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Talking In Your Sleep...

Formbyman's picture

... last night the FPO said I was talking in my sleep - and I whispered twice in her ear "they've found Donald Duck's hat".

This morning I couldn't recall any "Donald Duck loses his hat" themed dream but last night, before we went to sleep, we were discussing the last episode of "Sherlock" and trying to work out what had happened. The FPO, in her wisdom, reckons I was dreaming about being Sherlock Holmes and had taken it down to my level.

Any funny or bizarre sleep-talking stories?

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Brilliant Formbyman

I once shouted out "Big Tits are Dangerous!" while being still asleep.

My bedmate at the time was not a large mammaried mammal so I'm not sure if that was a good thing or not.

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Stuart Graham | 28 January 2012 - 11:33am

Make mine a double!

Shouted when I mistook the alarm clock for last orders.

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Fangie | 28 January 2012 - 11:54am

Make mine a double!

Shouted when I mistook the alarm clock for last orders.

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Fangie | 28 January 2012 - 11:54am

Tip from Johnny Vaughan

get one of those voice-activated recorders to catch your golden nuggets of nocturnal wisdom.

Alan Bennett once woke up saying, "I wouldn't say he's a sort of cricketing Velasquez, if that's what you mean".

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Moose the Mooche | 28 January 2012 - 2:31pm

Donald Duck's hat

sounds a lot more entertaining than that ghastly, shouty, telegraphed, televisual confection that passes itself off as a melodrama that has something vaguely in common with 'Sherlock Holmes'.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 28 January 2012 - 1:21pm

could it be...


?

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James Blast | 28 January 2012 - 3:55pm

It's all coming back to me...

...

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Formbyman | 28 January 2012 - 3:57pm

Reminds me of the website

where the wife blogs about and records her husband's nocturnal ramblings.

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Brookster | 28 January 2012 - 4:08pm

I hadn't known the FPO that long

when I spent a week doing video play ins on an event in Glasgow. The morning after my return she informed me I had woken her in the night by pressing her nose and saying "run VT".

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davebigpicture | 28 January 2012 - 5:57pm
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