Entertainment For Lively Minds
Reasons For Living # 1: Superstar & Star
Posted by A passing drifter on 12 November 2009 - 12:30pm.
Look, I know you're all as busy as me out there people, but please: allow me to introduce Superstar & Star.
I know little of Mr Superstar & Mrs Star as of yet, other than that they're known to their neighbours as husband and wife Neville and Jane Laurence, and that according to their myspace page, their new "hot, hot, hot" video is currently rocking the internet. I am thrilled to be their 207th viewer so far, therefore, as I very rarely find myself in the privileged position of being such an early adaptor.
What else do you need to know, other than that it is genuinely delightful?
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Blimey
That's quite a startling find you've made there Markiechops, though I was out-startled when I viewed another of his/their YouTube offerings, entitled 'Superstar & Star kicking it at home'. It features Mr Superstar indulging in what is perhaps best described as heavy-duty domestic mincing. Face-paint is involved, but he later sheds it, along with his top. We can also deduce that he likes to cook, and he has a tent pitched in his living room.
I'm wary of watching more S&S offerings. I get the uncomfortable feeling he may be on some sort of register.
What the hell happened to his jacket sleeve?
Did he catch it in the car door?
Well, it made me smile on this rainy November day
and, 15 minutes, later I'm still singing the hook line so I reckon that deserves an arrow if anything does.
For some bizarre reason, my first reaction was "Cameo before the Autotune was applied".
It also got me thinking about the noble tradition of acts bringing their ickle kids onstage with them - having said that, the only one I can think of is Jon Anderson bringing his son (Damien I think) onstage at Wembley to speak the last line of Circus Of Heaven - as on the LP.
She had
a very nice dress on. His suit looks very much like he has another, spangly suit which has a white sleeve on the right hand side.
They are better than Boyzone's first tv appearance. But only just.
You might want to check out this clip, Four Eyes
Because it has an interview with The Fab Two which confirms a lot of your suspicions. When you hear about how they both met it suggests that they might both be in need of non-dietary supplements on a regular basis. The secret of their success?
He takes care of the beats...
HI THIS IS SUPERSTAR AND STAR THEM SELF LIFE
THIS IS STAR. I JUST WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. MY NAME IS ANN, NOT JANE, MY HUSBANDS NAME IS NEVILLE AND OUR DAUGHTERS NAME IS NIKKI. OUR LAST NAME IS LAWRENCE, NOT LAURENCE.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR HERE . TO ORDER MY SUPERSTAR AND STAR CD’S OR DVDS SUPERSTAR AND STAR NEVILLE LAWRENCE 15112 LINCOLN CIR OMAHA NE 68154 402 953 3304 OR CELL 402 917 4929 $14.00 $2.00 SHIPPING AND HANDING FOR ONE CD’S OR DVDS WE SELL WHOLE SALE ALSO TO STORES WITH BIG ORDER. ORDER NOW ITS GOING LIKE HOT CAKE.
BIG BIG BIG HUGS AND LOTS OF TRUE LOVE HERE MY WONDERFUL AND LOVELY FANS, AND ALL YOU LOVELY AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE
CALL US ANY TIME
SUPERSTAR AND STAR IN ANYWHERE IN THE US IS A PARTY
This has been exquisitely carved
from a large lump of awesome with a sharp piece of win.
SUPERSTAR & STAR IN: I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU. I LOVE YOU. NEW NEW
SUPERSTAR&STAR IN: MOTHER AND FATHER ON THEIR KNEES IN PRAYER
SUPERSTAR & STAR IN CALL ME. NEW NEW NEW
SUPERSTAR & STAR IN CANT HOLD ME BACK. NEW NEW
We are...
...truly in the presence of greatness.
SUPERSTAR & STAR IN: I CAN TELL YOU LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU ALL I WILL NEVER NEVER FORGET YOU ALL
KEEP IN TOUCH . CALL AND SAY HELLO .
I am
reminded of the penitent words of J Robert Oppenheimer...
??
What is... how... ?
No
I have nothing to add here. What a crazy world this is.
Two words..
Pandora's and box.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT IN ROLLING SO
I LOVE YOU ALL . BIG HUGS EVERY ONE PLEASE TELL YOUR LOVELY FAMILY MARRY XMAS . FOR US . SUPERSTAR AND STAR NEVILLE LAWRENCE AND ANN LAWRENCE AND LITTLE NIKKI LAWRENCE . HERE LIFE
I'm sorry, but
I refuse to marry Xmas. He's already married and that would be bigamy. It would be big a him too, big a both of us, let's all be big about this.
Also, there ain't no sanity clause.
Ah, those Marx Brothers box sets.
SUPERSTAR AND HERE . HAVE A LOVELY AND WONDERFULL DAY
TO YOU AND EVERY ONE SORRY ABOUT MERRY XMAS . I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELING HEHEHEHE
Wow!
note to self: must read label on medication more carefully in future...
SUPERSTAR AND STAR CD'S AND DVDS TV AD
SUPERSTAR AND STAR HERE
SUPERSTAR AND STAR HERE . TO ORDER MY SUPERSTAR AND STAR CDS OR DVDS SUPERSTAR AND STAR NEVILLE LAWRENCE 15112 LINCOLN CIR OMAHA NE 68154 402 953 3304 OR CELL 402 917 4929 $14.00 $2.00 SHIPPING AND HANDING FOR ONE CDS OR DVDS WE SELL WHOLE SALE ALSO TO STORES WITH BIG ORDER. ORDER NOW ITS GOING LIKE HOT CAKE.
nevilleandann12@cox.net
I wan't the older, slower..
..unimproved version.
Whatever do I do?
Dear Mr. Star...
I watched the first video (see top of the page) and I thought the first 40 seconds were amazing. Do you have short videos available where I can satisfy a Superstar & Star "jones" in small, bite-sized segments? I feel I may become giddy and overwhelmed if I hear too much at a time.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT HERE
DON'Y WORRY EVERY ONE I GOT ON DVDS ALSO FOR YOU ALL EVERY THING OK . THE FIRST VIDEOS ALSO ON THIS PROFILE ITS THE SAME .
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT HERE
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WILL LIKE TO ORDER AND I CAN MAKE IT FOR YOU. ON TIME
Can you do any Richard Thompson songs?
Thanks
On time
Are you quite sure? I have been let down in the past by entertainment providers in this respect.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT
THEY DON'T CALL ME SUPERSTAR FOR NOTHING . I STAND BY MY WORD
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT LOVE YOU ALL
superstar and star entertainment new video
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT
Surely this now..
..is a big family sized tin of Spam?
I think...
...it's also an economy-sized bottle of mental, since you mention it.
Mental Spam..
..sounds like a Bonzo's song title.
Behold:
The Florence Foster Jenkins of the post-hiphop era...
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT
I LOVE YOU ALL I SO SO HAPPY TO ENTERTAINING YOU ALL . BIG BIG HUGS EVERY ONE CALL ME YOU HERE 402 953 3304. PLEASE TELL YOUR LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FAMILY WE SAID HELLO.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT
drawkcab "nO kcoR" ekil
sdnuoS
This is almost tune-free enough
for Dr Volume.
Punk showed us that..
..anyone can "get out there and do it"..
Here lies the proof that this may have been wrong.
Skiffle showed us that...
...anyone can 'get out there and do it'!
SUPERSTAR AND STAR IN I AM BACK WITH YOU GIRL
"I Am Back With You Girl"...
..unfortunately, you don't look as pleased by this prospect as I would have liked..hello?...hello?????
Oh thank goodness
he came back, otherwise I would never have seen this wonderful blog. This is my absolute favourite.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR LOVE YOU ALL
BIG BIG BIG HUGS AND LOTS OF TRUE LOVE HERE .
SUPERSTAR AND STAR IN I AM COMMING AGAIN
SUPERSTAR AND STAR 5715 PACIFIC ST OMAHA NE 68106 402 953 3304 CELL 402 905 8010
SUPERSTAR AND STAR LOVE YOU ALL
SUPERSTAR AND STAR LOVE YOU ALL
SUPERSTAR AND STAR HERE
Back! Back! Back!
And twice as angry
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY
WHY, WHY, WHY ,
Caps lock...
..left of keyboard.
Turn off..peace reigns.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR NEW NEW WEB SITE http://www.superstarandstar.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR NEW NEW WEB SITE http://www.superstarandstar.com/
THANK LORD FOR AMAZINGFUL HAPPENS
SUPERSTAR AND STAR WE HAVE MISSING YOU!
WE LOVE U AND THE H8ERS SHOULD GO AWAY LONG.
MOST EXCELLENTLY RETURNING. PEACE x
WHERE IS BEATLES BAND?
Looks like we've finally found Danny's username!
Just one question, this "$2 HANDING" you speak of. Does that include the CD as well?
Superstar and star here
Hi i love you also big big hugs and lots of love here i will never never never forget you
http://www.superstarandstar.com/
Superstar and star here
Hi i love you also big big hugs and lots of love here i will never never never forget you
http://www.superstarandstar.com/
Superstar and star here
Hi i love you also big big hugs and lots of love here i will never never never forget you
http://www.superstarandstar.com/
Nice mooves. About the first clip in this…
If you ask me Cilla Black made a nice living doing almost exactly the same thing in about '65.
THIS IS MY MOST FAVOURITE THREAD EVER
I love you Superstar and Star. I am so so happy you are entertaining us. I certainly will never never forget you.
Thank you my wonderful friend i will never never forget
We love you big big big hugs I will never never never forget you also . Have a lovely weekend .
http://www.superstarandstar.com
Do you think SS&S have some sort of computer software
to generate these replies?
Maybe this is all some huge Turing Machine experiment and SS&S are really a computer in a top secret research establishment. A proper computer, of course, with tape decks that go round intermittently, and odd bloopy noises, and lots of flashing lights*
* I've just realised that this last sentence could be describing a Human League gig circa Being Boiled.
Re: The Turing Machine Experiment
I'd hope it was something like this
[about 0:35 in---Stone Tape part 3/11]
SUPERSTAR AND STAR HERE
To generate these replies ? That funny my wonderful friend . this is superstar him self writing on here . my wonderfull and lovely friends big big hugs here . call me you here dont be shy . 402 953 3304 cell 402 905 8010
SUPERSTAR AND STAR LOVE YOU ALL.
DONT BE SHY CALL ANY TIME
I LOVE YOU TOO!
Love Hannah xxxx
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, TOO
PLEASE EXPLAIN YOU WHY NOT YOU WERE NOT ON PYRAMID STAGE WITH BEYONCE AT GLASTONBURY? THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZINGFUL AWESOMENESS!
I'm sorry
but I'm ambivalent.
UNBELIEVER!
UNBELIEVER!
I meant to say
I AM AMBIVALENT!
YOU ARE NO LONGER MY WONDERFUL FRIEND, LEEDSBOY!
ITS JUST ALL THIS
SHOUTING
WHAT?
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU. IT'S A BIT NOISY IN HERE.
THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET
WAS INVENTED FOR
YES.
THAT AND A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO FIND REFLECTOPORN*.
*don't google it if you're at work. frankly don't google it even if you're at home.
EEK
I just did. Seems to be some fat bloke in a kettle. Oops, some stout gentleman reflected in a … kettle.
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
*
SUPERSTAR HERE YOU ALL TOO SWEET
LOVELY BIG BIG HUG EVERY ONE KEEP IN TOUCH
OMAHA NE DOING THE SAME THING THIS JUGE IS TO KIDS FOR MONEY
SUPERSTAR AND STAR T-SHIRTS ON SALE NOW
SUPERSTAR AND STAR TSHIRTS ARE HERE . YOU CAN ORDER WRITE TO. NEVILLE LAWRENCE 5715 PACIFIC ST OMAHA NE 68106
402 953 3304 CELL 402 905 8010
IT WILL BE ON MY WEB SITE SOON 2 TO 3 DAY
http://www.superstarandstar.com
http://www.facebook.com/SUPERSTARANDSTAR?ref=tn_tinyman
Just in time for Christmas!
BLESS YOU SUPERSTAR AND STAR!
Good, isn't it?
That's my Christmas shipping sorted.
I LOVE YOU SUPERSTAR AND STAR!
OMG
I HEART YOU MORE!
There is now a Christmas star in the sky - SUPERSTAR AND STAR! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
That's a
CAPITAL idea my good man.
Here's a t-shirt idea for you.
SUPERSTAR AND STAR !!!!!!!
NO LOWER CASE SINCE 2007!!!!!
If only superstar and star
would get over their shyness...
wow, that was mental. GREAT!
wow, that was mental. GREAT!
Don't encourage this man,
Don't encourage this man, he's truly out in Dickie's meadow.
Superstar and star here i love you all
Big big hug every one . keep in touch
Big Big hug every one
http://www.superstarandstar.com
And a big big hug to you too!
Superstar here . I have been so so busy mailing order.
Have a wonderful weekend . Your order is on its way . keeping your track your order
www.usps.com
Well,
that's ruined the surprise for next month's cover CD.