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T-Shirt slogan
Posted by Simon Hoyle on 23 January 2009 - 4:29pm.
Friday is dress down day at work, and there's a guy here wearing a t-shirt bearing the legend "Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls"
It may not be "I love the smell of vinyl in the morning" but I liked it.
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Literary Sort?
It's the name of a Robert Rankin book....
Yes
That was my immediate thought too.
Did it look anything like this:
My favourite t-shirt slogan...
...is still '667. The Neighbour Of The Beast'
Surely, the neighbour of the beast
would be 664 or 668? 667 would be over the road from the beast
I think you'll find
667 is the fax number of the beast.
I live at number 3...
...and I would regard Barry, at number 5 and lives over the road, as my neighbour
October File
the band do a great t-shirt. It's got the same font as the Black Sabbath original but reads
"We sold our souls for sausage rolls"
It's one of my favourites.
https://www.plastichead.com/cat_images/medium/PH5159GXL.jpg
Utterly Bastard Groovy
still on sale at Sisters Of Mercy concerts, it's printed dark grey on a black t-shirt and it goes a bit like this...
I bought one. For a friend, as they don't do YFB size
Since I have one
and I do not wear t-shirts so tight they look like crop tops, I can confirm, to the relief of all, that is not the case.
Of my T-Shirts this one gets the most comments
The slogan is "In Dog Years I'm Dead"
http://www.crackmeup.com/details.asp?ID=3280018
The best T-Shirt I've ever seen on someone else was in Seattle Washington not long after the St Helens volcano eruption.
It was a cartoon of an erupting volcano with the words "Official St Helens Inspection Team." The initials of each word was in a much bigger print.
From a distance all you could see was a flaming volcano and the words "O SHIT"
This one always gets a good response
want it want it want it
there's a few great ones on a website shotdeadinthehead. I don't want to seem like a shill for them, so i'm not putting in the proper url, but the parody ones of 'Make Poverty History' are great. Substitute 'Bono', 'Coldplay' and 'Doherty' for 'Poverty' and you get the idea.
http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com
I on the other hand, will happily shill for them 'cos they do some great shirts.
Sadly they seem to have stopped doing the 'Bono Is A Twat' shirt but they do have a Make Bono History' one
http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/products/info.php?products_id=76
This one is also very Massive-friendly
http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/products/info.php?products_id=661
best of all must be
I'm with this idiot
Jeez! I'm still laffing from the first time I saw that
Didn't Clapton...
...wear one of those onstage in 70/71?
maybe...
I'm too young to know that, well less old
Peas And Love
Always works for me
sea power
britain's best band have the best tea shirts
Meh.
In T-shirt terms, BSP are the James de nos jours
yeah your right
they lack the rapier like wit of "bono is twat"...
I quite liked the Blur: Are Shite t-shirts that Mogwai did...
..a few years back, but liked even more the 'Mogwai: Are Slint' ones that came out afterwards.