I vaguely remember something similar to this in a previous strand so apologies if I've indulged in a bit of Harrisonesque subliminal 'adaptation'....but I just wondered if this is how some fans of the artists below really 'are'....feel free to add your own.

The Rolling Stones- You have a grey ponytail and play bass in a pub blues band every Friday.
Van Der Graaaf Generator- You don’t like people very much and you have a degree in Electronics.
Jesus and Mary Chain- You don’t like people very much and you have an O-level in Art.
Yes- You’ve tried to get into jazz and classical but can’t quite manage it.
King Crimson- you have glasses and wear a lot of dark clothes.
The Smiths- It’s a quiff. Not receding.
David Bowie- It upsets you that other peole don’t realize just how fascinating you really are.
Kate Bush- Deep down you think that, if you met her, you’d really get on and that she’d leave that dorky-looking bass player she’s living with.
The Stone Roses- You stole some hubcaps once.
Manic Street Preachers- You never quite understand why all those literary magazines keep sending your poems back.
The Jam- You’ve never actually owned a scooter.
Joni Mitchell- There’s this yoga thing you go to every Tuesday which is really very therapeutic.
The Beatles- You’re different. They’d have actually accepted you into their inner circle.
Bob Dylan- You have six harmonicas in a drawer.
Primal Scream- Sometimes you worry that everyone else is a bit cleverer than you.
Oasis- Everyone else is a quite a bit cleverer than you but you don’t give a shit.
Cliff Richard- It’s so funny how we don’t drive anymore.
Queen- You have a motorhome.
Elvis- You never went to college.
Grateful Dead- You have over 700 albums. All of them by The Grateful Dead.
Frank Zappa- When you talk it kinda comes out like a sneer.
Michael Jackson- You reckon Jesus probably looked a bit like Mowgli.