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Sinatra, Martin, Bennett = 'Cool'. Monro, Humperdinck, Newley = Not cool. Discuss
Posted by Five-Centres on 7 January 2010 - 2:29pm.
Why is it that the US crooners are considered impossibly cool and still sell by the bucketload today, while British singers with voices that are also fantastic are considered naff (Tom Jones being the exception, though he's a bit of a tit now, isn't he) and more or less totally ignored?
Are they too homespun? Are they bracketed with Val Doonican and Ken Dodd? Are they too light entertainment? The fact that your mum might like them doesn't count because mums love Sinatra. It must be the lack of glamour.
Shame, cos Ken Dodd's Tears is a classic. But of course he was nothing to look at.
I know I've probably answered my own question, but I'd really like to know.
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I think you have a good point
Maybe it's because we are essentially a visual culture nowadays. Sinatra and Dean Martin are cool not because they were great artists but because they look the epitome of a certain brand of cool. Matt Monro, on the other hand, was a former bus conductor if I recall.
Is that another
way of saying that America's classless society allowed people like Sinatra and Martin to be cool because in a classless society you are what you make yourself whereas in Britain you're judged by where you came from, not where you ended up?
Therefore, Tom Jones was allowed to be huge in the US 'cos no-one gave a damn about where he was from but in the UK he spent years in the wilderness because he was a working class Welshman.
He was indeed a bus conductor
but he did have a chronic drink problem, which surely counts for something in these image-obsessed times.
The X Factor keeps alive the likes of Mack The Knife and Gentle On My Mind.
We're unlikely to see Am I That Easy To Forget or The Last Farewell on there anytime soon, unless I audition.
Driver!
Matt Monro was a bus driver. Terribly unfair to downgrade him to conductor status.
Not that one wishes to be class-obsessed or anything…
The American Songbook
would be my guess. The Americans had years on us in terms of the crooning style and the songs for it.
Matt Monro...
...is cool, in my opinion, where his pipes are concerned, anyway. Every bit as good a singer as Bennett or Sinatra. Mark Radcliffe described him as having 'Honeyed tones'.
Can't say if he's 'cool' or not
but without a shadow of a doubt he possessed a voice to rank among the greats of the genre.
And anyway, what's uncool about this?
His voice seems so effortless
And the way he holds the note at the end of this is pretty special
Plus he did this, which is fun:
Or try this...
'I Get Along Without You Very Well' from his greatest album, Matt Monro Sings Hoagy Carmichael.
I may be a little...
out with my dates here (feel free to tell me) but the American singers were all stars pre-rock n roll, whereas the Brits all came along later and were carving out chart careers in direct competition to Elvis, Beatles, Stones, etc.
Difficult to appear cool under those circumstances.
The songbook, yes
but there's the rep these guys had. In the early 80's as an undergrad at UCLA my girlfriend and I saw, in the same week, X, The Cramps and Frank Sinatra (sadly not on the same bill). Frank, we paid a stupid amount of money to see, half for the kitsch value and half just to tap into the one thing our parents were ever cool about. That whole ring-a-ding time they had decades earlier.
By the way, Andy Williams and Bing Crosby (monsters though they are) never had an ounce of cool about them.
And 'The Velvet Fog'....
...Mel Torme is cooler than the lot.
Whenver I think of Mel Torme
I remember he was married to Thora Hird's daughter.
Yes...
...the lovely Janette.
Whenever I think of him
I always think of the line, "How do we know he's not Mel Torme?"
That's all I know of him, too
Young people these days!
Cool?
Can someone explain to me what this thread is about? I genuinely don't understand this 'cool' thing.
Monro, Humperdinck and Tom Jones were fine singers; had good material (if not the best) and sold bucketloads.
Are you all saying that being 'in' or 'out' is down to the cut of their suit or the brand of cigarettes rather than their voice or the way they interpret the material?
What is cool?
It's a perception
isn't it?
A perception of what though?
I don't hold with the whole cool thing either
I'm saying that Sinatra and his ilk are perceived to be cool, whereas Monro etc are not.
I agree with you.
I don't know about Matt Munro
but it's surely a bit much to be complaining because people think Frank Sinatra's cooler than Ken Dodd? Just because his hits weren't a la Benny Hill, Jasper Carrot or Peter Kay?
Ken Dodd didn't just do novelty - that came later
In the mid-Sixties he was a chart regular, with 'proper' songs like The River. He had a lovely voice.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Just because he did nice songs with a lovely voice it's pretty obvious why he's not as cool as Frank.
One thing I really hate...
Is when someone instructs me to "Discuss".
Can we stop that habit please?
You don't have to discuss
If you don't want to. Just ignore it.
Try
Javelins instead - discuss, hammers or shot puts tends to lead to going round in circles : )
Perhaps it's to do with Sinatra and Martin
having an edge to their character. Both were rumoured to have mafia connections, both were seen as hard drinking womanisers, both were canny in their choice of movie role. Tony Bennett, notwithstanding his 1970's problems, is pure class.
Anthony Newley, I'd suggest, was too oddball; Engelbert proved you can't be cool with a soppy name; and Monro should have been cool but spoiled it by singing in the Eurovision Song Contest. Personally, I'd forgive him just about anything simply for his version of "Born Free."
That's a good point you make Mark about Sinatra and Martin...
I would suggest that the American crooners' 'cool' reputation isn't simply about their music. When we think of them nowadays they seem emblematic of a certain period in American history which is associated with money, glamour, excess, sharp-dressed men and women and a hint of danger and things illegal. Bright lights, big city. By comparison the British stars were just entertainers; they didn't come to represent an aspect of the wider culture in the way that the Americans did.
Nat King Cole
King of the crooners - a voice like someone copulating with your ears
Nice mis-spelling of his biggest hit, there
...and Nat Cole was a pianist of rare subtlety and charm.
"a voice like someone copulating with your ears"
Rather than making me think of NKC's incredible velvet voice, this makes me think of someone with their "lad" in their hand, prodding away at the side of my face.
I know what you mean, though, and I agree.
Aural sex?
You've got a point there Stimpy..
maybe you have to be of a certain age to appreciate what Sinatra etc were doing. As a lad, my money went on Yes, King Crimson, etc and I woudn't have dreamt of letting "oldie" music on the stereo. Now I'm happy to enjoy some Sinatra albums, hell, I've even got a nice one from Perry Como (and try telling that to your 15-year-old self !).
And as regards coolness, well that ceases to be important at some point, doesn't it? So I'll play visitors Miles, Steely Dan, Sinatra, Abba, Stravinski, without even thinking about cool.
Still don't like Engelbert though.
And he kept Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields off number one. Bastard.
Francis Albert
Sinatra was (is) the epitome of cool,just watch some of his TV Specials from the 60s,his live performances are faultless,done with attitude and with bands like Count Basie,Gordon Jenkins,Nelson Riddle and even Quincy Jones,but its a matter of taste either you get it or you dont..
I have had the same discussion about Bob Dylan..
Coolness
Well it's been a key part of pop and showbiz as long as I can remember. We know what it is don't we? Sex appeal, charisma (key ingredient you either have or don't, obviously) - a contrived image in looks, personality and performing style, I would suggest. Of course without quality of product it won't last. And it's also dependent on the act being well managed and controlled to maintain mystery and enigma, easier to do then than now. Sinatra is the only crooner I think of as really cool - for above reasons, a bit of a pioneer of cool image really. Of course you can rate a record regardless of whether it's cool. But I do think we're all susceptible to this more than we like to admit. Then again with age we do probably care less. US acts tend to gain a bit of cool through perceived exotic remoteness I would say.
The answer, as usual, is Bowtie
The Cousins have got the pesky little things sussed and we haven't got a clue. Simple as that. Over there they "know from a bowtie", keeping it simple and to the point, while our lads will insist on those absurd velvetene sub-Byronic efforts that instead of "the Copa" or "Caesar's Palace" unequivocally shout out "Bernard Manning's World Famous Embassy Club".
If we do a side-by-side with these two gents - singing the same song, in the same era, in the same uniform - we find that this is achingly cool:
and this is equally achingly not:
This hypothesis may also explain Andy Williams's perceived lack of coolness, as mentioned above: rather than establishing his cool creds with some suave 'n' silky bowtie action, he opted for a V-necked "home-lovin' man" approach - not so much cool as warm and cosy.
Archie!
(In a Cheers cast Norm-greeting style.)
I read that as
The answer as usual is Bowie
and for a moment I thought "SHEEV!!!"
But sadly I had misread.
And to Stimpy's comment about Aural Sex? YES. That is all.
So who is cool here?
Personally
I always thought that Bobby Darin was cooler than all of the Rat Pack put together. He could do rock 'n' roll too.
When I were a lad...
Sinatra, Martin et al weren't remotely cool, they've just had coolness thrust upon them subsequently. Cheesy Light Programme wallahs like David Jacobs would always use them as a stick to beat Beatles, Stones etc with...proper music, you see.
On the other hand, Sinatra the movie star was always cool - Tony Rome, Oceans 11, Guys and Dolls...