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Snow, what is it good for?

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I love snow. I love everything about it - especially the fact that London stops moving after a few c.m. However, the best thing is waking up to find the transport knackered and being forced to turn off the alarm and take the day off. Yes, I know hospitals, Doctors, blah, blah, blah have to make it in and when I was younger I walked miles to work. But I was misguided then. Any excuse to bunk off, I'll take. Work is over rated. I would rather kick snow about with Rab junior.

Any takers?

So, snow! What is it good for? Absolutely, doing nothing!

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My next door neighbour

Is out in her garden now, throwing snow at her little kid. She's wearing a full-face niqab and a ski jacket. I don't often see her leave the house, so it's good to see.

(Hope that's not too patronising.)

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keefus | 5 February 2012 - 12:57pm

Snow is great

:)

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daddyclark | 5 February 2012 - 1:00pm

Yep...

..here in rural Lancashire we have the usual leaden grey skies and perpetual dampening drizzle. Snow renders any landscape more beautiful and puts an (albeit temporary) stop to most of those grinding routines that wear a hole in one's soul. I wish they'd sent us some.

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Prestonia | 5 February 2012 - 1:51pm

I nearly came a cropper last night...

This is what I posted when I got home this morning:

"It's 4.30am. I've just got home. I'm lucky to be alive.

Got stuck in the snow blizzards, on the M25, for the best part of 4 hours. Lost control of the car several times. I've never been so terrified. At one point, I spun across all three lanes of the carriageway, saw my life flash before me, convinced I was going to die. Came to a graceful stop an inch from the central reservation, facing the wrong way into the oncoming traffic. So lucky I didn't hit anyone.

Later, once off the motorway, I got stuck in a snowdrift, and two gallant gentlemen pushed my car out.

Eventually, I had to abandon the car and walk the final hour home. When I got back, my converse had frozen to my feet. I've never been so happy to be home. I'm so lucky to be alive."

Snow... usually I enjoy it. Today, I'll give it a miss. I really should go and retrieve my car, but frankly the thought's making me feel sick. Going to stay in with a hot bowl of cauliflower cheese.

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Hannah | 5 February 2012 - 2:05pm

Yikes!

Glad you're safe and sound.

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dai | 5 February 2012 - 2:38pm

Ditto.

Glad you're OK. Spinning in a car on ice is not a pleasant feeling.

I once got stuck from 4pm to 10am coming home from work in Letchworth on the A1-M during a blizzard. Knew we were in trouble when we saw a snowplough that had come off the road and was on it's side in the ditch near Welwyn Garden City!
Later saw a big tow-truck burn it's tyres out hauling out an artic that was stuck blocking a little roundabout half-way up a hill on a back road.
Me and my workmate Harry ended up sleeping in the car in the car park of Hatfield Tesco, almost completely out of fuel. Good job I had some old coats and stuff in the boot because it was really f***ing cold!

An adventure, I suppose.

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Mike_H | 5 February 2012 - 5:29pm

Mmmmmm... cauliflower cheese...

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Sting Ono | 5 February 2012 - 2:46pm

Jeeeeez, Hannah!

Thank goodness you're OK.

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Beezer | 5 February 2012 - 4:12pm

Wow!

Glad you're safe, but now you have a great story to tell the grandchildren.

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Rab100 | 5 February 2012 - 5:16pm

Cook, musician

and now stunt driver.

Is there no end to your talents Hannah?

I only hope your journey was "necessary" and you weren't being one of those "it'll be fine, it never happens to me" people?

As we all know, it always happens to Hannah!

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el toro calvo grande | 5 February 2012 - 5:27pm

Yeah

I'm kind of surprised you got caught out so badly, Hannah. Just glad you're safe and sound after such an horrendous experience.

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Red Umpire | 5 February 2012 - 5:58pm

Blimey

In rural Oxfordshire we've had no more than a couple of inches - enough to play with, nothing too disruptive. Sounds like we had it easy - at least you got home safely. Good luck with getting the car back.

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Malc | 5 February 2012 - 4:01pm

West Cumbria

No snow at all so far. Just cold, grey & raining.

Just like fucking August.

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jackthebiscuit | 5 February 2012 - 4:12pm

Really?

I've just come back from the bit of West Cumberland that visitors go to and it was well snowy. More to the point, everything was deep frozen solid up on the fells. Whole hillsides covered in inches-thick ice - slopes and ice are not a great combination. I've never skidded on a bog before now. Nor had I been in Keswick A&E, but everything's fine and not nearly as scary sounding as Hannah's incident.

Yeah, you're probably right. It's like that in August there too.

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thecheshirecat | 5 February 2012 - 5:52pm

the bit of West Cumberland that visitors go to

the bit of West Cumberland that visitors go to

Obviously not Workington...

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jackthebiscuit | 5 February 2012 - 7:33pm

Snush

Snow now becoming slush here.

It's a mild day so it'll be gone by tomorrow. Having said that I await the announcements from First Great Western trains in the morning about adverse weather conditions.

Fair enough - but why are you so sh*t on sunny days too?

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Beezer | 5 February 2012 - 4:16pm

It's pretty alright.

Nice to play in.
Irritates the hell out of me, though.

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Adman | 5 February 2012 - 4:21pm

Magic

I love snow, and there is no piece of music as beautiful as the absolute silence of a snowfall.
One of my favourite experiences took place during such a snowfall, back in my teenage years.
I had been to a big party way out in a distant part of the very outskirts of the greater Stockholm area, easy enough to get to but very complicated to get back home from at an hour when the subway and commuter trains had stopped running, as well as all the regular buses.
With no money for a cab I asked around at the dissolving party and figured out that I had to take one nightbus even further out from the city to be able to catch the only nightbus going into the city center from that part of the "spinache" (as we call it).
It had been a warm autumn so far and I was dressed for dancing, not for the expedition to Alaska that it rapidly was turning into.
Half an hour's wait for the first bus. Another half hour waiting for the next bus turned into one hour because by then the masses of snow that was coming down was making it difficult for the buses to run.
My thin jacket and stylish but cold boots had started to feel like a shroud covering the frozen stiff that they would find at the bus stop in the morning, having to hack my body from the icy pavement.
There was no place to get in from the cold or even out of the way from the wind, and no people except me and another girl from the same party.
Finally the bus arrived and set off towards the city, my new friend getting off the bus half way, on this one hour busride stopping in front of the Central Station. Normally a busy street, now completely dead.
I had to walk through the city center to get to another bus stop where yet another nightbus would finally get me home.
At this time it had been snowing for hours, it was around 5am on a Sunday morning and walking past Sergels Torg the normally chaotic intersection/roundabout was now a field of snow, not one single tyre track or footprint visible except the ones I left trailing behind me.
The snow was falling slowly and silently and I felt like the only living girl in Stockholm.
It was magical. Imagine a place like...Picadilly Circus or Times Square or somewhere similar, always busy with traffic and masses of pedestrians and noise, imagine it completely empty and silent and covered in a thick coat of snow glistening in the light from the streetlamps.
In spite of being in desperate need of thawing I slowed down to really enjoy this beautiful moment in time.
(A moment that I don't think could happen today, these days the subway keeps going and the nightlife stays open to the early hours of the morning, it was different back then. Everything used to have to shut down at 1am if I remember correctly, one single place was open until 3am.)
Well, that's my favourite snowrelated anecdote...apologies if I have already told you about it (also, it's probably the kind of moment that you have to experience for yourself, a description just can't make it justice).

Unfortunately I'm unable to enjoy the snow at the moment, because I'm still crippled with a back/arm injury that is doing its best to drive me insane...and for some reason the chiropractors of this city doesn't work on the weekend. Good for them, neither do I because I had to call in sick...
Sorry. Snow. It's lovely, isn't it ?

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Locust | 5 February 2012 - 4:55pm

Absolutely nothin'

Say it again!

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roryks | 5 February 2012 - 5:46pm

Love it!

Love it! No plans to grow up anytime soon either. What better excuse to retreat to a pub with a roaring fire.

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jonnyartist | 5 February 2012 - 8:28pm

transient erotic sculpture

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backwards7 | 6 February 2012 - 8:06pm
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