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Posted by Sting Ono on 23 November 2009 - 12:35pm.
Are any members of the Massive rich enough to give me money? Only I fancy going out on a bender tonight but I'm skint. Ta.
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I would
but I'm as skint as a monkey myself.
I´d give you some
but I'm afraid you'd only spend it on drink
No way!
I'd get some dope in too.
OK.
I have a contact in Nigeria. He's a prince or something, and he wants to deposit some funds in your account for a while.....
http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeria.asp
Top notch!
Sounds just the ticket.
I've told you before -
that money was only resting in my account...
I'd love to.
£50 do it? Just pop along to my desk.
Nice one, ta.
Out of all the Massive you're my favourite. Let's make it 70, I'm feeling lucky. Where's your desk?
Next to his bikeshed
Where a crueller person than urban cyclist Twang would then say "On yer bike!"
Yes
the one by the window with the Brompton under it.
I've just photocopied some £20s for you
£80 be a nice round amount? Give me your number and I'll fax 'em over.
Out of technical interest
does anyone know HOW my scanner 'knows' when I try scanning a £10 note? Is it EPROM'd into the bloody thing?
Er, what's that? Oh. Sorry officer, I'm speaking theoretically, of course.
I *believe* there's a standard set of currency images
that all scanners have to detect in order to be sold in the EU.
Next time we change the design of the fiver, might be worth trying on an older scanner - purely for purposes of interest, of course.
it might be working here
(whistles, acts innocent then wanders off nonchalantly)