Please please 'em
All you need is vole
Come to get her
Tomorrow never wonks
Yellow brain emus
The long and winding Dora
If I needed me noose
I'm only peelings
With a little help from my finders
Lucy in the sky with Nomad Sid
Happiness is a warm gnu
Polythene map
For you lube

one day like shit
all down the nile
hot star

Always Crashing In The Same Arc

The Prettiest Rats

not forgetting

Mantras

The Rain Snog
Black God
Stairway to Ah! Neve.
Hots On For Newer Ho
For your File
Trampled Rotund Foe
Ramble? No!
Communication Beard Wonk
Going To Foil A Narc, I
I can't quit you, abbé
Whole Lotta Vole
Dazed And So Fecund
When The Levee Brakes

Al Green - Tired Of Being O'Neal

DC5 - Little Bitty Pretty Eno

Bowie - Aladdin Sean

The Smiths - Ska

Songs Of Vole
Everybody Wonks
Popsinger's Fear Of The Len C*nt Pool
Victory For The Comic Emus
Gin Soaked Yob
Note To Elfs

Vole Will Tear Us Apart

...Good Year For The Sores

The Logical Snog

Street Fighting Nam
Jailhouse Cork
The Boys Are Back In Nowt
Folsom Prison Lubes

Dark Side Of The Mono

Born to Urn

I Don't Like Dynamos

(I Can't Get No) Satan if Stoic

Try and Love A Gina
The Sad Face

ABBA - On and On and No

Stay With Em
Fairytale of New Roky

Where the Streets Have No Mane
Do You Feel Voled
When Love Comes to Nowt
Eno

Still Lil
Cemetry stage
A rush and a push and the land is sour
Shakespeare's resits
Death at one's bowel

and
Reel around the Fiat Uno (well almost…)

Another One Bites The Stud
Bohemian Spa Hydro
We Are The China Mops
Good Old Fashioned Lover Yob

E Costello - Brilliant Keatism
James Brown - Cold Waste
Blur - Girls & Yobs

Michael Jackson - The Way you make me Flee
Wah! - The Story of the Lubes
Spandau Ballet (at an entomologists fair) - Through the Scarab Ride
Denice Williams - Let's Hear it for the Yob
Carole King (to her interior designer) - It's too Teal!
Them - Here Comes the Thing
Mud - Tiger Fete

The last of the famous international palsy boy
Margaret on the lite gnu oil
November spawned a stern Mo
Such a little thing makes such a big fried fence
Glamorous luge
The lazy bath nurses

BRAWLS
white moor
SUN

The Times They Are A Nag Chin
We Don't Need No Auntie Cod
Smells Like Teen Rips It
Please Mr No Stamp
There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop (Swears He's Evils)
Try A Little Denser Nets

Motorcycle Spit Semen

...Que Sera Arse...

green green grass of emoh (sic)

Everybody Ruths
Radio Gons
Imitation of File
Fall on 'em
Finest Knoworgs

The Perfect Skis
Bizarre Love Lager Tin
Age Of No Scent
Fine Item
Touched By The Hand of Dog
Mr Is Cod
Vanishing On Tip
Angel Stud
Vicious Takers
Close Anger
Working Remove It

And one for the connoisseurs...

8-5-6

(Amazingly, that really is an anagram for 'A Little Less Conversation').

Big Hunk o' Vole
Danny? Yob!
Hound God
Old, Mere Event
That Bleaker Hero

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has felt the building...

John Martyn - Back To Earls Slime

Jonathan Richman - Here Come The Martian Sitar Man

Squeeze - In Equine Scents

Status Quo - Down The Tepid Pus

Stevie Wonder - Protein Suits

Bicycle Care - Queen

Wasted File - Stiff Little Fingers

Let There Be Cork - AC/DC

Video Killed The Radio Rats - Buggles

Burning Vole - Elvis

Greatest Shit (end of career budget compilation by a not very good band/singer)

1. Up Gential Bundle
2. Sweet Optimal Stiff
3. Obliging You, Rawer
4. I in odd wit
5. A mean Rogue Monkey (Wholesome Young One)
6. I'm Green In The Moment
7. Loyal is Merry, Jerk On Fathead's Chat.
8. Hey You! A Lifeless Hero
9. Hmm! To Errorless Theft
10. Fair Cute Knobs

Call Me The Beezer

Totally Wierd
I Am Kurious 'R Joan
US 08's 09's
How I Wrote Elastic 'Nam
Hit The Thorn

And my personal favourite,

C.R.E.P.E.

Hey Dull Bog
Your Mother Should Wonk
You Know My Mane
Strawberry Fields Or Fever
If You've Got Blue Rot
Leave My Kitten Leona

Turning Of The Edit
Galway to gland race
Don't Tempt 'em
When the Spell is Bonker
Love in a Faithless C*nt, Roy
A Bone Through Her Ones
Gypsy Love Snogs
I Can't Wake Up To Save my File

Etc

Squeeze - Up the C*nt Join

I Lost My Heart In Franc Casinos

Some Steely Nad:

Reelin' In The Arsey
Show Biz Skid
The Royal Macs

Some Cully Stout Beer:

Don't Fear The Ear Rape

Iggy Pop - I wanna be your God
OMD - Joan of Arc (Maid of Ronseal)
Kenny & Dolly - Islands in the Master
Electric Six - Danger! High Love Tag
Stiff Little Fingers - Johnny Saw
Billy Ocean - Red Light Spells Gander
Jane Siberry - Love Is Every Night
Jody Watley - Looking for a New Vole
Erasure - A Little Spectre
CCR - Who'll Stop the Iran
The Cure - Charlotte Emits Some
Ian Brown - My Rats

Heart Of Slags.

I love the sound of breaking slags
Goodbye Yellow Brick Dora
American without rates
Nights in white stain

Robyn Hitchcock - No, I Don't Remember Druid Golf

Blinded By The Shit LG

U2 - No e or Eno (seems apt)

Going For The Eno

For No Eno

See Me Feel 'Em

A hard days thing ??

The Witches Mop Is 'ere.

We're Gonna Make You A Tsar

Exit Music (For a Milf) - Radiohead
Tainted Vole - Gloria Jones / Soft Cell
Stop Your Gibbons - Kinks / Pretenders