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The Artist Formerly Known As...
Posted by Mousey on 21 July 2009 - 7:26am.
On a recently heard episode of ISIHAC one of the panelists referred to MEATLOAF as "THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS MINCE" which I thought was so brilliantly witty I have been trying to drop it into casual conversation ever since - without any luck as neither I nor any of my acquaintances have any reason to mention ol' Meat.
I have also been trying unsuccessfully to think of an "Artist Formerly Known As" moniker for anyone I COULD conceivably talk about.
Any brilliant ideas out there?
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Alice Cooper...
The Artist Formerly Known as Vince.
so obvious
it's obvious I missed it
Alice's former name
When it was first revealed that Alice was Vince Furnier, I recall that we were told his first name was Vincel not Vincent.
Is this my own delusion or does anyone else recall this too?
Lots of different sources
have it as Vincent (Damon).
And Vince and I have the same birthday, fact fans (Feb 4, so you have plenty of time to save up :-)).
Yusuf
The Artist Formerly Known As Cat
Vincent "One Ear" van Gogh
The Artist Formerly Known as Vincent "Two Ears" van Gogh.
Are you by any chance a fan of Monty Python?
You're thinking of …
… Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, no doubt. Well yes, I'm an old MP enthusiast. Isn't everyone?
It might amuse you to know that I have, in fact, three sheds; four if you count a greenhouse; five if you count a polytunnel.
Shed fans: www.readersheds.co.uk
Paddy "Five Sheds" The Daddy?
Hat´s off!
I have not one single shed to my name. Shedshame shock!
Poor, shedless you
Where do you store your lingonberries and herring, then?
It´s a hard life
But I keep my lingonberries in the fridge in the form of jam and the herring, now, that´s the tricky one. I do need a herring shred, don´t I?
Captain Beefheart
The Artist Formerly Known As A Singer.
See also: John Squire - The Artist Formerly Known As A Guitarist.
Prince
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
Nicely recursive
VG ++
as my English teacher used to give such smart arse responses
I'll get me coat...
Lemon Jelly
The Artist Formerly known as Quince
(Chaka Demus and) Pliers
The Artist Formerly Known as Pince
Mince
the artist formerely known as Marc Bolan.
sorry
Plenty of scope here
Cher - The Artist Formerly Known As Bon Marché [you need a bit of French for this one]
Bread - The Band Formerly Known As Dough
Major Lance - The Artist Formerly Known As Captain Spear
And on a slightly different theme:
The Jam - a supergroup comprised of former members of the Raspberries and Sugar
Michael Jackson
the Artist Formerly Known as Live
if I hadn't already got me coat, I'll get it now.
The Beatles
The Artist Formerly Known as The Larvae
Penicillin
the group formerely known as Cream.
The Hey Jude hitmakers
The band formally known as The Beatles.
Jarvis Cocker
The Artist Most Likely to Make Me Wince
Cornershop
Cornershop - the Artist Now Known As An Out Of Town Super Market.
Pulp
Pulp - the Artist Formerly Known As Paper
Arse
The Rod formerly known as the Face
Shampoo the band formerly known as rinse
Furniture the band formerly knows as chintz.
Tangerine Dream
Previously known as Blue Cheese At Bedtime
The Jackson Four !!
.
Jackson Four
20% off all tickets on the Jackson's reunion tour due to unforeseen circumstances
Warhol's Monroe and Soup Cans
Art Formerly known as Prints
Cigar !!
.
The Fall the band formerly known as Pride
or alternatively ....how many times have told you not to leave roller skates on the landing
David Sneddon (look him up)
The Artist We've Never Heard Of Since
I Thought he was now called
Cashier number 4.
Cashier number 5 !!
Artist formerly known as Gareth Gates
Inmate number EW4473
Artist formerly known as Gary Glitter.
Mollie Sugden
the actress formerly shown with a blue rinse.
Keanu Reeves -the actor seldom known to convince.
Chicago
the band formerly known as the ancestral lands of the indigenous Potawatomi people of the great plains. See also Boston (nee Trimountaine) as well as “ the land stolen by Spanish from the Tequesta people Steve Van Zandt” and or Sound Machine. Oh see also Julie easily fordable bend in a former tributary of the Rhine so called London…..
German Zep Tribute Band
Formerly Artists Known As Loving You, I Have Been Since
Shouldn't they cut to the chase and just call them...
... Yoda?
Spencer Tunick
The artist of four million arse prints
The Byrds
The band formerly known as The Eggs. (Yggs?)
Also the Eagles, the Housemartins...
etc
Michael Jackson
the artist who took four million asprins
Sondra Locke
the actress and ex-wife formerly known as Clint's
Sparks
The artists formerly formed by flints
Supergrass
the artist formerly known as wanted criminal
Squeeze
the artist formerly known as Captain Trundlow's Sky Company
XTC the artist formerly known as The Helium Kids
XTC
shouldn't that be formerly known as methylenedioxymethamphetamine ?
Madonna
Previously known as the Virgin Mary.
Madness
Previously known as mildly delusional.
Rage Against the Machine
Previously known as The Luddites.
Alisha's Converted Guest Bedroom With Views Overlooking The Park
Formerly known as Alisha's Attic
The Hideous Un-used Argos Cutlery Set
...formerly known as The Wedding Present
Arcade Fire...
...previously The Faulty Slot Machine
Kraftwerk the artists
formerly known as waterwheel
Sandie Shaw
The artist formerly known as Yarmouth.
IKEA
The dominant interior design aesthetic formerly known as chintz
The E Street Band
- formerly known as The "I remember when this was all fields" Band
The Carpenters - formerly known as the Apprentices
Texas - formerly known as Mexico
Taj Mahal - formerly known as "How about we build it here then?"
etc
Bauhaus
The artist formerly known as Jugendstil
At the risk of taking this site to a new low..........
Oh well, can't resist it: -
Sigue, Sigue, Sputnik, the artistes formerly dressed like c**ts.
'The Rolling Stones'
formerly known as 'The Wobbly Stones'
prior to that known as 'Son, those stones are going nowhere.'
Originally named 'Dad, are you sure this hilltop is the best place to put these stones?'
Was Not Was
The artists formerly known as 'Maybe, Maybe Not'
The artist formerly known as
Prince-The artist formerly known