In search of the samiest act in the world

The Ink Spots, who were the Four Tops of the 40s, made music that was as creamy and comforting as a bedtime drink - and once they had found out what worked they didn't mess with it one bit. So much so that if you play the first few seconds of all fifteen of the tunes on their Greatest Hits you'll find they're damn near identical.

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Who else arrived at a formula and then stuck with it this rigidly?

Comforting, indeed

I was never able to tell the difference between the two Chuck Berry songs Little Queenie and Run Rudolph Run based on their intros alone. And I like him for it.

Lucas Hare | 27 February 2008 - 10:16pm

My grand-dad's two favourite bands

are The Ink Spots and the Mills Brothers, whose records all sound the same as well. I've been buying him their work on CD and sneaking a listen myself - they are both brilliant bands, full of character and alien wonder, and they keep reminding me of The Singing Detective.

There's nothing like the iPod going from Simian Mobile Disco to The Ink Spots' Do I Worry? to enliven the working day and remind you that in some respects, we live in the best times of all.

Who else is always the same yet always different? The Mighty Fall, of course.

Andrew Harrison | 27 February 2008 - 11:07pm

Oasis?

Or is that too obvious? I also find it hard to discriminate between many a Kraftwerk songs for the first thirty seconds or so. Still love them, though (Kraftwerk, not Oasis).

Futurenoir | 27 February 2008 - 11:19pm

DC

May I direct you to the mighty AC/DC?
If it ain't broke...

Pat Carty | 27 February 2008 - 11:48pm

DC

May I direct you to the mighty AC/DC?
If it ain't broke...

Pat Carty | 27 February 2008 - 11:50pm

see?

They're so good I had to post it twice

Pat Carty | 27 February 2008 - 11:53pm

Status Quo

With that name, we can't say they didn't warn us.

Archie Valparaiso | 27 February 2008 - 11:57pm

I was going to say the Ramones

but one could argue they went progressive* towards the end. I blame the change of drummer.
*well, by their standards.

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 8:36am

The Wedding Present

proudly used a quote from an NME (I think) review to title their 1990 10 inch EP "All The Songs Sound The Same"... They probably sold more ATSSTS t-shirts than they did for the vinyl though!

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ManScared | 28 February 2008 - 8:43am

The Wedding Present

proudly used a quote from an NME (I think) review to title their 1990 10 inch EP "All The Songs Sound The Same"... They probably sold more ATSSTS t-shirts than they did for the vinyl though!

ManScared | 28 February 2008 - 8:46am

Beautuful song

Patrick Crowther | 28 February 2008 - 8:48am

And all the blogs, too...

Scaredy, dear boy?
Lots of duplicates coming in these days. Feel like i'm in New York (New York)
(What was Lucas' deleted post or have I just missed a post modern humourous aside?)

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 8:50am

I deleted

my point that no one had included Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On, having realised that it was the first point made. Great minds, etc.

Lucas Hare | 28 February 2008 - 9:25am

Beach boys

Surely the Beach Boys - every track with that dreadful oooh waaaaah business going on in the backgroound. Didn't one of them say "don't fuck with the formula" once when someone suggested going wwwwwah ooooooh?

Twangothan | 28 February 2008 - 10:06am

You're So Right

409 and Surf's Up are practically indistinguishable.

Richard Lowe | 28 February 2008 - 10:13am

You're so wrong.

Maybe between 63 and 67 you have a point. Maybe for the post 80's travesties of Kokomo and the non Wilson, any of them, "greatest hits" tours and abominations. But between 67 and 80 they mined myriad variations around the vocal harmony template that was, true, their signature sound. Pet Sounds, Smile, Surfs Up, even Carl and the Passions and Holland. The live double of that period is wellworth a punt to confirm my words, if you ignore the ghastliness of Sloop John B thereupon, which to paraphrase an earlier correspondent, in that version alone, is more junk than sloop.

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 10:19am

Almost Famous

There is a decent enough track on the "Almost Famous" soundtack actually, though I don't know from which album. Pet Sounds I've never been able to get and believe me I've tried - and there is oooh Waaaah ing in abundance. Can you suggest 5 tip top tracks ilustrating what makes them great? No ooooh waaaah ing please!

Twangothan | 28 February 2008 - 10:56am

Feel Flows

It's a Carl Wilson song called Feel Flows from the Surf's Up album.
Here‘s Carl and the boys taking Knebworth by storm in 1980. And if there's a more enjoyable act at any festival this summer I'll eat both Al Jardine's hat and Mike Love's horrible baseball cap.
What you call "ooooh waaahing" is otherwise known as vocal harmony; quite central to a lot of pop music.

Richard Lowe | 28 February 2008 - 11:25am

Hmmm

I think there is a bit more to harmony that singing the same two notes over and over again. But if it works for you, why not! Each to their own. Have a listen to some Gram Parsons / Emmylou Harris for an alternative view of what harmony is about, just as a suggestion.

Twangothan | 28 February 2008 - 12:28pm

I'm well aware of Gram

I'm well aware of Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris thank you. And very much enjoy their particular take on the old Everly Brothers routine.
As far as The Beach Boys go I think you'd be hard pushed to find any musician worth their salt, particular in the field of vocal harmony, who doesn't have enormous respect for them.

Richard Lowe | 28 February 2008 - 12:54pm

Can I just say

It's an obvious point, but many of those very early Beach Boys records that sound a bit "samey" sound the way they do because they are lifting a huge number of Chuck Berry riffs.

And I love them, by the way.

Lucas Hare | 28 February 2008 - 12:57pm

Holland Dozier Holland

Holland Dozier Holland had a bit of a formula going on. Although their music developed and evolved over the years they never strayed too far from the basic template. You knew what you were getting. And you knew it would be good.
For saminess in popular entertainment though there is nothing to match Scooby Doo. The plot of every episode is exactly the same.

Richard Lowe | 28 February 2008 - 10:08am

John Lee Hooker

Stomp, Stomp, moan, groan
Stomp, Stomp, moan, groan
Stomp, Stomp, moan, groan
*goes on like this for several albums*

Dave C | 28 February 2008 - 10:28am

Ziggy Ziggy Sputnik

The album was several reworks of the single.

And yes I did buy it, in the Transformer box too, but it was 'lofted' a long time ago.

Dave C | 28 February 2008 - 10:31am

"Lofted". What a great

"Lofted". What a great term. It's a peculiar status: sort of purgatory. Discarded, but not yet carted to the tip.

Richard Lowe | 28 February 2008 - 10:56am

At least some good

came out of buying that Sputnik album.

Dave C | 28 February 2008 - 11:54am

Only play the hits

I once heard a story that Norman Greenbaum, on realising there was only one song anyone wanted to hear, played a set made up of a 45 minute version of Spirit In The Sky and a 12 minute version for an encore. If this isn't true, I don't want to know.

Dr.Robert | 28 February 2008 - 11:32am

The Sonics

Here's the template

riff, drumroll, pause, scream, verse, chorus and repeat. (or any variation on this)

The slogan on their myspace site (http://www.myspace.com/sonicsthe )is...

"Whhaaaaaa!!!"

They're reforming, wonder if they've changed - I hope not.

Dave C | 28 February 2008 - 12:00pm

"Whhaaaaaa!!!"

Top man, Dave.
Thank God someone's mentioned The Sonics on here.
They rock the crap out of most of the usual suspects, even though you're correct about the template. How would you have liked to have seen this lot back in the day?
(Whhhaaaaaaa! comes in at 0.54)

Paul | 28 February 2008 - 7:55pm

The Boys

5 only, thats a tricky one but here goes, not in order:
God only knows- OK, probably, with Good vibes the most well known (and overplayed), but it certainl can't be accused of over oo-aahing. Beautiful vocals.("Pet Sounds")
Leaving this town: The fresh influx of songwriting talent from south africans Chaplin and Fataar (latter a Rutle to be, no less)produced a bevy of good'uns, thsi being my favourite, a wistful song of regret, with a slightly different live arrangement. (Original from "Holland")
Surf's up: so what if the lyric is meaningless,as are all by Van Dyke Parks, this is another minor chord masterpiece. Possibly Brian Wilsons finest song.
Heroes and Villains: well, I had to include one "typical", as branded,BB song, but more layers than an onion. Choral excellence.
California saga: Beaks of Eagles: bit off the wall, possibly coming in as pretentious claptrap, with spoken word and harmont vocal chruses. But, hey, I like it!("Holland")
There you go, Twangers, 5 as varied as can be to explode the assumption. Go enjoy.

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 12:31pm

Will do!

I shall give them a good lis.

Cheers!

Twangothan | 28 February 2008 - 1:08pm

The Quo

Of Course the Quo. Except "Living On an Island" and Rock 'n 'Roll " which are identically Crap.
There was a guy on Danny Baker last year who said loads of Stones' singles were basically the same song. Think one was "Satisfaction and the other was "Jumping Jack Flash",something about the same Riff.
Anything played on Radio One on Friday and Saturday Night.
Any Jim Steinman song.
Anything by Slayer,but that's how we like it. Henry Rollins agrees,so there

paul beard | 28 February 2008 - 12:38pm

Happy days...

My dad and I used to play "Beat the Intro" with the Ink Spot's greatest hits. I've been listening to them all my life and I *still* can't tell their intros apart...

biscuitbiscuit | 28 February 2008 - 1:14pm

Didn't I go to school....

with your brother, Halfmanhalf?

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 1:16pm

Surely

That's his half brother

noedebohuse | 1 March 2008 - 8:50am

The Seeds

They spun out that two-chord formula over five (great) albums, with identikit keyboard solos on many of the tracks and Sky Saxon getting the phrase 'all night and day' into every song.

I'd also put Van Morrison in this category, but he's nothing like as much fun to listen to.

Larry Heliotrope | 28 February 2008 - 3:44pm

As he slots in to the open net......

Surely there's a vote in here for Suede....

Had a lyric generator containing the words...."Motorway, Chemical, Animal, Nowhere, Nothing, Skyscraper, Together, Forever" - much in the mould of Word's fantastic Channel 4 Commissioning Fridge Magnets..

Nodge1970 | 28 February 2008 - 4:24pm

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

do what they do wonderfully. They arrived fully formed in the late 70s and only the production values have changed since then (Dave Stewart bits aside obviously).

kirby | 28 February 2008 - 4:32pm

The Lighthouse Family

Absolute shite and always seemed to hanging round the Top 40 with the same song

bluemeanie | 28 February 2008 - 6:54pm

You're right

Quite a pleasant song in one of it's versions and the boy can sing so I am sure his accountant didn't mind.

Retropath2 | 28 February 2008 - 7:19pm

Brian Mays

guitar solos all sounded the bleeding same - what an awful guitar player and what an awful group.

Steve Turner | 28 February 2008 - 9:38pm

Motorhead

Lemmy and his offsiders have being doing the same thing for decades.

'Nuff Said.

samfid | 29 February 2008 - 3:28am

Formula

Don't most bands/solo artists have a formula? They generally go wrong when they stray too far from it. That's the mistake they make. And the ones who have more than one formula, they're pretty rare and special are they not, especially if they actually invent a new one?

Sven | 1 March 2008 - 5:56pm

Possibly, but the reverse

Possibly, but the reverse was the case for T Rex. Stayed rigidly to the "formula" despite being advised to move on by Tony Visconti and suffered badly for it.

Nodge1970 | 4 March 2008 - 12:34pm

Exception that proves the rule?

No probably not. Maybe it depends on how on the limitations of the formula, ie how many variations of it are possible? Maybe it's my theory that's got limitations? I think there is something in it though.

Sven | 4 March 2008 - 1:39pm

Pop is pop: ephimeral

T.Rex's "failure because they didn't evolve" is a bit of a dodgy hypothesis, I think. Yes, it was all over for them very quickly - just three years at the very top - but they had nine Top 3 singles in that time! Slade and the Sweet - two other glam-era acts that could reasonably be accused of being very samey-sounding - also had a whole clutch of big hits over a similar period. That's the nature of pop, especially pure pop that's pitched at the teen market - your success will last about as long as your target market's adolescence. Then new teens come along, accompanied by new acts to cater for them. Hey, even the Fabs only lasted the same three-to-four years - '63 to '65/'66-ish - as the group of choice for the knicker-chucking brigade before they and their audience grew up.

So did T.Rex fail to emulate the Beatles' successful transition to connecting with a more mature audience? Yes, but how many acts ever manage it? I can't think of any, really.

Archie Valparaiso | 5 March 2008 - 5:20pm

The Lighthouse Family

Very painful memory of being forced to listen to this (repeatedly) on a long Saturday's overtime file spring cleaning in 2000. I couldn't tell where one track left off and the next began. Not much can dampen the spirits further in such circumstances but the Lighthouse Family managed it.

Lifted? I wasn't!

spikemill | 3 March 2008 - 11:22pm

Red Hot

I fell the need to suggest The Red Hot Chili Peppers and I'm surprised that nobody has suggested that all tracks by Coldplay, Keane and Snow Patrol are virtually indistinguishable from each other.

JohnW | 5 March 2008 - 1:55pm