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That list of Irishmen
Posted by spt on 9 March 2009 - 3:05pm.
Bit more vituperative than normal wasn't it? Blimey.
Anyway I read the first page thinking "I know who my top Irishman is" and blow me if you don't go and agree. Called Ireland "That last mean spit out of the gob of Europe" if I remember right.
Keep pandering to the massive!
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Pedants corner:
Not sure Mr Guinness technically invented the black stuff. According to Pete Brown's excellent history of beer (a man walks into a pub) dark beers were common everywhere in these isle for centuries. It's just that guinness were the first to formalise and mass produce them and then during first world war the toasting of barley to make stout was banned to save energy to make tanks and so Guinness based in Ireland took over the market. That is not to say he wasn't a top bloke just that he didn't "invent" stout. Also what about Alec?
Ps. Daniel Day-Lewis is just too annoyingly thespy to be on the good list.
indeed
and the Meantime London Stout you can get at Sainsbury's is much nicer than Guinness, even properly served Irish Guinness. Their porter's very good too.
a Mean Brew indeed: their dark beers to my palate
are much better than their lagers the chocolate stout is espescially delish.
This is why I love THE WORD.
Three replies and we're already off topic and talking about beer. Fantastic!
If only we could somehow
crowbar Half Man Half Biscuit, Pet Shop Boys, Marvel comics, acid house and offal in there, you'd be in 'hog heaven'.
Meantime Stout
They have it on tap at the very great St John's. Sank several on Friday. A proper drink.
Timothy Taylor's Porter
is lovely too, though I've only ever stumbled across it in one pub. Then stumbled out some time later. Worth tracking down.
Also this time of year is a bit congested
with saint's days but why no best/worst welsh, scots, manx, english, yorkshire people ?
not enough space in any magazine to accomodate them all
writes a Mick...
Nice
looking forward to reading that on Thursday, any mention of myself or Ivan?
Toilet Tar
(That's what my friend calls Guinness.)
Chris G – thanks for the stout history. I didn't know some of that, so thank you.
I picked Arthur Guinness as a) Guinness make the best stout (I've drunk enough of it) and b) it's one of the most famous alcohol brands globally so as an 'export power' Mr. Guinness has been second to none.
Although, if the barman sticks a shamrock on the top of your pint, throw it out the window. And 'Extra Cold' Guinness is cheating.
I don't mind guinness
but the nigeria export stuff is the best! and perhaps here's not the place to discuss the effect guinness have on smaller brewers in ireland!
Interestingly, the very worst pint of Guinness I ever had was in
a pub by O'Connell Street bridge in Dublin, a mere half mile from the brewery. It was like drinking the tears of The Famine.
"It was like drinking the tears of The Famine"
surely qualifies you for inclusion on any top trumps list.
Shamrocks
I used to drink in a somewhat crusty pub in Hackney where the barmen created anarchy symbols in the Guinness.
Guinness +1
A great way to drink Guinness (as brought to The Word's attention by Joe Muggs of this parish) is to take the first sip and then top up the pint with a shot of Tia Maria.
I codenamed this cocktail 'The Bastard', but Rob Fitzpatrick and Peter Robinson (also of this parish) refer to is as "putting a donk" on a pint of Guinness. Try it. But be warned, walking is difficult after the fifth pint.
BTW.
It always make me smile that "Tia Maria" in English is Aunty Mary! Serve along with her husband "Tio Pepe" or Uncle Peter as he's known in Croydon!
Ohhh...
Next weekend I'll try ordering a Guinness then asking the barman to "put a donk on it" :-)
You'll love it while you're drinking it and it all the way home.
But the next morning? Perhaps not.
A Black Velvet
Add a port to your pint. If I was allowed to use words like wankered on here I would in association with a black velvet.
black velvet
surely a black velvet is half black stuff and half champagne (or cava if your round my house)
Posh bugger
It's cider round my house!
The list
spt – there were Irish women in there too.
I'm not having a go, obviously.
heh
which is kind of why I put Irishmen rather than Irish men, but accept the point. Do I now have to do an apologetic b-side a la A House and Endless Art?
Indeed
"Walt Disney's Minnie Mouse..."
Two more contenders to challenge the Guinness stranglehold...
Namely Oyster Stout (Marstons) and Pitch Black (Everards). Fine beers both and would certainly hold their own if Mr Guinness wanted to 'take it outside'.
May I also suggest...
... Gillespie's, which I believe is a Scottish stout. I've only ever had it once (I've only ever seen it available in one bar) at the Watershed in Bristol probably 20 years ago so my memory could be a bit hazy, but I remember it going down very well indeed.
Cathal Coughlan?
Really? That 'gob' quote *is* from Eerin go Braghag innit? Yes yes yes yes yes - my hero.
He also said in the same song 'alcohol doesn't heal sadness, it just puts it out of focus'. 6 page feature next month please.
'Blues For Ceaucescu'
is hands down my favourite single of the 1990s.
Ah ha!
My local had that on their jukebox for about two weeks until the patrons got it removed and I was told in no uncertain terms to stick it where Cathal stuck that shampoo bottle. Brilliant song.
The best bit is right at the end where the mixing desk sort of,
well, explodes.
Microdisney on CD
There isn't any, apart from a cheap rip-off compilation. I've been waiting for years to Crooked Mile to appear in a modern format, but nothing.
i have
the Clock Comes Down the Stairs, Big Sleeping House (the compilation you refer to?), Peel Sessions and Gale Force Wind ep on CD. Happy to burn.
Eh?
I have Crooked Mile on CD, a 1987 Virgin release. I also have an '89 Peel Sessions CD.
Am I sitting on a goldmine here?
I have Crooked Mile and 39 Minutes on cassette
and the Peel Sessions on CD. I have been looking for other stuff on CD for years, but never found any.
And they don't exist on iTunes. Or Spotify. There are scraps on YouTube, mind, like the amazing 'Town To Town'.
See:
Clifden, Co Galway
one weekend in February 1987, hanging around the Chipper there a lot (as you do at that age), whilst visiting a school pal of mine, both of us aged 13. That song was the soundtrack of the weekend, constantly playing on the jukebox there, as you'd put 10p down on the table-top video games, waiting for the next go.
I've forgotten how nice the curried chips were, I've never forgotten how good that song was!
Try this link
http://digivinyltal.blogspot.com/search?q=microdisney
for "Crooked Mile" "39 Minutes" and the "Peel Sessions" albums.
Found it last year and they brought back some great memories.
The "Daunt Square" 2 disc Anthology was going for £6.99 on Play a couple of months ago as was the Viva Dead Ponies re-issue.
Hope that helps.....
I've got Love Your Enemies
I've got Love Your Enemies (aka "we hate you white south african bastards") on CD too, though all the rest of what I've got is vinyl. it's all burned for my i-pod [cough]
btw haven't got Daunt Square, but if it's anything like the rather great re-issue of Viva Dead Ponies, it's far from a cheap rip-off.
Even the Big Sleeping House comp, while cheaply produced, is hardly a rip-off.
There's gold in them there CDs..
Crooked Mile is fairly rare on CD, and seems to go for £30 to £40 on e-bay. Which is why I stick to my vinyl copy.
£10 or so will get you Daunt Square to Elsewhere, a double CD compilation. Sadly there were no hits. But buy it anyway. And one day I will get my hands on a copy of the Peel session version of "He descended into Hell".
You be the judge...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MICRODISNEY-Crooked-Mile-RARE-OOP-1987-FRANCE-CD-a...
Nice
But I won't book the Caribbean cruise just yet - rather keep my CD!
indeed
should pause to give a big hand to Eamonn for the nomination. Just my favourite ever since my mate played me Viva Dead Ponies
I always thought the "congealed on the edge of the Atlantic pit" follow up was gilding the lily mind.
Missing names.....
The late great Eamonn Andrews...Joe Dolan....Gavin Friday...Eoin McLove?
one suspects the omissions
would stretch back to Cúchulainn it would be long list.
Indeed
Too many names, not enough space. Now with the wide open fields of the internet, I'd like to add Fyfe Ewing (what a name) from the original line up of Therapy? to the list. A truly astonishing drummer. And, pop fact, the year above me at university on the same Media Studies course. (Although I never actually met him.)
Therapy?
I bought Babyteeth the week it came out. It and Pleasure Death are superb records. Went off the boil a bit after that I thought. I remember NME or Melody Maker having one of those round tables where they got a number of musicians and fans around a table to discuss whether techno was any good or not (it was obviously the week off for the "Can Women Rock?" morons). Some fool in a Therapy? t-shirt was banging on about techno being rubbish and soulless (or some such nonsense, in front of Derrick May no less), completely failing to realise that Innocent X for instance is a techno song in all but instrumentation.
I completely agree with you
The Wiiija years were their best. 'Dancin' With Manson' and 'Skyward' in particular. They were musically a cleverer band than they ever got credit for. And it's really hard to explain how refreshing in 1990/91 it was to hear an Irish band like them after a whole decade of bands trying so hard to be U2.
Bono!
Could the Word not decide whch way to swing, or did they realise that we've heard enough about him already!
Fatima Mansions were the saving grace of the early 90s. Viva la Dead Ponies what a great lp
isn't he techincally Dutch
grabs steel helmet and runs for cover nursing a pint and copy of Flann O'Brien.
The Word was holding out
on the promise of an interview what with The 2 being dead elusive at the moment and stuff.
I think the general feeling was
that Bobo was "too obvious". For my money, he would be in worst. Never in the best.
Would it have been cheating
to just have all the cast of Father Ted in there. A shame to include Mrs Doyle (a fictional personage) but not include Dermot Morgan or Ardal O'Hanlon.
It could have run to 4 pages really to make room for Gabriel Byrne, Peter O'Toole, Roddy Doyle, Dave Allen (surely on the 'best' side), Dara O'Briain, Saint Bob, Flann O'Brien, Roy Keane, Shane Macgowan, Paddy Maloney, Michael O'Leary (very much on the 'worst' side), Iain Dowie, Ian Paisley, Val Doonican, at least one Nolan sister and many more.
Well...
Mrs Doyle made the list as she's the most identifiably 'real' character on Father Ted. Dermot and Ardal were in there in spirt via Mrs Doyle and the inclusion of Linehan & Matthews. We could have thrown hundreds more in there, but that's what the website and the letters page are for – i.e. for people to join in with their suggestions.
As for Roddy Doyle and Flann O'Brien, I made an 'executive decision' to not include any authors or poets as we could have filled the whole magazine with Wilde, Behan, Yeats etc. And they're always top of the list (top o' the list?) when it comes to Irish people so we decided to exclude them and give other names/faces a look in.
As for Paisley, that's far too problematic an area as one man's hero is another man's bigot and I'd rather not rake over those coals again.
But, as I say, that's what here is for, so please keep adding names you feel are overlooked.
Now, who's for "Jim McDonald" from Coronation Street?
Jim McDonald?
Catch yourself on, Eamonn.
surely it's spelt
Jum
"Eoy luv yeouw, Liz, so eoy do."
"Hurr, Steve, whit arr yeouw playin' at, wee lad?"
fulth, luz, utter fulth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7920221.stm
One of my favourite Dexys lyrics
"I'm not talking about Brendan Behan, Sean O'Casey, George Bernard Shaw, Hywell Bennett, Jean O'Neil or Edmund O'Brien..."
Amazing what a visit to Dublin's Literary museum and a copy of the internet can do for one's Irish Author appreciation....pop music, so much to say to the un-read hard of hearing.
Royston
will be after youse noy, sonny jim!
new
All the auld lads round our way drink Guinness in a bottle off the shelf and go mental when they see anybody drinking draught. where's Stiff Little Fingers or good old Buckfast[ a Lurgan drink exported to Glasgow by travelling old firm fans back in the 70's
I think you'll find
it should be Pedantry Corner...
A stoppped clock is right twice a day ?
Page 21 : "Colin Farrell : can YOU name any of his films".
Page 72 : In Bruges : "perfectly performed", including, presumably, by one Colin Farrell.
Still, what do I think this is, collective responsibility ?
Balls to that. Keep up the inconsistency.
And well spotted with Dave Fanning. Back in the late 70s when British radio stopped after the Peel show was when we walloped the dial to RTE on the other end of the medium wave and hoped the signal would reach Glasgow. DF was by no means just an Irish thing.
Ahem...
Well, Andrew Collins put In Bruges in there and he's a film writer. I can't name any of Farrell's movies at all. Even that one where he's in the phone booth. What was it called?
Anyway, as a writer I can say that one of the many great things about The Word is that it does not expect us to write in a consensus house style. I wouldn't say that's necessarily 'inconsistent' – it just gives space for a lot of opinions to breathe. And there are not many magazines you can say that about.
You got Dave Fanning in Glasgow? That I didn't know. I just about got him in Ballymena (the sound was sporadic). But he meant more to me than Peel. It's probably a bad thing for a music writer to say, but I tuned into Fanning instead of Peel.
Dave Fanning's Scottish Fan Club
Well, the signal could indeed be pretty ropey , and half the time it would be downright unacceptable, but you could tell during the opening "Another Girl Another Planet" intro how good it was going to be. Even now when I hear that song I half expect another track to kick in before the vocals.
It was not so much that Dave Fanning was a replacement for Peel so much that for a while they were the only options, and as I recall DF was on at midnight so their schedules were complementary. In the days when there was no weekday BBC Radio One at all after 7pm except for Peel (and the likes of Richard Park were on Radio Clyde ("Doctor Dick's Midnight Surgery" ... makes me shiver even now)) we were so glad of any decent radio at all, and Fanning was a long way better than just decent. Not least for highlighting to we next-generation Irish diaspora types in Glasgow that that there was new stuff coming from Ireland , and not just the Margo and Philomena Begley from our parents' record collections.
Of course unlike Peel you can still get Dave Fanning, and in the UK on that Listen Again thing, in uncrackly sound (been listening to a John Cale interview while I reply). Not the same !
Listening to RTE in Ballymena?
Did the North Antrim Taliban not have their detector vans out?
It was a risk worth taking
The alternatives were Atlantic 252 or, even worse, Johnny Hero on Cool FM.
Where's The Hurricane?
How come no Alex Higgins in the list? Belfast b and b, smoked so much he got throat cancer, drank so much he pissed in a plantpot during a game, major swordsman, greatest snooker player world has ever seen, cried when he won the title, etc. What more do we want?
He was *this close* to making it
but I went for Barry McGuigan instead. His story was just a little more, ahem, optimistic.
Higgins would have been a contender for both lists
Good - for the way he played snooker
Bad - for the rather nasty individual he could (and still can) be in public.
some omissions
Admitedly only flicked through it when it got here today, but couldn't find the following legends (to me anyway)
Glen Hansard (the Frames)
Gemma Hayes
Damien Rice
Lisa Hannigan
just a thought...
It would have been nice to see
Paul Brady in the "good" list.
Or indeed Christy Moore. Preferably a few spaces between so they don't start scrapping, again, about how the "Troubles" should be commemorated in song.
("Troubles"? ask yer Dad or see a recent newspaper.)
Not sure...
...about Christy. He blotted his copy book for me a few years ago at the Waterfront, where he actually had a stand up row with a member of the audience.
The crime? The audience member had gently ribbed Christy ("I wan't a refund") about putting his capo on the wrong fret for one of the songs.
The reaction? "You can have your feckin money back if you want" or some such, delivered in deadly earnest.
Really destroyed the atmosphere, and was a deeply unprofessional, head up own arse thing to do, particularly as his sense of humour had actually come through earlier in the evening.
Musically he is no doubt a great artist, but the temper let's him down.
Agree wholeheartedly on Paul Brady though.
The Brady Bunch
Omitting Paul from the Best list was my main gripe too.
The tyranny of magazine space sadly meant lots of people
didn't make the list. But consider Paul Brady added 'virtually'.
James Young
Really pleased you found room for the great man. Growing up in 1970's Belfast, his show after MOTD was about the only regular voice of sanity seen or heard on the box.
Perhaps he hasn't dated well, my English wife described him as a Norn Iron Dick Emery which is unfortunate but not entirely inaccurate.
Still this still made me laugh;
Just wonderful.
I like the idea of Hong Kong being just outside Ahoghill.
Talking of "comedy" from the North
surely the Give my Head Peace gang should have been considered for the Worst. As should Stephen Nolan.
I think I cried the day I
realised 'Give My Head Peace' went out nationwide. I went to University with several of the cast and they weren't funny then either.
They are truly dreadful
but my concern was that they'd not be well known enough outside of Northern Ireland. And I really didn't want to give them any extra publicity.
No Keano?
No Bono? No Geldof? Strikes me you went for the easy or dead targets.
surely those are the three easiest targets on the range?
I like the idea that they got filed under "not even worthy of comment"
That's exactly it.
Bono and Geldof in particular were perhaps too obvious.
If I haven't missed it in the 74 posts above
Where was Neil Hannon?
Especially as he later featured in "a little way on a lot".
I saw him at the Albert Hall the day after John Peel died, and got it bang on by playing "Absent Friends", a full orchestral cover of "Atmosphere", then "The Happy Goth". Admirable.
Neil Hannon was a contentious one.
You probably don't want to hear this, but I can't stand him. But I know he's well loved by Word readers. And Word staff. Each, as they say, to their own.
I like Neil Hannon
though not everything he's done.
If I remember right he interviewed Cathal Coughlan for Les Inrockuptibles (must've been 1991/92 when i lived in france) and it was the best CC interview I've ever read.
I'm not having Georgie
in the worst group, no way! All this crap about 'wasted talent' - he was the best footballer in the world for two or three years at least, proved it at the highest level, has probably given more pleasure to the public than anyone on that list, and gave a beleaguered nation a sense of common pride throughout some of its darkest years.
Probably covered elsewhere
(ie Eamonn Holmes), however I had half-expected Alan Green to join the baddies.
Green & Holmes
Aren't they the same person?
Dave Fanning
Just a little note to say that while Dave Fanning has done some interesting work in some of the years gone by, I would never have regarded him as "the Irish John Peel" and still don't. There are a couple of other less well known DJ's in Ireland who would be viewed more in that vein (Donal Dineen, John Kelly for example). It is probably a personal taste thing as well, but Dave Fanning never really appealed to me and many of my friends at home in Ireland, and yet Peel did, though he was broadcasting from the other side of the sea. and Somehow there was more of a sense of trust in terms of quality with John Peel, it is quite hard to articulate, but he had something no-one has had before or since, maybe a sense of magic about what he did that went beyond any kind of neat explanation or sense of responsibility.Peel was unique and to think of someone as an Irish 'version' of that seems strange, especially since it does not tally anyway, Peel was far more rebellious, and aware of the underground scenes than Dave Fanning, who knew a lot of what was going on, but often by virtue of Ireland being a really small country. He did champion some interesting Irish bands, but also some terrible overblown rubbish, and as he has got older it seems to have become worse, whereas Peel never faltered in his pursuit for interesting music, it could be Marc Bolan, Destroyer, Vashti Bunyan or 808 State. There is no comparable DJ in any corner of the world, but at least there are still some great DJ's who are trying to continue on with Peel's legacy, but they are not as visible perhaps as someone like Dave Fanning.
Agreed...
I've no axe to grind with the fellow but, from the limited vantage point of having been on his show from a remote location as a pundit a couple of times, I have the distinct impression he's not really interested. He breezes in, spouts his guff - which, for those unable to listen (in the UK or elsewhere), is like a hyperactive umming and erring faux-not-quite-together-one-of-the-lads bantering version of the Mark Radcliffe approach (minus any detectable similarity in humanity or any similar feeling that he might be an interesting bloke to bump into and have a chat with).
He makes very liberal use of his researchers and producer - who DO care, who ARE interested - which, of course, is what they're there for. But... well, you get my drift. I was on once (having happily given his researcher a great deal of material on people from the North who'd made some kind of international contribution in music, some in a background sort of way) with someone from the Undertones and the quirky Northern woman from the Commitments talking about music from the North of I, and it was oddly disarming to be discussing something on air and then have Dave dive in and 'trump' me with my own material, as it were (clearly just reading names off a list but allowing the impression that he knew everything there was to know about these people).
Whereas Radcliffe would have said something amusing and endearing like, 'So, Col, um, er, ah, I believe there was, um, er, some bloke from Larne in a mid-80s version of Wishbone Ash. Now there's a phrase you don't get to say much on the radio these days, eh Stu?! A veritable titan among footnotes, surely! One for the, um, er, next Trivial Pursuit: Rock Dinosaurs Of County Antrim edition, I'd say... Anyway, here's a new one from, um, er, ah, Tame Impala, and after that the um, er, ah, um, er, Nodmeister of Holdersworthy with some fascinating insights into um, er, ah, how to wear a load of mirrors on yer top hat...'