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quite good rugby world cup joke
Posted by Junior Wells on 11 October 2011 - 11:15am.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub,
the Welshman can't make it, he's still in New Zealand.
unless of course you are Irish, English or a Scot.
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Ha!
I told my rugby-loving friend that, but he was too busy holding a lit piece of paper between his arse cheeks to care.
Good one!
As an Englishman raised in the 1970's on a diet of jealousy-inspired Welsh dislike, I have to admit to a grudging respect for this Welsh team. In fact, however much it pains me to say it, I think it is a team that could very well go on to stand comparison with those greats from the 1970's. There are numerous fantastic players, all playing for the team. England take note...
(But I think you'll struggle if Gethin Jenkins gets injured again. He is awesome.)
on the other hand
as an Englishman who lived in Wales in the 1970s and can't stand rugby so called union but still had the right royal piss taken out of him by the bloody natives.... I hope they get hammered!
Not until they've beaten France though.
Please
don't use the "I" word. I'm having enough trouble coping with the prospect of Wales playing without Rhys Priestland on Saturday. The team has done us proud over the last month and I reckon if they can take France there's the slimmest of chances that they'll win the bloody thing. If we do make it through I'm selling one of my guitars to fund a trip north to Auckland to see the final - a fact that has raised an eyebrow from my GLW as I've previously refused to part with any of them despite perilous financial circumstances.
Fraser will be at the weekend's game. I'm very jealous. He's promised to give us all a wave... he'll be the one in red.
You'll be needing this......
It will make you feel much better
Cardiff
City are playing Ipswich Town on Saturday.
Just thought I'd mention it.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub
The barman says - hold on is this some kind of a joke?
Bogey Team and Other Thoughts
In recent seasons Ipswich have been a 'bogey' side to the Bluebirds. Now with former players Chopra, Emmanuel-Thomas and Kennedy in their ranks, plus Bullard, Bowyer and an ex 'Jack' called Scotland, not all of Wales may be celebrating on Saturday.
However, it is worth pointing out before the media suddenly become Welsh that the round ball is the national sport of Wales. We have a national side undefeated in their last 3 Euro Qualifers games and did beat Montenegro.
Welsh rugby has only attracted a fan base whenever the 6 Nations arrives at the Millennium Stadium. Regional rugby only attracts pitiful attendances at stadia such as the Liberty or CCS. The heartland of Welsh rugby has been ripped from communities by the WRU in a similar way to what Thatcher achieved with the mines.
Oh by the way did you hear the one about the rugby player who jumped from a Ferry. Thankfully he wasn't English!