That'd get this country some respect.

Earplugs all round though? Imagine the Prime Minister's questions.

on the back of a lorry dressed as St george with Brain Blessed by best mates were dressed as the dragon and the maiden .In background people were singing methodist hymns so on the whole Brian ya man, the counry would be broke, deaf and insensate(?) in days though.

I am sure he would feel up for the job. He could have a cabinet of Brian May as chancellor, Chris Martin as foreign secretary and Sir Steven of unmentionable as home secretary. Then they'd be a bigger bunch of twats than the present incumbents.

Vote Twat: tomorrows cock ups TODAY.

What about Morrissey as foreign secretary. Oooh. raw nerve?

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of Downing Street.

making a pact to take turns in the hot seat. Whoever goes first would inevitably fail to honour the agreement, causing the one stuck at No. 11 to fume in public a lot.

Nah. That's a ridiculous idea. It'll never happen.

Screaming Lord Sutch.

not

Nelson Mandela. Everyone likes him.

Vote Ellen.

You know it makes sense....

Peter Gabriel of course.

Foreign Secretary? Phil Collins. Although he would divorce her shortly afterwards.

Boom boom!