Entertainment For Lively Minds
That's entertainment?
Roy Hodgson has berated the Kop for not cheering his lads on enough, on the grounds that they "are not deliberately losing these matches or deliberately not playing to the best of their ability."
Those who watched Liverpool's abject performance against Wolves yesterday from a seat in the Kop (I watched it on TV, and "abject" is the kindest adjective I can think of to summarise it) had paid forty quid a pop for the alleged privilege.
Let's put this in perspective. For £40 you can see Lady Gaga, U2 or Bruce Springsteen at most venues. And tickets for Whitney Houston's dismal comeback tour earlier this year - the one when she was booed at almost every gig - could be had for a lot less than that. What was her manager's response to all the moans about her melismatic meltdown? A whole raft of excuses, that's what (mostly of the "she's got a rather bad cough" type). Compare and contrast with Liverpool's manager, who, rather than apologising, harangued his team's supporters: "Now is the time for people to really try to help us along because it is not through want of trying."
If only this attitude were an out-of-character one-off, but it's anything but. Wayne Rooney's touchline chiding of the England "supporters" (his scare quotes) who had crossed the Equator only to be served four courses of Crewe Alexandra-standard fare by Fab Fabio's eleven Three Lions is just one of many other cases in point. So are these people ever going to figure it out? We're not there to further bolster their already over-bolstered egos; they're there to entertain us. If they fail to do that - or, as with Liverpool last night, if they fail to even attempt to do that - aren't the paying public entitled to express their displeasure as they please?
Or should support for a football team, like love itself, be blind?
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Support for me is blind
Because there is so much more to it than the 90 minutes of the game.
Sensitive souls
Everyone in football seems to be ludicrously sensitive to criticism. The despotic kleptomaniacs at FIFA are of course the best examples but it runs all the way down. Interesting to contrast with the boos that greeted the England rugby team when Johnson couldn't make head or tail of the job. Don't remember a brat-like reaction.
"Why should I?"
One of our neighbours works at a hospice, which was visited by our local Championship heroes prior to christmas. When asked if he attended many games he responded that they never came to see him when *he* was having a shit day at work.
Max Boyce
Did that one first :)
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Double post
It's all part of the Industry Of Human Happiness (tm)
and, like a band, author or TV show, if a soccer team can't keep the audience entertained then they don't deserve the custom and the money.
Are Liverpool really 10 times more entertaining than Fulchester United in the minor leagues?
Ah, but...
you don't get to see players of the calibre of David Ngog at Fulchester United.
Just wondering...
Is his nickname "egg"?
Too subtle for footballers
Probably Ngogo.
I'm sticking with "egg"...
"There was a scramble in the box and then Eggy popped up and poached one."
When Ngog's name was pronounced with the second g silent.......
..........his nickname really should have been Wash
And continuing Patrick's theme, I've always wanted to hear, when West Ham score, a commentator saying: "And there's Spector ghosting in to the box to score for West Ham"
Oh, and I can confirm that having wasted £40+ last night Liverpool were were quite phenomenally, remarkably and at times comically bad!
Ngog
Sadly the gangly Frenchman has been our best attacking player this year! Felt a bit sorry for Konchesky getting laughed / booed off. I wonder if he's forgiven his mum yet?
Liverpool fans are missing a trick
There are surely the seeds of a great chant for Ngog, based on the tune of "Mmmm Bop" by Hanson."Ngog, ba ba Ngog, dippy do do do, Ngog ba ba doo..."
If only he scored a bit more often. If only he scored.
"For £40 you can see Lady Gaga, U2 or Bruce Springsteen"
...and the rest!
I do see your point - anything live is at a premium these days. And about eight years ago I had the opportunity to see Paul McCartney; instead I endured Spurs ambling around WHL on the last day of the season to no perceivable end. For the same amount of money.
However, I saw Macca this year for the thick end of ninety quid, booking fees etc included. Spurs in the Champions League were £50.
You've nailed it, perhaps inadvertantly.
A football club used to exist as a source of pride for the community and going the game was a social event. You could go in, pay a pittance and cheer on the boys. Nowadays though, because it costs a small fortune to enter, people expect to be entertained as well. You can't blame them really.
Remember the "schoolboys entrance"?
The half-time Wagon Wheel or strontium-90-laced hot dog used to cost as much as getting through the turnstile.
Wait until
they get shut of Roy and give the reins to Martin O'Neill. That'll sort it out.
only for
him to walk out after 6 months because the new owners won't recognise him as one of the finest managers in the western hemisphere and give him a £100m kitty to blow.
Or...
they could cut out that stage completely and go straight ahead and reappoint Houllier.
Please.
Really?
Houllier is doing a pretty good impression of Hodgson at the moment, upsetting the Villa fans, alienating his best players and serving up some dismal football in the process - would you really want him back?
Hodgson: pot, hue of kettle
He has a point I suppose. Confidence is a big factor in sport and supporters booing the team can be counter-productive. Supporters aren't just paying spectators, there to be "entertained". And Liverpool supporters are particularly keen to bang on about how important their "passionate" support has been over the years as a factor in the team's success. You can't have it both ways.
But I've read two interviews with Roy Hodgson in the last few weeks. In one he slagged off Glen Johnson; in the other, Joe Cole. A manager who publicly criticises his players should keep his trap shut about supporters understandably expressing dissatisfaction with the team they pay good money to see.
Didnt he sign Joe Cole?
Problem with Liverpool in my mind is that everything revolves around Stevie G. A lot of money was spent on average players and the home grown talent doesn't appear to be there any more. I think it will be a decade or so before they once again become a top team. They will be lucky to finish in top 10 this year with or without Hodgson and getting rid of him so early into his tenure is not the best course of action to take. On that basis Ferguson wouldnt have lasted past his first season at Man U.
Rooney was the nadir
Mere mention of the Rooney incident sets me on edge. Here was a man completely disconnected from the public, the game and the occasion. There were fathers and sons at that match that had paid thousands to attend a one-off festival of football. They'd looked forward to it for months only to see their countrymen fail to execute basic control, passes or indeed play with any passion or purpose. Rooney should have apologetically grovelled before them. Numpty.
Outside, now, Valparaiso
You've overstepped the mark this time Archie. Comparing England's woeful World Cup campaign with the efforts of my beloved Crewe Alexandra is an insult to all right minded Alex fans......all dozen or so of us.
When you could watch a game and pretty much be
guaranteed a scoreline of 5 - 3, you got entertained. Several of the players would be local and you probably knew someone who knew him. You also knew where they drank, shopped and hung out. It wasn't frowned on to appreciate good play by the other team. You could stand next to a supporter from the other club and have a chat.
Since footie became more important than anything except becoming a sleb, most of the fun seems to have gone out of it.
If you have ever worked
in the live entertainment business you may have witnessed a stream of complainants at a box office demanding a refund during, or after, a particularly duff performance. Y'know what. If it really was a stinker they usually got their money back. Imagine having to cope with tens of thousands of irate football fans at Liverpool after another shocking game.
Trouble is they do not need the gate money to keep the club afloat. Most of it comes from TV or sponsorship. Ha ha not from me though. I don't have Sky and I don't drink Carlsberg (or whoever they are sponsored by these days). In fact in one job we refused to change to Vodaphone mobile phones while they sponsored that team.
But they do need the fans
all the sponsorship/media deals are dependent on the number ond atmosphere of fans. just look at the typical credit card football ad it's nearly always jubilant face painted fans and yet the only people not allowed an opinion the proceding are the people who directly or indirectly pay for the whole thing (the odd semi-criminal plutocrat excepted).
Sadly much like the shoddy treatment music fans recieve from venues thinsg won't improve all the time there's waiting lists for season tickets. i've heard Danny Baker suggesting a boycot of programmes as immediate protest but footy fans have very little solidairty when it comes to these things so the staus quo prevails.
When the Glazers bought Man U
I suggested something similar to a mate: alright, you've got your season ticket - that's money you're not getting back. But don't buy programmes, or shirts, or other merchandise. Don't even buy from the concessions stalls. These are obvious sources of revenue and ones that will be noticed if they slow to a trickle.
Much like the BBC's failure to
introduce any meaningful criticism or comment into it's coverage of music Festivals "OMG, that was brilliant that was....!", so it goes on MOTD and their awful punditry.
This was never more apparent than after the dismal World Cup, funny that, in years to come people are going to be asking "Grandad, where exactly is Dismal, you know, the place where they held the World Cup in 2010?".
There was a disgusting failure to come right out and nail the disgraceful performances of the players, instead idiots like Shearer pinning the blame solely on Cappello.
The only person I heard daring to speak the truth was Gareth Southgate on ITV.
But, as a regular at the footie, I have often heard the arguments, and occaisional fisticuffs, of the "never boo your own players, support the team" versus the fans who lose their patience and their "I pay my money I have the right to voice my opinion" viewpoint.
I'm a believer that the players should give the fans something to cheer about, not the other way round and it should go on from there.
I've been to football in Japan and the crowd was amazing, full-on synchronized cheering and banner waving for the whole 90 minutes, but not once did the atmosphere reflect the action on the pitch which was a bit surreal.
And Gareth Southgate should know
With some of the rubbish his team churned out at the Riverside. it's no wonder nobody else has given him a management job yet. Mind, on ITV, him, Andy Townsend and Adrian Chiles together is certainly one for the ladies...
However
After a year of Strachan, there were a fair few feeling misty nostalgia for Gareth, who wasn't treated hugely well when shown the door.
Boro don't 'alf get 'em...
I will always remember that Boro fan who got onto the pitch, walked up to Steve MacLaren, ripped up his season ticket and threw it in his face - wonderful!
he
still went back the next week tho.
Baker was the best at the world cup, blew 'em out of the water
Can we kill two birds with one stone here?
There's a wildlife conservation crisis in Africa, and the plebs are unhappy with the current version of Bread & Circuses. So only the victors get to use the tunnel at the end of the match, let's have a pride of lions on the pitch after the full time whistle and the losers are lunch. Net result? Gates go up, games are harder fought, lions get fed and the crowds go home talking about the spectacle for a whole week. I might actually go to a match every decade or so.
There seems to be something
fundamentally damaged about Liverpool that Hodgson is powerless to address. He did okay at Fulham - and look where they are without him - but he seems a bit clueless at Liverpool.
A couple of years ago these players were close to winning the title but fell away badly last season and are doing even worse this year. Possibly the turmoil over the club's ownership and future has undermined confidence in a way that is not easily remedied and certainly not by Hodgson's man management skills. The rot set in under Benitez and they'd probably be doing no better if he was still there and I'm sceptical about whether another change of management would do the job. They possibly need to radically change the playing staff too, getting rid of Gerrard, Torres and the rest of the old guard and start again with players suited to a relegation dogfight which is what they are involved in instead of the current dazed and confused bunch who are not adapting very well to the shock of no longer being a big 4 club.
Liverpool's squad
is just awful though isn't it? I doubt any new manager coming in would be able to do much with what is there at the club now.
Reina is the only player I could see being of interest to another "big" Club. I mean Konchesky, Kyriakos(?), Ngog, Babel, Morieles, Poulsen...are all extremely average. Torres has quite frankly been awful for some while now and I don't quite get this cult of Gerrard thing anyway.
I don't think any new Manager could do much better than Hodgson unless there is a clear out and a lot of investment. It reminds me of the England situation, when Cappello started everyone thought that this was it, the Manager that was finally going to lick the squad into shape, the Golden Generation, JT, Rooney, Stevie G and Lamps...errr, look what happened there. The bottom line is, the players are just not good enough, vastly overpaid, overrated, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they have to put in some effort and with a thorough disdain for their Manager and fans.
Who could do anymore than Hodgson at the moment?
Stevie G on Joe Cole
"Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better."
It seems to me that what these lads need is a reality check (as Bob Paisley certainly wouldn't have put it).
I try not to boo
Our own players. It's hardly a confidence booster to somebody already having a bad game. A few hundred people booed Jason Puncheon when he wasn't playing very well for Southampton and he's now gone on loan to Milwall where, by all accounts, he's playing very well in the division above.
But it's a dichotomy. Even in the low division where my team now finds itself, football is not cheap. And if the team you support fails to entertain aren't you entitled to express your displeasure?
Gigs are different, I think - major ones anyway. Most of the audience are predisposed to enjoy it. They've paid good money to be entertained because they like that artist. If the artist has a poor night or just goes through the motions then, yes, by all means express your displeasure and demand a refund.
Loathe as I am
To disagree with AV, I think I may.
(amd let me preface this with the note that I follow Scotland, Norwich City, and Cowdenbeath. I know suffering)
At its bets, the relationship between fans, teams and clubs is symbiotic. At least, that's how it has been for a long time. I think that the prices have altered that dynamic a lot now, where "value for money" and entertainment have become part of the emotional equation.
I'm resigned to not seeing entertainment, in football or rugby. I'm not sure I care either. What I want to see is 11 - or 15 - guys playing their guts out. That's my one non-negotiable. My favorite sporting moment, live, was Scotland beating England at Murrayfield in (I think) 2000. Awful game. Really bad. Zero entertainment. Rain, glaur, and snow. But the players absolutely gave it everything. And we won, courtesy of Duncan Hodge's slither over the line. I felt that the implicit contract had been honored.
I suspect that Roy is harkening to those days and values of yore. He may be out of date, but that doesn't necessarily make him wrong.
Mind you - not having seen the game - if they weren't trying, then sod 'em. Boo all you like.
Sorry, disagree
Much has been made of 'the poor squad Hodgson inherited' ... well, it was certainly not a Top 4 squad, but still strong enough to finish seventh un an injury ravaged final season under Benitez. Hodgson has certainly taken the club backwards and, Meireles aside, his signings have been terrible ( Joe Cole at the cost of £20m salary, and Poulsen and Konchesky are possibly the two worst players in the Premiership). The formation and tactics last night had so much wrong with them (break up the developing Lucas-Meireles central partnership to accommodate an underperforming Gerrard, stick Meireles out wide where he looks lost, play Kuyt on the left, drop Maxi), and Hodgson had no idea how to change it when it was clear change was needed.
Hodgson has now managed to blame both the players and the fans. Hmmm, 'very loyal'.
There's lies, damned lies, and incontrovertible facts:
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2010/12/30...
BTW, in one of the fansite polls, 96% of supporters wanted Hodgson out. That was before last night's match.
On paper...
Liverpool have arguably the strongest squad in the Premier League, what with them being able to boast having a World Cup winner up front and one another in goal, plus a World Cup finalist on the wing and a regular Ballon D'Or Top 10 player in charge of midfield. That should be enough, if not necessarily to be chasing the title, at least not to be at risk of relegation.
But that's on paper. It's on the pitch where it all seems to go so terribly, terribly wrong. And, unlike Roy Hodgson, I don't think a cheerier Kop is all that's needed to sort it out.
Strongest squad in the premier, really ?
apart from Gerrard, Torres and Pepe Reina, which other Liverpool player would be in the starting 11 of either Man U, Man City,Arsenal, Chelsea or Spurs ?
Preobably
Cole,Johnson,kuyt and Carragher on their best form would hold their own on most teams.The problem is that the good players are not playing well enough to make up for the other crap players.
Preobably
Cole,Johnson,kuyt and Carragher on their best form would hold their own on most teams.The problem is that the good players are not playing well enough to make up for the other crap players.
Some interesting views
from the Torygraph's Rory Smith:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/8231499/Liverp...
Sorry, I realise that my posts have been on a bit of a tangent to your original question, so .... my view is that, yes, I pay my money, so I am entitled to be critical (even boo if, as last night, they are shockingly awful). What is this North Korea, etc?
Was he really 'haranguing' the fans...
...to say "Now is the time for people to really try to help us along because it is not through want of trying"?
If that's haranguing, then I'd hate to be on the end of a SAF hairdryer special. It seems perfectly sensible to me.
I think that Roy's main problem is that he doesn't come across as someone who can easily handle the big egos of some of his players. That will have been much less of a problem in the teams where he made his reputation (Scandanavia, Switzerland, Fulham etc). Unfortunately, the reception (or lack of it) that he got even before a ball was kicked at LFC has undermined his authority with the players.
To return to the question in the OP, should support to a football team be blind? Maybe the answer to that is tied in with the ticket prices. If you are paying £40 per match, then you want results now. Delayed gratification because of team rebuilding, injuries, boardroom struggles etc is not an attractive option. Unfortunately, the one thing which you could do to help get that confidence flowing again, and make those positive results more likely, is indeed to 'blindly' get behind the team.
It didn't happen when Hodgson arrived; it's not happening now. As ye sow, so shall ye reap, Brian.
Mr Excuses
For me, almost all his post-match comments struck me as wrong. I particularly didn't like: "We've had to live with that for quite a long time now as ever since I came here the famous Anfield support has not really been there."
For me, Hodgson's excuses are getting a little tiresome. If you say things like 'judge me after 10 matches' (said after a poor start that then got even worse), then you make a rod for your own back. Like 'it's a must-win game for us', it's something you should only say after the event and you've won ('that was a must-win game for us'). Almost all season, it's been a succession of both poor performances and poor results. If it wasn't such a bad league this year, then Liverpool would be even lower.
I don't think anyone who makes a living out of professional football should underestimate the intelligence or criticise the loyalty of the people who are ultimately paying their wages.
I'm not sure I agree that Hodgson should be calling for fans' support. He gets paid to manage. He needs to make the best of the resources available to him, on the training ground and on the pitch - balanced and motivated team, with a coherent formation and a clear understanding of his tactics. This is what he needs to concentrate on and prioritise. If he is doing a good job, it shouldn't matter whether 50,000 are cheering them or booing them. And, if they start winning (or even just playing well), then the fans really will show their support.
My main problem though is that Hodgson never seems to accept any real responsibility for the team's results. I have no doubt that being manager of Liverpool is a tough gig. However, he should consider the advice of Paul Mariner, who once rather eloquently reflected on the brutal pressures of professional football: 'if you can't f**king take it, f*cking f*ck off'.
"We're not there
to further bolster their already over-bolstered egos; they're there to entertain us."
Twas ever thus. I recall in the early 80s, I think it was Alan Durban when manager of Stoke, saying in response to criticism of yet another dour performance: "If people want entertainment, they can go and see a bunch of clowns".
Booing
I have to say I feel uncomfortable when the team is booed. I tend to think it is (just about) acceptable after the whistle, but cannot see that it is anything but counter-productive during the match.
All credibility gone
No, what I really meant was that our fans are absolutely brilliant!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/dec/31/roy-hodgson-apologises-li...
All credibility gone
No, what I really meant was that our fans are brilliant!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/dec/31/roy-hodgson-apologises-li...
There's an easy answer to this..
give the job to Carra. Now.
Dalglish was 35 when he became manager and built the best Liverpool team of all time, Jamie is 33 so the "he's too young" doesn't work. He studies the game like no other professional player, he lives and breathes football and always has. He's taking his badges and England apparently want to fast track him into the national coaching set up. He knows what he's doing and reads the game brilliantly.
And could you see any player trying to stand up to him, no matter how large his ego?
Carra
I am an unashamed Everton fan, but I totally understand & agree that Carra is your man.
As for anyone standing up to him / Not a chance.
BUT, football has moved on from 1985, & clubs are unwilling to risk an unknown in such a high profile job.
I do however think that if they could be brave enough to try it, Carra as KD's number 2 for a couple of years or so, (with the understanding that KD would stand down after an agreed time) - that could work IMHO.
Football punditry ? - I've shit it !
I really don't see any
I really don't see any evidence to suggest that Carragher is ready to take on a club as big as Liverpool - there's a lot of ex-players with FA coaching badges but it doesn't mean they're qualified for this. As for Dalglish, didn't he quit just as Liverpool were starting to fall apart? His reign was where the rot began to sink in.
Opting for Dalglish/Carragher over Hodgson is delusional. They might give the team a temporary boost but I can't see any evidence that they'd really turn things around in the long run. If Hodgson has to go, they'd need to use a bit more imagination. Old managers taking the reigns again generally just doesn't work.
Old managers taking the reigns again.
Mister Wolf, you say that old managers taking up the reigns again generally doesnt, I am not sure I agree.
Look how well my beloved Everton did when Howard kendall came back.
In response to Mr Biscuit
Kendall was the exact example of a return to managing the same club not working I had in mind - his subsequent times in charge were real disappointments as far as I recall and certainly didn't restore the good times of his first spell in charge. He didn't last long on either occasion and his later terms were all a piece with the general mediocrity of Everton since 1987. As far as I know they've only won somewhat fortuitous FA Cup since then and Kendall wasn't the boss when this happened.
To be fair mr Wolf
To be fair Mister Wolf... my tongue was very firmly in my cheek when I made that comment about HK & your summing up is more or less spot on.
1995 FA cup? Ok, united were poor, but Everton did what they had to do, & came away with the trophy.
I would be more than happy if that would be the upshot of this years tournament.
Arguably, EFC played better in the 2009 final, but CFC won.
I know which I prefer.
Fair enough
My irony detector is a little alcohol-impaired today.
As for 95 I'm always happy to see United turned over but it must be a pity to see your club's swift decline from the best in the land in the mid-eighties to where they've been since Kendall left for the first time. Not being an elite club when the Premier League began was crucial I suppose but explains to a large extent where EFC are now. Liverpool don't have the same excuse - in their case they seem to have suffered from corporate decadence and the fall is much more dramatic.
As a confirmed blue
I feel compelled to point out that Everton were the best team in Europe when all the English clubs were banned. From that point, our best players went off to clubs where they could play in the European cups (a few to Rangers & Gary Linaker to Barcelona, for example). That's when our decline began.
When the ban ended, our team was nowhere near as good and we had missed out on several seasons of lucrative European competition. No wonder we were in a weakened position when the Premier League started.
English clubs European ban.
I think that Everton probably took the biggest hit from that ban, they had a tasty team, & could have gone on to serious greatness - Hey ho.
2 clubs that tend to get forgotten about both won the FA cup (in both cases, for the one & only time up to present).
I know that moaning about it is completely & utterly pointless now, but Coventry & Wimbledon could both have expected a bit of a run in the Cup Winners cup, & they lost out big style.
Palace
Palace would have got a run in Europe too.
No arguments here.
FWIIW, I think your take on EFC then & now is spot on.
Have an arrow.
comparisons not holding up
i don't think you can directly compare the price/entertainment ratio of football matches and gigs ... leaving out the demise of Liverpool and the rise of ManC/Spurs, English Premier League matches of recent years have often involved "the other 16" playing frustrating defensive football against "the big four" to the detriment of fun & spectacle for the casual observer (or passing Scot who doesn't support an English team) ... this might be like the Edge hitting an effects pedal only for a sound engineer to pee on the desk (or someone with a bubblewrap-popping habit ruining Lady G's dress with a pin) ... you can go out with bags of talent and a desire to play like Barca, only to be confronted by a side effectively playing a 4-6-0 formation (flexible to the extent that it can switch to 10-0-0) ...
being simply rubbish is different of course, especially for high-earning players at a club with a deeply-embedded sense of entitlement ... Champs League winners 2005, runners up 2007, English Premier League runners up 2009 ... then in season 2010/11 losing to Northampton in the League Cup and having dreadful away form in the league (5pts from 27 thus far) ... i guess that if you feel part of The Big Four and pay lots of money to watch games then the fall from grace attracts more criticism than at clubs like Everton or West Brom, equal on points with Liverpool at the moment (Sat afternoon before the results are in) ... altho' if there was a credible and visible way forward, rather than a sense of ennui, then maybe the criticism from the crowd would stop?