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Retropath2: Comment Champion

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Ages ago someone asked me to discover which Word readers had contributed the most comments to the Word blog. I've finally got round to figuring it out, and the current Top 20 commenters are displayed below, alongside their comment count.

Retropath2 (4585)
Patrick Crowther (4400)
Archie Valparaiso (3356)
stimpy (3207)
Chris G (2937)
Vulpes Vulpes (2595)
David Hepworth (2416)
Leedsboy (2363)
Beany (1941)
Lucas Hare (1887)
Twangothan (1554)
CarlP (1539)
Sven (1450)
StevenC (1333)
sheevmaster (1283)
LOUDspeaker (1162)
Richard Lowe (1138)
Nick White (1133)
James Blast (1103)
badartdog (1101)

So congratulations to Retropath2, and to all the others - and thank you very much. We hope your employers aren't reading.

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Haven't you lot

got better things to do...?!

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Retro Man | 3 July 2009 - 2:46pm

Evidently reader D. Hepworth hasn't.

*quakes in seat*

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Andrew Harrison | 3 July 2009 - 2:50pm

To be fair, they are lifetime stats

He's been blogging here since the only thing the word "blog" meant to anybody was a misspelt toilet.

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Archie Valparaiso | 3 July 2009 - 6:31pm

It looks as though the rest of us have to raise our game

Where does Mark Ellen come on the list?

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 3 July 2009 - 3:03pm

I thought I posted fairly frequently...

... but there are names on that list I don't recognize at all. This surprises me, as I lurk as often as I post.

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ganglesprocket | 3 July 2009 - 3:05pm

Phew.

At least I'm on the list under my old alias.

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:06pm

I wish my employers were reading this

then maybe they'd give me the other half of my job back

James (19 with a bullet) Blast

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James Blast | 3 July 2009 - 3:12pm

Gotta

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:13pm

Its

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:03pm

catch

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:13pm

Not

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:04pm

Hepworth.

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:14pm

A

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:04pm

I have

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:14pm

Competition

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:05pm

a plan

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:14pm

You

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:05pm

Know!

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JohnW | 3 July 2009 - 4:05pm

I'm relieved

I thought I spent all my time on here.

Clearly not.

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Five-Centres | 3 July 2009 - 3:43pm

Me too

My appearances on here are in direct correlation with lack of work effort.

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kb | 3 July 2009 - 4:41pm

Fraser......can you

now do a table that separates thoughtful, pithy, incisive comment and debate from smart-ass one-liners?

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peterb | 3 July 2009 - 3:44pm

Please

Please

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peterb | 3 July 2009 - 3:45pm

Well...

I'm working on a way of achieving something like that.

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Fraser Lewry | 3 July 2009 - 4:05pm

Don't take the pith

out of us smart arses!

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Captain Underpants | 4 July 2009 - 9:30am

That's...

...me buggered, then.

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Paolo Meccano | 4 July 2009 - 8:33am

Fraser

Is it also true that in over 80% of Chris G's posts he had a pop at either Keane or Leeds United?

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Lee Rimmer | 3 July 2009 - 3:54pm

I thought everyone

in the NHS was supposed to over-worked. Obviously not in the case of our friend Retro. I guess he must have minions running around doing all sorts of thankless tasks for him!! He might have the most comments on here but he still hasnt answered my question about where I can find the 10,000 manias Who knows where the time goes?

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Steve Turner | 3 July 2009 - 4:31pm

not sure

if i'm peeved or relieved to be last on the list

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badartdog | 3 July 2009 - 4:31pm

Quality not quantity

how about an 'average number of replies per blog started' chart? Let's see the season's batting averages.

I'm guessing Mr Crowther would grab the Gold for his 1000- response tour de pun.

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Captain Underpants | 3 July 2009 - 4:54pm

I'm never going to live that down!

It was very theraputic for me though at the time.

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Patrick Crowther | 3 July 2009 - 6:43pm

But

weren't 4584 of them about Fairport Convention or RT ?

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paul beard | 3 July 2009 - 5:02pm

In my defence ...

... it was Patrick made me do it!

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Steven C | 3 July 2009 - 5:07pm

An outrageous suggestion, Sir...

it was completely of your own volition!

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Patrick Crowther | 3 July 2009 - 7:29pm

My fondness for a pun

and complete lack of willpower were shamefully exploited. I wouldn't be held responsible by any reasonable Employment Tribunal surely!

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Steven C | 5 July 2009 - 9:47pm

We've been sheeved

The boy's only been here for five minutes and he's already snapping at our heels. Hold firm, lads, for he shall not pass! [/ianmckellenvoice]

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Archie Valparaiso | 3 July 2009 - 5:08pm

I'm happy...

...to be on the list, safely buried somewhere in the middle.

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Lucas Hare | 3 July 2009 - 5:12pm

I'm backed

by Russian money

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Sheev | 3 July 2009 - 5:54pm

I demand a recount

Did you take into account the hanging chavs? Or even chads.

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Beany | 3 July 2009 - 6:07pm

In my defence...

many of my posts were for that ludicrous 'Fantasy musical partnerships' thread within the space of a few days.

I have no excuse really... but I wouldn't post so often if I didn't genuinely love this site.

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Patrick Crowther | 3 July 2009 - 6:42pm

Can I just say...

...that I'm pleased not be anywhere in the top 20?
This proves I have a life outside of the internet.
I mean, fancy being online on at 8.30 on a Friday night whilst listening to Loretta Lynne on vinyl - on your own - when you could be at the pub with your mates.
What kind of sad old get does that?

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Mr Drayton | 3 July 2009 - 7:37pm

Well, it could be worse

You could come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind.

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Lucas Hare | 3 July 2009 - 7:48pm

or worse

Success could make a failure of your home

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paul beard | 3 July 2009 - 7:51pm

What have we done to the poor man?

He has disappeared from the face of the Earth. Has the notoriety got too much for him? Molesworth, thanks for the 10,000 Maniacs answer - seems it was post Natalie which explains why I didnt know about it.
I must write in more often - Fraser was I bubbling under? Feel sorry for Nick White - he is eighteen with a bullet.

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Steve Turner | 3 July 2009 - 8:40pm

Eh?

Thankfully, my blogging here has been spread evenly over a period of more than [*checks account*] 1 year 38 weeks, and has been in the context of a well-balanced lifestyle including a fulfilling career, active leisure time and healthy interpersonal relationships. Or at least, it should have been.

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Nick White | 4 July 2009 - 8:46am

Newsflash

Large quantities of prescription drugs go missing from a Birmingham hospital. Shall we send out the search parties?

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Steve Turner | 4 July 2009 - 11:17am

Thanks

As more of a lurker I would just like to offer my thanks for everyone in the top twenty and beyond for making such a worthwhile contribution to this conduit of popular culture. Dinner table conversations are rare these days without at least one reference to some pearl of wisdom or dollop of utter nonsense gleaned from this blog. Keep it up.

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Phil Pirrip | 4 July 2009 - 11:43am

New rating system

Perhaps there could be a new feature added so we could tag our posts "pearl of wisdom" or "dollop of utter nonsense". Or maybe it should be decided by others.
I have a feeling I know how this post might be rated!

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JohnW | 4 July 2009 - 11:52am

Too right

I know my place and wisdom forms little part of it

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Phil Pirrip | 5 July 2009 - 6:37pm

ah - but who has

started most threads/posted most blogs? Surely 'tis Uncle 'Let's reappraise the Dooleys' Wheaty? ;-)

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badartdog | 5 July 2009 - 7:44pm

Retro, Patrick & Archie

Have written the equivalent of a book. The average book length is 70000 words. Assuming an average post word length of 20 words (a few more in Archie's case hence his inclusion), 3500 posts = one novel. Well done for keeping the ball in the air, guys.

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Graham Johns | 5 July 2009 - 9:06pm

Thank you!

I write the equivalent of one a month in my day job, so if I've taken 18 months to write a third of one here, it means I'm actually slacking a lot less than I thought: for every word here that I shouldn't be writing, I manage to churn out thirty-six that I should. Wow, I'm an optimally task-focused powerhouse!

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Archie Valparaiso | 5 July 2009 - 10:48pm

Good work Archie

If Spain has the equivalent of a Queen's award for industry you must surely get it now....

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peterb | 7 July 2009 - 8:00am

Blimey........

I turn my back for a week or so and the shit hits the fan....... In truth I was getting a wee bit concerned about my volume of blogging, once was once a habit etc etc etc. And, Steve, I did give a response to your question about 10k maniacs, albeit a day or 2 after you originally asked the question, rather than my previous seconds, so here it is again:
"Post Natalie
A later period version, when John Lombardo rejoined the band, along with Mary Ramsey, with whom he had been in a duo with after he left the first time. Mary Ramsey had earlier also cropped up on "Unplugged" and as general Athens, Georgia have viola, will travel journeywoman, appearing on early REM stuff, I think, as well. It isn't quite a gem, being a fairly perfunctory plod, but of a song good enough to transcend that.

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Retropath2 | 6 July 2009 - 11:02am"

(For clarity I suspect also I was muddling Jane Scarpantoni, general Athens, Georgia have cello, will travel journeywoman for the early REM stuff appearances.)

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Retropath2 | 8 July 2009 - 7:37am

Good to have you back

I was begining to miss your Old Albion and Alt Country musings and commentary where tongue tends to have adjacency to cheek

Here's to stethoscopes and jingle sticks all a-jangle

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Sheev | 8 July 2009 - 9:17am
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