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Tattoo Information
Posted by LOUDspeaker on 15 October 2010 - 10:19am.
A diagram that suggests what the placement of tattoos tells you about the "wearer".
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A diagram that suggests what the placement of tattoos tells you about the "wearer".
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tramp stamp
aka slag tag as I have also heard it called.
I'm ambivalent about tatoos but I do think their currency and heritage has been drastically reduced in recent years and I have seen some tatoos that make me wonder about the mental stability of the wearer. Tatoos used to be taboo but they're on a par these days with the kind of lifestyle choices and decision-making processes that people apply when considering the relative merits of what ringtone to opt for on their mobile.
My uncle was in the navy from the age of 15 and had numerous tatoos but, like The Illustrated Man, each one had a story and a reason. Some of those stories and reasons were emotionally painful to him but the "code" of the tatoo was such that he wanted to mark the emotional or psychological scar with a physical reminder. He wasn't a hard man - or I should say he was a hard man but he was not someone who felt the need to show that off - but he was a difficult man and the tatoos helped me and others understand what made him difficult. I wouldn't be over-stating to say they are windows on the soul for many people who have them.
Dalrymple
Here are the views of Theodore Dalrymple. Any tattooed members of the massive who are easily offended may wish to look away now.
http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/demello-dalrymple-2647
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Ouch.
I'm not fussed by tattoos on other people
Free choice and all that... but I don't quite understand why people have tattoos.
I have enough trouble choosing a hairstyle, and always want to change it the next month. Same with the way I decorate my house, and how I choose to dress, my tastes change over time.
I just can't imagine finding a tattoo design that I'd be eager enough to have etched onto my skin, for the rest of my life.
Pieces of art
I don't have any tattoos, but my closest friend is a tattooist and is covered in them - some designed by him and some designed by other tattooists - but all 100% unique.
He sees them as pieces of art - so rather than thinking of them in the same way as a haircut - think of them as your favourite painting.
I think his arm or leg is in here somewhere http://www.bugsartwork.com/tattoonew/tattoos.cfm
I'm not saying I like them all, or that I plan to get one, but I've never seen anything like the majority of them before.
Very interesting.
I can definitely appreciate thinking of it as a favourite painting. (although to be honest, I also like entirely different art than I did 10 years ago. perhaps this just shows that I'm the sort of person who should never never ever get a tattoo.)
Looking through the gallery reminded me, I always react strangely when I see tattoos or piercings... my initial thoughts when are always "Ow! OW!! OWWWWW! That must have hurt!!!!"
(that's no disrespect to your clearly talented friend, I always do it when I see anyone with a tattoo or a piercing)
The trend to be tattooed
is a model of how the unusual and exotic can be devalued by massive over-exposure.
A shame, in some way, that something once confined to a relatively narrowly defined slice of society has now become about as exotic and unusual as a cheap holiday in Thailand, or ownership of a widescreen TV.
It has never really appealed to me, but somehow it is even less attractive when one is confronted by it so frequently these days, often in badly or lazily ("I'll have one of them celtic armbands, mate") executed forms.
I have one
I have one tat , according to the above chart it is in the socially acceptable zone . I designed it and it is simply a tribute to the hamlet Lezaky which was wiped off the face of the earth by the Nazis .
Those 'sleeve' ones
Much like the celtic cross or the barbed wire, it's a fashion that's going to seriously date. I pity those who have them. Not everyone can be David Beckham.
Dating
I suspect that all tattoos date, but many wearers aren't too bothered.
I have two. They're both rather ugly, unfortunate things, and certainly neither are what I'd choose if I were to get inked today, but it doesn't bother me at all. They're a small reminders of places and people in my life when I had them done (13 and 21 years ago, respectively), and I love them for that.
My brother had one done
nearly 40 years ago when it seemed that only sailors, fairground workers and criminals had them. Full old fashioned forearm job that 25 years later had faded badly and stopped him from getting into any decent bars.
He had it lasered off which took a good few sessions, cost a few hundred quid and hurt a lot more than having it done.
There's probably a lesson in there somewhere.
The lesson being
that he should have stuck to either the dark green or orange zones?