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Pumpin Jack Flush
On the way to The Word London mingle last night I had a bite to eat in a pizza place on Villiers St along with my good friend and fellow blogger Baskerville Oldface. Music was played through speakers in the rather pristine facilities downstairs. During mid-urination I was treated to Julie London's rendition of the sublime "Cry me a River", which, I should point out to our male bloggers especially, greatly affected the speed at which I was able to complete my business (basically I burst out laughing at the urinal).
In the pub later it got us thinking about other possible connections between rock'n'roll and this particular bodily function. We came up with a few ideas, hence this thread, and would be grateful for other contributions.
Even Flow - Pearl Jam
Territorial Pissings - Nirvana
anything by Slash
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Pissing in A River by Patti Smith
Pissing by Low
Piss Factory!
By Patti Smith
Something by...
P.P. Arnold.
Or
Lou Reed.
Or
Lou Rawls
Surely Lou Rawls would be more suitable to a 'number two'?
Queen
Wee Will Rock You
Anything by
Urinal Heap
or Urethra Franklin
Oh-bla-di
Oh Bladder
then...
Bog Only Knows
Too Much Too Little Toilet
Billion Dollar Slash
Piddle Deuce Coupe
In France
They Piss on Main Street
French Pissing in the USA -
what could that entail?
In France...
from the classic album The Pissing On Summer Lawns.
Zappa - In France
Second verse and chorus:
The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
An' they piss in the street
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France
Fourth and fifth verses:
They got some coffee
Eatin' right through the cup
An' when you go ka-ka
They make you stand up
In France
etc.
If you're not careful
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
In France
etc.
Guest lead vocal on the original "Them Or Us" version was by Frank's hero Johnny "Guitar" Watson who, incidentally, died on tour in Japan
(see other thread on rock star deaths).
Up The Bladder
To The Roof
For girls who visit loos in twos
"(If You're Ready) Come Go With Me"
so far Beezer and Sheev are winning hands down
will check thread again tonite. great stuff.
Mr. Oizo?
Mr. Oizo?
Anything by...
...the Wee Papa Girl Rappers.
'In the wee wee hours'
by Chuck Berry.
(Check for cameras before proceeding.)
Frank Sinatra ...
... was more modest: In The Wee Small Hours.
There's also:
Rather worryingly ...
... Nappy Brown just came to mind.
Check for cameras by all means ...
... but don't flash.
The answer is
the Rutles
Urine My Heart
by Rod Stewart.
Anything by...
...Urethra Franklin.
papa's
Got a brand new pissbag?
Wet Wet Wet?
...wet wet wet wet wet wet?
Apologies in advance
It's in his piss ( the droop droop song ) ?
Manic Street Preachers
Their ode to cystitis is marvellous...Slash and Burn.
More Bladder music...
Waterloo by ABBA
The Long and Winding Load - The Beatles (with Yoko Ono singing lead)
I Cover The Waterfront - John Lee Hooker (with Van the Man)
Anything by Lou Rawls, Wet Wet Wet, or Pissing Razors.
Hold Back The Water - BTO
Waterlow - Mott the Hoople
Watermark - Art Garfunkel
Yellow River - Christie
Where Water Flows - Calexico
You Left The Water Running - Wilson Pickett
Dirty Water - Buddy & Julie Miller
Saltwater Falling On Uneven Ground - Big Big Train
Open Up The Watergate - Bert Jansch
And Finally: When The Water Breaks - Liquid Tension Experiment
The HJH's
With Golden Showers?
Don't drink that nitroglycerin
Pissin' Dynamite - AC/DC
When I was younger
We laughed at title of the 1970 number 1 by Christie - "Yellow River"
I laughed so much, I thought my pants would never dry.
""Flushdance
(What A Feeling)"
I love these threads
Sabrina Johnson - Piss
Anything by Widdle Richard
Staus Quo - Urine the Army Now
Tinkle - Terry
Elvis Presley - Return to Spend a (Penny)
David Bowie
A Bladder Insane
The Who
I Can Pee For Miles
Boomtown Rats
Looking After No 1
Doh! Wrong thread
posted a comment here which was meant for the other, frankly disgusting, thread.
The Kinks- Pee My Friends.
David Bowie - Slashes to Slashes
Bob Marley - Number One Love
Anything by Pissy Elliot
Pissing In the Back Row
Of The Movies On A Saturday Night.
A bit anti-social
actual song time...
Badly Drawn Boy - Pissing In The Wind
Gaserata - La Pission Impossible
The Smashing Pumpkins - Pissant
The Tiger Lillies - Yellow Angel
Coldplay - Yellow
Black Grape - Dadi Waz A Badi
Buffalo Daughter - Vampeeeee
Jean-Michel Bernard - Magnetic Pee
Lightspeed Champion - Salty Water
Miles Davis - Pee Wee
System of a Down - Suite-Pee
Echoboy - Yellow Stripes
Mystery Jets - Yellow Springs
all from my iPod
is that a bad thing?
Robert Plant
Big Log.
This seems to have run it's course then...
C'est la vie (Emerson, Lake & Palmer)