must feature. I'll leave it to someone else to provide examples; I don't have any of their records.

in Aspic

my work here is done

great Acapella track fom Clem Snide.
Live, they then go into War Pigs by Black Sabbath.
HMHB do rule when it comes to song titles I agree

...always seemed a good one from Kevin Coyne

- You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

- What Have I Done To Deserve This?

- I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing.

And how about the wonderful A Lady Of A Certain Age, by The Divine Comedy? It's like a film script in miniature.

(OK so it's an album title)

I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Anymore

I'll also add:

How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously? and
This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave

A few others that spring to mind:

Freedom Of Speech Won't Feed My Children - Manic Street Preachers
One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five
(What I Like Most About You Is Your) Girlfriend - The Specials
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space - Spiritualized
I'm Going To Stop Pretending That I Didn't Break Your Heart - Eels
(Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country? - Sparks
Broken Household Appliance, National Forest - Grandaddy
Fitter, Happier - Radiohead
Wherever I Lay My Phone, That's My Home - Super Furry Anumals

from Jonathan Richman

Even Now We Are Preparing to Love You - Puny Human from the fabulously named album It's Not the Heat, It's the Humanity.

Some Things I Just Don't Want to Know
I Really Should've Gone Out Last Night - Dirty Three, although the album name is better still - Whatever You Love, You Are.

You know you want to learn more and I guarantee it rewards curiosity.

Fraid I can't find any audio/video links but here's the album.

Look What I Stole for Us, Darling
Viva Dead Ponies
More Smack Vicar?
Go Home, Bible Mike
Valhalla Avenue
Only Losers Take the Bus
In the Valley of the Dead Cars

awesome stuff - buy, borrow, steal

(£1 in the record library sale...)
Get offa, McLeod. Yes, its a trad arr synthesiser and bagpipes LP.
Also quite keen on Jimi MaCraes "Electric Lassieland". Yes it's a trance bagpipe LP.

The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game.

Go Betweens - Draining the pool for you
The Chills - Male monster from the Id
Crowded House - Four seasons in one day
And Finally the wonderous...
The Triffids - Too hot to move too hot to think

On a similar thread I mentioned my favourite recent band name. Another poster let me know that they had taken it from the title of an XTC song:
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her

Out of Egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt from My Sandals as I Run

or

To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament

or

Did I Make You Cry on Christmas Day? (Well, You Deserved It!)

and, yes i realise it's an album title but the Kasai Allstars debut last year is brilliant,

In the 7th moon, the chief turned into a swimming fish and ate the head of his enemy by magic.

by Warren Zevon.

I know it's supposed to be a stand-alone title thread, but the whole is so gorgeous I couldn't resist.

Their high point must surely be:
All the people I like are those that are dead.
Honourable mentions for:
Hours of Darkness have changed my mind
Primitive Painters
The Final resting of the Ark

And many, many more.

Brilliant title from a Douglas Adams novel.

Deserve some credit for slightly skew-wiff but poignant song titles, my favourite being "Ol' Red Eyes is Back" another upbeat ditty about alcoholism from them there about an old sot whose eyes will never be blue. I remember Spike Milligan making a joke using that very phrase (about Frank Sinatra's drinking) back in the mid-70s on one of his Q shows.

An excellent title for one of Difford/Tillbrook's lesser and less good titles, tho', to be fair, it was designed and performed in the style of(and written for?) Ol' Blue Eyes, as above.

Johnny Thunders

Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck) - David Ford
I Hate You (But You're Interesting) - Beautiful South
It Takes Blood And Guts To Be This Cool But I'm Still Just A Cliche - Skunk Anansie
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (Is That They Die) - Pony Up
I Like A Boy In Uniform (School Uniform) - The Pipettes

I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive
I Just Don't Like This Kind Of Living
My Son Calls Another Man Daddy
There's A Tear In My Beer
etc.

Morrissey related 'There Is A Boy That Never Goes Out'

Are good at this, titles include:
"The day god begs my forgiveness"
"The sky was so blue it was scary"
"My space-rock tape"
"The girl on the escalator at HMV"
"She played summertime(on the brothel piano)"
.....They are also a very underrated outfit.

By Australian band Mental as Anything - always makes me smile. It's just perfect somehow.

Lawyers, Guns and Money

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner

Poor Pitiful Me

Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World

from Clouds taste metallic

...Pink Floyd

I reckon Dan Treacy could give Moz a run for his money when it comes to maudlin, neurotic self-pity (with a dash of wit).

All The Young Children On Crack
Are We Nearly There Yet?
Christ Knows, I Have Tried
Do You Know What They’re Saying About Me Now?
Do You Think If You Were Beautiful You’d Be Happy?
Don’t Cry Baby, It’s Only A Movie
Evan Doesn’t Ring Me Anymore
Give Me The Gun
God’s Got A Grudge On Me
Hard Luck Story No. 39
How I Learnt To Love The Bomb
I Get Scared When I Don’t Know Where You Are
I Know Where Syd Barret Lives
I Suppose You Think It’s Funny
I Was A Mod Before You Was A Mod
I Wish You Could Love Me For What I Am
I’m Not Like Everybody Else
I’ve Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me
Me And My Big Ideas
Meanwhile In A Luxury Docklands Home
My Very First Nervous Breakdown
No More I Hate you’s
None Of This Will Matter When You’re Dead
Not For The Likes Of Us
Now That I’m A Junkie
Now You’re Just Being Ridiculous
Salvador Dali’s Garden Party
She Loves It When He Sings Like Elvis
She’s Never Read My Poems
Sometimes I Think You Know Me Better Than I Know Myself
Sorry To Embarrass You
Things Have Changed Since I Was A Girl
Time Goes Slowly When You’re Drowning
We Will Be Your Gurus
What If It’s Raining?
Where Bill Grundy Now?
You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are
You, Me & Lou Reed
You’ll Have To Scream Louder

There are some great stand-alone song titles here:
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/wet-tip-hen-ax-good-song-titles
I was going to type in some song titles by The Happy Flowers, and then remembered that I'd already done it. Sample: "If This Gun Were Real (I Could Shoot You And Sleep In The Big Bed With Mummy)"

Owner of a Lonely Heart
Siberian Khatru
Heart of the Sunrise
And You and I

and offered them to someone in a band. He didn't use them.

"Let's Build A Bomb (A Bigger One)"
"The Sound Of A God Giving Birth To Itself"
"Shoot Me With Your Bullets Of Love"

...are not only the best American band you've never heard of, they are also responsible for such great song titles as;

Medicate To Stabilize
Cleo In Her Sputnik
Sleepless 4 Days
This Little Waste Of Time

If he was English, David Steinhart (singer, guitarist, songwriter)would have statues built in his honour, but he's from LA and exhbits the kind of intelligence that city frowns on so, despite nearly a dozen albums of solid magnificence, languishes in obscurity.

" It Ain´t Love but It Ain´t Bad "

(But don't tell anyone I told you)

I forgot to remember to forget her
or
You're right, I'm left she's gone

Surely the kings:

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
A Kiss Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)
etc

and more PSB:
Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend
It Couldn't Happen Here
You Know Where You Went Wrong
We All Feel Better In The Dark

some Pulp:
Do You Remember The First Time?
Sorted For Es and Whizz

and some Cake:
Friend Is A Four Letter Word

I could go on. But it's bed time.

The First Edition

Mama, Don´t Let Your Children Grow Up To Be Cowboys- good advice on so many levels.

by the Manics.

Surely, Parliament and Bootsy Collins have got to feature in this?

Aqua Boogie (A psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadolooop)
Bootzilla.

What about My dwarf is getting tired from Ry Cooder's I, Flathead

The genius that is Michael Marra is mentioned on the randomiser post. He has a way with song titles

Frida Kahlo's vist to the Taybridge Bar
Bob Dylan's visit to Embra
Schenectady Calling Peerie Willie Johnson
Mac Rebennack's Visit To Blairgowrie
Beefhearts And Bones
The Angus Man's Welcome To Mary Stewart
King George III's Return To Sanity
General Grant's Visit To Dundee

A lot of songs about visits !!!

Take me out drinking tonight - not a brilliant title but includes the immortal line (from those of us from north of the border)
Mr. MacEwan, you will be my ruin

And,as mentioned over there, a wonderful live act.

Luke Haines, surely our most undervalued songwriter?

How to Hate the Working Classes
Unsolved Child Murder
The Death of Sarah Lucas
Kenneth Anger's Bad Dream
Light Aircraft On Fire
What Happens When We Die

The 'Bad Vibes' book is brilliant too.

it always made me grin was Spooky Tooth's
"You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw"

in album titles, go Google you Fuckin' Redneck Mexican Assholes

and I mean that in a nice way

John Otway: Beware Of The Flowers ('Cos I'm Sure They're Gonna Get You, Yeah)
AC/DC: It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)
Electric Prunes: I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night

"I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for Ice Cream" seems to me to put a cherry and topping on this lot....

Or perhaps "What's the Use of Getting Sober (If You Going to get Drunk Again?)

How About

Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis
Whistlin' Past The Graveyard
Eggs and Sausage (In a Cadillac with Susan Michelson)

The Divine Comedy:
Death of A Supernaturalist
Count Grassi's Passage over Piedmont
The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count

The Monochrome Set:
The Lighter Side of Dating
The Puerto Rican Fence Climber

The Fall:
The War Against Intelligence
Mere Pseud Mag Editor's Father

also by the Toasties
"LSD (Isn't What it Used to Be)"
"The Best Things in Life are Mine"

and their album "Songs for Swinging Celibates"

"They Didn't Teach Music in My School" was on one of their EPs which also had an instrumental track called "They Did in Mine"

from the Duke Special gig:

Last night i nearly died (but i woke up just in time)

genius.

You're A Whole Different Person When You're Scared
Even A Dog Can Shake Hands

And let's hear it for Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown:

Going To Put A Bar In The Back Of My Car (And Drive Myself To Drink).

Bipolar Bears Take Seattle
Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
Without MSG, I Am Nothing
Random Celebrity Insult Generator
Be Average to Each Other
Dave, Stop Killing Prostitutes

And, yes, it's an album title, but: My Pain and Sadness is More Sad and Painful Than Yours.

Also, Mogwai:
Yes! I am a long way from home.
Mogwai Fear Satan
I Love You, I'm Going to Blow Up Your School

And Superchunk, with Never Too Young to Smoke.

Soaky in the Pooper
A Day Without Glasses
Cigaretiquette
National Talk Like A Pirate Day
Your Sucking Funny Day

My favourite Morrissey one is still

You're the One For Me, Fatty