"Charlotte, can you tuck Take That down there."

...No-one can hear you scream.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody bassist off!"

"Yippee-ki-yay, Wolfmotherfucker"

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Jazz."

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that Grebo, for lack of a better word, is good. Grebo is right. Grebo works. Grebo clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Grebo, in all of its forms - Grebo for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind."

Got work to do....back later!

...what Hears@y can do for you. Ask what you can do for Hears@y.

...of my generation destroyed by Madness.

....I always wanted to be in Razorlight.

I don't give The Damned.

...the smell of Bob Marley & The Wailers in the morning

I coulda been somebody, instead of Simon Le Bon, which is what I am, let's face it...

...the truth, and The Knife.

Ask not what Big Country can do for you..

We're gonna need a bigger Bono.

...in love and Gwar.

...Manfred Mann.

"The Astoria. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

"I find your lack of krautrock disturbing."

"Aren’t you a little short for Mick Fleetwood"?

"I’m Ian McCollough, I’m here to rescue you."

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Celine Dion. I watched Gary Glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Britney Spears in pain. Time to Diana Ross.

... I don't think were in Toto anymore.

You're only supposed to blow The bloody Doors off.

I guess we aren't in Toto anymore. We must be over Kansas.

Falco, lend me your ears.

pro patria Sonia

that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw, and resolve itself into Joe Longthorne.

On the peaches

I may assert Eternal Providence,
And justifie the wayes of Chico to man.

"Go ahead, make my Green Day"
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve Winwood? You just put your lips together and blow Monkeys"
"We'll always have Paris Hilton"
"I see dead M-People"
"Whitney Houston, we have a problem"
"You had me at hello, Lionel Richie"
"Say Hello to my Little Jimmy Osmond"

Fuck off! We're The People's Front of Judy Tzuke!

Good Charlotte.

to the cinema with a friend to see the third instalment of The Lord of The Rings trilogy, The Return of The King.

There's a point in the film during the epic climactic battle scene when someone cries out

The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!

At which point my mate and I simultaneously started singing under our breath the chorus to Hotel California.

...on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do Jedward, for money."

...sleeps with Fischerspooner."

Terrorvision.

"Woah - Bo Diddley, dude!"

"For justice, we must go to Don Was"."

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now Beehive Yourself

...with these motherfucking Justin Timberlakes on this motherfucking plane!

I wanted to be a GangStarr

...The Ting Tings back in the box."

Well, I believe in Soul II Soul, The Revolting Cocks, Pussy Galore, The Small Faces, The Men They Couldn't Hang, Curve, The High Llamas, good scotch whisky all night long, that the albums of Van Morrison are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Hazlewood acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Razorlight and the designated playlister. I believe in The Sweet, The Ink Spots, The Cure's Pornography, opening your Box Sets Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet drum solos that last three days.

Ask not what Country Joe and The Fish can do for you ask what you can do for Country Joe and The Fish.

Cometh the hour cometh These Animal Men.

yes we Tangerine Dream"

...don't talk about S Club 7

"I love the smell of Napalm Death in the morning. It's the smell of victory"

into the Disco dear friends"

and let slip the dogs of war!

Ill hear the pitter-patter of Little Feat around the house

Sex Pistol in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"

A horse! A horse! My Kings of Leon for a horse!

Different Strokes for different folks.

I have a D-ream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Menswe@r are created equal.'

You must be the ch ch ch changes you see in the world.

but I know what I like

etc.,

The Wallflowers go or I do.

Blow Wings and crack thy Cheeky Girls!

The boy stood on the burning Ant and Dec.

I don't care to belong to a Gun Club that has me as The Members.

"Eric Burdon and War are over if you want it"

...Steven Patrick Morrissey, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

...I expect you to scat!"

Last night I dreamt I went to Manda Rin again.

The past is another Big Country, they do The Pretty Things differently there.

That'll do Blodwyn Pig, that'll do.

May Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force be with you.

you do not talk about Culture Club.

"Fat, drunk and emo is no way to go through life, son."

"You hear me talkin', shoegazing boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get jazz-funk on your ass."

They pull me back in

but I like you.

Are belong to us.

Thousands of 'em...

"I'll be Bach."

"Gimme a whisky, ginger on the side; and don't be Sting, baby."

"Here's looking at you, Syd.."

"I'll get you Tom Petty, and you're little dog too"

"Brown, James Brown."

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bassist, which is what I am."

"Oh Jerry, don't ask for 'Dark Side of The Moon', we have 'Stars'."

"

"I felt a strong disturbance in the Force MDs"

"Of all the M.A.R.R.S, of all the Gin Blossoms in the world, she walks into mine."

"Frankie Beverley my dear, I don't give a Damned."

"Here's looking at you, Our Kid."

.

Beyonce.

For Simple Minds

"Never give a Cocker an even break"

"He's not the Screaming Blue Messiah, he's a very Ordinary Boy"

"A Crowded House divided against itself cannot stand"

..I presume.

on the kindness of The Stranglers.

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Cud

...I am the Lord when I lay my Vengaboys upon you.

That's another fine mess you've got us into, Lemmy.

Is this Mick Jagger I see before me?

The quality of the Sisters of Mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle Rain from Heaven 17 on to the place Belouis Some.

Oh what a piece of work is Mantronix

Poor Tom's a Coldplay

Ay, to Sleeper - perchance to D:ream

Follow your Spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry Nilsson, England, and Saint George Thorogood!'

... unleash Richard Hell.

They think it's all Death Metal... It is now!

"I hadn't noticed"

on your ass"

who has never had a homosexual Jimi Hendrix Experience."

..in Dollar, Gideon?"

"Yes. An' there's two G's in 'bugger off'!"

see Village People

bindun?

Shed Seven

"If I seem a bit sinister as a parent, Mr. Furnish, it's because my hold on life is too slight to include any Victorian hypocrisy. I need hardly add that any man who has lived as I have and indulges for the first time in parenthood at my age deserves all he gets."

We're on a mission from Eric Clapton.

Mr Gary US Bonds, I've been expecting you."

"So what do you need? Besides a miracle."
"Guns N' Roses. Lots of Guns N' Roses."

Misty In Roots for me"

"Funny? Funny Steve Howe?"

The next man makes a move, the NWA gets it."

Frau Bleucher." (followed by sound of Crazy Horses)

you terrible Country Joe and the Fish.

for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? Krokus."

fishes with Sleeper

you killed my father, prepare to die

of this Judas Priest?

"2Unlimited or not 2Unlimited, that is the question"

"M:People are on the pitch... they think it's Urge Overkill... it is Neu!"

"There will be no Whitesnake at the White House"

"On a fucking Damo Suzuki?"

They've all got it NME!

Kid A

I'm Tarkus!

than Simply Red

Ron Mael."

'Not that there's anything wrong with scat!'

'No Soup Dragons for you!'

'These Mark Eitzels are making me thirsty.'

...Lonny!"

...with being Texas?

(Answer: quite a bit.)

Magnificent Men and Their Flying Burrito Brothers

can I have some MOR?"

why did it have to be Whitesnake?

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth, Wind and Fire back catalogue publishing rights.

Father why have you forsaken me, oh my darling?

Pick up your bed and walk like an Egyptian.

...play me some Moby Grape."

It was the best of The Tymes, it was the worst of The Time.

Bob Marley was dead, to begin with.

Charity begins at home, and Lone Justice begins next to The Doors.

..Hard Fi.

Then again..

New Romantics and Big COuntrymen, lend me your Golden Earrings"

We don't need no stinking Badge"

"OK, What about Sunshine of Your Love then?"

"Tea Party of the first part shall be known as Tea Party of the first part"

"Broadsword calling Danny Baker"

"Feed The Byrds, tuppence a bag"

"You know how to whistle Steve. You just put your Flaming Lips together and blow"

"We're on The Mission from God"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give The Damned"

..I shall become more powerful than you could possibly Imagination.

A table, a Cher, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?

and..

'When A Man Is Tired Of Londonbeat, he is tired of life'

'To add insult to Ian Dury'

Unleash the Hellacopters !

I drink your milkshake ( which brings all the boys to the door )

"I'd rather have The Bottle in front of me than a Teenage Lobotomy"

I see some favouritism for GSH over the Ramones then

the eye of Noddy Holder"

in Midlake"

Dirty Ol' Bastard grind you down"

the Appletons"

a Hi Ho Silver Lining"

a piece of Paper Lace.

We've gone on Roman Holliday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the Farmers Boys?

I feel like a Blodwyn Pig shat in my Head

"Now is the Johnny Winter of our discontent"

"U2 Brute"

"All that Gary Glitters is not gold"

"A plague on both your Crowded Houses"

"The quality of Macy Gray is not strained"

"Something is Johnny Rotten in the state of Denmark"

to see you The Nice."

"Non, Je Ne Regrette REM"

"To infinity and Beyonce!"

better than money will get you through times of no Julian Cope."

No New Romantic can refuse any request on his daughter's wedding day

than the doo-wop you don't.

Think what you can de doo doo doo de daa daa daa that's all I have to say to you.

...is that a DAGDAG that I see before me?

Guns N' Roses. Lots of Guns N' Roses.

and we haven't had any Dinah Shore."

..and I may be some Margarita Time.

is stronger than the bullet for my valentine

I speak not of Anal country matters

...Out of Dolores O'Riordan?

'my god, its full of edwin starrs...'

you blew it all to richard hell, you bastards...

dont shoot until you see the jack whites of their eyes...

get your ass to MARRS

in space no one can hear you primal scream

these arent the two richard voidoids you're looking for

...

The Damned

Of Jerry Garcia

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves Courtney Love's Hole, doesn't he?

on the Beach Boys';
'Now this is not the enid. It is not even the beginning of the enid. But it is, perhaps, the enid of the beginning.';
'I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be Gwen Stefani.';
'The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with Billy Bragg.'

wept.

..the Voidoids you are looking for."

Vaulting ambition which o'er leaps itself
And falls upon The Others

It's always The Jam tomorrow, never The Jam today

'And Ladies of the Black Leather Motorcycle Club'

Sherlock Holmes in rock:
The Speckled Band of Horses
101b Baker Street
The Sign of The Fall
The Adventure of The Engineers' Thumb