Entertainment For Lively Minds
Re-appraise Remodel
Prompted by my recent random i-pod selection of Wendy James' "Basement Kiss" from "Now Ain't the Time for Your Tears", 1993's much derided Costello penned solo LP, I sought out the original. I had bought this back then based upon the track mentioned and its appearance, if I am not mistaken, on an early Q (Heppo/Ellen era)coverdisc. I thought it great and still do, but kept my enjoyment of the rest of the LP to myself, as it was roundly castigated and sold few, it seems, promoting Ms James to the ranks of "where are they now?". Listening to it today, I wonder what is not to love. The songs, in early Elvis thesaurotastic style, demonstrating an inside knowledge both of the Penguin Guide to Popular Music and the Geeky Guys Guide to Misogyny, all the more curious sung thru' a woman, and are as least as good as the bulk of "Get Happy". Her singing may well not be technically perfect, but, hey, like Elvis is so good himself, right? Indeed, she follows in a long line of english popstrels from Twinkle to Therese Bazar, where the opera ain't gonna beckon, but a certain charm exudes, nonetheless. And she was hardly unpresentable, well, maybe not to aged aunt Agatha as breeding stock, but nonetheless, careers have sustained on worse. Seek it out. Give it another go.
And, whilst you're at it, what in your collection could stand up and stand proud, damn the knockers etc etc? I don't mean the whole ELO-deemably naff guilty pleasure canon, whwere it is known and accepted to be piss-poor but....., I mean the one you can't understand why nobody else likes it.
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I love the Wendy James
London's Brilliant is a great little tune. I'm told the Costello demos were pretty damn good too.
I too love it....
...and have said so on these forums (forii) before. She's singing her little heart out, bless - it's possibly the most desperate sounding LP ever.
"Fora"
(writes a pedant with a Latin O-Level).
Costello versions.
Are they available or, um, accessible anywhere?
There is evidence that the Truth Is Out There
But, despite being damn good at finding things, all I'm discovering is half heard conversations, notes about CD-Rs and a gap in the world where they should be.
But I've heard for years that they're good....
The Costello demos were released...
...on the B sides of the singles taken from the Brutal Youth album.
That I heard
Although I've a couple of the singles and they're not on those. All I've got are covers of Beatles songs on mine!
Brutal Youth singles
The 13 Steps Lead Down CD single features:
Puppet Girl
Basement Kiss
We Despise You
I also have a cassette single which features another track. Can't find it at the moment and can't remember the title. I think there may have been at least 1 vinyl version with another track as well.
The London's Brilliant Parade 12" features:
London's Brilliant
If memory serves the LBP CD single didn't feature any Wendy James demos.
I thought I had another CD single with mor of these demos on but I haven't.
Do You Know what I'm Saying
appeared on the 7" of 13 Steps Lead Down.
Elvis played a few of the released demos on his 1994 tour. A live 'Basement Kiss' turned up on the 'Other End Of the telescope' Cd single from Dublin on that tour. Playing them was usually perfaced with a ramble about 'The curse of Costello' descending on people he writes songs for\ cover his songs.
EC's Wendy James Demos
http://rapidshare.com/files/212915088/Wendy_James_Demos.rar.html
(This Is A Test is still M.I.A.)
You ain't seen me......right?
(If anyone wants me to rip em to FLACS and post em lossless then can do that)
Thanks DFB.....
...any chance of a tracklisting.....?
Ta muchly
Oops, yep
London's Brilliant
Basement Kiss
Puppet Girl
Earthbound
Do You Know What I'm saying?
We Despise You
Fill In the Blanks
The Nameless Ones
I Want To Stand Forever
Lovely job
Thanks!
Dogface I love you
and want to have your puppies
Thanks mate I've always wanted these!
Oh they are good
That is something of a relief. London's Brilliant is better than the Wendy James version I think. He really could have done a great album out of these...
O no they're not!
Even allowing for the fact that they are demos, they make the Wendy James versions seem all the better still. Basement Kisses and (the even more disgracefully misogynistic in his mouth) Do you know what I'm saying, which I had always thought had an odd chorus for a woman to sing, and the other slow one are worth a listen, but anuy of the more speedy songs are tosh.
He's behind you!!!
I think EC was clearly placing those misogynistic words in the mouth of record company execs who moulded James and her ilks careers. No doubt he'd argue that its a character, not him, but that didn't stop the 'White Knuckles' critisism.
Plus they weren't all Declan's work, his missis helped out.
They were v pointed songs about the kind of person that Wendy had portrayed herself to be and those desperate for fame and what the men with the money think of them.
Although comparing demos bashed out quickly in Pathway vs a properly produced album is hardly a fair fight as you say.
I found I have a CD and cassette copy of the Wendy James album over the weekend. Still think EC's demos top her pretty close carbon copies but it's still a better stab than she was given credit for.
But, to paraphrase EC, if you go around saying that its a masterpiece and and you're gonna be a megastar as a result, then the press are going to have you for it.
...then the press are going to have you for it
Just ask Terence Trent D'Arby :-)
The new Prince?
I still have nightmares about the Q magazine cover...
My thoughts exactly
Like you I heard this on the Q CD from years ago and have loved in ever since. I've sung it once or twice in public and may even have implied it was 'one of mine,' trusting in its obscurity to cover the lie.
On unknown pleasures
I have an album by Sensation - Burger Habit - featuring the ever so talented Johnny Male, who played guitar for Republica and Saint Etienne.
Sensation had been Soul Family Sensation, early 90s one hit wonders, using that soul II soul beat. But Sensation were more indie guitar pop, with electronics. Some great tunes like Beautiful Morning and the very Microdisney "Tell Your Parents That I Hate Their Guts".
It's on Spotify and iTunes, although on both track two has been wrongly labelled with the Tell Your Parents title, when it should be High On The Grass.
I love this record as much as any of the big names in my collection.
The other would be The Direct Hits 'Blow Up' also on Spotify and iTunes. Classic 80s mod band, in a 60s pop/psychedelic style. Fans of XTC and Squeeze and The Jam circa All Mod Cons will find something to like here...
Jez Williams...
...(now the guitarist in Doves) also plays guitar on the album.
I remember seeing the video to Beautiful Morning on The Chart Show.
"the whole ELO-deemably naff guilty pleasure canon"
Sorry Retro, but I just don't get this idea of 'guilty pleasures' Why be ashamed of liking something that's well written, well played and well recorded?
I was never much of an ELO fan at the time but I could see the merits in the music. Why are they regarded as naff and a 'guilty pleasure' (whatever that might be)
ELO rock!
Its almost impossible not to smile when an ELO track comes on the MP3 player - I think there was something on a podcast recently along these lines.
ELO
"I don't mean the whole ELO-deemably naff guilty pleasure canon, whwere it is known and accepted to be piss-poor."
Not by me, it isn't. Any chance we can stop passing off opinion as fact?
See below earlier answer
Bejasus, if you're worried about believing (or other people believing) what I'm saying, be worried, be very worried. At the risk of further provocation, my opinions are just my opinions, fact. OK. Most of it is just gentle joshing at the expense of a few sitting ducks. Sory if you felt offence for the be-whiskered lala merchant and his gang of string peddlers.
(It's a joke, john, calm down)
More Praise for Ms James
Totally agree "Now Ain't the Time for Your Tears" is a pretty decent record. Not the best singer in the world but perfectly acceptable. I think Retro's point was that it is not a "guilty pleasure", rather a good album unfairly criticised because of the general attitude to the singer.
In a similar vein, I've always considered "Mmm Bop" by Hanson to be a genuine pop classic, right up there with the very best of them. No one else seems to think so though...
Mmm Bop:
I agree, Stephen G. Thoroughly.
Hate Mmm Bop
But won't deny it's insanely catchy. That's one of the main reasons for hating it. I hear it once and it's stuck in my head.
I also agree
and now I'll be singing it for the rest of the day :-)
If I may be forgiven for quoting myself...
This came up last year, sort of. I'm reposting what I wrote then here, in case those who like the album want to follow what she's done more recently. I too heard Basement Kiss on the Q CD, and liked it.
"I yield to no one in my contempt for Transvision Vamp, who are right in there with Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Hollywood Beyond and Primal Scream as dread exemplars of the style over substance inversion. However, Wendy James seems, eventually, to have dusted herself off and tried to, you know, make some actual music. Under the name Racine (which can be seen as pluckily refusing to trade on whatever fame or noteriety remained attached to her name), she made an album on which she did considerably more than pout and simper. I haven't heard it, and it may be awful, but I did hear the first single, Grease Monkey, and it was Not Bad At All."
As for the whole guilty pleasures thing, gawd, that's un peu tedious, isn't it? I see it as nothing more than an attempt by sniggering would-be arbiters of taste wanting to have their cake and eat it, by putting ironic inverted commas around anything they like which they fear may not be cool. I blame Sean Rowley and Robert Elms. Fair play to you, Retro, for sticking to your convictions so unapologetically; I have to say, though, that your contention that, with certain music, "it is known and accepted to be piss-poor", is preposterous. It's possible to overuse the phrase "it's only a matter of opinion" - but here might be a good point to restate it.
Therese Bazar
As mentioned in the original post.
Ah, Dollar. The Trevor Horn singles. I love these as much as it is possible to love music. More. The only reason I can give is that I loved them when I was 12 and they remind me of all sorts of things to do with when I was 12 and me and my best mate would tape the top 40. But they're big and widescreen and silly and glossy and sound like pop music should sound.
People point and laugh and say: "But David Van Day..twat!" And I say "Yes? So he might be an idiot. Since when has that stopped people making good music? If that was an impediment in making a good single then so many musicians and pop stars may never have come within a 100 yards of a recording studio!"
If anybody is interested I have some very good reasons why "Hand Held In Black And White" is quite possibly the most perfect pop record ever. It'll cost you a pint. At least. And you have to listen to the song itself. Ok.
In my defence(?)
I was only raising the "guilty pleasure" cliche to prevent the posting becoming the tired arguments as to what constitutes such a concept etc etc. I think it was understood I was posting about Ms James' solo LP on the basis of it being slated at the time or subsequently, yet actually quite good and warranting a 2nd opinion, not being something secretly indulged in. Unwisely, perhaps, my instinct to prize style over substance crept in, having come up with the ELO-deemably play on irredeemably, I felt it necessary to be archly provocative to fans of ELO. (See under Supertramp and Gilbert O'Sullivan.) Of course I love ELO, doesn't everyone? I have at least one of their songs.
(D'oh, there I go again)
CSS - Donkey
As good, maybe even better, than their critically loved first album. For some reason I just don't understand it was treated like it was a total turd. Most of those songs are great.
How can you resist a lyric like, "We didn't come here to walk around/We came here to take you out", sung in a sexy female voice backed with a pop melody that can be described as being full of frivolous disco trinkets?
If you dislike this album, please explain as I can see nothing wrong with it (although the album title and cover artwork are pretty bad).
Richard Harris
where do the Cool Police stand on this? Is he old school radio 2 fodder or an Irish Scott Walker? In point of fact I dont care, I love all the Jimmy Webb stuff and Camelot. He is a classic example of a nonsinging singer with a voice.
Richard Harris
Is a star... in big sparkly Hollywood letters, and a legend to boot.
He's a unicorn?