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Talentless 'serious' pop/rock stars.

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Is there an 'artist' with as little talent as Ms Faithful? The generally good press she recieves is totally without merit to my ears, surely anyone who saw her stink out the 'Later' show this week will concur. She simply cannot hold a tune in a bucket. Even less talented than Nico!

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And her old beau,

Sir Michael of Jagger, is similarly afflicted.

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Mark JF | 19 April 2009 - 6:38pm

lou reed can lighten up too

he hasn't made a great record since SONGS FOR DRELLA.
that's twenty years people.

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sandamiano | 19 April 2009 - 6:46pm

Oh, come on!

His last decent outing was the banana album.

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Archie Valparaiso | 20 April 2009 - 5:57am

Surely you're forgetting...

his avant-garde classical masterpiece 'Metal Machine Music'?

Is Lou Reed the most overrated musician in the history of popular music? Perhaps...

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Patrick Crowther | 20 April 2009 - 9:07am

No, New York, Transformer,

No, New York, Transformer, Berlin and pretty much all the VU output is top draw.

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woodface | 20 April 2009 - 9:12pm

Take 3 girls

Nico. Marianne. Anita P. High born. Low living. Pristine. Corrupted. Vessels of impurity but somehow sacredly so. Every drug a ritual. Every cigarette an incantation. A former life. Now gone. In its place an infinite ache.

Marianne is not now - nor Nico. But then - when the moon stood still over Powys Square and the Devil came to visit with his lithe ministrations and perfect diction. Just try this and this. And they did - and as their pupils dimmed, their lives unfolded. Love. Betrayal. Decay.

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Sheev | 19 April 2009 - 6:57pm

Is that a Yes .....

or a No then ?

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Hot Cider | 19 April 2009 - 7:00pm

yes

and no.

When we think about Marianne - it's not her talent or otherwise we think about.

There's a good line about her in a recent review that runs along the lines of " I like everything about her except her music"

Personally, I like "Broken English"

As for Nico - I cannot imagine anyone else singing "Femme Fatale" as perfectly imperfect as her. Except maybe Marianne, of course.

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Sheev | 19 April 2009 - 7:12pm

Despite what others have said below...

...I'm rather glad to see this thread pop up. It's always been perplexing to me that MF is touted as "...one of the great voices..." "one of the master interpreters..." etc etc etc. For me she's always had one of those singing voices which simply grates and wears you down.

Certainly one cannot doubt her '60s cultural icon status (although I have always wondered on what that was based other than being around at the right time and snogging et al Mr J). It still seems to me a pretty flimsy foundation on which to base such a degree of lionisation. When one considers other candidates with similar credentials, viz Jane Asher (good looking young actress from the 60s who also snogged a 60s rock icon) but you'd never consider setting Mrs Cake Bake up alongside MF for that degree of iconhood, if any. And arguably her acting output over the period in question was better and more consistent. True 60s gorgeous actress iconhood would justifiably be given to Julie or "Terry and Julie" fame - and is - but less in the truly popular mind, Ms Christie is rather a 60s icon for the cognoscenti.

Anyway back to MF's vocal talents. I've always wondered whether the degree of praise her singing gets is merely piggy-backing on her general 60s cultural icon (the upside of guilt by association). "She's an iconic figure of the most affectionately iconic decade of recent popular culture, therefore everything she does must similarly be sainted by the same iconic status... new album out? It must be iconic! It must be brilliant!" Ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum. Argument over. That, to me, seems to smack rather of emperor's new clothes.

I do a bit of reviewing for a music magazine and was recently send a promo copy of the latest MF double album to review. I slapped it onto the hi-fi and, I confess, that I got three songs into the first disk and (partly at the beging of my wife) had to take it off. Couldn't take it, Faithfull's vocal style was THAT grating. The second disc made it to two songs before we had both had enough. Hmmm... this is going to be a painful review process (since I always insist on listening to a CD at least 3-4 times before I commit pen to paper) and doesn't look like being a particularly favourable one. You can barely imagine my joy when 10 minutes after disc two came off the CD player an e--mail arrived from the editor saying, "Don't bother with the review of the CD, we've worked out another way of doing a feature on it and MF which will include a built in review." I've never been more relieved to not have to sit and listen through to a CD repeatedly (NB cf the recent podcast discussion on the downside of doing reviews).

So, yes, pleased to see that I'm not the only one who just doesn't get the level of praise given to Ms F's vocal talents.

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Trevor_Raggatt | 20 April 2009 - 12:06pm

Marianne F

"I've always wondered whether the degree of praise her singing gets is merely piggy-backing on her general 60s cultural icon".
Wonder no more. No it isn't.

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Carl Parker | 22 April 2009 - 10:04pm

Sounds like.....

a Manic Street Preachers lyric circa 1992.

Carry on......

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Six Dog | 20 April 2009 - 8:51am

Marianne

Oh, I bloody hate Marianne F. Not only is she crap (Broken English the track is just about acceptable), but she seems to inspire both idiots and people who should know better to lose any critical faculty and churn out the words 'icon' 'legend' 'phenomenom' on absolutely no basis whatsoever. She also inspires people to describe smoking a fag as an incantation (I assume the above is ironic, but someone somewhere has written it seriously).

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JoLean | 19 April 2009 - 7:13pm

I got on my high horse about this just recently

A friend described her as a "musical legend" and I went off. I can't quote myself verbatim but it was along the lines of, "Words have meaning you know. If she's a legend what does that make Louis Armstrong? Get a little perspective etc etc." Gee, I must be a pain in the arse.

She's just living proof of the adage that people and buildings gain respectability if they get old enough.

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Cookieboy | 19 April 2009 - 7:39pm

i used to have a little 7 inch

of her remake of As Tears Go By from the 80s. I found it fantastic - like a female Tom Waits. Her 60s stuff is great too. As is Nico's first album and that ditty she did with Jimmy page - i'm not sayin. And as for people slagging Mick off..as he sang on his first hit - Come on. Get a grip man. You don't become the singer of the world's greatest rock group for nothing.

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Mr Fade | 19 April 2009 - 8:04pm

Singer?

Or frontman? And the world's greatest rock group 1965 - 1975: since then? I've no doubt he used to be great; I think that for the last 2 or 3 decades he's been the most over-rated person on Planet Rock.

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Mark JF | 19 April 2009 - 8:11pm

Marianne Faithfull ...

excels at what she does, although I am the first to admit that she operates within a narrow range. Nico is a good comparison. Maybe Yoko Ono too.

She's is not a legend, she's certainly not a great singer in any conventional sense but there's no doubting the experience and conviction that she brings to what she does. The audience gets to bring its pre-conceptions, and she knows that.

As for 'Broken English', if you don't like it, don't try. That Susan Boyle CD will be out soon enough.

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Steven C | 19 April 2009 - 8:12pm

Totally with you on this one

Woodface. In fact before I read your posting I was composing one on the exact same subject. Her performance of The Crane Wife was ghastly and her voice was frankly a joke. The irony is that I nearly bought her latest cd on impulse and only refrained because I read a review I think in Word that said her version of Somewhere was possibly the worst thing the reviewer had ever heard. If it was as bad as the performance on Later then I am glad my money stayed in my pocket. I have previously regarded her with affection and I do like her version of As tears go by but I think in hindsight her popularity is more down to what she did or didnt do with a Mars Bar and who she hung out with than any given talent. When asked by Jools for any tips to up and coming stars she said 'Stay original' - not bad for someone who consistently murders other peoples songs. My opinion has been revised after watching this performance.

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Steve Turner | 19 April 2009 - 8:28pm

As usual I felt sorry

for some of the acts on Later who got sidelined, i liked the french singer but old marianne got 3 songs and was dreadful and then they played a clip from the sixities and that wasn't much cop either.

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Chris G | 19 April 2009 - 10:06pm

I could not quite believe

I could not quite believe how bad her cover of the Crane Wife was. It actually took a while for the horror of it all to fully hit home. What most annoyed me was, from her body language etc, she actually thought she had nailed it. A complete lack of self awareness appears to be a prerequisite for the undeserving celebrity/performer.

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woodface | 20 April 2009 - 9:24pm

To cut and paste something I

To cut and paste something I wrote on another thread recently,

"...from fey ingenue who couldn't sing, through Nico-impersonator who couldn't sing, to her current incarnation as hoary old world-weary croaker who can't sing, the only justification for her continued fame is that she gives good anecdote. But that's justification for a book of memoirs, not a musical career".

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Kit Hogue | 19 April 2009 - 10:26pm

drool

But by God,she used to be fit

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Spider-mans arc... | 20 April 2009 - 2:54am

So did Angela Lansbury...

but I don't see her being fawned over in Empire or Film 09!!

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Six Dog | 20 April 2009 - 8:52am

What's that to do

with whether she's decent singer or not?

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Mark JF | 20 April 2009 - 5:58pm

Up late?

Looking for old photos of Marianne, jamie?

I too tuned in (for Doves) and was surprised as to how bad she was. Hey ho.

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Richie B | 20 April 2009 - 7:32am
stimpy | 20 April 2009 - 9:54am

yeah and she's taking up far too much

room in a not bad pub! They deuchars IPA on draft amongst other things.

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Chris G | 20 April 2009 - 10:20am

A year or two back

I seem to remember that shot being re-staged, and the pub was almost identical, except for a lack of ashtrays. Don't think it was MF though the second time around; anyone remember it?

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Vulpes Vulpes | 21 April 2009 - 11:50am

I think it was a feature on photographers

who were posing on the location of their best known pictures.

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Norwegian Blue | 21 April 2009 - 1:43pm

The Salisbury is a regular haunt of mine

when I'm in London. It's barely changed since the original photo was taken. I think the interior is listed

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stimpy | 21 April 2009 - 5:06pm

But isn't the truth

that most of those we think fondly of are but sad travesties of their past? The exceptions are few, with the list of artists with 40 year careers giving a better selection within the second twenty years being indeed short. Can anyone really, really think of anyone? And don't give me Cohen: I'm your Man was many a long year ago, despite the odd subsequent gem.(I'm talking material more than performance)
BTW, this isn't a plea to give up past a decade, as I still gain pleasure from the elderly troupers who totter the boards, and, even if increasingly like dogs on their hind legs, the fact that they can still manage pretty good material is asworthy as much of attention as perhaps the brilliant candles of their early shinings.
I like Ms Faithfull, but only in tiny portions of pre-chewed form, i.e. the very rare song that fits her narrow ability. When it fits, it fits great.

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Retropath2 | 20 April 2009 - 8:59am

I'm with you

When it works it's good, her version of Mad about the Boy on 20th century blues for example

When it doesn't, it is pretty terrible (e.g. Somewhere)

Her version of Crane Wife 3 is ok with me

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Los Aromas | 22 April 2009 - 9:29pm

Some of you lot sound like my dad

"You call that singing? And bloody hell, is that a boy or a girl?"

I feel like I'm about 13 again.

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SimonL | 20 April 2009 - 9:02am

Miserable buggers aren't they?

Not only do they seem to have to dislike something (everything?) they have to prove that their dislike is justified. There seems to be a real terror of growing old going on here too.

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Mr Fade | 20 April 2009 - 9:19am

Speak for yourself Dannyboy...

Life gets better the older I get.

Nothing wrong with discussing *why* one dislikes something, surely? Makes for a more interesting discussion than "Well, it's crap innit"

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stimpy | 20 April 2009 - 9:52am

I feel we offer proof

that youth is wasted on the young.

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Retropath2 | 20 April 2009 - 10:15am

Part II

And then the golden years are wasted on the grumpy. I´m now somewhere in between and can just kick back and enjoy the discussion. Go on, please.

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Ola Claesson | 20 April 2009 - 10:24am

The golden years will fall like

golden rain one day, no doubt, but, like the marvellous Alan Whicker, when asked as to what age he might consider himself middle aged, still conceded 5 or so years older than his 80 something years. He was always a wag, that young Whicker. Ever since he was my fag at Piddle Towers.
Sorry, wrong thread. Concentration lapsed.

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Retropath2 | 20 April 2009 - 10:34am

I like getting old too in a way grandad

I just don't like anyone having a pop at laughing Len really. That gig last year was amazing.

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Mr Fade | 20 April 2009 - 8:21pm

O right......

so you didn't read my comments. No pop intended: his live show was one of my live highlights of 35 years of concert going, but new new material is short on supply. Dear Heather and 10 New Songs have the odd gem, but that apart, there isn't much to be said post I'm Your Man, and that was a surprise after his earlier ouput which, too, was a slow decline from Songs downward. (Mind you, what twin peaks are Songs and I'm Your Man!)

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Retropath2 | 21 April 2009 - 7:53am

I did read them but ok

maybe I misconstrued them. Any fan of LC has great ears in my book. The fact he can be bothered to produce anything new at his age is a wonder. My little life would have been lesser without his songs. Funnily enough for someone who has been painted such a miserablist - I see him as a ray of sunshine.

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Mr Fade | 21 April 2009 - 6:44pm

Grumpy? Me?

It's my ambition to be described as 'curmudgeonly', an adjective previously only ever recorded as having been used in conjunction with one person.

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stimpy | 20 April 2009 - 10:50am

Shut up

you curmudgeonly so and so.

Happy to oblige :)

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Molesworth | 20 April 2009 - 8:26pm

I don't mind the music and she looks alright

but by God is she up herself. I suppose that comes with her upbringing and being famous so young, but she's become a parody of herself.

Interviews are hilarious. That Lynn Barber one some years back hit the nail on the head, and Marianne didn't like it one bit.

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Five-Centres | 20 April 2009 - 9:57am

I mentioned this to someone a few days ago.

Some people really know how to work the PR machine. Fish also springs to mind.

He got an acting job in a terrible movie called The Jacket. It was filmed in Scotland and got a lot of press because George Clooney was producing it and turned up for a week or so of filming.

By reading the press coverage you would assume Fish was fourth credited and played a substantial supporting role. Every article always quoted him or had a large box-out with him describing the film and his character.

I then saw the film (don't bother, it really sucks). Fish was in about three scenes totalling one minute of screen time. He had maybe one line of very short, and probably incoherent line of dialogue. And he was probably fifteenth credited.

Faithful has a great PR team. And she has a good back story to give her something to talk about. I can see why magazines and TV shows are very happy to interview her. Just a shame she doesn't deserve the attention she gets.

Luckily all the PR coverage in the world will never convince a large number of people to buy a Faithful or Fish album.

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LOUDspeaker | 20 April 2009 - 10:09am

"All men are fools,

and what makes them so is having beauty like what I have got."
Wise/Morecambe/Jackson

The Eyes. The Lips. The Rack. Men are quite simple. Andrew Loog Oldham fell. Jagger. And certain men in thrall to beauty - a mere girl - seek to overcome dominion by asserting dominion.

Change her. Control her. Abandon her. And so it all began. The rise, fall and rise. Resurrection. National Treasure. The alternative Queen Mother.

Not sure I see the parallels with lovely old Fish though...

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Sheev | 20 April 2009 - 10:27am

I didn't have much time for the other queen mum

so having a new one doesn't fill me with much joy.

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Chris G | 20 April 2009 - 10:37am

Ms Faithfull undoubtedly

gets attention because of her past - as a 60's popstar, as Jagger's one-time main squeeze, and as a recovering addict certainly, but also because of albums like 'Broken English' which is undeniably a great piece of work.

I've seen her live show a few times and on a good night it's great, on a bad night terrible. But then that sort of sums up Dylan, or Van Morrison or Stephen Stills or ... well just about anyone.

I met her once too. She was very charming.

If you want an example of how she can step out of character seek out her version of 'Madame George' which is stunning.

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Steven C | 20 April 2009 - 2:08pm

Her Lucy Jordan is a cracker,

probably the definitive version, in my book.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 21 April 2009 - 11:55am

You mean it's a cover?

It wasn't her song from the very start? Did she contribute anything to the world of music?

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LOUDspeaker | 21 April 2009 - 1:38pm

Yep

Originally done by Dr. Hook

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Rufus T Firefly | 21 April 2009 - 1:41pm

Ye-es

Interpretation.
I think her Working Class Hero on the same LP tops any of the other versions, too.
Tho' Richie Havens comes close.

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Retropath2 | 21 April 2009 - 2:51pm

Opinions

we all have people who we think are over-rated.Personally I've always found Morrisey to be the most tuneless over rated poseur the world has ever seen.Dylan though who can't sing either I love.As long as we realise we all have these opinions and it doesnt make any of us actually right it's ok.Its when people talk as if there's is the only voice that matters as arbitors of taste that it grates.

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Doug B | 20 April 2009 - 2:48pm

My take on Marianne

Is she - or was she ever - a great singer? No. Is she an "important" artist? No. Is she an "icon" or a "legend"? Fatuous question - it's even more subjective than assessing her (or anyone's) musical talents.

Yet Broken English is a genuinely great album. And what's more, it's great because of her. I'll try to explain what I mean by that: Can't Get You Out Of My Head is a great record too, the difference being that it would still have been a great record had someone else been singing it, like its co-writer Cathy Dennis, for example. By contrast, MF was central to Broken English's impact: she co-wrote more than half of the songs, and those that she didn't write sound as if they could have been written for her. It may seem a strange comparison, but I think she has something in common with Madonna, another extraordinarily high-profile woman who is obviously not particularly gifted musically, but whose best records have her own unmistakeable stamp on them. Papa Don't Preach and Til Death Us Do Part, to name a couple, couldn't have worked without her.

Her voice was already shot to pieces by 1979, but to me there was enough power and musicality to get across what needed to be got across. She could still sing thirty years ago, as will be obvious when compared to her recent performance on Later, which I agree was awful.

I've got some of her post-BE work, and the one I particularly like is A Secret Life, produced by Angelo Badalamenti. There are some good songs and performances on it. Her live album from the early 90s, Blazing Away, is also very good; I saw her live 3 or 4 times, and she was terrific.

In terms of her musical output, she'll end up meriting a small entry when the definitive book of pop music is written. But I would unhesitatingly describe her as an artist.

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Theo Zoffrok | 20 April 2009 - 5:35pm

She

did like Mars Bars apparently.

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geacher53 | 20 April 2009 - 5:43pm

Yawn

Old, over-aired, apocryphal and not terribly amusing

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Theo Zoffrok | 20 April 2009 - 5:46pm

I am

all of these things.....

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geacher53 | 20 April 2009 - 8:26pm

Not only 'not terribly amusing'

but also a) childish and b) offensive.

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Mark JF | 20 April 2009 - 5:59pm

Childish?

yes it was.....
BUT offensive?
Why would you be offended?
It may have happened, it may have not.
And like it or not, it did take up a large part of LaFaithfulls CV in the late 60s.
Anyway, if I have upset you, apologies all round.

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geacher53 | 20 April 2009 - 8:22pm

Perhaps

some folk are a wee bit over sensitive on here.

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Doug B | 21 April 2009 - 8:58am

Later..

Watching "Later.." on Tuesday evening, I was horrified to realise she was covering "The Crane Wife 3"; similarly on Friday, I was disappointed to notice she was covering Neko Case's "Hold On Hold On". Not in the, "How dare she cover a "masterpiece"?" way, but simply because I thought, anybody listening to this, unaware of the originals, is not going to realise how good those songs actually are.

Although we know Jools seems to adore every artist that appears on his show (much like Jonathan Ross always likes the latest film this week's guest is here to promote), like others, I don't know how Marianne Faithfull can be considered an icon. Fair enough, she slept with Mick and Keef in the 60's, but does that give the media reason to put her on a pedestal for the next forty years? I did actually wonder if her voice was fairly good in the past, and that age and lifestyle had ruined it, but it seems that she was never going to rival Dusty, Aretha or Mama Cass for a seat at the table of "Great Female Singers of The 60s".

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Tom | 20 April 2009 - 6:50pm

Marianne was an ICON

For a decade in the same way that Twiggy, Mandy Rice Davies, Christine Keeler and Mary Quant were. It doesnt necessarily mean that she was a talented singer. I dont have a problem with that or her place in history. I do have a problem with Later putting her up there as a meaningful artist with songs of value to todays scene.
Yes, the comments about Mars Bars were possibly offensive if you are of a sensitive disposition but if you asked the average person to name 3 things about MF the answers would be 1) She hung out with the Stones in the sixties 2) She allegedly got caught in a compromising position with a Mars Bar and 3) She sang As Tears go by. If you ask Joe Public what else she sang the majority would not know. So yes it was a frivolous comment but not without some justification.

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Steve Turner | 20 April 2009 - 8:10pm

I'm young..

..I don't always understand these icons that are celebrated. ;-)

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Tom | 20 April 2009 - 8:27pm

"1) She hung out with the Stones

in the sixties 2) She allegedly got caught in a compromising position with a Mars Bar and 3) She sang As Tears Go By."

I really think that sums her up without leaving anything major out. I'm also aware of the song "The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan" as it gets played on the radio a few times a year, and it's on a 2CD Female Pop Stars compilation that I own. Beyond that all I've got to go on is her interviews. Which are not half as interesting as everyone thinks they are, in my opinion. Does she ever actually say anything new, revelatory and interesting? No. She just recycles the same four stories without adding any new insight.

Someone compared her to Madonna. Well she's like Madonna (but with only two famous songs as opposed to Madonna's ten) to me in that she gets a lot of press coverage but I ignore vast chunks of it as I'm just not that interested.

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LOUDspeaker | 21 April 2009 - 9:46am

Steve..

..could not have put it better.
Thank you, and apologies all round, again.

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geacher53 | 20 April 2009 - 8:24pm

I Like

her 'Crane Wife 3' [on record and ...Later] [or is it Later...]

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ChaosandMorphine | 20 April 2009 - 11:38pm

I Like

Marianne sings Kurt Weil is a great album

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Spider-mans arc... | 21 April 2009 - 8:40am

Funny how

Mars have never issued a writ for defamation or for casting a slur on their esteemed product.
Likewise Cadburys missed a trick in their advertising of Aztec, their, as I remember, near copy. A loose lipped rocker* could have been a better bet than the poor mans Bond of choice
*Jagger, you filthy beasts!!!!

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Retropath2 | 21 April 2009 - 8:57am

Not a lot of love...

..for Marianne around these parts. Never liked her 60s stuff before the voice got cracked and broken, but since Broken English she's made around a dozen good albums and the Rolling Stones have made two (Tattoo You and Stripped). Easy Come Easy Go was my favourite release of last year. Could have done without the Jarvis Cocker duet though.

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BrianH | 21 April 2009 - 1:34pm

Annie "Bloody" Lennox

"We want to put the world on the map."

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Stuart Graham | 21 April 2009 - 5:17pm

Basically all pop/rock stars

Basically all pop/rock stars (and quite a few media types) should be banned from making any kind of political/worthy cause/campaign type pronouncements. Simple.

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woodface | 21 April 2009 - 6:07pm

Eurythmics were a good band

I think she deserves her fame. She was an excellent singer in a very good band. The solo stuff was not very impressive and it would be nice if she would now disappear.

I have not seen her recent TV interviews so my opinion of her has not been affected by how big a twat she has revealed herself to be.

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LOUDspeaker | 22 April 2009 - 9:18am

That first paragraph. . .

says it all. The best overview of her career that I've ever read.

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Archie Valparaiso | 22 April 2009 - 11:37am

I actually thought her first

I actually thought her first solo record was pretty good. She comes across terribly in interviews, even smugger than Sting (and his horrible wife).

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woodface | 22 April 2009 - 7:41pm

Spelling

You mis-spelt her name. It's Annie "Fuckin" Lennox.

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kb | 23 April 2009 - 4:15pm

Full title

Oh God, not that smug Annie Fuckin' Lennox again?

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Molesworth | 24 April 2009 - 1:30am

A kneelin' ox?

Anyone? Adam and Joe? No? Just me then.

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badartdog | 26 April 2009 - 5:48pm
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