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Sausage Assault & Cock Stabbing
Posted by drakeygirl on 19 February 2011 - 9:29am.
Harlow man cleared of assault by sausage
"A Harlow man accused of assaulting a dinner party guest with a sausage during a food fight walked free from court after prosecutors dropped the case.....The victim's barrister had told the court that it was possible she had been hit by a chicken drumstick and not a sausage."
Rooster with razor kills man at cockfight
"A Central California man who was at a cockfight died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday...."I have never seen this type of incident," Sgt. Martin King, a 24-year veteran of the sheriff's department, told the Bakersfield Californian."
Hey, everyone. Let's be careful out there.
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Early morning...
...had a few drinks last night, up with the kids while MrsThwok has a lie in. I know, make a cup of Earl Grey & check in to see what lively discourse the Massive have been up to and...whoah! A huge sausage in my face. Mmmm...sausage. And you on a diet drakeygirl. Shame on you.
God, what was I thinking?
That's basically food porn, isn't it? Chubby Checkers move along. Nothing to see here...
On Flickr...
...there is a group actually called Food Porn - it has over 27,000 members and now has nearly 448,000 pics
of food
I'm not
looking.
I'm going to be grown up.
I shall not rise to your bait, Mrs Drake. No innuendo-laden posts from me. No. None at all. I'm not going to. You know I want to but I won't because I have self-control. But it's going to be bloody hard.
And quite difficult as well.
Bugger.
Are you sure you're up to the job?
Maybe you shouldn't be handling something so big all by yourself...
I must admit
for a second I thought post would be about *Julian* Sausage
c.f. http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/a-crowther-christmas#comment-35746...
gets coat [possibly Lady Gaga's one]
I was attacked with a prawn cocktail
And that was just for starters.
You're Tim Vine
and I claim my five English pounds!
I saw a young lady ward off Dracula
with a cold sausage, some cheese and pineapple and a prawn vol-au-vent.
Yes, she was Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
*Gets Cloak*
Yes massive members in the West Yorks area
beware the Beast Cat about again.
oh and this caught my eye this week NSFW (but it is Saturday what the hell are you doing at work!!) I think you URL gives the game away
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/02/15/neth...