Entertainment For Lively Minds
Star Obituaries
Posted by blake on 7 April 2009 - 9:57am.
Since most otherr magazine and newspaper review section are obcessed with Star rating, how about a Rating systems for Obituaries, thus meaing you can glance at the despatched section, and Read the ***** obit for someone worthwhile, and read the * for someone whos going to get 'a good shoeing'
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We could supplement it with a halo / burning fire rating so that we can judge whether the deceased will be stoking the fires of hell for all eternity or if they'll be fannying about on clouds playing the harp.
Perhaps we could get Simon Cowell to do the judging, save God having to do the job?
i think you just gave ITV
i think you just gave ITV there next saturday night hit
I'll split the finders fee with you
On a similar theme...
... National Lampoon magazine used to have a regular film review column called "Shit or Garbage", which was always like:
PRETTY WOMAN - Shit
HOME ALONE - Shit
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER - Garbage
And so on. Always made me laugh.
Home Alone
is great, surely?
Circle of hell rating, perhaps?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28898
Hurrah!
At last, a place for all those Coldplay records