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SHELF FULL OF HORRORS
Posted by pedr0 on 26 March 2009 - 2:16pm.
Inspired by the Spotify thread below if you delved into your LP stack from yesteryear what horrors would you find? What bands did you rate which now are frankly embarrassing. Have you still got them or even worse re bought them on CD in a fit of nostalgia.
My offenders included Uriah Heep, Stray, Budgie, Wishbone Ash, Groudhogs, Mountain & I think the worse offenders Rick Wakemans solo albums about journeying to the center of King Arthur. Time to own up.
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Sheesh!!
Wishbone Ash, Mountain, Groundhogs, and Rick Wakeman are all still regular plays chez Stimpy.
I was never a big Heep fan
Sheesh again
There's nothing at all wrong with Groundhogs. I still love most of the albums that I loved when I was 18, which was 34 years ago. I'm not embarrassed by any of my collection, having had impeccable taste from the start!
Big Country by Big Country
and Simple Minds (New Gold Dream and Sparkle in The Rain). However I have offloaded over the years... Duran Duran's debut, Yazoo, Dare and best of all Pelican West by Haircut 100.
I still heart Pelican West
always makes me smile
Rush
When the punk wars started (or more likely, were already well under way), many innocent records of mine were sent to an internment camp. But when it all had blown over (though things would be forever different), music by ELO, Yes and even Pilot and Sweet were allowed back into the fold.
But Rush..? I have no idea what posessed me, and I had at least 4 LPs and used to scrawl their logo all over. Still, at least I got the Geddy Lee line in Pavement's "Stereo".
Others that continue to be banished include Dark Side Of The Moon (nowadays it just sounds dull) and in fact most other post-Syd Floyd.
Oh, and now I think, there was Foreigner too.
Rush
Rush are excellent as is post Syd Floyd. Also the first 4 albums of Foreigner weren't bad either (not so sure after that though) - If Rush were so bad how come so many modern bands (Like Muse, Opeth, Coheed and Cambria and even the Manics!) are influenced by them? Furthermore how can you think that Sweet were ever anything more than Glam rock poseurs? This guy needs some ears!!!
The late 70s/early 80s Rush albums
are still a regular listen around these parts:
Farewell To Kings
Hemispheres
Exit, Stage Left
Permanent Waves
Signals
Um, is that a recommendation, then?
I'd hate to hear the bands you fail to cite
Yup... certainly is a recommendation
The earlier albums are a little too 'sub-Zeppelin' for me and the later albums seemed too directionless but for that five years in the mid/late 1970s they nailed it
Too young for vinyl but...
The first LP I ever bought was "Break the Cycle" by Stain'd.
Sheesh, that's bad.
If I'd just held back a week, it would have been White Blood Cells. Damnit to hell!
I bought that too!
Jonah, it's our fault that Stain'd have a UK #1 album to their credit. Please tell me you're under 25 or that really is a shameful purchase...
West Bruce and Laing Anyone ??
Quite quite horrendous on every level but I kept it for over a year....
Noooo...
Sifting Sand is a gorgeous track
...and, to relate to another thread, has a lovely Hammond part
Real crap I trash
and my intolerant views on many are well -rehearsed. But I recently downloaded Salisbury, the title track, and Easy Living from the aforenamed Uriah Heep Lp "for old times sake", having briefly owned it last century. Of course it's crap, but it is quite good crap, compared to the putrescence of thr rest of their repertoire.
The Heep
Used to have 'Look At Yourself' (with the mirror on the cover - look what happens when you twist it - far out man!) in my early teens and, of course, it was a casualty of the Punk Wars and long since forgotten.
However wandering around Fopp a while back there was a Heep Box with seven (count 'em!) albums included. Think it was a fiver but might even have been three quid.
Of course I bought it.
Complete and utter tosh - but mildly entertaining tosh at that.
Love the sleeve notes to the 'Live 1973' set, which are so of their time...
"David [Byron, lead singer] is the focus. The peacockish dresser who struts his stuff for the girls but who guzzles a bottle or two of Mateus Rose[!] and shakes the mike-stand hard, coming on heavy to let the lads know he's no effete poseur."
What's not to love?
Bought a Stray anthology about 2 years ago
and it has its moments but it doesnt grab me like I remembered it. I also have a yearning to get City Boy on cd - one of their songs comes into my head from time to time with the chorus ' I first got my chance at the Oddball dance...." Its probably complete bollocks.
Also note the new deluxe edition of Camels The Snowgoose - loved it t the time but is it good enough to invest in again? Probably not.
City Boy
I bought them all at the time and always felt guilty as I got older and they were nothing like the rest of the bands I listened to and went to see. Mutt lange prototype for Def Leppard at the end.
In a nostalgic fest, I managed to get the albums on 2 for 1's imported from Germany and sad to say it was mainly nostalgia.
Dinner at the Ritz is a fine album and parts of Day The Earth Caught Fire are dandy, but the rest is mainly dated mediocre stuff.
Apparently, they are worth a fortune now, should cash in really.
Incidentally, Mike Slamer, City Boy's Guitarist is loaded now. Major film and TV composer, guitarist in what are generally considered the best AOR band by fans of errrrrrr AOR, The Streets.
Most famous for playing all the guitar parts on Warrant's first two albums, uncredited of course.
Snow Goose?
Yes, I would give it the man from Del Monte affirmative.
City Boy? 2 fat boy singers? Tosh, tosh, tosh.
I have so many that it'd take forever to list
The worst offenders I can think of are Gravy Train.
Got them all because they were the only band ever to come out of my town and wrote a song with a title of the place I live.
The albums are pure self indulgent tosh.
Toe curlin' platters
A couple of Dutch gents called MC Miker and DJ Sven DJs did a version of Madonna's Holiday called "Holiday Rap". Drunk after closing time in Cinderella Rockerfellas, I thought it was brilliant. The momentum propelled into HMV early the next day to buy it. I played it just the once.
Gary Numan made some records with Shakatak. Yes, I bought them based on misguided loyalty (to Numan, not Shakatak). And why oh why did I buy Captain Sensible's Happy Talk for my dad on Fathers Day? I didn't even like it myself! I would like to say his face was a picture but he just frowned a little bit and handed it back.
Like some others here, I am open to revisiting things that should be embarassing because, dammit, it's good music so why not? However, I can't bring myself to play Howard Jones again.
Go on Austin - give Howard another listen.
Throw off your mental chains.
Arf !
LOL, LMAO and all that :-)
Go for it Austin!
I'll come along and sharpen up my mime skills.
Re: Holiday Rap. In the mid 80's there was a raft of double albums that mixed 20 songs or so a side. I pulled them from vinyl and ripped to mp3 for the ipod.
Amongst one of the eighties mixes was Holiday Rap - was it a rink dink a dink for a holiday? They were definitely bringing along a piece of Amsterdam.
However with every Holiday Rap and Tarzan Boy, there were some pleasant surprises - Flash In The Pan, Blow Monkeys, Sly Fox, even Duran's Wild Boys.
Listening to a 20 min mix of 20 songs can be ok on the drive into work. If you don't like one, it's only gonna last a minute and you may like the next.
There's a particularly good 70's one, called Rare Groove Mix. That has a Glam Mix, Rock Mix and a couple of disco mixes. Disco one has the obvious Rock The Boat etc.
Yes you are spot on with the Holiday Rap
# We're go-ing to London, to New York City, and we'll even take a bit of Amsterdam - rrright!"
And thanks for the Flash in the Pan memory. A great one-off single, like Timbuk 3. The mixes you refer to make me think of the Stars on 45 compilations which I I found rather annoying. The Beatles are famously precious about their material being used but seemed to allow Stars on 45, which baffles me.
P.M.me..
..I'll take those Mountain, Groundhogs and Wishbone Ash albums off your hands.
Consider me a humanitarian.
what goes around comes around
the thing with embarassing records is like 'chintz' they'll always come around again!
Frank & Walters early EP's - fondly played at the time - quickly dispatched to the bottom of the shelf during the cool Britannia era as a novelty band
Resurrected years later by a colleague left unimpressed by What's going on, Innervisions, yada yada - but smitten by Fashion Crisis hits New York
Recently purchased greatest hits - and sought out vinyl debut LP...and very happy they weren't dispatched to the dumper (as per Altered Images first LP)