.

...cockring?

… stapler?

...8 Track Cartridges.

the first item should have been Syd Barrett's carrots.

...collection of Beanos?

(Joy Division) oven gloves?

kecks.

cars?

...van?

...longjohns?

Phil Lesh's wire mesh.

Nutella?

...Hammond organ.

...klaxons?

No prescription required. (Allegedly)

My work here is done.

Moulinex blender

called Fanny...

shïrt.

bon-bons

winciette pajamas

swimming trunks

go-kart

bloodless castrators

zither

used lazer cartridges

gimme a break you Goth haters...

parrot

truncheon

Candles

flying machine.

jemmy.

Trousers

Jemmy

Hair pick

Sweaty poo.

Hur. Hurhurhur. I said sweaty poo. Hurhurhur.

Machine Gun

Chicken's innards.

Graham Nash's video of The Ashes.

And Bob Dylan's discarded percussion instruments. He's missed a tambourine, man.

Washing up bin

Commodes

and not forgetting Ono sideboard

sisters' scissors.

hutch for rabbits

Chicken supreme

… private things.

Sparkly Thong ?

Commode doors (includes original graffiti referring to Lionel Richie being bitchy*).

North of Watford received pronunciation alert;
Robert Plant's underpants (some citrus staining).

Arthur Brown's dressing gown (slightly soot damage to collar).

Judy Dyble's Gideon's Bible (stolen from a Travelodge in 1967)

And Jan Hammer's...erm...hammer.

*and a drawing of a penis.

Acme Thunderer.

By the way, did you know you can get a 12-pack of Acme Thunderers, in an assortment of colours, for a mere £15.48? Fill your boots.

wet wipes

Port, or Sherry if you'd prefer.

Phil Manzanera's Manzanilla

Andy Mackay's Tokai

and (perhaps a bit tamely)

The Great Paul Thompson's Seedless Grapes

Guess I'm backing myself into a completist corner here.

daughters.

More of a specialist outlet, this one. See also The Nice's nieces.

relations?

receipt from The Filmore.

is the word you're trying to think of right now.

legwarmers

Andy Fairweather Low's crows

Robot turbot

Bonsai trees

Pestle and mortar

Brown Ale

or if you prefer 'em more or less rhyming

Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu's dingo

I had though of

Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu's friend Robby the Seal

but think I'm straying into absurdist territory there.

… had taken more of an "office equipment" direction, following the "Syd Barrett's photocopier" precedent, I might have added:

10cc's 10 PCs.

But I won't bother now.

home made broth

Eddie Van Halen's book on sailin' (sorry)

Hall And Oates Post-It Notes

Nick Drake's Scotch Tape

Take That's Mouse-Mats

Blackberry

It doesn't quite work here but I quite like

"Rage against the Franking Machine"

Or in a similar vein, annoyed by her intermittent internet connection,

"Ute Lemper's router temper".

Maybe should just stick with

Little Feat's petty-cash receipts

… Life of Wesley.

And I just can't stop giggling at Roneo Speedwagon.

collection of Hot Wheels.

Bidding is currently suspended on both Thurston Moore's stationery cupboard drawers and the VDU once owned by The Who. One hour to go on the auction for John Miles' foolscap files. They were his first love, you know.

Vashti Bunyan's pickled onions available at the bar in the mean time.

Curlywurly
Johnny Marr's
Caramac bar
Another Level's
bag of Revels
Mike Batt's
Kit Kat
Little Boots'
Opal Fruits
Barry White's
Turkish Delight
Walter Becker's
Double Decker

Biography of Toto.

And while we're on the subject. there's Steve Lukather's copy of The Siddhartha.

Second hand inflatable Beyonce castle. Great for kids parties.

Cheese. D´oh!

Tennis Racket

Chris Squire's Flat Tire

Kate Bush's Pushup Bra

and to get an office supplies one in

John Entwistle's Red Pencils

Trevor Bolder's A4 folders.

Tipp-ex mouse.

Bad Manners' scanners

John Foxx's xeroxes

Noticeboards Of Canada
Pete Townshend's bookends

buckets and pails

hostess trolley.

Bunsen Burner

Pork pie

Permanent markers.

Storage boxes.

Bubble wrap.

Marks & Spencer pants

crapped on
(apologies for lowering the tone)

horse manure?

bedding
(formerly owned by Chris Spedding)

Flat-screen telly

dental floss that scoured Jeff Beck's pecs, the Q-Tips hips, Nick Beggs legs and Lou Rawls ba

Soap on a rope.

Robert Smith's
Unmistakable whiff.

Siouxsie Sioux's
Portaloo.

Bale of cotton

Steve Jones'
Trimphones (one for the teenagers)

Paul Cook's
cookery books

Glen Matlock's
argyle socks

long nosed pliers

partitions.

Joey Ramones rag 'n' bones
Johnny Ramones repetitive drones
Dee Dee Ramones royal thrones
Tommy Ramones garden gnomes
Marky Ramones portable phones
CJ Ramones drumming clones

Coffee urns

Jalapenos

Extension Leads

Hay bales

Roman chariot

probably not much of a fan of Donald Fagen

(sorry)

I've thought of one ok? It involves a rhyme with the ex-Stones' bassman's surname and his alleged predilictions

bacon rinds

Very heavy swear-box

Midge Ure's
Place in history assured?

guitar roadie's fixes nixed by pyrotechnics

Aga

Jimi Hendrix's Tricity Bendix (fridge freezer)

Annie Lennox's Electrolux (hoover)

Washer/drier

Arcade Fire's
Deep-fat fryer

And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead's
Uncomfortable folding put-up bed

to an excellent 'list song' here.
(In an Ian Dury stylee...)

Pritt.

Braun hair-drier

pair of Levi jeans

unused Dyson

Domestic appliances

chairs

dolls' houses

garden rakes

lovely girls

Phone Books
(see wot I did there?)

Beanos

Garth Crooks Annual

Organic Alfalfa

Limited edition numbered prints

...Black & Decker

overdue rental films

soup tureen

er, plants

typewriter cover.

Dweezil Zappa's pictures of papa.

Jeremy Spencer's sellotape dispenser.

The Small Faces' pencil cases.

Quick rickshaw.

toys from Woolworths
Mark Ellen's zucchinis and melons

Jeez! that was lame, wish I hadn't... etc. someone give me the code for small type

Left espadrille

The Godfather of Soul's Cash Register Rolls
Peter Hook's Triplicate Books
Eddie Vedder's Paper Shredder
Tom Waits' Fold Flat Crates
Wolfman Jack's Fax
Pink's Quink Inks

...discs by Vangelis ?
'Gelis , gelis , bo-belis.........
Gary Gilmore's " Ayiii1 ! "s ?????????