...Stipey pops out a tommy squeaker:

...but there was a time this windy little artiste's songs were heard the length and breadth of our living room:

"Yes my PARP is Igglepiggle
Iggle-wiggle-niggle-PARP-diggle
PARP my PARP is Igglepiggle
Iggle-piggle-wiggle-niggle-PAAAAARP."

You literally have no idea how funny I'm finding this thread.

One of ELO has blown off. But which one?

I did it again!

Not content with continuing his ceaseless search to find new ways to appal music lovers, with this picture yer man is turning himself into a fist-magnet for the hard-of-hearing.

a "SBD"

always looks like the side effects of his breakfast bubble is "haunting" him.

the Boss does the E St. shuffle to avoid any collatoral damage.

the answer my friend is ...

That this thread has made me laugh more than anything else in the past week?

Much tittering here.

Can't wait to get home and join in properly

Thrappp.

this weeks caption competition

Parps are good or bad, happy or sad:

Has been Overpowered By Funk, and Paul Simonon was responsible:

The Goons - The Raspberry Song
http://open.spotify.com/track/1GUtd5zpvI4yABqKNxxFf6

Scarlett Johansson Farts
http://open.spotify.com/track/5iI1jB9p2ckVrxQs57Hwtt

Every Scent You Make
http://open.spotify.com/track/4PrI4snGrF0w72V49kgR8w

Here's another:

Have also searched in vain for a pic Cher from the X Factor doing that irritating leg-cocking move she does...

plenty more here - http://doneapoo.blogspot.com/

That'll put a kink in your trousers - and yes, we know it was you...

better out than in....
You think it's charming now Bianca.....

Literally crying laughing, well done everybody

The other day I discovered a proof copy of the HJH-obsessed author's latest meisterwork tucked inside a Morrisons plastic bag stuck in a hedge in Catford. Amongst other revelations was the startling news of the real reason why the release of twelve-minute freestyle freakout "Carnival of Light" was blocked by George Harrison during the Anthology sessions. Concerned that the inevitable digital remastering undertaken by his Travelling Wilbury chum Jeff Lynne would reveal that it was not only the Mellotron which was producing unexpected squeaks that evening, the erstwhile Quiet one decided that it would remain locked away in a small room, which is coincidentally where he had spent half the recording session.
A genial Ringo explains: "George was suffering the after-effects of his Hare Krishna sponsored conversion to vegetarianism, and in particular, a very disappointing pumpkin and caraway biryani which Mal Evans had picked up earlier that evening on Drummond Street. Heh heh. Poor lad"
Paul McCartney was a little tarter: " I had to call trumpeter David Mason to cancel his session. I mean, there was less trumpeting when I did the Family Way soundtrack with an entire brass band! But, good on George for leading the way in the vegetarian world, man."
As John Lennon commented to Andy Peebles in late 1980: "That's why we used to call it the Carnival of Shite."

has even got their lass doin' it!

Looks like Charlie's brewed up a nice winter warmer

Butch Trucks ? Duane ? Gregg ? Someone has just peeled off a corker, and judging by the reaction it was a noisy one

blimey he's drained all the colour from Ozzy's face

...run away...

Who's bad?

...for Kerry's bandmates.

Huey's swaps his Scooby Snacks for an air biscuit:

Gogol Bordello create some Gypsy funk:

And the last backblast lifts this dummy's syrup:

a spot of cloud busting

Caught with a crimson ring?

Pull my finger

Go on!

Aaaah!

Aah, irie!

now that's gotta sting a little..

the dream of the turtles head....

(sorry I am crying with laughter with this one, I'll stop now, I think I'm getting giddy.)

Uh!

Uh huh!

Double up!

The Watson Twins look on disapprovingly as the cruel photographer makes them stand downwind of Jenny Lewis, who subsists on a diet of pickled eggs and sauerkraut.

guffs so hard he delivers more than a turtle head on follow through

A. In A Silent Way

(Been waiting 20 years for the opportunity to crack that one. So to speak. Thanks to "Mavis Diles" for this thread - a dream come true.)

Should have kept that one Under Wraps

Just relax the sphincter, and....

Back when he was first "bustin' out", carried aloft on clouds of joy

Filled with the joy of hippy crossover funk, all those lentils have an obvious effect

And at a recent comeback, he lets rip, "on the one"

No words were spoken, but all eyes were on the small, balding chap in the gold lamé pants.

I have this image of them describing the Word (a magazine, a website, a podcast)proudly to their friends/family/investors, in the way a young couple shows the in-laws around the new house.

Lots of chat about erudite readers, blogs filled of user views, user-generated comment and a cut above other riff-raff on that there internet.

And then, this thread comes along. And it's a bloody marvellous thread.

David Lee Roth goes for maximum ventilation

... but his sphincter aint one.

http://imgur.com/HVgDJ.jpg

edit Aargh! I followed the instructions. That took twenty minutes! And it hasn't worked! I thought imgur was meant to be idiot proof...

http://i.imgur.com/HVgDJ.jpg (sigh) I'm away out.

I don't find fart gags at all funny.

Much.

All together..."I've been a miner for a fart of gold"

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Meg unleashes an icky thump

If I were you....

Airbourne toxic event safety apparel from Blur.

MY GOD! IT"S MELTED THEIR LEGS!

this thread should have been called "Pop Farts"

John Hall's concentrating on this one

he who smelt it dealt it

*squeak*

or T Rex cover artist does something unthinkable

and Bolan doesn't approve

Excuse me.....

Manics' Sean and James detect Nicky's unexpected solo release.

Hardcore:

This thread is really lingering, isn't it...

Germany in the early 70s: Florian of Kraftwerk lets one go:

Morrissey appears to have turned into Danny Boyle.

has arrived with a late entry. I'm not 100% sure whether he's smelt it or dealt it, though.

anyone got a rosemary,parsley, sage

...and here's a topical one.

...far...

...wherever you are...

...I believe that my fart does go on

Mick blasts off

keith undoes trousers for maximum relief and looks as if he's knocked himself out (as they say).

The Odour Of The Beast?

The Mars Volta release The Bedlam in Goliath:

Omar favours the classic trumping pose, Cedric takes to the skies with a propulsive trouser cough.

Is there ever a time that it is not good to be reminded of The Greatest Thread Ever.

Answer: No.

Dave to Billy: "I Hear You Trumping"

Is Trumps, Trumps, Trumps.

Burt wants you to pull his finger.

Florian was that a synth-parp?

"Overpowered by Funk" or maybe "pressure drop" .."strain in vain"

(Thought I'd celebrate coming back over here with a small bump for the thread that must never die.)

tech hitch with foto

It obviously bloody stinks.

Arseholes. HTML misfiring from image shack. OK. You have to imagine Mick on stage pulling a horrible face, as he might if someone had dropped a bad 'un.

"Better out than in, One thinks."

I've farted, I've farted

I've made a trouser cough

I've whistled in my Y-fronts,

I've just peeled one off

I've blown my bowel bugle

I've been eating peas

I've broken wind

I've dropped my guts

Open the window please

With thanks to Ivor Biggun

On Shake Your Body Down To The Ground, he starts breaking wind after only 7 seconds and continues to do so intermittently throughout. He has the afrontary to punctuate each one with his trademark 'Ooh'.

http://imageshack.us/f/710/mariahcareylegscrossed5.jpg/

Hard to explain

This is my favourite ever Word thread. It's also my favourite ever thing on the internet. I think that says a lot about me.

and Mr.E still hasn't got a good word to say for her

Leo Sayer cranks one out.

And is surprised at the results

(I bought this today for my best-friend's birthday. 25p. Because she's worth it)