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Pyjamas in Tescos

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A quick check on the newsfeeds and Have Your Say genre sites, shows that the hot button issue is NOT Andrew Murray's win in Oz, or the Iraq inquiry, but whether Tesco should ban shoppers in pyjamas:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm

the accompanying audio clip is comedy gold.

some entries worthy of Private Eye here:

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=1&forumID=7451&start=...

Is it another sign of the nascent police state or just a sensible move to keep the chavs out?

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Dress Code - Every Little Helps

From the article :

She said she been "popping in for a pack of fags," [wearing pyjamas] but if she had been doing a full shop "then we obviously would have gone in clothed".

Presumably if you are buying the 'Finest' range then it's full bib and tucker - and pass the Clubcard with your left hand.

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Pilleus Jr | 28 January 2010 - 9:33pm

oh dear

You've made me snort some tea up my nose. Have an up arrow.

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BigJimBob | 28 January 2010 - 9:36pm

with

your little finger extended as well presumably.

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el toro calvo grande | 29 January 2010 - 9:52am

Didn't this all surface a while back?

It was somewhere like Wales where wearing PJs to do routine stuff became a warped badge of honour.. "I've got nothing to do.. I'm going back to bed after I've done this.." but with added competitiveness because the women, whilst wearing jammies, etc, would still have full slap on so they would look nice.

I might wander round Waitrose tomorrow in my nightshirt and nightcap. See if anyone comments. And, yes, I do wear a nightshirt to bed. And the cap sits on the bedside table.

Calm yourselves, ladies.

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Lenny Law | 28 January 2010 - 10:47pm

The problem with the sign

is that it's too polite. It doesn't hit the right notes of contempt and exasperation. I suggest something along these lines.

"If you're the kind of no-self-respect-having motherfucker who needs telling not to wear pyjamas to the supermarket then bog off, you're stinking the place up."

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Albert Edward | 29 January 2010 - 9:21am

Apparently

In the States they have signs that say; "No Shirt? No Shoes? No service"

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BigJimBob | 29 January 2010 - 10:31am

The best comedy of the year so far

Mother-of-two Elaine Carmody, 24, was one of the first yesterday to be marched out of Tesco by a security guard for wearing her pyjamas in store.
She said: 'I just don't understand it. I go in other shops in my pyjamas and they don't say anything.
'You used to always be allowed in Tescos. But not now, it is ridiculous and stupid. I've got lovely pairs of pyjamas, with bears and penguins on them. I've worn my best ones today, just so I look tidy.'

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peterthecook | 29 January 2010 - 9:50am

If I saw someone shopping in

If I saw someone shopping in their pyjamas I'd think 'lazy sod', but not 'ban this sick filth!'.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 10:00am

Liverpool too

I heard on Radio City this morning that the Old Swan branch of Tesco's in Liverpool has followed the Cardiff store's lead and has banned PJs too.

Rumours that its revenue may fall by as much as 93% as a consequence are said to be unfounded...

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Red Umpire | 29 January 2010 - 10:17am

Bravo

I always thought it was a phenomenon unique to scouse women but it appears to have caught on nationally.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 10:34am

Scouse

I think the thing that's unique to a certain type of scouse woman is the pyjamas + curlers + what my daughter would refer to as "a face full of orange"...

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Red Umpire | 29 January 2010 - 10:43am

Old Swan is my nearest

Old Swan is my nearest Tesco, so that's me happy. I'm sick of the sight of people wandering round in their pyjamas. It's not nice. Whatever happened to taking a bit of pride in your appearance, anyway?

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Andrew F | 29 January 2010 - 4:12pm

'Kick out the Pyjams'...

by MC5 should be the soundtrack to this ludicrous episode.

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Patrick Crowther | 29 January 2010 - 10:47am

It wouldn't even occur to me

to go out in my nightwear. Not that I own any pyjamas, but still. I might have done it lazily as a student to the corner shop, but that was more than 20 years ago.

Does no one have any self-respect anymore? Clearly not.

These are women who wear football shirts and tracksuit bottoms when they do make an effort. Whatever happened to femininity?

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Five-Centres | 29 January 2010 - 10:57am

"Does no one have any

"Does no one have any self-respect anymore? Clearly not."

I wouldn't go that far.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 11:02am

I would

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Five-Centres | 29 January 2010 - 11:06am

Really?

Just because *some* women go to the shop in their nightwear you think that *nobody* has any self-respect?

Does no one have a sense of perspective anymore?

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 11:21am

Well

in some places entering a shop is not really any different from entering somebody's home. You wouldn't go into somebody's house dressed in your jim-jams.

You could argue that Tesco is a huge company so anything goes, but I just don't agree. I don't like it when blokes can't be bothered to put on a shirt if they go in a shop or a pub. I guess everyone has different standards.

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Simon Ford | 29 January 2010 - 1:20pm

You've missed my point

I'm not saying that I approve of people visiting Tesco's in their pyjamas. I'm just taking issue with Five-Centres's assertion that a few people shopping in pyjamas at a branch of Tesco in Wales means that nobody has any self-respect anymore. It's pure Littlejohn.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 1:27pm

People in glass houses, Mr Bounce

You were the first to use hyperbole by invoking 'ban this sick filth', which is hardly synonymous with asking people not to wear their nightwear in the supermarket.

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Albert Edward | 29 January 2010 - 2:07pm

Oh dear

That was a joke.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 2:18pm

Ah, in that case it was a good joke.

But don't open with it.

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Albert Edward | 29 January 2010 - 2:21pm

The wagons are circling

The wagons are circling

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 2:25pm

'Pure Littlejohn'

Does having an opinion that doesn't tie up with yours immediately paint one as a right-wing lunatic?

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Five-Centres | 29 January 2010 - 3:26pm

Hmm..

I wasn't painting you as a right-wing lunatic. I just found your post stylistically similar to Littlejohn. A bit 'hell in a handcart'.

I don't agree that a handful of women shopping in their PJs amounts to the destruction of self-respect in British society.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 4:17pm

Well I'm afraid I do

I don't care if it sounds like a generalisation. It's the just the start. It's a virus of laziness and slovenliness that's working its way through society, and wearing your jimjams to Tesco is yet another symptom.

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Five-Centres | 29 January 2010 - 4:19pm

Laziness is nothing new

It's nearly 50 years since I'm Only Sleeping was written.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 4:25pm

*No one* has a sense of perspective?

Just because *some* people.....;-)

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billyous | 29 January 2010 - 11:30am

Thanks for spotting my joke.

Thanks for spotting my joke.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 11:31am

also...

grown men in football shirts with players names on back or 'world's no.1 dad'

YOUR NEVER EVER GOING TO PLAY FOR THAT CLUB SO TAKE IT OFF!

women who wear pyjamas outside need culling

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junkiecosmonaut | 29 January 2010 - 12:54pm

Indeed

Or grown men out shopping wearing their club's replica shirt when the team are playing at home.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 1:04pm

Johnny Fingers

of the Boomtown Rats always wore pyjamas, during the Rats' heyday. I seem to remember his appearance only causing some bemusement on a visit to Moscow. A Soviet policeman, or possibly the Rats' Intourist guide, commented that the only people who habitually wore pyjamas in public in Russia were the insane.

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Rufus T Firefly | 29 January 2010 - 1:04pm

Indeed

...and I seem to recall an episode in "Is that it?" when the Rats visited Auschwitz and it transpired many inmates had worn pyjamas, so he covered his with a long coat.

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Malc | 29 January 2010 - 4:08pm
Spartacus Mills | 29 January 2010 - 2:45pm

Popping into Tescos for a packets of tabs, fair enough

Popping into Tescos for a packets of tabs, fair enough.
But if you're a backing singer performing your group's single on live TV, it's a bit much to roll up in your dressing gown, especially when your boss is a stickler for sartorial discipline.

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Richard Lowe | 29 January 2010 - 3:10pm

It's a bit rich

for a company that sells alcohol at less than cost price, and a sackful of doughnuts for a quid, and dreadful pumped-up £2 'chickens' to go with its fat-saturated reconstituted potato offcuts, should start dictating what its customers look like.

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Captain Underpants | 29 January 2010 - 3:57pm

Women wearing nightwear …

… in supermarkets would be okay if they all looked like this:

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Brookster | 29 January 2010 - 4:37pm

If It was good enough for The Dude, it's good enough for me

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Only joking - They're lazy twats.

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ChaosandMorphine | 29 January 2010 - 5:27pm
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