Entertainment For Lively Minds
Sketches that hit your funny bone every time
Posted by DogFacedBoy on 26 July 2010 - 2:47pm.
Sketch comedy is a dying art (as Mitchell and Webb are sadly proving atm) but there a beauties that I can quote and laugh at the mere mention of (yes I am sad like that). This is one
anyone got any others?
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Not the nine o clock news
And Smith and Jones
An interesting (or not) little aside...
... as a result of the NTNOCN sketch above, "Baboonists" (or whatever the correct term is for those who study baboons) have actually adopted "flange" as the collective noun.
I saw that episode...
...of the (John Lloyd-produced) Qi, in which an Amazon user review (which anyone could write) was used to bolster this claim regarding a sketch from (the John Lloyd-produced) Not the Nine O'Clock News, also...
Peter Cook & Dudley Moore
One Leg Too Few
Including the greatest line ever
I have nothing against your right leg...unfortunately, neither have you...
and SUPERTHUNDERSTINGCAR...
Brilliant!
Harry and Martin
Originally called The Rugger Buggers, I think.
and having once worked in a university bar
I can't even begin to tell you how well observed this is.
Fry and Laurie
Loved Gelliant Gutfright (the other one Flowers for Wendy is good too) but this one is very simple and brilliant:
The sweat, the grumpy woman and the eyes
Four Candles...
...is wonderful, but here's the other great hardware sketch
it's been featured here many a time but
I just love this
Holy Sprog
Sheep, Sheep, sheep, Crocodil
The Accountants Sketch
from Absolutely, where the practice names get ever longer....
Hoddle, Waddle, Dundas etc.
Armstrong & Miller / Big Train
"Armstrong & Miller" - The teacher:
"Big Train" - New office manager:
One for my Caledonian comrades.
Technically...
.. Dundee Star Trek ...
:(
Apparently, Greg Hemphill and Ford Kiernan aren't working together any more, which means no more Still Game. Bit gutted about that.
Cracking clip, though.
Marvelous!
I'm searching for a keen Still Game moment, but the 30 min programmes are so well contained...
I seem to have missed this one, so here we go
subtitles
any chance of subtitles. I didn't get one word of that! Brilliant
Yesterday
I found myself asking my daughter "is this the five minute argument or the full half hour ? "
Need I say more ?
Big Train - Working Class
It could have been one of many from this program,but this one slays me.(Up the Spurs!)
Allow me to pick an obvious one...
who wrote this?
check the er.. lively debate going on in the comments underneath as to who the authors are. cleese/chapman or brooke-taylor? anyone know?
All Four Yorkshiremen
TBT, JC, GC and Marty Feldman wrote it
Oh! I hadn't seen this!
....WITH AN OWL!!
Yay!
I always loved that one. One of the "Fast Show"'s forgotten surreal gems.
Village Sniper
Possibly because it mirrors my own beliefs so well
No, Nick...
It doesn't mirror your beliefs; it mirrors the very real stupidity that is homeopathy.
More Mitchell & Webb
You can see the punchline coming a mile off, but David Mitchell's timing makes it:
Two more from Big Train
even though (because) they're basically just silly.
Two Ronnies
Not fork handles, this one gets me every time. Most creative use of Cox's Orange Pippins as a punch line ever.
The Ralph and Ted one is Genius
At home with Ming The Merciless
Brilliant.
Is it cheating?
oTo include the first ten minutes of the frankly glorious LOve and Death. If that isn't ten minutes of sketches I don't know what is...
Ah right then
The Caledonia Bank Call Centre ...
Brilliant!
I haven't seen that before and laughed me plums off the 4 times I watched it. Have sent it on to everyone I know called Ruaridh...
The IRA on "The Day Today"
I'd forgotten that
Laughed as soon as I saw the preview pic. Genius.
Not my day, fresh out of luck
and not forgetting he's not the Wanderer
Almost Too Wee
Always preferred...
Donald and Davey Stott, of which this is but one example
"Did I say something funny, Noel?"
Caravan sketch
python - coffee with timmy williams
This one is awesome
I hadn't seen this in about 15 years, but it's still as funny as I remember.
More Enfield
It's the rabbit's fault.
Cruel Vicar
Alexei Sayle's stuff
Aside from a running gag involving Sir William Rees-Mogg and some stripper music, this is my favourite. Don't look at the title or it will spoil the punchline.
Fry and Laurie
I got the box set of all 4 series; I'd forgotten how many great sketches they did:
Mr Dalliard!
Not strictly a sketch...
...but this floors me every time
More from Shooting Stars
Baked potato song
Peanuts!
and from 1:10 onwards you think 'only in Vic n Bob's world'
Laugh, I Nearly Paid My License Fee
A sketch show from BBC Scotland in the mid '80's possibly prior to Naked Video.
Robbie Coltrane was in it and possibly Elaine C Smith.
I'm at work at the mo and not able to trawl You Tube but I recall one sketch featuring Coltrane and others as a superior race of aliens visiting Earth. Only one thing could kill them; beetroot. They find themselves marooned, unable to leave and suicidal. The punchline (which will fall very flat here) was 'OK, this is it. Sliced or Baby Beet?'
Er... yes. Look, it was funny. I'll try and find it and post it later.
Anything with 'Unlucky Alf' from The Fast Show usually had me crying. Especially the one with the foul mouthed parrot. "Wanker. Wanker. Wanker. Twat. Twat"
I think that was Kick up the Eighties?
The alien Robbie Coltrane sketch is memorable because he is being told what humans look like. The report comes in that human males have only one "ponis" and two "testiclons".
RC looks amazed - "only ONE ponis and TWO testiclons!?"
Hitting the spot
I know this isnt a sketch, just a scene, but when Del & Rodney go diamond smuggling, Albert has just got the boat out on to the open sea, when Del stands in the bow, (pointy end), starts waxing about the british people, he then takes his flat cap off & starts singing......
"Robin hood, robin hood...."
Priceless
Yet more Scottish comedy
Yes, yes I know. But for my money this is one of the greats...
A Smith and Jones fave of mine..
Can't find it on YouTube.
Hospital, worried parental types standing outside operating room. Doctor comes up to them.
Dr: Mr and Mrs Bloggs.. As you know, your son was knocked down by a bus and I'm afraid that the news isn't good.
Parents: (Gasps)
Dr: Yes. His pants. Quite the dirtiest we've seen this week.
(Father comforts horrified, distraught mother)
WAR!
Goodness Gracious me
Of course there's the marvellous Goodness Gracious me
and
always thought we Irish can be a bit like this....
less we forget
Going For An English
A very funny sketch.
And that was it for Goodness Gracious Me. Sanjeev Bhaskar and Meera Syal are smashing people but I do struggle with their comedy. I can never work out if it's "Hey, look white folks, it's OK to laugh at the funny Indians because, like, we're Indians too!" or "Hey, Indian folk, look, we've made you some special Indian comedy". Either way, it isn't terribly amusing and seems rather condescending.
The observational material
The observational material was spot-on
, like Mr India, the bangramuffins and so on, the satire less so. The reverse-race sketches were lazy and unfunny - ie: going for an English, and the Indian Broadcasting Corporation.
reminds me of my dad...
Who was looking at an aboriginal illustration on the back of an Afro Celt Sound System cd, and said under his breath...." looks like Lord Shiva....."
Of course, I then said "Afro Celt Sound System....INDIAN."
If its a fry and laurie love in, count me in.
Love the near corpsing in this one.
I loved Man Stroke Woman
Here are a few of my favourites - a far higher than average strike rate...
"Dead clown in the garden..."
Very NSFW!
And the VERY TRUE wedding cake sketch
And fellas-I'm sure we can relate to this one..
Masterchef
Less a sketch, more a journey to another reality.
75 pints - 1 song...
I always forget
How brilliant that is
Cat V Mouse Big Train
Modern Toss Space Argument
Modern Toss Space Argument Again
Rowan Atkinson as Zak the alien
Just remembered one of my favourites - Atkinson at his brilliant best:
I didn't realise until a few years ago...
...this sketch was based on a real life event, seriously
Oh, and this...
Sometimes no words are needed.
I've not bothered with all the links...
as my tea will be arriving at any moment. But, in no particular order:
Harry Enfield - Association Football. ("Liverpool of the 90s playing - for the first time - in black and white!")
More Harry -
The Two Ronnie - Mastermind (Answering The Question Before Last)
I was quite surprised by something in Four Candles recently. I'd always assumed the genius of the sketch was that most of it was just Ronnie Barker standing there in the foreground looking gormless. Not so - Ronnie C plays a blinder.
Big Train -
Clive Anderson Talks Back - the classic episode where Peter Cook played all the guests, but especially this one -
ManStrokeWoman -
And, of course, Eric plays Grieg's Piano Concerto under the baton of Andrew Preview. One zinger after another. "Something wrong with the violins?"
Plus a dozen others, but my fish fingers have arrived.
Two Ronnies
Four Candles
Mastermind
Not The Nine O'Clock News - Constable Savage
can't believe no-one's posted this yet
"What Time Is Rugger Today Sir?"
Spike
I saw a deeply silly Spike Milligan sketch the other day on You Tube called "The Pakistani Daleks". I vaguely remember it from childhood. Why on earth the dalek has to be from Pakistan, wearing a rudimentary turban is beyond me.
On the subject of Spike..
A documentary on the Cock-A-Nee tribe..
I just posted this on the...
'Did your eyes meet' thread but swiftly realised that no one would watch it there. And it's too funny to overlook, so...