Entertainment For Lively Minds
Songs from Behind the Sofa
Posted by OrangePeel on 7 April 2011 - 10:47pm.
Longtime reader first-time post starter...so forgive me
This may have been done a while ago but the whole 1976edness of BBC4 recently made me realise how much Fox and her s-s-s-single bed actually scared me back when I was eight.
Slightly earlier scary acts of TOTP were Sparks Ron Maels eyes (and moustache) following me round the room during "This Town Ain't Big Enough for the both us"..
And of course - the Pertwee era Dr Who Theme. I was fine with the show itself - and with clowns too - no problem at all with Charlie Caroli.
Nowadays the reverse may be true...early Dr Who themes - fantastic.
"This Town Ain't Big Enough for the both us" - amazing!
But Clowns...now I'm not so sure..
Any other s-s-s scary songs?
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First time I heard
In The Air Tonight, in the dark, on headphones. Scared the bejeezus out of me.
Try
uber muppet Leo Sayer doing'I won't let the show go on' again,1971.I thought(think) it was great.But my sister used to shit herself.Maybe she still does,she's only 52..welcome from another shy virgin.Long time since I said that.Sighs.
Hey Matthew by Karel Fialka
A neighbour who looked like Paddy Considine's character in Submarine gave six-year-old me the 7" single in 1987. It scared the life out of me.
The inclusion of the phrase "political stunt" baffled me back then, too. I knew what 'political' meant and I knew what a 'stunt' was but marrying the two brought to mind Mrs Thatcher (or, as she was known in my grandad's house, "That Bloody Woman") jumping over a row of London buses on a motorbike a la Mr Knievel.
Dark Side of the Moon
Still can't listen to it having been scared to death by it in the back seat of my Dad's Cortina in the late seventies. That laughing . . . yeesh.
(Obligatory joke alert) (All together now) - I was twenty seven at the time . . . .
disembodied laughter
even after 30 years, the laughter that suddenly appears at the beginning of Behind The Gardens...Under The Tree by Swiss harp maestro Andreas Vollenweider can make me jump if it comes up on shuffle.
The elongated "Wellllllll...." at the beginning of John Hiatt's Ride Along has the same effect
Used to listen to it stoned
in the day. Now I don't smoke pot and the first time I listened to it straight was also my last. Bad trip, man.
Not "scary" exactly but ...
My early days of following pop music were conducted under the wing of my big sister. One of the records she loved, and so I subsequently grew to love, was My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder. I was about 6 at the time and she went and spoiled it all by telling me that Stevie Wonder was blind. When you're 6 the idea of being blind is really frightening and upsetting and I couldn't - and still can't - listen to the record without feeling really sad. My analyst tells me it's just something I have to work through.
p.s. Good topic, OrangePeel and welcome aboard.
Dion
that laughing...it was my mum..I think..(sobs)
I frightened myself once, ...
... unintentionally I hasten to add, at about 4:00 am one Sunday morning by playing 'The Jezebel Spirit' (from Brian Eno & David Byrne's 'My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts') in the dark.
Laurie Anderson
O Superman. That could do a seven year old's head in, I can vouch for that.
Oh Lord, yes!
One up arrow from me
Agreed. And this too
Spooky 9/11 coincidences aside...still proper spooky
Just found this. Lovely stuff.
My beloved Negativland
Fatboy Slim - The Rockerfeller Skank
I'll never forget the first time I heard this on the radio waking from a slumber in the middle of the night after a few beverages. The endless repitition of 'check it out now, the funk soul brother...', etc whilst being only half awake did make me feel like I was having some kind of episode. I was a bit freaked out.
I had a similar experience
I had a similar experience with that Baz Luhrmann thing. I woke up with a dry mouth, the 'big light' on and a voice telling me to look after my knees as I'd miss them when they were gone. I thought I'd pegged it and it was the big man talking to me.
My Mum, as a wee girl...
... was scared of Mick Jagger.
I can remember being slightly discomforted by
Frank Ifield's teeth.
I don't think
that this comment can ever be improved upon
Maybe if he took them out of the glass?
Less scarey?
ELO and the White Noise
I was thrilled/scared by the voice made out of thunder on 'Standin' in the Rain' by ELO (aged about 5 - I was probably only playing it because my parents had the version of 'Out of the Blue' on blue vinyl).
For actually freaking me out, the second side of 'An Electric Storm' by The White Noise still does the job from time to time:
I am the God of Hellfire...And I bring you...
...sheer bloody terror.
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. Yikes.
Manfred Mann singing the "Mighty Quinn" on TOTP
in about 1968. I think someone on stage was wearing a heavy woolly coat or something, and when taken with the "eskimo gets here" line it scared the bejeebus out of me for some reason.
I was seven or eight though.
Blondie - One way or Another
Terrifying.
Brrrrrrr
Going on a camping trip with my friends
when I was a teenager and playing Echoes by Pink Floyd on a cassette recorder in the middle of the night....Spooky!
The coda
to Strawberry Fields Forever and the orchestral crescendo in Day In The Life used to scare me
Definitely
the coda in Strawberry Fields. My Mum had the Red and Blue albums, and I remember listening to them on CD at the age of SIXTEEN and going cold when that wibbly coda came in unexpected.
I always think
there's something very disturbing about the lock groove on the outro to Sgt. Peppers.
The whole of Atom Heart
The whole of Atom Heart Mother by the Floyd freaked my tiny mind when played by my older brother - especially the 'Mind your throats please' section (from 5:16 in the vid). Even now I have to listen between my fingers...
Ulp!
Lou Reed's laugh-a-minute 1973 opus Berlin reaches its apotheosis with The Kids, which is undoubtedly the biggest bummer I've ever heard on record. And there's a bit where, well, have a listen to this, if you dare. Made me jump out of my skin when I first heard it. Still very hard to listen to, though it's a truly great album.
Is this the track...
..where the kids recorded crying on the track had been told that their mother had been killed in an accident to make them cry for the microphone?
Don't think I could recommend it if true?
Urban myth
I'd heard that story too, but I've also heard it rebutted, such as here [taken from WMFU's Beware of the Blog]:
Thanks
Have to say I'm glad it's not true - the original story turns my stomache.
sceeeeery
hi sweetie!
hmmm, i can't recall any *songs* that have scared me but the video for "owner of a lonely heart" gave me the creeps because of the snakes...(i like snakes now, tho!)- and "mexican radio", can't pinpoint just one reason!! also, joe jackson used to scare me (now i love him!) and kim wilson from th fabulous thunderbirds gave me the serious creeps!
oh, and anything by phil collins ;)
Music For Films a bit too loud
When having the Fear in Golders Green in the mid 80s at 4am - cause or effect? Still shuddering 25 years later.
A few years back I was leaving the Metrocentre one grey wintry evening, it was nearly deserted and I was going over the footbridge to the railway station. Normally they play really shite musak but for some reason it was 'Abide With Me' by a brass band - I freely admit to being susceptible to a brass band - as I walked out the far end the last note merged seamlessly into the fading scream of some machinery from over the river in the Vickers tank factory and it was one of those illusory moments when the whole world seemed to be watching me. I still dream about it and I still find the song when I hear it even more upsetting than it already was.
The Boiler - Special AKA
There is an horrendous scream in this. I remember being featured in Sunday's Radio 1 top 40 rundown with someone like Peter Powell, doing the full "that's a sensation, isn't it?" as if it was the latest Shakatak song.
King Crimson
I think it was 1970, and I'd just purchased on the recommendation of an older, hipper friend an excellent compilation 'sampler' album on the Island label.."Nice Enough To Eat". I'd never heard of the likes of Nick Drake, Mott the Hoople, not to mention Dr Strangely Strange. But when the searing riff and disembodied vocals of '21st Century Schizoid Man' jumped out of the speakers, that was a bit of a scary (but thrilling) moment.
By the way those early Island samplers were great value. Others were 'You Can All Join In' and 'Bumpers' Anyone know if these are available on CD ?
Nice Enough To Eat
A really important album for me in my youth. It opened up a whole world of new adventurous music. I loved the Island samplers. Most of the music can now be found on the Island 3xCD box set 'Strangely Strange But Oddly Normal' currently £12.43 from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strangely-Strange-But-Oddly-Normal/dp/B0027CASE...
I do believe there was a 'Nice Enough To All Join In' CD a few years ago but I expect it's been deleted by now.
Frankie Teardrop
by Suicide, when Alan Vega starts screaming.
Also the spoken bit in Bowie's All The Madmen.
Nico - Innocent And Vain
A cold Germanic lady singing a mournful minor key dirge with only a harmonium for accompaniment, bookended by screeching and wailing electronic sounds, as if someone had tied a Moog to a rack and were probing it with red hot pokers.
I believe Morrissey used to use it as his gig introduction music in the mid 90s. Now that's how to warm up a crowd!
I wonder who you think you are.
You damn well think you're God or something. God give life, God taketh it away, not you. I think you are the Devil itself.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*hides, weeps*
(If I remember correctly, the spoken intro to this song is the statement read by the mother of one of Hindley and Brady's victim outside the court at their trial. It's the way she says "devil ITSELF" rather than "himself" that I find so terrifying.)
I never knew that
I'd always assumed it was a line fom 'Brimstone and Treacle' (with absolutely no evidence to support that) but your explanation just makes so much more sense.
It's the barely noticeable 'quaver' in the lady's voice that really gives it its power for me - a sense of floods of emotion just below the surface being barely kept in check.
Just looked it up.
You made me doubt myself, Paul, and you were right to. It was the mother of a murder victim outside a courtroom, but not a Moors victim. Yorkshire Ripper, as it turns out.
This used to freak me out as a young'un...
the true horror of the 'b' side.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh
Bad trips
I think I may have mentioned some or all of these before but Love 'Forever Changes' I find quite creepy like on Red Telephone at the end where the spoken vocal says 'they're locking them up to day and throwing away the key...we all want our freedom, freedom, freedom and then a kind of Uncle Tom voice goes 'all God's children gotta have their freedom'. Then there's A House Is Not A Motel with reference to blood coming from the tap. Like snatches from a bad trip. The vibe is quite troubling here and there.
Also Nico 'Desertshore', often quite weird with it's trumpets and doomy, deathly sound. It's the drugs again.
And finally Can 'Aumgn' from Tago Mago - soundtrack to a nightmare. Gives me the willies somewhat.
The Dame
Sense Of Doubt is extremely disquieting, even though I've heard it a gazillion times.
And the 'Hindley' laughing soundtrack within The Smiths' Suffer Little Children remains one of the most chilling moments ever heard in pop music.
My Top Five Chillers
The Very Things
Boards Of Canada - backwards!
3:01 - '...a god with hooves...a god with horns..'
Pete and Kate
Kraftwerk - Kometenmelodie 1
Come To Daddy
Come to Daddy wins
in most cases.
Creepy
Last track on side 1 of Brian Eno's "Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)" creeps me out every time I hear it. It conveys to me a very, very menacing feeling, and at the end everything else fades away except the horrible insectoid background sound that carries on alone before eventually fading right to the final groove of the vinyl so that you have to lift the arm off the record to completely stop it.
Obviously I was young and of a delicate disposition but
Ball of Confusion by The Temptations. I think it was the grunting 'One (pause) Two (pause)' intro followed by a gut rattling bass and intense vocals describing some kind of apocalypse.
Jeepster by T.Rex upset me from 'And I'm gonna SUCK ya' followed by a sweries of pants and screams. I wasn't aware of the sexual lust being expressed at the time.
The whole of The Man Who Sold The World album (especially After All) but The Bewley Brothers off Hunky Dory always freaked me out at the end 'Lay my place.... I'm starving for my gravy...' I think it was the accent (very strange for a young northerner)