Sperm for Tickets

Can't get tickets for the festival of you choice? Fear not for here's a new way to pay.

This was reported on Hotpress.com before anyone starts jumping to conclusions about how I came (HELLO!) across it.

Marvellous...

now there will be even more wa**ers at gigs than before.

Patrick Crowther | 12 March 2008 - 7:50pm

Plus lots more. . .

. . . solo acts

Archie Valparaiso | 12 March 2008 - 8:20pm

Doctor, my eyes

Just wait until after April 6 when all the Glastonbury lottery losers begin clutching at straws. You won't be able to hear yourself think over all the frigging noise.

Vulpes Vulpes | 12 March 2008 - 7:54pm

A ticket in the hand etc.

Touts will be gathering up tickets hand over fist to resell, while the rest of us can only wonder how many tickets have slipped through our fingers over the years. (I thank you!)

Steven C | 12 March 2008 - 10:37pm
Archie Valparaiso | 12 March 2008 - 11:21pm

Don't

Don't take this topic too seriously, it's just something I tossed off

Pat Carty | 12 March 2008 - 11:53pm

I think

It's a little premature for that.

Fraser Lewry | 13 March 2008 - 7:58am

It'll come

Thangyew.

Archie Valparaiso | 13 March 2008 - 8:19am

love comes...

...in spurts?

Mr Drayton | 13 March 2008 - 1:20pm