Re the current rumours in the papers about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow splitting up, I'm here to report to I went to see Coldplay at London's O2 Arena last Sunday (the 14th) and my view was partially obscured by a blindingly attractive girl dancing to the band in the most self-contained way imaginable. She was on her own, apart from a security guard at about ten feet. She had very expensive clothes and the most fantastic blonde hair pinned back with long bits dangling either side of her ridiculously chiselled cheekbones. She appeared unaware of anyone else in the auditorium apart from the band, and particularly its lead singer. She had positioned herself here - first row of the banked seating above the floor for a reason: in front of her was a walkway extending from the main stage and ending into a little rectangle about 15 foot wide. Onto this tiny stage, after about 25 minutes, poured the band to perform two songs with minimal equipment, which put this girl in the best seat in the entire 20,000-seater venue (if she'd been sitting in it). Who was it? Gwyneth Paltrow. Literally HER. Whatever the body language is believed to be for a woman splitting up with her other half, she wasn't demonstrating it.