some very strange gasper action going on there... he doesn't seem to know whether to smoke it, eat it or 'sing' to it.

Tut tut Bernie Taupin for wearing sunglasses indoors.

… period

From http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-08/25/the-smell-of-trekkies-star-trek's-own-colognes.aspx

The smell of Trekkies: Star Trek's own colognes

Humans and aliens alike swooned over Captain James T. Kirk, so it was only a matter of time before someone claimed to have bottled his charms.

Firebox is now selling three scents designed specifically for Trekkies.

The first, called Tiberius after none other than James T. himself, is “a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron zest, black pepper and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over a wooded, spicy scent.” (No mention there of alien gore or spacecraft exhaust fumes).

For those who would admit to being a zero rather than a hero, there's a cologne called Red Shirt. Firebox says: “…this manly scent has been named after the apparel favoured by the bold but stupid saps/extras who, with grim inevitability, always met a grisly end during away missions.” It promises “top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and hints of lavender [and] base notes of leather and grey musk” delivering a whiff of “the sweet smell of…expendability”.

Finally, for the ladies, is the Ponn Farr perfume, which is named after the Vulcan mating cycle. Presumably it's designed to attract males of the human variety as well as those with pointy ears.

the album he made a few years ago, with Ben Folds at the helm. It's best known for the ridiculous (in the best sense) version of Common People that was released as a single, but there's some pretty decent stuff on there, along with contributions from Joe Jackson, Aimee Mann, Henry Rollins, Lemon Jelly and Nick Hornby.

Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/3VA8FQRTrzu5Nc2VWzx7ZU

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