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That Malcolm Tucker...

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...he gets everywhere!

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Fraser Lewry | 3 May 2011 - 2:07pm

Was it you

Was it you who photoshopped the late David Kelly into the top right hand corner?

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Richard Lowe | 3 May 2011 - 2:14pm

Late?

I guess that explains why he didn't get a seat.

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Spartacus Mills | 3 May 2011 - 2:33pm

Whole thing's a hoax

They're actually watching the royal wedding and Hilary's just clapped eyes on Fergie's daughters.

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Richard Lowe | 3 May 2011 - 2:50pm

No

Hillary has just seen that Bill is in the compound with a mystery blonde....

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DogFacedBoy | 3 May 2011 - 3:13pm

Well, after all

wasn't it his momma who described him as

a hard dog to keep on the porch

[I still can't resist that phrase]

(edit: and surely she is transfixed by Pippa's "smoking hot bum" (c) Deborah Ross in the Indy ;-)).

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SpaceBoy | 5 May 2011 - 7:45am

One of my guilty pleasures

is davidicke.com.

According to Icke, Bin Laden's been dead and has been stored in ice for the past decade; the US was just waiting for a politically expedient moment to release the body.

The issue of why George W didn't take credit for it is not addressed. And I forget whether Bin Laden is one of the reptilian brotherhood.

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Brookster | 3 May 2011 - 3:10pm

Was surprised when Icke

turned up in the docco on the Davis - Taylor 'blackball final' yesterday just talking about sport. I totally forgot that he wasn't bonkers at one point.

Though him claiming that Ray Reardon actually was Dracula.....

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DogFacedBoy | 3 May 2011 - 3:16pm

David Icke interview..............

..........and behind him were lots of garishly coloured books all of which appeared to have been written by David Icke (has anyone ever read one of them?)

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southstand | 3 May 2011 - 5:30pm

I'm afraid

I have. Two of them, anyway.

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Brookster | 3 May 2011 - 5:36pm

he is bonkers then?

I always suspected that the "I am Jesus" thing was a fraction of one remark that tabloids zoned in on.

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murrance | 4 May 2011 - 9:09am

Just to be clear...

He's absolutely MENTAL. Batshit crazy. Lobster-lobster. Opening batsman for the all-England fucking crackers squad.

He thinks the world is run by humanoid shape-shifting alien lizards, and that's not a metaphor. As Jon Savage once wrote after spending weeks shadowing him "you are forced to the conclusion that when David Icke says lizards, he means lizards".

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Bob | 4 May 2011 - 9:41am

It's more complicated that that

20% of Icke's schtick is new-ageism. 70% is standard conspiracy theory nonsense. I get the feeling that he's felt the need to up the ante of late; hence the recent reptilian brotherhood and hollow-moon-as-spaceship stuff.

There also seems to be a thread of anti-semitism, particularly on the discussion forums.

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Brookster | 4 May 2011 - 9:45am

There's...

...a thread of anti-semitism in most conspiracy theories, though, isn't there? Most of them tend to come back to the "One World Government" idea, and when you probe not very hard, the word "bankers" pops out, closely followed by "the IMF", closely followed by "Zionists".

I don't think Icke's an anti-semite, is he? He's just crazy. But many of his fellow travelers definitely are.

Incidentally, can't some benevolent millionaire buy Icke a shuttle trip and a Black & Decker so he can investigate the moon thing himself?

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Bob | 4 May 2011 - 9:49am

I don't think

you can point to anything to conclusively say Icke's an anti-semite. Then again, he quotes things like The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which is demonstrably fake, and bangs on about 'Rothschild Zionism' (the Rothschilds are very high up in the new world order apparently).

I can't avoid the feeling that this then gives justification to some of his more batshit followers; the forums are full of holocaust denial, Jewish conspiracies and the like.

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Brookster | 4 May 2011 - 10:16am

Son of God

I'd always he assumed he meant it in the buddhist / new age sense that 'the essence of God is in everything. We are the essence of God' rather than, 'Hi, I'm Jesus'.

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Spartacus Mills | 4 May 2011 - 9:48am

I'm sure he did.

Apparently he meant to express the idea that we're all aspects of God, in a hippy-dippy new-agey way. But he does think the world is run by lizards, and appears to be sincere in that belief. It's brilliant.

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Bob | 4 May 2011 - 9:50am

Excellent

Jesus is a metaphor, but the lizards are real.

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Spartacus Mills | 4 May 2011 - 12:53pm

kind of makes sense...

I've never seen Jesus in a zoo.

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murrance | 4 May 2011 - 1:45pm

I've thought about it

but the lizard people who run my local library don't stock his stuff

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DogFacedBoy | 3 May 2011 - 5:38pm

Grey aliens

are in charge of the library service. You need to keep up with what's really going on.

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Brookster | 4 May 2011 - 9:40am

I'm Sheeple man,

I'm Sheeple!!!!

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DogFacedBoy | 4 May 2011 - 12:40pm

False flag!

False flag! The greys are only closing the libraries down (through their minions, the Zionist Coalition) to hide their true intention, which is to use all the books to build a papier maché mind control transmitter in Bedfont.

I'm so glad I have the guts* to see through their lies.

*sufficient number of psychotic episodes per day.

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Bob | 4 May 2011 - 12:45pm

Tiddles and I

are prepared for that.

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Brookster | 4 May 2011 - 12:51pm

Curses

Foiled again...

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bassclef (not verified) | 4 May 2011 - 1:50pm

And Kindles are grey

It all fits y'know ...

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SpaceBoy | 5 May 2011 - 7:16am

They don't have very roomy

conference facilities in the White House do they?

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Dr Volume | 5 May 2011 - 2:30am
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