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Sorry
Posted by Neil Walker on 5 December 2008 - 12:32pm.
I'm truly sorry. Please accept an apology for the monstrosity that is the movie AUSTRALIA, cruelly unleashed on the world by my fellow countrymen and Sheilas. Nobody should have to suffer Nicole Kidman's Botoxed bonce for 2 hours 30 minutes plus.
Forgive us, for we knew not what we did.
Please accept this peace offering. Let's forget all that unsavoury 'tourism ad disguised as big budget movie' business...
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So that's the Shins...
...I really have been missing out. Duh.
Don't be too harsh
Kevin Spacey is very sensitive to criticism, y'know.
But you also gave us The Castle...
...so I reckon you're still in credit.
If you liked The Castle
Watch The Dish (if you haven't already). Another bewdy of a comedy from the same writers as The Castle.
No need to apologise
After all, we gave the world Guy Ritchie.
Lock, Stock was alright
Stopped watching 'em after Snatch. Revolver didn't even get a cinema or even a DVD release in Australia, which says a lot.
Agree with you
but Baz is a repeat offender. Who can forget the horror of 'Moulin Rouge"?
I'd rather Moulin Rouge than lockstock
any day of the week. Lockstock just looks like a 90 minute lager commercial.
Those cuddly Aussies
In no way is there anything close to apartheid still going on over there.
Oh Aye Stan..
..which faultless corner of the free world do you park your judgemental behind in?
Nothing faultless about me or my part of the world...
...but my conscience is clear every time it comes to who got my vote.