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Prince Harry
Happy New Year one and all!
Well, well, well, so the Duke Of Edinburgh's Influence has yet again exposed what goes on the walls of 'The House Of Hamburg'. Other than the stories about the Footmen. Dear Harry. First we have the young tyke 'goose-stepping' into a fancy dress party complete with his brown-nose cronies and brown-shirt attire complete with his Nazi club badge, the swastika. Granted, he has every right to promote his German ancestry, but there are more subtle ways than pumping a rigid arm skywards in time to Kraftwerk music whilst doing an out of time Zwiefache dance, attired in highly polished Lederhosen in a club called 'Hitlers Bunker'. No foreigners at that party I noticed. After exiting the party he might fall over or even pass out, or both because he'd been smoking weed earlier and necking back 'Angry German' cocktails at £50 a whack! In public! I wonder who his dealer is? I'd be very surprised if his name was Winston. So after giving a couple of photographers a good thrashing he might pop over to poor little Africa to get the PR train back on track by helping out some needy savages... sorry, I meant no offense, it's just how we address each other, I'm carrot top and they are savages. I mean... (to PR) What exactly do I mean? (PR to Harry) One day going to be the head of the biggest institutions in the world and you can say whatever you want, I'll sort this out, your Royal Highness, you go and pick up a couple of those HIV picanninnies over there.
Well as we already know nearly every single Institution has been found to be racist. and sadly most of them still are. The Police, Armed Forces, Parliament, Justice and on and on. What makes everyone think the Royal family is any different? The one person who gave this country any kind of credibility around the world would be pirouetting in her grave hearing this awful news. Can you imagine Harry explaining it to his mum?
Harry:
I'm leaving and that's it! The Army is full of Paki's, Wogs, Mick's, Spick's, Pikey's, Dyke's, Shirt-lifters, A-rabs and cry-babies.
Diana:
And what pray, do they call you.
Harry:
Your Royal Highness! I want a name like, Rambo.
Diana:
But Harry my little carrot top, you haven't even killed any one.
Harry:
I nearly did!
Diana:
Yes! A friendly fire incident on one of your own men.
Harry:
Sambo was alright about it.
Diana:
Only because you threatened him with an MI6 fit-up.
Harry's foreign mates are hardly going to call him, Crout, Hun, Adolf, Kaiser or Dick-head, are they?
If there are any Jewish people serving in the British Army, does Harry call them Yids or Hime?
Harry is the quintessential 'British Ass'. Someone who accidently lets their subconscious racist leanings out of the bag whilst portraying an air of respectability. The bigger asses are the ones who come out with their ridiculous defenses for the twit in question.
Quote: Gordon Brown said Harry was a 'Role Model'. Who for? The BNP?
Anyone who accepts, derogatory or Racist nick-names are a disgrace to their communities and their elders, who, one the whole, came to this country with peace in their hearts and the willingness to do the jobs that no-one wanted to do, then on top of that turn the other cheek when confronted with a virile plague of racism and bigotry that ended with race riots on the streets and deaths in custody.
I'll leave you with the words of the great Dub Poet, Linton kwesi Johnson
'England is a bitch, there's no escaping it'
God help the Queen.
Signed.
Rag-Top
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A 'roll model'?
What would that be, then?
Is it like a roll-mop?
Young Milford has posted six times on this website. Five of the posts have been on the subject of race. I detect an obsession.
I detect.....too many red Smarties before bedtime
No offence. (We use good old British Empire spelling round here, old chap!)
someone who's just in it
for the bread?
*coat taken and exited, stage right
It's this guy*...
* Mr Andrew Whitley is a baker with a mission. He wants to stop the 40 year adulteration of our most basic food. His astonishing book Breadmatters looks at the ingredients in the eight million loaves eaten by Britons every day.
I think I like
Milford's rantings - agree with some, disagree with others, always entertaining and a little out of control.
Just as a point of order
and in the interests of accuracy, the current firm could be refered to as Saxe-Coburg-Gotha or if you wish Hanover at a push but not Hamburg.
Personally I prefer a nice Bourbon or slice of Battenburg, though being of Italian decent I suppose I should stick to the Garibaldi.
Has anyone noticed how many biscuits...
...are named after revolutionaries?
You've got yer Bourbon; yer Garibaldi; yer Peek Freen's Trotsky Assortment.
Roll Model
Sorry Stumpy. It's not my fault that 'Oh Gord' can't spell and I can't read.
Yes Caerys, yours! You even know how many times I've posted. Besides, I bet you've never used a mop in your life!
Hey Dog face, you can only exit the stage if your funny. Do the words trap door mean anything to you. Stick to the facts.
With people like Patrick on here, bless his cotton socks, we need stimulation. One thing's for sure Harry doesn't need any bread.
Anyone want to comment on Harry?
Hey badartdog
I think you'll find that it's Harry that is out of control. Only an opinion mind you.
Harry.....
He was gutted with that late goal by Wigan.
Hi Rick
I only used Hamburg because it sounded funnier. (Hamburger). What do you think Harry's nick name for you would be?
Hot Cider
I hope you didn't acquire that name at Eaton! Harry likes rugby. You know all those scrums, sweaty men diving all over him, communal baths followed by a fancy dress party.
ah yes that famous public school, Eaton
maybe he went to Wellerton, Harrooo, Marlboro or Upinhum
Hmmmm
Yes, good idea. Let's talk about the royal family in a blog largely dedicated to music, with films, TV and, regrettably, football. I suppose it is all fantasy.
Whatever happened, Fraser, to that fella that roundly insulted everybody and their Randomiser choices last year? To paraphrase myself, have we still a haven for Milford?
Can I
have a pint of whatever Milford's been on please? Seems to be a heady concoction.
"The one person
who gave this country any kind of credibility around the world would be pirouetting in her grave hearing this awful news. Can you imagine Harry explaining it to his mum?"
Surely there have been others who gave similar and possibly greater credibility. I mean what about Posh and Becks for goodness sake?
I hope Milford's feeling better this morning.
Leave the poor..
..inbred ginger nut alone for gods sake. His father is as nutty as a crusty's casserole and his mum was a poster girl for clinical hysteria.
Yeah,
James Hewitt was always a bit mad I guess.
Interesting theory...
..but that red hair betrays the genuine Tudor lineage.
You can actually see Liz the 1st if you look close enough.
Not so much a theory...
...more of a commonly-held belief within the media. Look closer. There's been no red hair in the Windsors for centuries. And he is uncannily similar to said army officer- in both looks and temperament. He hasn't the slightest resemblance to any other member of the royals. One day the truth will out. But we probably won't be here.
God yes... growing up in that environment...
I'm surprised he hasn't yet walked down Oxford Street at 4pm wearing only his Y-fronts reading out passages aloud from 'Mein Kampf' in a comedy German accent.
I'm not one to rush
judgement - maybe his mate has the habit of waving a water pistol and only talking to people by whispering in their ear
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090113/tuk-another-race-row-for-the-royals-...
Racist Royals
I did tell you Dog face. Tell 'Peterb' that I drink good old 'British tea'... or Is that Indian?
Don't you think Retropath2 is trying to round up a posse to do his dirty lynching work? I bet the only activity he engages in all takes place under crisp Marks and Spencers (RIP) white sheets and I'm not talking fornication. Probably got the penchant for pointed white hats whilst sitting in the corner daily at junior school, that's obviously why he's a 'number 2'.
Now let's talk music. Go sign this! http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Scrapthe696/
Patrick Crowther, have you ever tried 'Hard dough bread'?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_dough_bread
Thanks for the credit, Milford.
I think you are more than capable of doing the job yourself. Lynching not wanking, that is, but now you mention it.......
Afterthought: from a medical point of view, however, perhaps there may be some merit in you soiling your sheets in the way you suggest. All this pent up energy clearly seeks and needs an outlet. Occasional sex would be good too, should the opportunity, a long shot, I know, ever offer.
Is a sheet is a Mexican number 2?
See Dogface! I shall lay the points of the gag out so that a typical 'British Ass' or even someone 'RETRO' can understand it. (Retro is a term used to describe, denote or classify culturally outdated or aged trends, (lynchings) modes, or fashions). If 1 more IQ point was credited to him, he would be a TREE! The very same tree he wished I was swinging from.
1. The only wankers associated with the kind of white sheets I was referring to are the KKK, hence the white pointed hat gag.
2. As for doing it myself, lynching was done in packs by cowards. (ring a bell)
3. As 'Old Ret' was the only one who deciphered 'Wank' in the gag, I can only suggest that all that time he spent sitting in the corner in his pointy hat gave him plenty of opportunity to engage in what is obviously another passion of his.
4. What kind of person indulges in 'Occasional sex'? If he was 'Regular', one wouldn't be thinking of wanking now, would one?
5. I was talking to you Dog Face was I not. There he is spouting on about music. I offer him a chance to do something constructive like signing a petition and what does he do? Sign it? No. He talks about Wanking and then thanks me for the credit!
Retropath? Sounds like a cross between a Retard and a psychopath. I can hear him singing now. "Dya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, Dya wanna be in my gang? Oh Yeahhhh" Yeeee Haaaaa!!!!
The Tosser
What a waste of 16 weeks and 2 days.
And I will waste no more petrol on the flame of your outpourings.
Bye.
Typical! Wanking, White
Typical! Wanking, White sheets, pointy hats and pouring petrol. When your at your next KKK meeting say hello to Carol Thatcher for me who you no doubt have a great affinity with.
IRON!
She gets a lot more of my respect than you do...
...that's for sure
Not you again!
Typical! Wanking, White sheets, pointy hats and pouring petrol. When your at your next KKK meeting say hello to Carol Thatcher for me who you no doubt have a great affinity with.
IRON!
Wow..remind me to invite you to my next dinner party. .
..don't forget the black hat and the bomb with "bomb" written on it.