is one of the greatest things I have ever read. I am so proud to be a human being right now.

I like the phrase "twin shafts of yellow sponge"

That's my new catchphrase. The crime-scene evidence bag is pure genius.

And i want a name check too. It's genius ,isn't it ?.
According to the source,Someone had a bad trip on Virgin Atlantic, then
wrote to Richard Branson to complain. Or so
the story goes. It also says Branson rang him
up to say it was the funniest letter he'd ever
received, which sounds plausible
Let's see if it catches on Archie.
I like the "What sort of animal would serve a dessert with peas in it ?"