so much more than that to it and super injunctions cannot and should not be allowed.

Gossip rags will print what they want for an audience of idiots - good luck to 'em, I'm not buying. But when large companies are destroying chunks of the planet and willfully sickening huge numbers of people, they cannot be allowed to use the British legal system as a PR tool to hide their misdeeds.

It's too easy to make this a discussion about "footballers' and slappers'" rights to privacy and isn't it typical that that is what the media boil it down to?

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VincePacket | 26 April 2011 - 11:51am

I dream of a world...

...in which there is absolutely no percentage in the red tops, Mail, Express etc, slavering on our behalf over the indiscretions, or cellulite, or weight loss, of celebs, whether Z-list or A-list, because nobody cares.

Meanwhile, Chris G,you should be writing for Shameless...

the Landlord of our local who use be a swinger, the slimy pr bloke at work who was found knocking one off in the bogs or indeed what was the peculiar taste that Ivan's gob iron had when he turned up late to a recording session that time

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mikethep | 26 April 2011 - 10:58am

Before anyone asks

I am not, and never have been, a PR man.

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Lenny Law | 26 April 2011 - 11:23am

*puts down harmonica*

*picks up ukulele*...

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ivan | 26 April 2011 - 11:51am

ha!

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Chris G | 26 April 2011 - 11:54am

Here's a good reason why these things are bad

Celebs may have the cash to hide their indiscretions, but so do big companies.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/13/trafigura-drops-gag-guardian...

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SimonL | 26 April 2011 - 11:19am

Yes agreed

But this is comparing eggs with apples. One is a private indiscretion, the other involves corruption and - it could be argued - corporate manslaughter. The same law shouldn't cover them.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 11:51am

yet another tale of bedrooms and hypocrisy

I also lean towards Hislop's argument which hinged on the fact that Marr had wrtten a piece putting forward the case for Parliament to decide privacy rather than the courts (and I think its reassuring that the Prime Minister seems to take that view). And, as Hislop said this morning on the radio, Marr's argument that the super-injunction was designed to protect his family and others involved was slightly disingenuous. He took it out to protect himself too. If this story had broken at the time when he was building up his reputation at the BBC he would probably have been finished. As Hislop also says with some credibility, Marr knows that full well.

But this whole episode reveals much about the curtain twitching society we have in this country which leads people like Marr to feel the need to take steps to cover up who he shagged behind his wife's back (as if we really give a toss). The media are obsessed with who's bedding who behind who's back because they know a lot of people like reading about it and having a gossip at the coffee point. A lot of the country still haven't really grown up since the 60s.

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rocker43 | 26 April 2011 - 11:39am

Exactly

It's the thin end of the wedge.

I am quite interested in all the who is shagging whom gossip, I'll be honest, but accept it's not news. But it could be, couldn't it? If David Cameron had had a child out of wedlock after an affair with a work colleague, that IS news and it affects how I and others would see him. Now, Andrew Marr's child may not be, but the point stands.

And another thing I want to rant about while I'm here: 'Footballers AND slappers'. Oh, just the women who are slappers, not the men. They are just men who have money. Who can blame them, nudge, nudge. The birds, however, just slappers. Slightly off the point (and believe me I know a lot of these women are not worth defending), but wanted to rant and none of my friends will listen to me any more. If I put it here, you've no choice.

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JoLean | 26 April 2011 - 11:39am

Have an up arrow for the slappers point.

Shouldn't it be "slappers who bring superinjunctions and the prostitutes they go with" in many of the current cases? At least this makes a distinction between the hobbyist and the professional.

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Mark JF | 26 April 2011 - 11:44am

JoLean agreed

You got me bang to rights here. But - in my defence - I think after all the stories printed about them the term Professional Footballer = Male Slapper. At least it does in my mind. If I think of any situation involving sex or money and ask "what would a Professional Footballer" do here, the answer is usually the slapper approach.

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 11:47am

Haven't you just done the same thing again?

JoLean (rightly) castigated you for calling the women "slappers," then you tar ALL professional footballers with the same brush by saying they're just "male slappers."

There are many badly-behaved footballers, but just because they're often the most high profile ones, it doesn't mean all professional footballers are terrible people. I'm sure plenty are polite, family men who do heaps of charity work.

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Joe R | 26 April 2011 - 11:50am

Joke

sorry should have put in :-) or something ;-)

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BigJimBob | 26 April 2011 - 11:52am

Slappers

Wasn't really getting at you, individually, BigJimBob. The men and slappers angle is everywhere. Private Eye has been writing about this for years and has the same approach, as did HIGNFY.

Just ingrained sexism, which isn't helped by some of these stories and the fact that it is ex-BB contestants trying to make money.

However, in some of these cases, that's not true. It's women who are bringing up children alone or those whose careers have suffered because the man is richer, more powerful and more famous.

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JoLean | 26 April 2011 - 12:09pm

Oops, apologies

*dismounts high horse*

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Joe R | 26 April 2011 - 12:12pm

Not sure if this makes a difference

but it's not a huge leap of the imagination to suggest the women were throwing themselves at the footballers, rather than vice versa. That, of course, doesn't make one group better than the other, but it probably depends on what your definition of "slapper" is.

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Joe R | 26 April 2011 - 11:47am

Aren't they those people who do that 1920s

dance where they cross their arms over whilst holding their kneecaps?

No?

Oh. As you were.

*returns to potting shed, unmoved by discussion about liars & hypocrites*

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Vulpes Vulpes | 26 April 2011 - 5:57pm

I've never really understood...

...why there is still the stud/slut dichotomy. Most people like sex, some people like lots of it, not necessarily with one person. Never understood why the latter is OK in a nudge-nudge way for a bloke, but not so much for a woman. Suppose it comes down to the whole neolithic virginal/chaste ideal for women, which takes a lot of undoing.

It's still offensive shite, mind.

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Bob | 26 April 2011 - 11:50am

One word

Consequences

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Joe R | 26 April 2011 - 11:52am

Three words.

Godley and Creme.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 26 April 2011 - 5:58pm

One word

Gismo.

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stimpy | 26 April 2011 - 6:39pm

The Sound of One Hand Clapping

!

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itfc1959 | 26 April 2011 - 7:46pm

Is Andrew Marr in contempt of his own superinjunction

by admitting that it was him? I'd love to see him up before the Judge: "I don't care if it was your superinjunction, Mr. Marr, it says no one can talk about this and 'no one' includes you. 3 months. Take him down."

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Mark JF | 26 April 2011 - 11:40am

Super-Injunctions

Part of me thinks it's fair enough that these famous folk deserve a bit of privacy. Another part of me was mildly curious as to who the footballer and actor were, and now I know, I do admit to thinking a bit less of them. I'd though both were better men than that.

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Spartacus Mills | 26 April 2011 - 11:45am

I know precisely why we need to get rid of super-injunctions

But I can't tell you...

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Glenbervie | 26 April 2011 - 1:39pm

If it's a super-injunction...

...surely you wouldn't even be allowed to hint that you know?

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Malc | 26 April 2011 - 3:51pm

I'm not superly injuncted

I'm just drawn that way.

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Glenbervie | 26 April 2011 - 6:11pm

So is this scandal

to be dubbed 'Marrgate'? There's already a song

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DogFacedBoy | 26 April 2011 - 2:39pm

Just off to the lower pasture to fetch the goat.

Corrupt a-hole A) beds corrupt a-hole B). Corrupt a-hole B) is so adversely damaged by these vile transgressions that they decide to make their shame public. Corrupt a-hole A) consults with corrupt a-hole C).Corrupt a-hole A) hands over a large sum of wedge to corrupt a-hole C)who arranges with corrupt a-hole D)that should corrupt a-hole A) and corrupt a-hole B)'s night of sordid knee trembling become public knowledge corrupt a-hole A)'s family will be traumatised. A gagging order is granted by corrupt a-hole D) and freedom of speech has another little piece chipped away because the wealthy and morally bankrupt must be protected at all costs.

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Pencilsqueezer | 26 April 2011 - 3:48pm

A little piece of freedom of speech chipped away.

I admit that it took me several reads before I understood your post Peter.

Completely agree with you.

Have an arrow.

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jackthebiscuit | 26 April 2011 - 3:57pm

Kid A.

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Pencilsqueezer | 26 April 2011 - 3:52pm

Calling all lawyers here

Can I ger a super injunction served on Katie Price (aka Jordan) to prevent her from telling us who she is shagging now?

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geacher53 | 26 April 2011 - 6:50pm

Apparently

David Beckham wants a Super Injunction fitted to his Ferrari

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Dave Amitri | 26 April 2011 - 8:40pm

The Case Against...

I'm struggling to think how Superinjunctions can be seen as a good thing. True, there's no particular reason why we should know - or even be interested - in the private lives of assorted celebrities. But then, if they're going to misbehave, isn't that part of the risk of their high profile? If they didn't have affairs, or get up to all kinds of hi-jinks they might be ashamed of later, they'd have nothing to worry about.

But as has been said further up the thread, and elsewhere of course, the real problem with Superinjunctions is the potential for very serious malpractice or corruption to be covered up and kept from the public gaze.

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Andrew F | 28 April 2011 - 9:44pm

Surely anyone daft/blind

Surely anyone daft/blind enough to have slept with AM should be granted a free super injunction for life?

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woodface | 28 April 2011 - 10:49pm

Two words.

Fred Goodwin.

Private indiscretions by individuals should not be dealt with in the same manner as public malfeasance from companies.

But as long as they still are, then super injunctions are a terrible idea.

Until the law properly distinguishes between the two I'll be on the side of the media here.

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ganglesprocket | 2 May 2011 - 7:41pm

Oh absolutely agree

with that. The current system is silly.

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BigJimBob | 4 May 2011 - 10:56am

So the full SP on these injunctions

are all over Twitter and gossipy forums. Are we now supposed to pretend that we don't know? May not be true of course

1. (CENSORED) Footballer (CENSORED) had an extramarital affair with
Big Brother star Imogen Thomas which lasted for 7 months. (CENSORED) is believed to have now confessed all to his wife but the injunction still remains in place.

2. British comedian/actor (CENSORED) is said to have a keen interest in BDSM and has made several visits to spanking establishments to engage in the spanking/whipping of women. His wife is not believed to know.

3. TV chef (CENSORED) is said to have sexually harassed one female
employee and sacked a male employee for no reason. The man is alleging age discrimination. He is still owed wages by (CENSORED)

4. British actor (CENSORED) paid £195 for the services of prostitute Helen Wood. Helen Wood is the high profile prostitute who received much tabloid coverage last year over her involvement in a sex session with footballer Wayne Rooney. Wood is said to have used a
sex toy on (CENSORED).

5. (CENSORED) presenter (CENSORED) has an injunction against publication of naked intimate photographs of himself and (CENSORED).

6. Two stars of the British TV show (CENSORED), (CENSORED) and (CENSORED) had an affair. Both are married. (CENSORED) is said to have left the show as a result.

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So people are having rumpy? Yawn.......

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DogFacedBoy | 8 May 2011 - 6:31pm

Number 6 was a bit of a let-down.

I'd heard it was (CENSORED) and (CENSORED).

And the naked photos of (CENSORED) and (CENSORED) are amusing, given that he has put on record that he is physically incapable of having an affair.

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Lenny Law | 8 May 2011 - 8:10pm

Not long now

The much loved daily mail & the other tabloids will be having a frenzy in the next few days now that this stuff is out in the open.

On twitter, the same stories as DFB has just hinted at have been doing the rounds without names being witheld.

Pure red top gold.

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jackthebiscuit | 8 May 2011 - 7:08pm

Tittle-tattle

I've heard loads of gossip and names being bandied about. These are apparently not the people in question, but have been named on Twitter. Gabby Logan has had to go public to clear her name.

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Spartacus Mills | 8 May 2011 - 7:36pm

Jemima Khan has also said...

... that the major twitter source of names is a bunch of students having a laugh.

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ganglesprocket | 8 May 2011 - 8:10pm

Some could all be and probably is false

The 'comedy actor' one I find very hard to believe personally but why should journos and media people have all the fun?

One of the parties in the above has also come out to rubbish it and saying "its just students having a laugh and its not funny". But they are using already named celebs on the net as their source. I really can't see how these injunctions can work n today's world

Ian Hislop and I'm guessing Private Eye have been dropping some rather massive clues recently that tie into these rumours

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DogFacedBoy | 8 May 2011 - 8:20pm

I don't know...

...why the comedy actor thing is hard to believe, particularly. Second-guessing people's sexual proclivities is next-to-impossible, and that one isn't really all that rare. If it were, clubs for it would be unlikely to exist.

Frankly, if he's into all that, good luck to the chap. As long as it's all consensual, it's nobody's business but his and anyone's he might be cheating on while doing it, isn't it?

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Bob | 8 May 2011 - 8:23pm

No its not the sexual element

its that he would take out a super injunction considering his work in the past and those he has worked with. Really delicately tiptoeing round this as you can see

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DogFacedBoy | 8 May 2011 - 8:34pm

Ah. With you now.

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Bob | 8 May 2011 - 8:47pm

Ah you mean that

••••• ••••••••• would be a massive hypocrite given that he worked on ••• ••• •••• with all those satirical chaps, particularly ••••••• ••••••• puncturing the pomposity of media and politicians alike with a fearless wit that took no prisoners ... i don't really care that he likes BDSM, as echoed above, good luck to him i say, but the superinjunction is a bit rubbish, sort of in the same hypocrisy ballpark as Andrew Marr

(can i say Andrew Marr?)

also, isn't the continued existence of these superinjunctions getting a bit silly? now if you'll excuse me, i have to get back to knocking one out over these intimate snaps of •••••• •••••••• and his ex wife who was wearing a massive Isambard Kingdom Brunel hat at the time .. and on that bombshell, it's goodnight

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Glenbervie | 9 May 2011 - 12:59pm

This

OBVIOUSLY has NOTHING to do with the subject being covered by this thread. I don't know why I'm posting it here, really. Steven C posted it on Twitter earlier today, and I found it very interesting.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1384757/Your-Secret-Life-So...

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drakeygirl | 8 May 2011 - 8:44pm

Blimey.

An interesting read, obviously of no relevance to this thread. Why would it be?

Did anyone read the bit in The Telegraph's diary column which made similar comments about the same actor?

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Lenny Law | 8 May 2011 - 10:11pm

Can I just point out

(I've just tweeted on this subject) that this one

3. TV chef (CENSORED) is said to have sexually harassed one female employee and sacked a male employee for no reason. The man is alleging age discrimination. He is still owed wages by (CENSORED)

is not a super-injuntion but an employment tribunal restricted reporting order, which is designed to protect parties in sexual harassment cases (in this case, specifically the woman making the claim, not the foul mouthed TV chef). It only lasts for a short period and is reviewed periodically by an Employment Judge. Given that the name of the TV Chef is all over Twitter, I'd imagine it will be lifted at its next review and so the individual making the complaint will have her personal life pored over by the tabloids. It's basically akin to naming the victim in a rape case.

Super injunctions stink, in my view, but dragging these highly specialised and restricted rulings into the debate really only helps the case of those who want them.

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Humphrey Plugg | 9 May 2011 - 10:14am

"Publish and be damned"....

is how the old saw goes. But the fad for superinjunctions turns that on its head: you're damned before you get the chance to publish.

Whether something is libellous, slanderous, damaging or otherwise detrimental to the interests of blah blah is something to be decided after the fact in open court; not pre-emptively by a judge in chambers on grounds that don't exist because we're not allowed to know about them.

National-security secrets used to be - and I assume still are - protected by D-Notices. What, in effect, is the difference between a superinjunction and a D-Notice? None that I can see.

Of course this is about freedom of speech, and anyone who claims otherwise is being blinkered by the tawdriness of most of the subject matter. Any information at all - and not just the juicy or juice-free details of what some telly chef may or may not have got up to, down to or indeed into in, on or in the vicinity of a jacuzzi in the penthouse of the Darlington Ramada with person or persons or woolly ungulates unknown - can now be put on a par with Trident wiring diagrams.

If you can afford it.

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Archie Valparaiso | 9 May 2011 - 10:42am

I wasn't the slightest bit interested

in who had been up to whit-woo with yoo-hoo until I'd read this thread. Now it's driving me mad.

This week's Doctor Who was a bit down on the mark though wasn't it?

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bamthwok | 9 May 2011 - 11:17am

ker-tish

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BigJimBob | 9 May 2011 - 11:32am

I still don't understand...

...Hugh shagged Hugh?

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Glenbervie | 9 May 2011 - 12:13pm

The whole "CTB" thing is hilarious

irrespective of the arguments for and against super-injunctions, the footballer at the centre of this case has done more damage to his reputation and turned himself into a laughing stock as a result of his trying to sue Twitter.

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Humphrey Plugg | 21 May 2011 - 3:55pm

He's going to need to sue...

...Wikipedia too, as he's named on both the "CTB vs..." page and the Imogen Thomas one. Dickhead.

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Bob | 21 May 2011 - 4:34pm

A disapointment

My wife said I hope it's not ****** and sadly it is!

What a tool!

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ip29 | 21 May 2011 - 3:43pm

I was planning on going to see

Ryan Adams live later this year with my big brother but I've heard his live shows can be a very hit and miss affair. Should I go? Has anyone ever been to one of Ryan's gigs?

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badartdog | 21 May 2011 - 4:38pm

Yes

I've seen Ryan quite a few times and am going again in a few weeks.

The gig I saw on the Gold Tour at Shepherd's Bush Empire, I rate as one of the best gigs I've ever been to.

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Carl Parker | 21 May 2011 - 4:56pm

Ryan's Gigs

What's this got to do with the rest of the thread? I thought we were talking about footballers and super injunctions?

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stimpy | 22 May 2011 - 1:44pm

Call me a literalist if you will

My brain was clearly not in gear.

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Carl Parker | 22 May 2011 - 2:53pm

I

Imogen he's quite good but keep a close watch on your wife

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DogFacedBoy | 21 May 2011 - 4:48pm

I wouldn't take her

- she's off for a ride on a huge Bonneville that night anyway - at least I think that's what she said. Odd really as she's never shown an interest in motorbikes before.

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badartdog | 21 May 2011 - 5:14pm

Judging from the last few posts

You might find these double entendres entertaining:
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/manchester-united-annual-player-y...

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BigJimBob | 22 May 2011 - 1:14pm

As the Sunday Herald

has been brave\foolish enough to blow the gaff (fnar) then doesn't it make that particular injunction a nonsense?

http://twitpic.com/50z730

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DogFacedBoy | 22 May 2011 - 5:55pm

Not really but, presumably, it does mean that the editor of

that newspaper is now in contempt of court?

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stimpy | 22 May 2011 - 6:40pm

It's a grey area

The injunction doesn't apply in Scotland, but the paper is presumably available in England.

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Fraser Lewry | 22 May 2011 - 6:43pm

they haven't put it

on their website so are claiming it's not been published in England and Wales so is outside the scope of the writ.

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Chris G | 23 May 2011 - 7:24am

I'd have thought so

maybe his legal bods thought otherwise.

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DogFacedBoy | 22 May 2011 - 6:44pm

The Herald's circulation has been plummeting.

But it's a paper I always quite liked. They could use a sales spike and I hope they get one.

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ganglesprocket | 23 May 2011 - 8:42am

Thought I'd mention that the Big Brother contestant.....

.....when asked when man landed on the moon said.....erm.....1902.
Footballers have appalling music and clothes sense and they don't exactly go for brains either.
I wouldn't mind if she was a looker.

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ranger | 23 May 2011 - 9:24am
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