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lordlichfield's picture

Can anyone help me out on this knotty musical issue?

Are there ever acceptable moments for those talkie bits in songs? Sometimes they come at the beginning before the song really kicks in and sometimes they're there as the replacement instrumental solo/middle 8 bit.

I was told in no uncertain terms by the GF the other night that they are completely unacceptable but I unsuccessfully tried to find a compelling counter-argument.

The best response I could come up with was The Inkspots, who had them in just about every song, which then led me on to Windsor Davies who, in his version of Whispering Grass, climaxes his talkie bit by telling Don Estelle: "I will not have gossip in this jungle."

Any other fors or againsts gratefully received.

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Breaks Co Op

The Other Side has a lovely talkie bit towards the end. I think it works.

Also, Rabbit In Your Headlights, the Thom Yorke/ UNKLE collaboration has a clip from the movie "Jacob's Ladder" in which Danny Aeillo waxes lyrical on death. Very powerful.

So, in the right places, it works.

However the "Future Legend" intro to Diamond Dogs ruins a perfectly good rock song.

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Iainso | 30 June 2009 - 12:29pm

I don't know...

"Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats..." always raises a smile in my house.

As does the word (?) "peoploids".

And it's always good when the Diamond Dogs intro kicks in. Sometimes a crappy moment serves to emphasise the transcendant one that follows it.

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Philip Stout | 1 July 2009 - 9:14am

leader of the pack.

the case for rests.

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Dan Edwards | 30 June 2009 - 12:30pm

Plaistow Patricia

by Ian Dury. I got a hiding from my dad when I put that on for the first time.

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billyous | 30 June 2009 - 12:33pm

Hello, my name is Dicky

and I come from Billericay!

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Six Dog | 30 June 2009 - 1:09pm

By the way where d'you meet him?

1960s girl groups are great at this, particularly The Shangri La's. Leader of the Pack is the most famous example I suppose. Past, Present & Future is probably my favourite. I also like the chat in the middle of Human League's Louise, 'Something truly real'.

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Mike Todd | 30 June 2009 - 12:33pm

ABC

The Look Of Love 'I sigh maybe'

Human League - Circus Of Death 'the narcotic that forges their union...'

Blur - Parklife/ Ernold Same

Pulp - loads of stuff

Moody Blues - In Search Of The Lost Chord

Michael Jackson - start of album version of Don't Stop

Primal Scream - Loaded

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lovelyian | 30 June 2009 - 12:42pm

ABC

"T thought you loved me but it seems you don't care"
"I care enought to know I could never love you"
MASSIVE DRUM ROLL

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Twangothan | 30 June 2009 - 3:28pm

the humorous bits

on rap records don't bear repeat listening . There's the bit on that Rough trade (?) indie collection by quentin crisp (which Danny Baker uses) which has worn better than most of the music that precedes it.

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Chris G | 30 June 2009 - 12:42pm

It was originally off Morgan Fisher's fine album Miniatures


but was included on Pillows & Prayers (the Cherry Red compilation)

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stimpy | 30 June 2009 - 3:48pm

Hello Mabel

by the Bonzos.

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eddie g | 30 June 2009 - 12:46pm

Bonzos had heaps..

Rockaliser Baby "Allright, hands on head, we know to deal with you ageing Teds (Bleedin' Fuzz)"
Narcissus "Hey, you have the same trouble with your trousers that I do"
The Sound Of Music "I took refuge in a nearby cinema. Normally of course I don't go in"
Rhinocratic Oaths "Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected, it was a rather nice young man"
Busted "I proceeded to plod at a porcupine pace when I spotted the accused and decided to give chase"
And of course, The Intro and The Outro "Roy Rogers on Trigger"

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geacher53 | 30 June 2009 - 6:09pm

Big Shot

"Have you got a light, Mac?"
"No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat"

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stimpy | 30 June 2009 - 7:45pm

Canyons of Your Mind

"My darling, in my cardboard coloured dreams..."

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Edward Randell | 30 June 2009 - 9:45pm

Coloured?

I always heard it as "cardboard covered"

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stimpy | 1 July 2009 - 7:28am

stimpy...

Coloured I think it was..
Lets not forget..
"Do you like soul music?"
"No"
"Well do the trouser press, Baby.
1-2-3 KICK!"

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geacher53 | 1 July 2009 - 6:57pm

Ike's talkie bit?

No mention yet for 'By the time i get to phoenix' by (the late great) Isaac Hayes, featuring a talkie bit that has to be over 10 minutes long (not got it to hand, can't check that detail). It's rather good.

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Andrew Cotterill | 30 June 2009 - 12:48pm

Mr Barry White

Lots of spoken seduction in his grooves, oh yes.

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Black Type | 30 June 2009 - 1:02pm

Angel

by Aretha Frankiln.

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Steven C | 30 June 2009 - 1:03pm

"Is she really going out with him?"

Intro to New Rose by The Damned. Still thrilling 33 years on.......

Not sure if bits of film dialogue tacked on to the start of songs is allowed but this one always really gets me..

"I eat too much to die and not enough to stay alive" intro from 4st 7lb by the Manics.

AND

Iggy and Debbie Harry's take on Well Did You Evah? Brilliant

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Six Dog | 30 June 2009 - 1:08pm

The Gift ~ The Velvet Underground

wtf?

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spinoza013 | 30 June 2009 - 1:12pm

Murder Mystery - Velvets again

WTFF?!

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DavidH | 1 July 2009 - 6:27pm

Ex Velvets

John Cale - The Jeweller. Indeed WTF?

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Carl Parker | 1 July 2009 - 7:15pm

Arab Strap

Wouldn't the lack of spoken word put Arab Strap out of business? I know they are, but you know what I mean...

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Mat Riches | 30 June 2009 - 1:21pm

"It's only the children of the f**cking wealthy

who tend to be good looking".

The break in The Stranglers "Ugly" where it all stops and JJ screams the above lines before they hammer back into the song.
Still gives me a thril today!

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Retro Man | 30 June 2009 - 1:28pm

Sir!

I heartily concur with this opinion... or at least I did aged 11.

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man.of.soup | 30 June 2009 - 8:40pm

I love the talking bits...

Hole In My Shoe - Traffic
Graveyard Girl - M83
Did You Pass Thru This Night - Explosions In The Sky
Florian Trout - Jack Frost

I keep meaning to do a CDR of them, but can never remember enough of them at once!

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Neil Jung | 30 June 2009 - 1:28pm

It's actually indexed as...

a separate track, but the Blue Nun operates as a de facto spoken word intro to The Maestro on the Beastie Boys' Check Your Head: "Mm, it does go well with the chicken."

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Albert Edward | 30 June 2009 - 1:33pm

Controversial

But I always find the talky bit at the start if "If you Let me Stay" by Terence Trent D'Arby quite exciting (not sexwise, I hasten to add). Maybe it's the backing.

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milkybarnick | 30 June 2009 - 1:34pm

The 'Loaf

I know it's a little embarrassing but, when it turns up on the old shuffle, me and MrsG quite like speaking along with the 'Hot Summer Night' intro to 'Two out of Thre Ain't Bad'.

We'll get our coats (but they'll be too hot in this weather).

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DavidG | 30 June 2009 - 1:56pm

Everly Brothers - Ebony Eyes

The plane was way overdue, so I went inside to the airlines desk and I said Sir, I wonder why 12-03 is so late. He said Aww, they probably took off late. Or they may have run into some turbulent weather and had to alter their course. I went back outside and I waited at the gate and I watched the beacon light from the control tower as it whipped through the dark ebony skies as if it were searching for my Ebony Eyes. And then came the announcement over the loudspeaker, Would those having relatives or friends on flight number 12-03 please report to the chapel across the street at once

Admit it - you're welling up

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Gatz | 30 June 2009 - 2:02pm

Stretch - Why did you do it...

1-2 !!

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poolhallrichard | 30 June 2009 - 2:46pm

It's one o'clock and time for lunch...

Dum di dum di dum...
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk.

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poolhallrichard | 30 June 2009 - 2:29pm

Me...

I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk.

What was Rutherford on?

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Richie B | 30 June 2009 - 8:22pm

Rutherford was on...

bass and 12-string

:-)

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stimpy | 1 July 2009 - 7:29am

Are you ready Steve? Andy?

Let's goooooooooooooo!

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Archie Valparaiso | 30 June 2009 - 2:35pm

Excellent.

You forgot Mick though.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 1 July 2009 - 10:04am

Okay

Alright fellas?

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Black Type | 1 July 2009 - 10:50am

I always liked Matt johnson's take on this

on The The's Armageddon Days Are Here Again:

"Are you ready Jesus?...uh-uh
Buddha?...yeh
Mohammed?...OK
Well right fellas, let's go!"

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 3:43pm

Eric Burdon

Sky Pilot: What an epic.

San Franciscan Nights: The most embarrassing song ever recorded. But it was the Sixties.

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Five-Centres | 30 June 2009 - 2:40pm

And John Finn's wife...took all the flowers down...from her hair

I love the little bit at the end of Nick Cave's spoken/sung narrative masterpiece "John Finn's Wife", from the album "Henry's Dream".
It has the same tone of voice as the ultimate hammy spoken bit, in Elvis' "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" (the bit that was so hammy that he couldn't do it seriously in later years).

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Nick White | 30 June 2009 - 3:17pm

"Here Comes My Girl" Tom Petty

Sort of talking. Sort of Singing. Sort of great.


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Sheev | 30 June 2009 - 3:30pm

George Jones

We have discussed the magnificent "He stopped loving her today" before - the final verse payoff is all spoken, not a dry eye in the house...

"You know she came to see him one last time
Oh and we all wondered if she would
And it kept running through my mind
This time he's over her for good"

I have something in my eye...

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Twangothan | 30 June 2009 - 3:31pm

You see Robin...

... I've been searching for the young soul rebels, I can't find them anywhere, where have you hidden them? Maybe you should welcome the new soul vision...

A great (near-)ending to a great album. Of course Kev did a lot of this kind of thing, but this bit remains my favourite.

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Metal Mickey | 30 June 2009 - 3:32pm

I dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids

Bit of soft one this but Let It Be was full of "hilarious" intros.

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Charlie Gordon | 30 June 2009 - 3:33pm

"Pick a card, any card...

wrong!"

First words on The Blue Aeroplanes "Jacket Hangs" from their classic Swagger album before the beautiful guitar riff comes in.

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Retro Man | 30 June 2009 - 3:38pm

blue aeroplanes

that's one of my favourite intro's ever - but doesn't 90% of their output come under 'spoken bits'? Gerard's not much of a singer, is he?

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Andrew Cotterill | 30 June 2009 - 6:00pm

Good point

Andrew!

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Retro Man | 30 June 2009 - 6:32pm

E L O

Prologue from Time

Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies... Another time
Where darkness & light are one
And as you tread the halls of sanity
You feel so glad to be
Unable to go beyond
I have a message
From another time..

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MrRadio | 30 June 2009 - 3:38pm

Eldorado Overture

The dreamer, the unworken fool, In dreams, no pain will kiss the brow. The love of ages fills the head. The days that linger there in prey of emptiness, Of burned out dreams. The minutes calling through the years. The universal dreamer rises up above his earthly burden. Journey to the dead of night. High on a hill in eldorado...

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MrRadio | 30 June 2009 - 3:40pm

Bizarre

as I scrolled down to see this on my monitor, this was EXACTLY what was playing on iTunes in the background. To the second.

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 3:44pm

Kris Kristofferson

His song, 'To Beat The Devil' has a loooong talky intro and is interspersed with the telling of a story.

It's an absolute blinder of a song. Great little melody and catchy and tells an interesting story, setting a scene inside a bar.

Go back to your girlfriend with that under your sleeve!

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rhubarb69 | 30 June 2009 - 3:46pm

Jenny Agutter

sighing "I want to have you" in "Wild Horses" by Prefab Sprout

Sorry, I'm lost in a kind of reverie now...

http://open.spotify.com/track/1PI9dVPPv7QRGVPHskw3Vv

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Sheev | 30 June 2009 - 3:55pm

Forever Autumn by Justin

Haywood has some scary speechifying in it.

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Mr Fade | 30 June 2009 - 4:30pm

Billy Bragg

Walk away Renee - absolutely lovery. In just over 2 minutes he perfectly nails the pain of unrequited love.

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Steve Turner | 30 June 2009 - 5:21pm

"There's a rockabilly party on saturday night..."

Lyndsey de Paul who'd got her invite, wasn't it?
Honourable mentions for;
"And where are they now?
The little people of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight"
and from the Hokey Pokey album;
"Look, there's Smiffy coming in the infirmary
He's got a glass eye, ye ken?"
"No, I can't do it!"
"Where'd you find it?"
"Oh, it just came out in the conversation"

Kerr-tisshhh. He's here all week - try the fish.

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skirky | 30 June 2009 - 5:35pm

A pedant writes

Shouldn't that be:

"Naaaw! How'd ye find oot?"

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Lando Cakes | 30 June 2009 - 7:07pm

"Amoebas are very small"

Likky on 'A Very Cellular Song".

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ella guru | 30 June 2009 - 5:43pm

Hey, Rosita ...

... come va .........

Out of the middle of Spanish Stroll. I saw Mink DeVille by accident in 1977 (they were supporting Dr Feelgood in Hanley) and when Ruben the bass player came to the mic and started reeling that off, EVERYONE in the victoria hall had an erect-neck-hair moment.

This is still one of my favourite gig moments of all time (and he dragged it out for about 2 mins, which was even better)

Sadly, Willy De is very poorly indeed now, - but check out the vid (I'm off to ebay to find me a pair of cuban heels - man, was he cool)


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jonjump | 30 June 2009 - 5:48pm

And the gig is on Wolfgangs Vault

although only the feelgood's bit, not the De Villes. I skipped doing my history homework to be there.

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jonjump | 29 August 2009 - 6:40pm

Good suggestions all

I would go far as to say that a spoken interlude is always a good thing. I can't think of any bad ones - and if there are, they'd be worse without the spoken bit.

A bit like melodicas, the presence of which is another reliable indicator of quality.

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Lando Cakes | 30 June 2009 - 7:09pm

Peace Frog

"Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding/Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind." I'm not entirely sure if this doesn't detract the worth of a great tune?

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DavidH | 30 June 2009 - 8:52pm

It's a movement

Can you really be saying that the Lizard King's poetry is, in fact, a bit crap? If so, that makes two of us.

In the context of that song, I do think it works well though I see your point. However, its inclusion certainly improves the poetry, thereby leading to an net increase in overall quality. Therefore my theory still stands:-)

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Lando Cakes | 30 June 2009 - 9:09pm

Hmmmm...

;-)

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DavidH | 1 July 2009 - 6:22pm

Louise

by the Human League is the exception that proves the rule. Decent tune, abysmal speakage.

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Molesworth | 30 June 2009 - 9:35pm

Be My Girl Sally - The Police

Great entertainment for any 13-14 year old lad!

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Uncle Wheaty | 30 June 2009 - 7:15pm

Ah yes...

Ivor Biggun.

No, really.

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Black Type | 30 June 2009 - 11:30pm

I Trawl the Megahertz

is all spoken by one of the most beautiful speaking voices I've ever heard

And it will make you cry

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Sheev | 30 June 2009 - 7:16pm

This made me cry...

I always meant to buy 'I trawl the megahertz', and you reminded me, so i search my normal online retailer...

http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/122795/-/Product.html?searchstring=I+Tra...

...and decided against it

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Andrew Cotterill | 30 June 2009 - 9:03pm

Yikes!

That would make anyone's pips squeak.

Bit less wallet-pounding here

http://www.amazon.co.uk/I-Trawl-Megahertz-Paddy-McAloon/dp/B00008Y2IZ

Incidentally - it seems to have disappeared from Spotify

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Sheev | 30 June 2009 - 9:44pm

Establishing shots

On a related theme, the 'scene setters' or 'establishing shots' that used to be sung at the start of songs could be quite classy, especially when voiced by Frank and Ella:

"My story is much to sad to be told,
But practically everything leaves me totally cold,
The only exception I know is the case,
When I'm out on a quiet spree, fighting vainly the old ennui,
then I suddenly turn and see
your fabulous face

I get no kick from champagne..."

or

"Summer journeys to Niag'ra
and to other places aggra-
vate all our cares.
We'll save our fares!

I've a cozy little flat in
what is known as old Manhattan
we'll settle down
right here in town!

We'll have Manhattan..."

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DougieJ | 30 June 2009 - 7:26pm

Good call, Dougie

Here's my favourite Ella intro (with the possible exception of "Manhattan"). It opens the wonderful "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered":

After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, I'm awake
With no Bromo-Seltzer handy
I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink...

I'm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I...

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Nick White | 30 June 2009 - 7:31pm

Eight bars of piano!!

Followed by.....

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poolhallrichard | 30 June 2009 - 7:38pm

Hello CD listeners

The original pressing (don't look for it, it's not there anymore) of Tom Petty's Full Moon Fever CD contained a bonus track between proper tracks 5 and 6 entitled "Hello CD listeners". From memory it went like this:

"Hello CD listeners. We have reached the point in this album where those listening on record or cassette will have to get up and turn the record, or cassette, over. In fairness to those listeners we will now take a brief moment before we begin side two.

Thank you, here's side two."

Much as I abhor 'skits' I thought it worked - it was original, amusing and over very quickly. The accompaniment to Tom's narration was Del Shannon providing farmyard noises in perhaps his last recorded output before his death.

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sjc1970 | 30 June 2009 - 8:46pm

I always loved this little bit of Lynne/Petty whimsy

sandwiched as it was between Runnin' Down A Dream and his (nice, if near identical to the original) cover of Feel a Whole Lot Better. It was perfect.

I'm just listening to this and trnscribing. What it says (and the orignal post was damn close) is:

"Hello CD listeners! We have reached the point in this album where those listening on cassette, or records, will have to stand up, or sit down, and turn over the record, or tape. In fairness to those listeners we will now take a few seconds before we begin side two.

Thank you, here's side two."

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 3:56pm

Mr Bowie has done a few of merit...

And in the death
As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare
The shutters lifted in inches in Temperance Building
High on Poacher's Hill
And red mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City
No more big wheels
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald
Any day now - The Year of the Diamond Dogs

Honourable mentions to the scary whispers and weekend freak story on Zappa's "We're only in it for the Money".

And of course "Father, 'yes son?', I want to kill you. Mother? I want to fwuearrrahhhhhhghh", - thanks Jim!

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nicktf | 30 June 2009 - 8:49pm

Not forgetting

Glass Spider - very popular round these parts...


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Black Type | 30 June 2009 - 11:36pm

I'm truly sorry

On a recent thread I tried to defend parts of this concert...but after forcing myself to watch the horrorfest above, I solemnly ask for absolution.

I will now join a monastery and repent.

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Black Type | 30 June 2009 - 11:47pm

Ministry

How about this one


Or This (long silent bit first)


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Doods | 30 June 2009 - 9:23pm

Hell yeah

the start of JBMH is almost as good as the song itself. And the song is damn good.

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 3:59pm

Shorley Wall - Ooberman

Like a broken arrow, I'll catch the tail wind and draw the clouds, burning sugar, as black as smoke, closing walls; I open my heart.

She sings when she hurts. It's good to sink deep inside, to my only touchstone.

She's a friend in the dark, my strength, my memories. She delights in torture, but she holds my hand and never shields me.

Because the best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?

Let me close my eyes and lie invisible, and perhaps the clouds will pass through me.

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Nigel U | 30 June 2009 - 9:29pm
Cookieboy | 30 June 2009 - 9:37pm

[double post]

[double post]

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Edward Randell | 30 June 2009 - 9:44pm

There's a Long John Baldry track that starts with his long

description of a tiresome encounter with the police. The band strike up in a suitably angry manner. It was included in last year's BBC4 documentary.

Art of Noise "Close to the Edit". ZTT artists used speech a lot: Ian MacShane contributed to a Grace Jones album. Steinski "Number Three on Flight Eleven". Everything by Drag Racing Underground. Slint did a lot of talking. Kate Bush incorporates scripted dialogue into side two of her "Hounds of Love" album. I'm trying to avoid mentioning poems and short stories set to music, Gavin Bryars or Bruce Gilbert manipulating found sounds, recording studio chat by The Pixies, one-liners in novelty songs, and Stan Freberg.

The final line of "24 Hours From Tulsa" is more spoken than sung.

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Robin Clarke | 1 July 2009 - 9:58pm

More Paddy

There's another talkie bit on the gorgeous One Of The Broken off Jordan The Comeback,viz :'Hi, this is God here/Talking to me used to be such a simple affair/Moses only had to see a burning bush/And he'd pull up a chair'. Cue tune of genius.

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Graham Johns | 30 June 2009 - 10:48pm

If you sounded like this bloke you'd never stop talking

I give you Larry Jon Wilson, possibly the best voice in the world. He likes a preliminary natter now and again, as on this great song : Larry Jon Wilson - Sheldon Churchyard

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Graham Johns | 30 June 2009 - 11:28pm

Never a truer word from Strummer

'Fuckin long, innit?' from Magnificent 7.
Brilliant song though.

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PaddyH | 30 June 2009 - 11:36pm

Celtic Troubabore

Van 'I'm a poet' Morrison's 'Co(r)ney Island' anyone? One long ill advised spoken interlude

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PaddyH | 30 June 2009 - 11:38pm

The Velvets again

Velvet Underground 1969 Live (greatest live album ever, but I guess that's another thread,eh?). Lou Reed's long and remarkably friendly "let's all get comfy" address to what sounds like a very sparse Texas crowd before the band eases into I'm Waiting For My Man. I know that technically it's not part of the song, but to my ears it's inseparable, perhaps partly because this was the first Velvets record I ever heard. Couldn't have asked for a better and more welcoming introduction.

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Ian McGillis | 1 July 2009 - 2:41am

Best Bruce song. Ever.

"In Candy's room there are pictures of her heroes on the wall.."

Especially spine-tingling for the way it passes almost imperceptibly from speaking into singing. Later there's a guitar solo to die for. Bruce would be assured of a spot in rock Valhalla even if he'd never done anything else.

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Ian McGillis | 1 July 2009 - 2:55am

Daydream Believer - or is it 7A?

This is the spoken word bit before DB kicks in properly

Nesmith - "7A..."
Jones - "What's that number again?"
Nesmith, Tork & Dolenz - (shouting) "SE-VEN A!!!"
Jones - "no need to shout - just because I'm short..."

***************************
Ever since childhood, I have wondered why Davey Jones had to refer to the song as "7A"? Is it some sort of sonic clapperboard device. Or is it so that the band can make sure that they are all on the same actual page? What's wrong with calling it "Daydream Believer?".

See, the song hasn't even started yet and its enigmatic spell is already being cast. Aside from the greatness of the song, the 6 O'clock alarm "rings" just as Jones sings that line and carries on right up until the end of the next verse. Probably the coolest use of an alarm clock since Peter Pan.

Any more alarm clocks in rock? No, I'm only joshing.

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Austin | 1 July 2009 - 4:16am

The one behind the orchestral build

in Day In The Life.

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stimpy | 1 July 2009 - 7:33am

You broke my heart 'Cause I

You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't dance
You didn't even want me around
And now I'm back, to let you know
I can really shake 'em down....

Do you love me! - the Contours

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reginabsmooth | 1 July 2009 - 6:40am

Still Waters Run Deep - The Four Tops

"walk with me...take my hand"


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Sheev | 1 July 2009 - 6:45am

Gang of Four

How about talking behind the singing? Damaged Goods and Armalite rifle always worked for me.
And there is a Peel session of Microdisney doing "and he descended into Hell" with the first lines spoken rather than sung that I loved - and of course cannot find now the cassette has worn out.

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paulwright | 1 July 2009 - 8:18am

"I was faced with a choice at a difficult age.......

Should I write a book or should I take to the stage

But at the back of my head I heard distant feet

Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat......"

We have a weiner!!!!!

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Six Dog | 1 July 2009 - 9:00am

Or even...

"Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad, too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant, in a West End town
Call the police, there's a madman around
Running down underground to a dive bar
In a West End town"

As I seem to remember being highlighted in another thread - a perfect film pitch!

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DougieJ | 2 July 2009 - 8:42pm

Lemon Jelly/Ramblin' Man

Lengthy intro and outro featuring the voice of John Standing being interviewed by someone from Lemon Jelly's dad about travel.

Gorgeous song, one of my all-time favourites.


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Five-Centres | 1 July 2009 - 9:10am

Grace Jones

'Johnny Marr with your theatrics, your acting's a drag'
Private Life

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lovelyian | 1 July 2009 - 9:11am

J'en ai marre:

French for "I've had it up to here". (Writes a pedant.)

I have it on good authority that the *singer* was the Smith Ms Jones couldn't stand.

NB One of the above sentences is made up...

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nigelthebald | 5 July 2009 - 5:55pm

But yeah, Ian,

whatever she's saying it's bloody great. She gives it a chilling intensity that Chrissie H's original lacks.

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nigelthebald | 5 July 2009 - 5:57pm

In ancient times...

...hundreds of years before the dawn of history....


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Richie B | 1 July 2009 - 9:36am

"Whosoever shall be found

without the soul for getting down"

Vincent Price and MJ working on original voiceover intro to Thriller

Check the contrast between the speaking voices of the two

Also features the best demonic laugh of all time - courtesy Mr P.

http://open.spotify.com/track/2Nb8yAzBNZgOwjSzUpcXaT

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Sheev | 1 July 2009 - 9:36am

and

the little "aw-riight" at the end of the take.

Priceless (no pun inteneded)

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 4:11pm

Franks Wild Years

"Never could stand that dog.." Great stuff!

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masked tortilla | 1 July 2009 - 9:45am

Nick Lowe

In the original Brinsley Schwarz recording of "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?"

"We must have peace. More peace and love. If just for the children of the new generation."

http://open.spotify.com/track/3wEj6njz1GJnor5QNNIo5k

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Thomas the Rhymer | 1 July 2009 - 10:08am

Patti Smith

The Boy Looked at Johnny - and Punk was born.

http://open.spotify.com/track/1SaG4B1Q6sRvzGnTGASiqn

See also "Birdland"

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Sheev | 1 July 2009 - 10:19am

Or the whole Babelogue intro to Rock n Roll Nigger...

"In heart I'm an American Woman. LENNY......!"

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Six Dog | 1 July 2009 - 10:29am

Not me baby I'm too precious...

...fuck off

A friend of mind liked this so much he made a special long version by taping up to FO then retaping it over and over again so it went "Not me baby I'm too precious - fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off etc."

I suppose being told to fuck off repeatedly by Chrissie Hynde does something to a certain sort of chap.

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Twangothan | 1 July 2009 - 7:02pm

for anyone who was a goth...

...in the mid-late eighties there is nothing that beats Mr Wayne Hussey, and the line -

'i still believe in god, but god no longer believes in me.'

intro to wasteland, track one, side one, debut 'real' album.

cojones the size of coconuts to put such utter, utter tosh so front and centre.

Shivers down my spine just thinking about it.

i loved it then, and will always love it, in the face of all reason.

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colsafc | 1 July 2009 - 7:18pm

Vincent Price

on Iron Maidens Number Of The Beast (Woe to you oh earth and see etc).

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Rigid Digit | 1 July 2009 - 7:26pm

Two very similar spoken bits

Propaganda on Dr Mabuse and Shack on Finn, Sophie, Bobby and Lance both have Edgar Allan Poe derived quotes
"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream".
I'm not sure if either song gives a verbatim quote.

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Carl Parker | 1 July 2009 - 9:15pm

I'm Charlie, you know?

I'm Norman, pleased to meet you
and I'm Mickey, hello
Wilko
I'm Johnny, how you doing, all right?
My name...is Davey
...and I'm Ian, and guess what?
WHAT?

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Captain Underpants | 2 July 2009 - 6:43am

I don't think we've had this one...

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep. everything is all right.

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Black Type | 2 July 2009 - 9:02am

somewhere

Somewhere down this crazy river - Robbie Robertson

But I also downloaded Paddy Mcaloon I trawl the Megahertz on the recommenadation of a previous thread.

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Los Aromas | 2 July 2009 - 8:27pm

Starting All Over Again - by...

Mel and Tim. Best song the Chi-lites never recorded.

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Bigsby | 2 July 2009 - 9:25pm

"Hi boys and girls!

...I'm Jimmy Carl Black, I'm the Indian of the group"

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nicktf | 2 July 2009 - 10:14pm

Are You Hung Up,

Are You Hung up, Are You Hung Up?

Allegedly Clapton on Uncle Meat.

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Badlands | 5 July 2009 - 3:23pm

Sandwiches, Kool-Aid and

chips for all the shoulders (lunch is on the table now dessert is on the floor) - Sabrina Paste and Plato by Jellyfish.

Related -
'This isn't a discotheque darling, it's the theatre of the stars' (Imperial Drag) - sounds like Leslie Phillips (but probably isn't).

Not really spoken, but the interludes in '(Remember) Walking In the Sand' are awesome.

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Badlands | 5 July 2009 - 3:22pm

Much Frankness

She had a snake for a pet and an Amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf (but she hadn't done yet).

Montana
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up, Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night ( really pleased to see Dweezil & Co play this at Symphony Hall).

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Badlands | 5 July 2009 - 3:29pm

Kiss My Aura, Dora

How about Dinah-Moe Humm? Most of the verses are, in fact, spoken and only break into an actual song during the chorues.

Just your mention of tweezers reminded me of the zircon-encrusted ones towrds the end of DMH.

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illuminatus | 5 July 2009 - 6:47pm

John Stewart released a live album

around 1975 called "The Phoenix Concerts" that has several spoken bits, all terrific. The best one is in the middle of possibly his best known (or at any rate, his least unknown) song, 'California Bloodlines.' Urging the crowd to sing along, he tells us not to worry about what the person next to you will think because he's too busy trying to look cool. "On our tombstones it's gonna say, 'He didn't have any fun, but he was cool!'" RIP John.

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Mark JF | 5 July 2009 - 3:40pm

Mother Country from the original California Bloodlines album

starts with a spoken intro (and is mostly spoken) - sounds a lot like John Cash: -

There was a story in the San Francisco Chronicle that of course I forgot to save
But it was about a lady who lived in the 'good old days'
When a century was born and a century had died
And about these 'good old days' the old lady replied
"Why they were just a lot of people doing the best they could"
"Just a lot of people doing the best they could"
And then the lady said that they did it, "pretty up and walking good"

What ever happened to those faces in the old photographs
I mean, the little boys…….
Boys? . . . . . Hell they were men
Who stood knee deep in the Johnstown mud
In the time of that terrible flood
And they listened to the water, that awful noise
And then they put away the dreams that belonged to little boys

epic stuff!

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Badlands | 5 July 2009 - 3:58pm

Maybe the place to ask...

Peace in the Valley by Alabama 3 (off Exile on Coldharbour Lane) has a spoken intro that sounds - to me - like something from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ... is it? Does anyone know where that intro is from? Ta

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Glenbervie | 6 July 2009 - 10:27pm

Can't believe no-one's yet suggested

Steely Dan.

Hey Nineteen.

The utter masters of everything and anything musical demonstrate just how a spoken interlude should be done.

Two minutes twenty in, little instrumental break, just a few words.

"Nice.."

Bit of gentle Rhodes

"Sure looks good.."

A little more twiddling

"Skate a little lower now.."

Masterful.

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Lenny Law | 6 July 2009 - 11:01pm

And I can't believe....

...that no-one's mentioned 'Are Friends Electric?' yet. A fabulous record - the first one I bought, I think - but I'm undecided about whether the talkie bit needs to be there (and am certainly unable to decipher it), though it does allow for some dramatic tension to be racked up...

Maybe somebody should post the OGWT clip of it so we can all have a fully-informed 'What IS he saying there?' discussion...

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Colin H | 6 July 2009 - 11:45pm

Ah. Well.

On the inner sleeve it talks of "deals and SU's"

SU's?! I assumed it was some sort of slang reference to something I was too young to understand. But now I think the word is "issues".

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Austin | 7 July 2009 - 10:04am

One of the pukiest bits of talking ever

is Charlene on 'I've never Been To Me'. Some blether about the baby in your arms and the man you fought with this morning .... 'the same one you're going to make love to tonight'. Record should have come with a sick bag.

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Richard Raftery | 24 July 2009 - 8:07pm

A great one

On the way home tonight Guy Clark's song Homeless from his album The Dark came on the MP3.
The verses are spoken while the chorus is sung.

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Carl Parker | 24 July 2009 - 11:03pm

My Prayer Book and .. a cricket baaag

For some reason I suddenly thought of the David Frost spoof of 'Deck Of Cards' (and the ISIRTA spoof of this by Bill Oddie)

'You see, Sir, when I look at the cricket ball...
I think of God's Earth, spinning in the firmament.

When I look at the two umpires,
I think of those other two umpires at York and Canterbury... there's no throwing there!

And when I look at the three cricket stumps...
I think of the three virtues or of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego!

And when I look at the four bails...
I think of the Gaderene swine... or at least, four of them!

And when I look at the six balls in an over,
I remember that is just half the number of the disciples!

And when I look at the eight balls in an Australian over...
I remember that is just two thirds the number of disciples!

And when I look at the eleven men in a team...
I think of the 'Ten Commandments'... plus one!

So you see, Sir, my cricket bag serves me as my Bible,
my prayer book and my... cricket bag.'

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Badlands | 27 July 2009 - 7:55pm
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