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Star System Fail Blog
My son is obsessed with movies and star ratings, as I suppose we all were, younger type. He got The Radio Times Guide to Fillims (sic) and Halliwells for Chrimbo, and pores over them whilst we're all watching TV, proclaiming "This has only got 2 stars! It's rubbish! (Halliwells is famously stingy with stars). I originally bought The Word first issue in HMV Northumberland Street Newcastle and was astonished to find THEY DIDN'T HAVE A STAR RATING FOR ALBUMS AND FILLIMS. Now I know better. Perusing the RT 2010 Film guide I looked up "Come and See", after just watching it tonight: a grim WWII film based in Byelorussia, (but you probably know that, I've just seen it), and thought it excellent, but IT ONLY GOT THREE OUT OF 5 STARS. The end of the review reads "The whole film suffers from 'a severe case of 'Schindler Syndrome'. The depiction of indefensible events to ensure the viewer unquestionably accepts the director's vision." Surely, that's the point of all films? On the same page, "Come on George" starring George (yes) Formby as a jockey, ALSO got three stars. Therefore I salute The Word editorial for eliminating the 'Star system', but I don't half miss it. Don't tell me you're bringing it back in February. The bottom line is, all blokes love lists and star ratings, and I'll bet a million to one there are no females on this blog - I've been on it over a year and even 'Hannah' I believe exposed himself to be a man -it's a virtual garden shed where you can go and hide, but prove me wrong. It's not a bad thing testostafellas! Sorry, I'm wandering a bit now.
PS I hope Andrew Collins wasn't responsible for that review above
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Hannah is man shock!
She certainly wasn't last Friday at the Word Bloogers beer fest. Neither was 'kbhr' Beer Bloggers resident happy snapper.
I'm sure there has been a thread where our female bloggers 'stood up' so to speak. You're probably correct in assuming that the majority are men on here though. The clues that come to mind being - the beard count & the talk about wishing to be Kate Bush's jumper!
It was Colin H's search for women that you remember...
and there were a fair few of us who stood up to be counted.
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/hands-whos-a-girl
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is brilliant!
I did claim my real name was Barry on a thread the other week, but I was joking.
Actually, my real name is Malcolm. ;-)
(honestly Chabsy, I really am female!)
Hey!
Malcolm really is my name.
But if I'd been a girl, my parents were planning to call me Wendy.
Splendid!
I honestly love the name Malcolm. It's charming.
My husband and I were completely stuck for a name for our little daughter... he didn't like any of the names I'd chosen. Frustrated beyond belief, I announced "Fine! We'll call her Malcolm!". And Malcolm she was, for a few weeks, until we agreed on something better suited to a girl.
(Am now aware the above anecdote makes me sound like a nutter. But I do love the name Malcolm)
And Formbyman's a woman!
well I am today - I'm off work with a bad cold - the kids are at school and the FPO's at work - so I've got her knickers on - again.