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Something is happening here and we don't know what it is. Do you, Mr Jones?

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This is apparently the cover of the upcoming Bob Dylan album.

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People are speculating that the backseat tonsilectomy depicted involves two chaps. What do you think?

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The ultimate Photoshop disaster?

My daughter's dismembered-doll box makes more sense in terms of which body part goes with which.

Does the blond head (obviously Brad Pitt) have a torso? Is the head of the dark person (obviously Dylan, still looking good) connected to the bare torso in the foreground? An arm connected to I'm-not-sure-what seems to preclude any sort of ongoing neck activity linking the two.

Now follow the spine of "Dylan" down to where it's cropped off at the bottom, then pick up the back of the trousered thighs in the bottom left corner. Imagine what must have been cropped off for that body to make sense: an arse approximately the size of Wales.

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Archie Valparaiso | 17 March 2009 - 7:51pm

Actually looks okay to me

But if you want some proper photoshop disasters, well the site name says it all.

http://www.photoshopdisasters.com/

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Klaus Joynson | 18 March 2009 - 1:04am

Second road accident...

...for Mr Dylan?

(OK - Car crash would work better, but be historically inaccurate)

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nicktf | 17 March 2009 - 8:10pm

Bringing it all back seat

Wasn't there some sort of is-it-a-man-or-a-woman scandal on a Dylan album about 45 years ago?

Will the new album be as good as its cover, though?

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Captain Underpants | 17 March 2009 - 8:25pm

Wondering...

why it matters?

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wirralboy | 17 March 2009 - 8:27pm

Wirralboy's remark

x 2.

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anythingcanhappen | 18 March 2009 - 12:54am

Who said it mattered?

It's just interesting.

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Sticks Mcghee | 18 March 2009 - 8:56am

like the typeface

However the picture is a bit Athena/Levis ad. Still, you can't judge a book by the cover, and on that subject, one of my favorite Dylan records is Good As I Been To You, and that's got a bobbins cover.

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Andrew Bradley | 17 March 2009 - 8:58pm

No Cover Art

The also terrible cover on Bruce Springsteen's latest album now seems like a work of art in comparison! Hope Bob's albums sounds better than it looks!

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David Wright | 17 March 2009 - 9:13pm

The cover image is by Magnum photographer Bruce Davidson...

taken from his series 'Brooklyn Gang' from 1959. I'm sorry, but describing his work as 'Athena / Levis ad' is doing great disservice to one of the greatest photographers of the twentieth century!

Here's a link to more photographs from the series... see what you think.

http://www.edelmangallery.com/davidsonshow1.htm

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Patrick Crowther | 17 March 2009 - 9:28pm

The mystery remains unsolved

That's as may be, but it's still cropped to defy all known principles of human anatomy. I'm now starting to think, having seen the rest of the series, that there must be bits of three or four people in that shot.

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Archie Valparaiso | 17 March 2009 - 9:32pm

I stand corrected

Excellent photos, thanks for the link. However in the context of a CD cover that's exactly what it looks like to me... I call it like I see it. Perhaps it's the combination of elements that looks cheap?

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Andrew Bradley | 17 March 2009 - 9:35pm

that's a good sleeve -

I reckon. Gorgeous typography evoking bygone times as does the photo. Anyone know if Chip Kidd is involved in its design? The horizontal split is one of his favoured compositions.

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badartdog | 17 March 2009 - 9:55pm

My version...

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Patrick Crowther | 17 March 2009 - 10:00pm

Clunk Click Every Trip

or not.

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Leedsboy | 17 March 2009 - 10:18pm

I wouldn't bet against it.

I also wouldn't bet against it being ten more straight ahead, mid-tempo boogie-blues with minimal tuneage. Happy to be proved wrong though.

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Mr Fade | 17 March 2009 - 10:24pm

Blonde on....

Black, surely?

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shane pacey | 18 March 2009 - 2:28am

Will the next album

have that picture of the female tennis player scratching her arse on the cover?

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Futurenoir | 18 March 2009 - 7:55am
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