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Sir! Sir! Collins and Herring have had a fight Sir..

Given that a large part of the schtick of the Andrew Collins and Richard Herring comedy double act was "Herrin" pretending to despise "Collings" and mercilessly poke fun at him, I wasn't sure whether Tweets I'd seen that their partnership had ended were just part of some long drawn out joke or routine. Turns out they have in fact had quite a major bust up.
Given Collins and Herring's predilection for tweeting and blogging, they've chosen to set the record straight in a typically frank and brutally honest fashion. Normally when double acts, or bands break up a lot of the details are left unsaid, or involve snide insinuations or missives fired across different newspapers or whatever. Both men have of course previously been part of successful double acts (Collins with Stuart Maconie, Herring with Stewart Lee) where one partner has gone on to have a somewhat higher profile, albeit they have remained friends I believe. There may have been similar tensions at the time but this was pre-blogosphere and pre-twitter so we didn't get to read about them. I don't know whether this is a good thing, but here it is if you want to read it.
Andrew has blogged his side of the story, and posted Richard Herring's reply underneath:
http://wherediditallgorightblog.wordpress.com/2011/06/29/the-break-up/
It's interesting reading for me, and says a lot about the jealousy, insecurities and tensions inherent in 'Double Acts' be they comedy, radio, musical or whatever. . Having been involved in a couple of 'double acts' albeit on a much lower level, I can sort of identify with the need to do take up an opportunity outside the 'act', and also the upset if one of you thinks it should have been something you did together or not at all (as is the case here). Might seem petty or bitter especially when laid out for all to see on a blog page, but, that's what happens! It is like a marriage.
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I'm amazed Rich
lasted this long.
to paraphrase Stewart Lee, "I have met Andrew Collins. He is a moron."
True x infinity.
D x
that's that then
*
I can understand why Andrew disabled the comments on his blog
I thought the Word blog was an intelligent and tolerant place, shame the first two responses to this thread show otherwise.
To be fair..
..I think the first was meant to be ironic.
I could accept that
Had the quote been used without comment.
Flicked through Andrew Collins' book once........
.....he wanted Liverpool to win the league in 1976.
They are no
Ellen & Hepworth are they? National treasures "our" chaps. Long may they reign.
I've enjoyed
the Collings and Herrin podcast for a few years now and will miss them. I hope they can iron out their wrinkles.
Money is the root of all evil
A really interesting read. What surprised me most are the references to AC's money, or more accurately the lack of it. Given how much I have enoyed his various radio shows, I find that really depressing.
But I guess money causes frustration in lots of relationships, so can understand.
Thisalso makes me think: was 6 Music not better during the day when it had him and Gideon Coe on?
I'm not a fan of Richard Herring's lazy
'Look at me! What borderline offensive thing am I gonna say next?' schtick. I'm quite happy not to have his smugness polluting the 6Music output this summer. Maybe he's a lovely bloke in person, but that doesn't come across on the radio.
I've always thought Andrew Collins is OK. He's clearly very into music, and suits 6Music well. I think he may have been mistaken in veering too far into the world of comedy, where he doesn't seem all that comfortable.
Herring...
...has often struck me as petulant and self-absorbed, and this little episode hasn't changed that perception. I feel bad for Andrew Collins: apparently it's fine for Herring to sack off shows on 6 while he tours and Collins fills in, but as soon as 6 want someone more reliable to partner the none-more-reliable AC, he chucks his toys.
I used to rather enjoy Herring's comedy, but not much lately. His and AC's podcast was, IMO, woeful. The radio show was better, but nothing special. Herring's not going to be missed on the airwaves, if you ask me, and Collins deserves a slot on a music specialist station.
Unfortunately I don't rate Josie Long either.
Josie Long...
She hasn't made much impact on me, as a comedian.
I have been listening to the AC / JL show this morning, and she seems quite charming.
Obviously no-one is going to fill the huge Adam & Joe shaped hole of Saturday mornings, but they seem to have good chemistry.
I'd file it under pleasant and amusing, with some decent tunes. I'm not looking for much more really. I don't do 'edgy' anymore.
Josie Long...
...seems nice enough, but I have reservations. On Twitter, she strikes me as a fairly typical variety of semi-politically-aware Oxbridge type - very nice, very sweet, with an utterly predictable grab-bag of identikit socialist opinions which she retweets all over the shop just to ensure everyone's aware of how right-on she is.
I had a small not-quite-argument with her (it only consisted of four tweets before she bailed) on the subject of Johann Hari, who I consider to be an absolute disgrace to the name of left-wing journalism (and if you think the plagiarism thing wasn't much, then a) you're wrong and b) it's the tip of the iceberg). Anyway, she was right in there with the lefty-sleb-Twitterati party line saying, essentially, that everyone should leave Hari alone because he's "on our side". They didn't seem to realise that hackwatching is only effective if it's clearly apolitical and impartial, and that letting the likes of Hari off the hook for serious professional misconduct robbed his defenders of any right to slam right-wing tabloid hacks for the same thing. Anyway, Josie Long was one of the defenders. So I don't have a tremendous amount of respect for her, and in any case, she's a little too whimsical to really make me laugh.
If you're still reading, let me ask you this question: why? I'm rambling! Go out and do something more interesting.
Good suggestion
I think I'll go rambling
It's hardly Morecambe and Wise breaking up is it?...
..they're both very capable chaps in their own right.
(I must admit to a blind spot regarding Richard Herring's comedy...I don't think he's even drawn a smile from me)
Not a fan
I've said before, the podscasts I didn't fine remotely funny. AC I like - he's got a nice reflective style which I appreciate in this me! me! era. Maybe he's a bit over exposed but you can hardly blame the bloke for working hard. RH will doubtless continue to crack jokes about "curing" lesbians etc ha ha ha and I won't miss him for a minute.
Collins and Herring
Nice summing up by Twangothan. Andrew Collins seems a very gifted straight(ish) man who has the gift of making other people (eg RH) seem funnier than they really are. That's not a back-handed comment implying that he's dull himself, I find him enormously listenable, but just not a limelight hog: he was very generous with giving RH space - too much so, some might say. Unfortunately not even he can make RH come across as a nice person. Sometimes I would just want to reach right into the radio and slap him. Though I did used to enjoy their adolescent diary read-off which brought out the self-deprecating best in each. I was not at home yesterday so look forward to testing out AC and Josie Long next week.
I tried to like their podcasts
but I just couldn't stick RH's shouty petulant persona. What he no doubt sees as edgy and boundary breaking just comes across to me as lazy, juvenile and amateur. I tried AIOTM as well, but still couldn’t see what all the fuss was about, and the more I listened, the more he seemed a bit of a bully. I even read his book about turning 40, but it was more self absorbed insecurity than comedic insight.
At last I’ll have a chance to hear a bit more of AC – whose books I found gently entertaining – without him being shouted down quite so much.
Two...
rather self absorbed people no longer working together.
I do hope that the world can continue turning.
well said....
.... herring comes across as a bitter second rate comedian, and collins as a self absorbed prick.. time to move on.
Err...
But you couldn't "move on" from insulting two people you don't know, classy.
And I thought this blog was better than that.
Insulting people "you don't know" is something Word does well
Just read the Best/Worst charts in every edition of Word. The Worst charts are especially poisonous and nasty, yet hilarious. But they are written behind the Safety Curtain of anonimity, with no writer's names attributed to the multiple insults printed against the person they're slagging off. So one can never get holier than thou on this site regarding dissing people you've yet to meet
Good point
Good point well made IMO.
Seconded
The "best and worst" pages are just about my favourite part of the magazine, long may they continue.
And yet some posters here are so precious and self-righteous I'm surprised they can bring themselves to read such 'nasty' comments.
Edit: although it's probably fair to point out that the "best & worst" feature nearly always manages to sucessfully combine vitriol with great comedy.
Vitriol alone is usually not so entertaining.
The Word will eat itself...
Is it time for a "best and worst" of the "best and worst"?
Yeah
I've often thought that the songs, cartoon characters, tv programmes, films etc must be really upset.
you obviously never saw Word's Worst Tv Presenters chart
A masterclass in hilarious vitriol aimed at real people. Word's description of comedian Iain Lee as being "scientifically unfunny" still cracks me up
if all you want to see is praise for people.....
..... join their fan clubs, and read the blogs there.... this is the Word blog....... berk !
(reels back in shock... another insult !)
I presume Fraser is away?
There's never a down arrow around
when you need one.
As a fan of both
I can see where Herring's problems are but to be honest he didn't really seem to enjoy doing the radio shows. His live shows are far more representative of his comic talents. And not tied down by petty BBC post Sachsgate paranoia
The podcasts are what they are, two blokes having a chat inb an attic. Herring adopts an extended version of himself that is childish, petulant and profane. Andrew plays up his liberal side as a foil. Some work, some don't but its not as if you're paying anything for it.
I'm sure they'll work things out. AC got arsey over some of the things attributed to a fictional version of himself in AIOTM (aiotm) but that all went away when the character was killed off (aside: he wasn't).
Herring has been amused how this tiny tiff has been blown up into something important and earth shattering.
Its seems to me, judging by comments above, that the radio show gave a limited and inaccurate impression of Herring's comedy so maybe its best that he leaves it behind.
More important is Andrew Collins impregnating 6Music DJ's in an attempt to take over the station entirely.
(And its Collings And Herrin now, grandad)
Much prefer Stewart Lee to RH
and am more of a Maconie fan than AC. So, for me it's a bit like Ernie Wise and Ernie Wise have split up.
Leie and Macone
Now that could be an interesting double act.
These two
are men in their mid - forties.
I read half
the blog entry, and about half the riposte and I can state quite firmly that :
(1) I don't care
(2) even reading half was a waste of time - because (see point (1) )
yeah
the 'give a shit' factor is at low but we all like car crashes
and you just wasted
another minute of your life telling us how you don't care!
Pathetic
Self-obsessed media types somehow believing that we give a shit.
I've just had to put down my pickaxe from hewing this here coal seam and look up what AIOTM means.
maybe Stewart Lee
can feature Herring on his red button extra material on his next series....
An interesting read. For a couple of reasons.
Collins and Maconie both ploughed the same furrow. Bit of broadcasting, put out the odd book, do the odd bit for papers or magazines. AC then hits paydirt with the Where Did It All Go Right? series. Gets his teeth sorted. Goes Showbiz. SM seems to shuffle off in slightly miffed fashion.
Time passes. SM has quietly been elevated to National Treasure status and needs a new wheelbarrow because the old one's worn out from taking all the cash home. AC, meanwhile, scratches around. Broadcasts on a minority-interest station, does a (free) podcast, has a column here and there. No more books seem to be forthcoming. Gallingly, he's the foil to a touring comedian. A person who trolls round the theatres, trousering around £10k a night, but doing so with the Damoclean sword of uncertainty hanging over him, never knowing when his time will pass and the gravy-train will come to a shuddering halt.
It could only, really, end in tears, couldn't it?
would be surprised if he was pocketing
10K a night playing small theatres to even smaller audiences.
AC
is probably doing a bit better than the vast majority of us destitute hacks out there. I'd swap his Damocles sword for my ACME chainsaw any day of the week.
He does if he takes
his share of the cloakroom money and car parking
I'm sure Rcih n Andrew are quite aware that people assume they are jealous of their more lauded former collegues.
Although that rumour about Herring and the highbacked arm chair, the semi circular toilet mat and the dancing groupies, well....
Well I like them both
There have been a few times, particularly over the last 12 months when their relationship has been under some clear strain, and no amount of posturing that "it's only in character" will get around that. Rich has done some fantastic stuff (AIOTM was something you really had to get into at the very beginning as it developed into a huge list of in-jokes, indespersed with some not very good or funny bits), and his blog is fascinating, if only to show the amount of pressure he puts himself under.
He's clearly not a good friend when he's stressed either - and becomes somewhat nasty and snipy, something that started to come out in the later run of 6Music shows - so much that I unsubscribed from the podcast. It doesn't surprise me that he wasn;t asked bck. Have to say I really like Josie Long from the podcasts she did with Robin Ince, and I guess that's what they are trying to create now with Andrew Collins.
Collins has a point - he's a freelance and I'm sure Rich would be the first to admit that his argument about the 6Music show has no real logic - he does other projects and Collins has no other income beyond his 6 Music and journo work..... he clearly needs Herring more than Herring needs him though, hence putting up with being called a "fucking idiot" for the last three years.
Hopefully they'll sort themselves out after Edinburgh....
Shame
It's like Mike and Bernie Winters all over again. Do I see a BBC4 drama looming in the future?
Agree that AIOTM became addictive once you picked up the numerous plot lines and running gags, although RH does have a tendency to get (very) potty mouthed when he's looking for a quick laugh.
I knew Richard Herring at Uni...
I found him annoying and not particularly funny, and time has not softened this opinion. Stewart Lee was always a much nicer bloke but I'm afraid his act doesn't make me laugh either. It's all a bit student-sneery "Isn't everything a bit crap and have you seen my Fall lapel badge?"
If you knew Rich Herring at uni..
Then you'll almost certainly know my mate Dafydd Rees. St Caths, 1985-1989. Or something like that.
The answer to that is
Yes - I believe he's now Jeff Randall's producer at Sky
He is.
I haven't seen him for ages, though. I'll have to give him a shout.
Stewart Lee's act
is absolutely nothing like you suggest but if you have some well ingrained grudges to maintain then go ahead
I have no grudges - I always
I have no grudges - I always found him very friendly. I just don't find him funny.
Didn't you get the circular...
If you don't like Stuart Lee then you must have a hidden agenda.
but dismissing his act
so innacurately suggests that you haven't seen his standup in the last decade or so. So your ire must come from elsewhere
Your love takes me ire and ire
No ire at all in my comments. And yes, I've seen Comedy Vehicle, but it wasn't that funny. I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved by my opinions although I realise that Stewart Lee's work arouses strong feelings around here.
I don't think there's any reason why it should.
I'm a Stewart Lee fan, but I don't generally feel insulted by folk not liking what I like. I can see why many people don't like him. Ain't no thang.
The only time I get a bit aerated is when people assume that his fans are faking their liking of him in order to look clever.
Chacun a son gout
as the pretentious say.
I don't really care one way or the other about SL - I did try the Herring and Collins podcast once and thought it was bloody awful.
Indeed.
And you're spot on about the H+C podcast, IMO. Rampantly unlikeable.
Thirded
Rubbish by any measure. I agree with Bob. Again.
We really must stop this, Twang.
People will talk.
;-)
When opinions aren't based on fact
rather some skewed misrepresentation of womeone's work then yes, I do find them hard to take with anything but a large pinch of salt.
Funny that
because I've watched Lee's TV show and find that skewed misrepresentation to be spot on, in fact I came up with a very similar description quite independently based on my own perception.
Andrew Collins
gave a talk to my university journalism course about, er, being a journalist and whilst he was obviously nervous he was as I had expected hime to be from his previous work. Self-effacing, rather funny at times and a decent chap.
I learnt that he has to work hard at his living to earn a crust that would support his family and also to be strict with his work routine when writing. I gave up journalism not long after. I thought it was all plane rides on private jets with wealthy rock stars. Pah.
Read about this over the weekend
FWLIW, it raises some points for me:
1. RH makes me laugh, AIOTM reducing me to a heap regularly, so job done there.
2. AC's writing, I enjoy. Job done there also.
3. On both the 6Music & the C&H podcasts, AC often made me want to reach into the phone/radio/ipod (like the General in Catch the Pigeon) and slap him. It was because he was tying himself in knots trying to have (or at least it sounded like) absolutely no definitive views on anything in case he offended anyone, ever.
4. Whether genuinely true or for effect, RH getting wound up by AC's constant fence straddling mirrored what I was getting out of the podcasts / radio shows. Both became too wearing for me, so I unsubscribed.
This just feels like RH effectively hit "unsubscribe" on the work side of things as well, before it bled into the personal.
On your last point...
...definitely not. RH was very much acting like the injured party here. A few very peeved tweets (including the phrase "slap in the face"), plus this, suggest that he really wanted to continue doing H+C shows on 6, but that either Collins or 6 or both wanted for that not to happen.
Possibly, yeah
Although - AC can't really act like the injured party in this scenario, because he's accepted the new gig with a new broadcasting partner, and isn't the one who was basically replaced.
But point taken, even if not totally agreed on.
Andrew Collins
He can only ever talk about himself, be it podcast (Word), his books, his articles (see current Word), his website... Has no-one ever told him that this behaviour is the making of a gigantic bore? It's not even as though he is anything other than completely mediocre at everything he does.
Herring's comedy doesn't particularly float my boat but reading their embarrassingly childlike public spat, he was stitched up by his friend. The least he could have said is "listen mate, I've got a dilemma..."
It's funny
I've never seen much negative criticism of Andrew Collins before, especially on this website. Not trying to get into an argument, by the way!
Personally, I didn't like the Collins and Herring podcast. And I don't like that sitcom Andrew Collins writes. But I quite like him as a guest on the Word podcast and the Kermode podcast: he always has something interesting to say and is a good speaker.
I've got one word for you..
Squirrells.
And another word
Me.
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/andrew-collins
What I find really staggering...
... is the amount of, for want of a better word, abuse that gets trotted out in threads like this. Not saying that everyone should keep quiet if they don't like 'x', or don't find 'y' funny etc, but it's quite childish and more than a little unpleasant. It's a shame that Andrew Collins and Richard Herring have had a bit of a falling out, and both parties probably could have reacted to the situation better by the sounds of things.
I can understand where Andrew Collins is coming from, though - if he's getting work, which as a freelancer he's going to be stupid to turn down, without his sometime comedy partner, then of course he's going to take the opportunity. If he doesn't, for whatever reason but especially out of loyalty to Richard Herring, he might not even be asked next time.
quite happy they've split
or seem to have...
with shows like "hitler moustache", "christ on a bike" and the late AIOTM (AIOTM) i've always seen their pairing as the least worthwhile thing richard has done..
mr collins has never floated my boat comedy-wise
I
haven't watched the Stewart Lee show other than the couple of clips that have been posted here, I like Andrew Collins' written word but don't enjoy his radio shows, I know nothing of Richard Herring other than I didn't like Lee and Herring as a duo. I have no idea what AIOTM stands for but would like to be enlightened. Is there anything good I'm missing that I should be checking out as the level of discussion would indicate something worthwhile?
If it's any help
I think AIOTM stands for As It Occurs To Me. It's Richard Herring's off-the-cuff podcast where he just talks about anything.
I once felt the same as you: then I had a listen to a few Collins/Herring things and some Richard Herring stuff... and then I realised I wasn't missing much. So my advice is: by all means seek it out, but bear in mind that the amount of discussion about them far outweighs the actual substance of what they actually do. So be prepared to think "oh, is that it?"... and come back to realising the Word podcast is pretty much the only essential podcast you need.
As well as Adam and Joe.
And Kermode and Mayo.
i must disagree
concerning "as it occurs to me" and have no idea what substance is or where it can be found in the comedy podcast..
it's not fucking "dan carlin's hardcore history" is it? or the incredible "europe from it's origins"...
it is better than adam and joe though
For me
this is my parents breaking up all over again.
I haven't felt like this since Phil and Boon Gould left Level 42. That was my second favourite podcast.
We're here for you Jim
don't suffer in silence.
I just spent a good 10 seconds
thinking "Level 42 podcast? When did that happen?!"
Surely
its just a matter of time.
They had one
running in the family for a while.
I'll get my fretless bass.
Thanks Steve
perhaps Peter Doggett should write a book about the breakup.
Andrew has been strangely quiet...
..he usually weighs in as soon as his name is mentioned.