Rock 'n' Roll Haiku
Posted by Richieboy on 12 May 2008 - 12:44pm.
Hello everybody. Fancy starting the week with a little Haiku?
Rock/pop/dance subjects only please. Here's mine:
Heavy Metal Haiku
Duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Smoke on the water
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Duh?
Duh duh duh, duh duh
Duh duh duh, duh duh
Louie Louie
*cough*
Not a haiku. Needs more syllables.
Yes I think it's
more like a Senryū which deal in humour , irony and satire Haiku's refer to a season in the classical tradtion ;)
Chemical Brothers haiku
We wave at the crowd
Behind our banks of keyboards
Which we never touch
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Mine was haiku-lite, Fraser. You have to subscribe to get the full thing.
Ahh, I see
Thanks for the clarification.
My favourite ever haiku
To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
- John Cooper Clarke
Van's Haiku
Radio playing,
cleaning windows, Hyndford Street -
down by Avalon.
Van redux
Little bit higher
Ford and Fitzroy, Madame George
I may go crazy.
More Van
We had potted shrimp
and herring in case
we got famished before lunch
Haiku yellow card!
First line should have five
Syllables, second seven.
Third line five again.
Aye thankyew.
Guilty as charged
I only knew the
Seventeen syllables rule.
I'm now up to speed.
Yer Blues
Woke up this morning,
yes, I woke up this morning
and wished I was dead.
Oasis - an honest appaisal.
Are Oasis good?
What do i think of the band?
They are f***ing shit!
I thankyew.
It seems that...
The Beatles hit tunes
Inspired a Manc lad to write
Songs not half as good.
Errr...
Used to like Bob Mould
When he was in Husker Du
But less in Sugar
Oasis wisdom
By now you should have
somehow tried to be who
you are gonna be
Kraut-haiku
That bint in Amon Düül
Renate Knaup-Krötenschwanz
It means "toad's todger".
Local boy on the phonograph
Robbie Williams -
pride of Stoke-on-Trent, my home.
I plan to move soon.
Autumn Haiku
Mark E Smith did sing
"I am Damo Suzuki"
Then he smoked a cig
Jailbirds
Peter Doherty
buys fags and a pint of milk.
Flash photography
Amy sees herself
reflected in the canal.
Falling autumn leaves
Amy II
The soaraway Sun
I took sixteen Valium
They said, "No, no, no".
AMY III
Beehive and smudged eyes
Unable to sing songs live
Her careers gone.......
AMY IV
Do my ears deceive
Or is that the faint twanging
Of the James Bond theme?
Amy IVb
No, it's all off now
According to Mark Ronson
She's just "not ready"
LESSON FROM A RECENT iPOD MISHAP AT A FAMILY BBQ
The Dead Kennedys
Are not really suitable
At family do's.
AMENDED
My first version might suggest that it's the band members' and their presence that's the problem. So here's a better version:
Dead Kennedy songs
Are not really suitable
At family do's.
Let's be honest...
Either/or, my friend -
There's always room for Jello
But not around kids.
After the break-up
A leaf-strewn back yard
Screaming metal from next door
Jello plays with Lard
Jeff Buckley (not Ian Curtis)
Only one album
hundred documentaries
he was not THAT good
**
big lips, smart suits, dead
smack head, paedophile, big chin
The original Stones
**
dull turgid dreary
monotony humdrum drab
Razorlight Coldplay
English Folk Song
Lover and his lass
One fine morning, month of May
Sing Fa la la la.
Metal Machine Music
Hissing and white noise
Screeching and caterwauling
It's Lou's masterpiece
HOMMAGE TO GENESIS (I Know What I Like)
cab Abacab Ab
acab Abacab Aba
cab Abacab Ab
HOMMAGE TO VAN (I'm in Heaven When You Smile)
Do ber bee do do
Dee do bur dee do Do dub
Dee do do, dee do!
Haiku
Word up, on the shelf
Beside the pornography
I blame that Mark Ellen*
* The man with the one syllable surname