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I turn 40 on May 12th. Despite being told that 40 is the new [insert any number of neologisms here], I'm nonetheless slightly concerned that things are going to change at the stroke of midnight. Perhaps grey tendrils will start spooling out of my ears like furry tentacles. Or I'll suddenly dash into an all-night garage and purchase a Mike and the Mechanics CD. I'm told you're allowed "one Daily Mail thought a day" post-40, which seems abhorrent to me; especially as I still only feel around 24. (Just like everyone else, apparently.)

I'm reminded of an encounter I once had with a pensioner in the public library I worked at as a teenage Saturday assistant. Her books were late; she'd reached into her handbag to fetch the fine. We'd gently reminded her that pensioners were exempt. It had suddenly and quietly floored her. "You know", she mused, "I never thought I'd get old. It's like I went to bed aged 17 and woke up 70." She smiled sadly, and put her wallet away.

If you've recently turned 40, or have been over 40 for some time, kindly level with me. Do we get a leather jacket from the Queen? A stomach-staple voucher good at any hospital? What's the deal?

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I'm 44

All I can say is that you won't change but the things around you seem to and you learn to adapt!

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Uncle Wheaty | 30 April 2010 - 5:18pm

I'm 44 too

Age can play some very cruel tricks, but they can start at any age. Being 40 won't make much difference.

Good luck to you.

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Five-Centres | 30 April 2010 - 5:23pm

I turned 40 last year...

and it was just like any other day. I've had excess nasal hair since I was 15, so that particular delight of ageing wasn't new to me. I do have one very long silver eyebrow hair now, but I'm quite fond of it.

I like being older... it's like my body is catching up with my long-standing grumpy old bastard personality.

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Patrick Crowther | 30 April 2010 - 6:01pm

Before you know it, you'll be 50...

then you'll start with the "Eeee, when I were a lad..." talk.

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stimpy | 30 April 2010 - 6:02pm

Turned 40 in Feb.

S'alright.
Feel easier about myself than I ever did in my 30s.
And things began to look up professionally / creatively around my birthday.
I'm OK with my decay.

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Adman | 30 April 2010 - 6:36pm

Grandaddy

Sorry couldn't resist given the subject matter.

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Charlie Gordon | 4 May 2010 - 1:44pm

Glad you spotted it.

:-)

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Adman | 9 May 2010 - 10:33am

Business as usual

52 now, or is it 53? anyway everything is fine in yer napper it's just you can't be ersed with much anymore and that small shining bit you noticed through your flowing locks won the battle, knees hurt and a wizz in the middle of the night is required. Modern music is rubbish, telly makes you weep but ye love yer technology and wonder how you ever got by without an iPod Touch and all that internets malarky.
Hell you may even stumble upon a place where everyone has the same condition as you.

chin up old bean, it's allas darkest afore the dawn

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James Blast | 30 April 2010 - 6:48pm

I shall be 40 - 11 next month,

much to my surprise, and I'm bemused to learn, my delight. Because getting older isn't so bad after all, and it's better than the alternative. In all honesty, I was more angst-ridden at 30 than I ever was at 40, or indeed my on 50th (although the latter may have been sweetened by a surprise break in Venice, organised in total hush hush by Mrs itfc1959, may god bless her).

So don't worry about it. Really.

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itfc1959 | 30 April 2010 - 6:57pm

....

"I still only feel around 24. (Just like everyone else, apparently.)"

I know more or less exactly how you feel, though for me it's twenty-three.

You're all going to be discussing what it was like to reach sixty. Please, for my sake, try and remember what it was like to be twenty years younger so I can ask for advice too.

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Tom | 30 April 2010 - 7:42pm

I turned 40 last month

I feel absolutely no different. In fact I feel as socially awkward and weird as I did at 17, now I've just got more self-knowledge to feel even worse about it.

Not really, but I do still feel like my younger self in most important ways, just with added experience. And less hair.

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illuminatus | 30 April 2010 - 7:12pm

Young ladies

will remain young. And beautiful enough to make your heart weep. You, however, may feel increasingly like an anthropologist, marveling at a remarkable but quite separate species. Or a tourist denied entry to a land of milk and honey.

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Nick_Setchfield | 30 April 2010 - 7:34pm

There's a girl I talk to most mornings...

who works in the coffee shop I buy my double espressos from. She's 18 or 19. A couple of days ago we were talking about guessing someone's nationality from their facial features, and I told her she didn't look particularly English to me as she had these beautiful 'mediterranean' eyes and olive skin. The reason I'm mentioning this is that it felt good to be able to pay someone a compliment without there being a hint of 'chatting up' involved because I'm twice her age.

She probably thinks I'm a disgusting old lech...

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Patrick Crowther | 30 April 2010 - 8:20pm
Adman | 30 April 2010 - 9:14pm
Uncle Wheaty | 30 April 2010 - 9:15pm

Bloody Hell!

And I am you, and you are me!
(Beat you by a minute, though!!)

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Adman | 30 April 2010 - 9:16pm

Marvellous!

The Massive is one large integrated being.

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Uncle Wheaty | 30 April 2010 - 9:18pm

Twenty seemed a bigger landmark

End of teenage years and all that. Forty? Pah! Who wants all that teenage/twentysomething angst again?

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Olthwaite | 30 April 2010 - 7:46pm

Jumps in before Gauntlet

Like Aaliyah said,"age ain't nothin but a number". I sailed through my 40th, had a great party with friends, nieces, nephews, marvellous wife, daughters, tribal elders and extended family. I'm nearer 50 now, I still listen to the Ramones like I did when I was 15, and lots of other music too.

There may come a day when what I want for my birthday is "Jeremy Clarkson's Best of Dadrock Vol 2" but in the meantime I'll keep on keeping on - in my head I'm probably 19.

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el hombre malo | 30 April 2010 - 8:04pm

Additional advice

My band played at a friend's 50th recently. The Birthday Boy was given some sanguine advice, by his elder brother, as a preface to our set :

"now you are fifty,

1) never bend down to put on your socks
2) never trust a fart
3) never waste an erection"

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el hombre malo | 30 April 2010 - 8:09pm

Number one (sorry!)...

...is new to me. My ex boss's version was "Never waste the chance to have a pee!"
Two and three were the same, though.

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JimmyJimmy | 30 April 2010 - 10:02pm

Im 42 and

I tend to fall asleep on the sofa a lot more than I used to. I`d have a laugh at my old man for dozing off during Murder She Wrote and now I am doing the same ( although not to Angela Lansbury )

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On The Fence | 30 April 2010 - 8:21pm

I'm 32 and

I tend to fall asleep on the sofa a lot more than I used to.

Seriously, the number of times I wake up at one in the morning with the tail-end of an undignified squeak of consternation dying in my ears. It happens about once a week, usually when I've been catching up on a bit of work and the FPO has got bored and gone to bed.

I am my dad. Fucking terrifying.

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Bob | 30 April 2010 - 8:30pm

All the above

plus the obligatory aaggh or uurgh noises when sitting down, standing up, bending or lifting. They just suddenly start without warning along with puffing out of cheeks at the slightest physical activity.

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Dave Amitri | 30 April 2010 - 9:19pm

Also...

Increased usage of expletive phrases such as "Oh for F+++s Sake" to express annoyance at what would have previously been trival matters - or that might just be me.

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Uncle Wheaty | 30 April 2010 - 9:23pm

Absolutely...

...example:

Me: "Why the fuck do they make the lids of the milk cartons so difficult!!! Fuck Fuck Fuckity Arse!!

Mrs Iainso: "Here dear, let me. Now go and lie down. Again."

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Iainso | 30 April 2010 - 10:08pm

No it's not just you

I have become a lot more irritable in my 40's. Wish I still had the carefree optimism of my 20's.
And another thing - I guess the inside of my head must be falling apart as I snore much more than I used to.

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Mrxsg | 1 May 2010 - 2:42pm

I wish I had the carefree optimism...

of my foetus days.

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Patrick Crowther | 1 May 2010 - 4:36pm

I turned 40 in March

1. More people in the pub than when I was 39. Possibly because the band were better, mind you.
2. Received comedy "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience" T-shirt.
3. Woke up to find a grey chest hair (since removed - onset of male vanity?).
4. Slightly more forehead got sunburnt in recent sunny weather.
5. Everything else still much the same on "the other side".

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fentonsteve | 30 April 2010 - 9:25pm

46

Not unduly bothered. My interests and enthusiasms are much the same as they were when I was 21.

I still feel 21 but a little more assured and, I suppose, experienced. Which isn't a bad way to feel.

Just recently become aware that I am finally starting to look my age. For some time most thought I looked a good 7 or 8 years younger than I was. I don't think that's the case much now. I think I look like a bloke in my mid-40's. But what else can you reasonably expect?

I enjoy relaxation more and more. Simpler things are starting to please me a lot. A decent glass of red. A nice bit of cake. Fresh tasty bread. Contemplation. And being able to look back a long way and remember a good few happy times. All the interesting (to me) things I sorted my lazy arse into doing. Sharing houses and making some deep and true friends. Those trips to America, Russia and Australia. Getting married. The arrival of the little one. I, and most of us, have a lot of positive to look back on at this age. Or I certainly hope thats the case.

I do fart a lot more now though. Nobody smoke! Incoming!

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Beezer | 30 April 2010 - 9:47pm

40...

Last September. Played a gig on my birthday. Felt fantastic. Still do.

Andy, your post was brilliant, especially the "being able to look back a long way and remember" sentence. I get that all the time, and generally take the view that "Hey, this has been a really good trip, so far". I don't think you can ask for more.

Nice to see that, in typical Beezer fashion, you caught us hopeless romantics on the hop with your pay off line, a joke about farts. It quite simply doesn't get any better.

p.s. I may never finish that fucking Guralnick book, never mind getting started on the Maconie you sent me. Damn and blast this fucking accountancy studying.....

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Iainso | 30 April 2010 - 10:05pm

Iain, my friend

What nice things to say. Thank you very much.

Trust me, I deserve none of them!

Good to see you're of the same glass half full mind. Most here are I think.

Never mind about the Guralnick. I have a loft full of books to read so I'm not waiting behind the front door pining by the letter box, bereft, every morning in the least so don't worry at all.

PS I noticed I didn't fucking get an up arrow all the same...

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Beezer | 30 April 2010 - 10:25pm

Up Arrow, is it?

Oh, look at us, on the setteeee, with our scones!

What sort of tart do you think I am?

Eee, when I were a lad, them Up Arras meant something, etc...etc...

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Iainso | 30 April 2010 - 10:55pm

Look!

You've got two. They were me.

Note the 'two'

I like scones. What's on yours?

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Beezer | 30 April 2010 - 10:58pm

That leads me on to a rather nice story...

..I love a plain scone, me.

Recently, I took a couple of days off work to do school runs, and look after my youngest, who is 2.

Having left the big ones to school, Annie and I headed out for a bit of retail therapy (M&S, new pink shirt and flowery tie), and went to a little cafe.

I ordered a scone and a cappucino for me, and fruit juice, and a chocolate rice crispie tray bake bun type thing for Annie.

Seeing me put a generous helping of butter on aforementioned scone, Annie demanded "her turn" with the knife.

She proceeded to butter the bun.

I watched as she devoured it. I have to say the temptation to gag as she knocked this feast of sugar and, lets face it, lard into her, was almost overwhelming.

I resisted, and was rewarded with the best grin I have ever seen on the child.

The simplest things, eh?

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Iainso | 30 April 2010 - 11:12pm

Just back from the the Kid's Club at the cinema

With my 4 year old.

She polished off a (small) bag of Pick and Mix. She's been taught to share and I have to say does it charmingly.

Unfortunately that entails me having forced into my gob the sugariest, horriblest sweeties known to man. White Mice and Milk Bottles. Jesus, I'm buzzing. I won't sleep till Tuesday.

Oddly, she's having a kip.

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Beezer | 1 May 2010 - 2:33pm

Since turning 40

3 years ago I have:
Started wearing glasses to read
Developed a steadily growing thinning patch in my hair
Been happier than I have ever been in my life

I enjoyed my 30s more than my 20s, was never comfortable in my teens, and hated being a child, and so far life in the middle of middle age is a blast. Your experience may vary, especially if you already think you hit your peak earlier, but from my point of view the best may be yet to come.

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Gatz | 30 April 2010 - 9:50pm

40 three weeks ago...

...celebrated on my own as wife decided to move out a month prior. I should feel like vistas of opportunity are opening up, but in truth I just seem to be too damn tired all the time.

Still, I have developed strange desires to grow vegetables, and have noticed a silver hair gracing my left areola - it is somewhat longer than its immediate neighbours, though some of its distant cousins, resident on my ears seem to be catching it.

Other than that, no real changes.

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nicktf | 30 April 2010 - 10:06pm

The tiredness is common...

..I think.

I have 3 kids under 8, and they take up a lot of energy, as does work, and life generally. But I put that down as a side effect of leading a full life, keeping busy, and enjoying ones self.

Happy Birthday Nick, hope all works out for you,

Cheers.

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Iainso | 30 April 2010 - 10:12pm

40 last week...

.. and was reluctantly beaten into a proper 'birthday festival' - treated to dinner at allegedly the 38th best restaurant in the world, a big blokey boy's lunch and a weekend in wine country with no end of foolishness. It was good to mark it, but then move on. It's all good. Less angst. More perspective, and more joy in the simple things as above. Happy birthday!

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felton | 30 April 2010 - 10:21pm

Getting old

I'm 48 now and I love it! I think some of this is down to being what my ex-wife described as 'a perpetual student in my head'. I listen to music and go to gigs with the same gusto I did whilst at university - some of the same bands too - step forward Buzzcocks, Magazine, Bunnymen etc but also newer stuff - Duke and the King, Dawn Chorus, Hold Steady, Gaslight Anthem, Dan Auerbach etc etc.

I think the best bit, musically, is not feeling that you have to like the latest thing (we've all been guilty!) and some of the stuff I instinctively hated as a young punk I can appreciate and enjoy now (step forward many pre- 1976 artists, even ... Pink Floyd).

I'm happier than ever with my partner of the past seven years, I appreciate good real ale, decent red wine, enjoy cooking fine food and I read as many books as ever, if not more.

The only downside is I'll probably have to work for another 25 years to fund my lifestyle of choice!

Embrace old age - it's the future.

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MickeyMo | 30 April 2010 - 10:27pm

I turned 40 yesterday

and went to see Doves. It was full of bloody middle aged men!

Celebrating tomorrow with some miaow and Worthys originals at an acid house party. In a CAMRA award winning pub.

And whilst I'm on the subject, Doves, get a bloody frontman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great music but if you're going to bother playing live at least get some personality.

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TedLoaf | 30 April 2010 - 10:33pm

Thanks for that - I'm seeing

Thanks for that - I'm seeing them on Sunday and you've put a right downer on it now!

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MickeyMo | 30 April 2010 - 10:40pm

Was it

the personality bit or the middle aged men bit?

Hey, maybe they were having an off night, it was Leicester after all.

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TedLoaf | 30 April 2010 - 10:44pm

The personality bit I think

The personality bit I think - I'm used to being a middle aged man amongst middle aged men at gigs by now.

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MickeyMo | 30 April 2010 - 10:49pm

45

S'alright. Like 25, but with money.

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Captain Underpants | 30 April 2010 - 11:04pm

I'm 43 now.

I think. Or am I 44? Hang on..

Yes I am. 44 in October. Anyway.

I'm as fit and as strong as I ever have been, although that does take increasing gym time to maintain. I enjoy life more than I ever have done.

What I do like is the ability to sit and think. I never used to be able to do this. You sit and debate inwardly.

I believe that it is called wisdom. I don't think that I could yet be considered wise. Maybe one day I will be.

I hope that the people who run this country are wise.

Unfortunately, the two men most likely to do so are my age.

I do not see this as a good thing.

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Lenny Law | 30 April 2010 - 11:34pm

It's scary and stupid

because what I've done throughout my life is this:
I'm 25:"It's cool, I've got loads of time"
I'm 30:"Don't worry, loads of time"
I'm 35:"It's ok, plenty of time"
I have just turned 39:"Shit, hang on, there actually isn't loads of time anymore."

And the question still remains:
Time for what?

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Blue Sky | 1 May 2010 - 10:52am

54 going on 16.

All the things that used to bother me when I was younger I now realise weren't worth getting worked up about.I can now let loose my inner eccentric and not give a f*ck what anyone thinks.I've come to realise that their is very little in life worth getting into a lather about.Sh*t happens all one can do is choose how to react to it.
Ageing is one of those things,just say Sod it and carry on.
A very happy birthday to you all and many of them.

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Pencilsqueezer | 1 May 2010 - 2:59pm

40? no worries

I had a vasectomy on my 40th. Still, my birthday is in mid January so what else is there to do when everyone is skint after Xmas?

There are worst things to be than 40....53 for instance. lol. Age is immaterail. There's nothing you can do to stop it. (well, there is but lest not go there). The worst thing is having to shave places that hair shouldn't be allowed to grow.

But the great joy of getting older for me has been watching my children grow up and making a life for themselves.

Have a great birthday.

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stuinwolves | 1 May 2010 - 8:58pm

Will be 40 in a few months (July)

Quite looking forward to it - gives me a sort of justification for being grumpy, curmudgeonly and forgetful.

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Rigid Digit | 1 May 2010 - 9:05pm

Is Anyone Else Thinking of Paddy McAloon?

I'm 49 is my favourite moment on I Trawl the Megahertz. Me, I'm 45 and I'll see 46 by month-end. One thing that comes to mind is how short some lives now seem. The Hendrix/Parsons/Cobain deaths at age 27 now seem obscene - just kids, really, and the idea of what they might have accomplished, or simply enjoyed in their lives, far overshadows any ridiculous romanticism. Even Lennon's death now seems even more brutal.

For me, the forties have brought two lovely children, a restart button for life if there ever was one. I realise I've fully missed any opportunity to be a prodigy at anything, but - enjoying it while I can - I'm still the youngest person in my office. Still, not too long ago I purchased Herbie Mann's 1971 LP Push Push; disenchanted with it, I thought "How many times in my life will I listen to this again?" A scary thought, if taken to further extremes.

My advice: enjoy your forties, they are an undiscovered territory, and be wary of albums that look like this:

http://www.fashhh.com/users/7/6/e/76e_per_244393771/blog_images/71065529...

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