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So Who was The Crappiest Radio DJ Ever?
Posted by Richard Raftery on 11 December 2008 - 7:34pm.
Everyone recalls the tedium cloaked in pomposity that was the 'hairy cornflake' (ho ho ho). And who could ever forget Tony 'fun fun fun' Blackburn and his dog 'Arnold' (actually just one solitary sound effect tape repeated ad infinitum so no expense incurred there!). But who was the absolute worst ever? There have been many candidates over the years. I'll start the ball rolling by naming a squawking, bleating fellow who used to come on Radio 1 on Saturday afternoons and who was , I would vouchsafe, completely unlistenable. His name, as I recall, was Adrian Juste; he played a lot of comedy extracts and came across as a sort of bargain basement Kenny Everett. Any offers?
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Depends what you want from a DJ I suppose
Outside of Radio 1, Blackburn was a damn good soul DJ.
I agree about Adrian Juste though - the Argos Kenny Everett. I'm not really part of Radio 1's demographic these days but I heard Chris Moyles in my daughter's car the other day and he seems to be without redeeming features
Moyles
Is fantastically crap. Adrian Juste was poor but at least it was because he tried too hard to be funny. Moyles can't be arsed to try but is still sufficiently full of his own ego to think he is gloriously amusing. He's not.
And he brings shame on all right thinking Leeds fans.
When little...
...I used to love the Adrian Juste show, it seemed very clever, and introduced me to a lot of old comedy that I wouldn't have heard, plus each show must have taken *ages* to stitch together. And it was followed by Jimmy Saville, what's not to like?
Seriously, was he worse than DLT? Or Simon "..and then the family died tragically..." Bates? Or Tony Blackburn? Or David "Kid" Jensen? Or Peter Powell?
I think my favourite program in that era was probably Annie Nightingale. I haven't seriously listened to radio since about 1990, so I can't speak for any of the current lot.
Definitely worse than Jensen...
...who was actually one of the best DJs of the era - received the Peel seal of approval very early on, knew his stuff and was (is?) a man of taste and quality.
Adrian Juste, on the other hand....
# I feel so good, cos I'm tuned into Radio One #
Gary Davies had a prime spot on the weekday Radio 1 schedule for several years, yet did not seemingly develop a personality in all that time. But that's OK - I hate him for another reason.
In the early 1980s, I thought that Black's "Wonderful Life" was a beautiful song. I had picked up on it early and played it to death. It had a few false starts in the charts before finally doing quite well.
Then - quite by accident - I was listening to the Gary Davies show some time later and it featured this treasured, well-crafted song but it was customised by the artist himself to be a jingle :
# no need to run and hide
Gary Davies on Radio One...#
I immediately thought less of the artist for being such a sell-out. And it made me despise Gary Davies forever. I felt so let down.
If you think I am being harsh, what would you feel about (say)Richard Thompson, if he adapted one of his songs for jingle purposes?
wasn't that pretty common at the time..?
Hendrix and The Who did jingles, and I can remember
"You're listening to four-eyes (Simon Bates)" - Captain Sensible, perhaps???
I'm sure there are many other examples...
Gary Davies'
bit in the middle, young free and single ooh, Gary Davies, ooh Gary Davies, ooh Gary Davies on your radioooooo, yeah!
Was actually the first Radio 1 DJ to play anything on air by Radiohead. He made their first ep his record of the week. The band never forgot this, apparently, and years later, having achieved world domination, they found themselves at the same function as the perma tanned DJ and approached him to thank him in person. Which I think is rather nice.
Fair enough
But did they adapt "Creep"? - I suppose that song wouldn't quite work:
# I'm a creep - I'm Gary Davies #
There you go, that's the big sound of Pickettywitch there...
Adrian Juste breasts the tape at the line, only marginally ahead of Simon "but even without arms and legs, Kate was determined to walk up the aisle" Bates, and Dave Lee "I've got a farm" Travis.
Of course…
… as well as the crappy ones that somehow sustained a career of some years on national radio (and the dreaded George Lamb seems to be settling nicely into that category), there are those whose sheer unmemorableness has excised them from the memory of most listeners. Whither 'Me,' Mark Page? I have some respect for Tony Blackburn - he, unlike so many, always seems to have been genuinely committed to radio broadcasting, rather than seeing it as a rung on the media-career ladder, and actually cares about the music he plays. Bruno Brookes, on the other hand is beyond redemption in all manner of ways (the 'Bob Harris incident' especially. And you can add Liz Kershaw to that.) Moyles is hateful too, of course - how did we reach a state where the music played on 'music stations' is so little regarded that it functions as barely more than an occasional time filler between the DJs' witterings?
The Bob Harris incident?
Remind me as I've forgotten it - Assuming of course I ever knew anything about it.
Briefly...
… as I understand it, Bruno was Bob's landlord at some point. Bob had a few financial problems and had problems paying his rent or some such, so Bruno tried to get a legal injunction forcing him to sell his record collection to raise the money. Apparently the only fellow DJ to testify on Brookes' behalf was... a certain Liz Kershaw.
News to these ears
I've never heard that story before. What a @*$#.
Joe Whiney
there, I've said it
John Peel - national treasure and vital for many...
...but overrated, surely. It's the 80-20 rule for him. 80% of what he played was unlistenable shite.
AArrrghh!
My ears! Don't listen to the heretic, burn him!
It might have been shite
but it wasn't unlistenable. And 20% great is a pretty good hit rate I reckon.
John Peel
Never really listened to him as the music he played didn't appeal to me, but this does not make him a bad DJ.
Anyone else have the horrible misfortune...
to ever catch the Essex FM Breakfast Show?
The ghosts of Gary Davies, DLT, Me Mark Page and Smashy and Nicey are still alive in the nirvana that is Martin Day.
edit....Kid Jensen gets a pass purely due to his R1 session with The Smiths that formed the excellent material on Hatful of Hollow. I'll even allow his Canuck misapprehension that you can change your football team allegiance too...
is there actually a good breakfast radio show ?
or is the only good and intereresting music radio kept for the evening and the stupid and witless played in the morning.
Anyone who remembers…
… the good old days of GLR (with Gideon Coe and Fi Glover) will attest that it can be done!
Seconded
Agreed
Gid did the breakfast show on 6Music for a few weeks alongside Clare McDonnell (who also did the GLR breakfast show for some time) and was very good on that as well.
As for worst DJ - I'm suprised nobody has mentioned Steve Wright yet - he's probably the only DJ that I would actively avoid. I don't know what it is about him but he just seems creepy to me.
Adrian Juste
He used to be such an annoying twerp. I recall being driven somewhere one Saturday afternoon having to endure a whole programme with a driver who thought he was hilarious.
the one and only crap DJ
Shame Peely and Jensen didn't get him in that car park - Simon Bloody Bates.
Restraint by Peel
I recall hearing a tale that Peel restrained Andy Kershaw from physically laying into Bates at a Radio1 Xmas party.
Not the last time...
...Kershaw was restrained.
My error
Out of respect to Peel, I should of course have referred to Simon Beast.
stumbled upon this
whilst looking for details (not for me you understand, but a work colleague) on the just announced AC/DC gig at Hampden http://radiotoday.co.uk/news.php?extend.4159
what's that line about putting your brain into gear...
Dear me
why they feel the need to open their big yaps I don't know. Play the music. Tell us what the song was. Tell us what the next one is. Play the music. And repeat......
My pet hates are...
...the ones who talk over the beginning/end of a record (coz it's all about me me me )
...the ones who join in with the song (look guys I am soooooo wacky and zany)
...the ones who play a song but 'forget' to tell you who it is by because they are too busy blethering.
Except that the biggest culprit when it comes to the latter
i.e. failing to “back-announce” records is Danny Baker, my favourite DJ by a mile. Even more annoying because a lot of the music he plays isn’t obvious stuff which you already know.
But I am surprised no one has mentioned...
... Sarah Kennedy who broadcasts to the nation on Radio 2 until 7.30am. There was never a better reason to switch to Radio 4. She bleats incessantly about cats and reads 'hilarious' emails about domestic adventures which usually involve ducks on a pond or some such twaddle, generally sounding like she has escaped from the pages of a 'Just William' anthology. I suppose it is meant to be vapid and anodyne (background to clean your teeth to) but comes across as simultaneously smug and irritating with expressions like 'much beloved' when referring to her current paramour. Yikes! I am beginning to sound like her. I've said too much already so won't mention the 'racism' incident.
Sarah Kennedy
The thing that baffles me most about Sarah Kennedy is how she's managed to remain in the same slot for so long, when other (frankly, *better*) DJs have been moved on to pastures new.
There are some really terrible DJs working in local radio, especially in our neck of the woods. Minor local celebrities airing parochial nonsense to the blue-rinse brigade, and thinking they're at the top of the media ladder. In fact, local radio in general - wouldn't we just be better without it?
SK gets my vote
I prefer DJs who actually play some records, if they don't, they have to be interestíng. Sarah Kennedy is abysmal and has the temerity to witter over most of what music she plays.
East Side Story
I find her heinous too. Still, she has a certain audience in her thrall. Can't stand Pam Ayers, she also has her 'audience', so does Genesis P Orridge. I just don't get it?
Boneheaded DJ Gibber™, like the link I posted, is just base. I can understand it's audience, I live in Glasgow and drive through its East End to work. Occasionally I stop to buy an evening paper, fags, beer etc. there are some strange and dangerous people out there.
Jonathan Ross
As a radio personality he splits opinions and veers between very funny and totally up his own backside. As a DJ (i.e. tee up a record, introduce it, play it, tail end it and move on to the next record) he is diabolically cr*p.
Graham Dene (ex Capital, now where?) was the wettest, drivelliest DJ known to mankind. It's amazing that a station astute enough to employ the late Roger Scott (surely the DJ's DJ) could also get it so wrong on occasions. Mind you, they did employ Nicky Horne, he of the great taste but appallingly fawning interview style.
DJ's
A few points:
The Radio 1 DJ's that we love to slate now were wonderfully of their time and were immensely popular at the time. Revisionism and some biting satire has changed our perception of them.
Listening back to old Radio 1 excerpts now they still sound great with the music of the time. Again, very much of their time.
Some adapted and did well, most failed to see the change in style that listeners wanted. At the risk of being attacked by flying shoes, Campbell and Mayo have done well to move on. Gary Davies was great at the time and fitted the style of the station.
George Lamb has got to be the worst ever though. Not of his time, just plain awful.
Johnny Vaughan would run him close....
Final thing, irrespective of styles and formats there will never be a radio DJ in the UK that will ever come close to being as good as Roger Scott. The greatest shame is that we don't have more recordings of his to listen back on. Effortlessly cool and a true pro AND he loved his music.
Any...
Commercial radio station disc jockeys who have the same piece of "music" being played on the hour on the hour every hour. Or they have the same cheesy voice that irrates me.
Any wonder now I choose to refuse to listen to music radio and get most of my influence from WORD magazine and other monthlies.
Drives me to despair to think that some of these people get heavilly paid for being absolutely t***s too!
Tommy Vance
I read a book on quantum physics once and, having failed to understand a single page of it, noted in the introduction that the author gives a long and effusive appreciation of Tommy, who he acknowledged as an inspiration for writing the book due to conversations with him.
However, Tommy veered wildly between crapness and genius. Signing off his shows with a long pause and the words "Isn't music great?" made the toes curl almost as much as Bowie's Lords Prayer.
SHOUT OUT FOR THIS ONE
Surely someone has forgotten those dreadful Radio2 shows presented by Lulu that had about as much excitement as a loaf of thin sliced bread.
She may have been around Pop Music for five decades, but she never assimilated any knowledge about what she was experiencing.
Worst Radio 1 DJ of all time was probably Paul Burnett, who made every broadcast sound like a disaster waiting to happen.Shame really because he was a nice bloke when I met him about 32 years ago.
In commercial radio there are umpteen souls living in an insecure existence controlled by management more in tune with 'Attitude' magazine than the world of music. Salaries and payments on the smaller stations border on the minimum wage for maximum effort.
Sacred cows
Like John Peel who lost the plot when I was still in primary school.
Andy Kershaw with his inane world music gibberings.
Oh, and bloody Jo Whiley. If ever a voice was designed for a mute, it's hers.
at least
she had a 'radio' face
Predictably. . .
George "Roast" Lamb
Chris "Makes me ashamed to be a Leeds United fan" Moyles