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Retropath2: Comment Champion
Posted by Fraser Lewry on 3 July 2009 - 2:44pm.
Ages ago someone asked me to discover which Word readers had contributed the most comments to the Word blog. I've finally got round to figuring it out, and the current Top 20 commenters are displayed below, alongside their comment count.
Retropath2 (4585)
Patrick Crowther (4400)
Archie Valparaiso (3356)
stimpy (3207)
Chris G (2937)
Vulpes Vulpes (2595)
David Hepworth (2416)
Leedsboy (2363)
Beany (1941)
Lucas Hare (1887)
Twangothan (1554)
CarlP (1539)
Sven (1450)
StevenC (1333)
sheevmaster (1283)
LOUDspeaker (1162)
Richard Lowe (1138)
Nick White (1133)
James Blast (1103)
badartdog (1101)
So congratulations to Retropath2, and to all the others - and thank you very much. We hope your employers aren't reading.
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Haven't you lot
got better things to do...?!
Evidently reader D. Hepworth hasn't.
*quakes in seat*
To be fair, they are lifetime stats
He's been blogging here since the only thing the word "blog" meant to anybody was a misspelt toilet.
It looks as though the rest of us have to raise our game
Where does Mark Ellen come on the list?
I thought I posted fairly frequently...
... but there are names on that list I don't recognize at all. This surprises me, as I lurk as often as I post.
Phew.
At least I'm on the list under my old alias.
I wish my employers were reading this
then maybe they'd give me the other half of my job back
James (19 with a bullet) Blast
Gotta
Its
catch
Not
Hepworth.
A
I have
Competition
a plan
You
Know!
I'm relieved
I thought I spent all my time on here.
Clearly not.
Me too
My appearances on here are in direct correlation with lack of work effort.
Fraser......can you
now do a table that separates thoughtful, pithy, incisive comment and debate from smart-ass one-liners?
Please
Please
Well...
I'm working on a way of achieving something like that.
Don't take the pith
out of us smart arses!
That's...
...me buggered, then.
Fraser
Is it also true that in over 80% of Chris G's posts he had a pop at either Keane or Leeds United?
I thought everyone
in the NHS was supposed to over-worked. Obviously not in the case of our friend Retro. I guess he must have minions running around doing all sorts of thankless tasks for him!! He might have the most comments on here but he still hasnt answered my question about where I can find the 10,000 manias Who knows where the time goes?
Here
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Earth-Pressed-Flat/dp/B002A2LWOO/ref=sr_1_3?...
not sure
if i'm peeved or relieved to be last on the list
Quality not quantity
how about an 'average number of replies per blog started' chart? Let's see the season's batting averages.
I'm guessing Mr Crowther would grab the Gold for his 1000- response tour de pun.
I'm never going to live that down!
It was very theraputic for me though at the time.
But
weren't 4584 of them about Fairport Convention or RT ?
In my defence ...
... it was Patrick made me do it!
An outrageous suggestion, Sir...
it was completely of your own volition!
My fondness for a pun
and complete lack of willpower were shamefully exploited. I wouldn't be held responsible by any reasonable Employment Tribunal surely!
We've been sheeved
The boy's only been here for five minutes and he's already snapping at our heels. Hold firm, lads, for he shall not pass! [/ianmckellenvoice]
I'm happy...
...to be on the list, safely buried somewhere in the middle.
I'm backed
by Russian money
I demand a recount
Did you take into account the hanging chavs? Or even chads.
In my defence...
many of my posts were for that ludicrous 'Fantasy musical partnerships' thread within the space of a few days.
I have no excuse really... but I wouldn't post so often if I didn't genuinely love this site.
Can I just say...
...that I'm pleased not be anywhere in the top 20?
This proves I have a life outside of the internet.
I mean, fancy being online on at 8.30 on a Friday night whilst listening to Loretta Lynne on vinyl - on your own - when you could be at the pub with your mates.
What kind of sad old get does that?
Well, it could be worse
You could come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind.
or worse
Success could make a failure of your home
What have we done to the poor man?
He has disappeared from the face of the Earth. Has the notoriety got too much for him? Molesworth, thanks for the 10,000 Maniacs answer - seems it was post Natalie which explains why I didnt know about it.
I must write in more often - Fraser was I bubbling under? Feel sorry for Nick White - he is eighteen with a bullet.
Eh?
Thankfully, my blogging here has been spread evenly over a period of more than [*checks account*] 1 year 38 weeks, and has been in the context of a well-balanced lifestyle including a fulfilling career, active leisure time and healthy interpersonal relationships. Or at least, it should have been.
Newsflash
Large quantities of prescription drugs go missing from a Birmingham hospital. Shall we send out the search parties?
Thanks
As more of a lurker I would just like to offer my thanks for everyone in the top twenty and beyond for making such a worthwhile contribution to this conduit of popular culture. Dinner table conversations are rare these days without at least one reference to some pearl of wisdom or dollop of utter nonsense gleaned from this blog. Keep it up.
New rating system
Perhaps there could be a new feature added so we could tag our posts "pearl of wisdom" or "dollop of utter nonsense". Or maybe it should be decided by others.
I have a feeling I know how this post might be rated!
Too right
I know my place and wisdom forms little part of it
ah - but who has
started most threads/posted most blogs? Surely 'tis Uncle 'Let's reappraise the Dooleys' Wheaty? ;-)
Retro, Patrick & Archie
Have written the equivalent of a book. The average book length is 70000 words. Assuming an average post word length of 20 words (a few more in Archie's case hence his inclusion), 3500 posts = one novel. Well done for keeping the ball in the air, guys.
Thank you!
I write the equivalent of one a month in my day job, so if I've taken 18 months to write a third of one here, it means I'm actually slacking a lot less than I thought: for every word here that I shouldn't be writing, I manage to churn out thirty-six that I should. Wow, I'm an optimally task-focused powerhouse!
Good work Archie
If Spain has the equivalent of a Queen's award for industry you must surely get it now....
Blimey........
I turn my back for a week or so and the shit hits the fan....... In truth I was getting a wee bit concerned about my volume of blogging, once was once a habit etc etc etc. And, Steve, I did give a response to your question about 10k maniacs, albeit a day or 2 after you originally asked the question, rather than my previous seconds, so here it is again:
"Post Natalie
A later period version, when John Lombardo rejoined the band, along with Mary Ramsey, with whom he had been in a duo with after he left the first time. Mary Ramsey had earlier also cropped up on "Unplugged" and as general Athens, Georgia have viola, will travel journeywoman, appearing on early REM stuff, I think, as well. It isn't quite a gem, being a fairly perfunctory plod, but of a song good enough to transcend that.
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Retropath2 | 6 July 2009 - 11:02am"
(For clarity I suspect also I was muddling Jane Scarpantoni, general Athens, Georgia have cello, will travel journeywoman for the early REM stuff appearances.)
Good to have you back
I was begining to miss your Old Albion and Alt Country musings and commentary where tongue tends to have adjacency to cheek
Here's to stethoscopes and jingle sticks all a-jangle