You can't hurry, love.

What is this thing called, love?

.

I celebrate, my love.

Give Me One (Reason)

.

Both sides........NOW!
Reggae-like? It used to be!
"Even Better Than" - The Real Thing.
I'm not in, love.
Make me smile, come up, and see me.
I'm still...waiting...
YOU wear it; well?
Come (on Eileen)
Is there something? I should know!
Wake Me Up Before You Go. Go.
Shoplifters Of The World? Unit E.
I Don't Want To! GO TO CHELSEA!!
Never! Understand?

could sing 'Don't! You Want ME!!'

Stay With Me? 'Til Dawn.

Smile.

.

The Police!!

Peggy, Sue: Got Married

YOU make it.

Diddy - "Wah!", Diddy.

(probably only makes sense to Monty Python fans)

Pussycat!

.

Here!

Too Much?

- The Fall.

"What are you doing, Bernard?"

Digging! A-Hole!

Bangles.

Everything by The Damned.

Watching The River, Flo.

Fuck!

Water, Lou.

"Dependent Women"

Being: Boring.

Hurdy Gurdy, man.

Seriously!"

Good Morning. Judge.

"3 Am Eternal"

..."is John Wayne big?"

John Wayne is big, Leggy.

Ever fallen in, love?

.

- A.R. Shiptrooper

.

"At me?"

Don't Bring Me...Down.

Go OD on the Dancefloor.

I don't. Wanna dance?

If you let me, stay.

.

A little, respect!

.

of favourite film astonises his mates:

She Sa'id? SHE Sa'id?!

"Nothing can stop U.S. now!"

"D?"

"I."

"V??"

"O!"

"R???"

"C!!"

"E????"

whilst pointing to an opponent and a space in the penalty box as Liverpool defend a potentially dangerous free kick:

"Stand By! Your Man!"

Love.

The doc is feeling for a pulse, but it's touch-and-go. Then suddenly: "Good! Vibrations!" and the paramedic team swing into action.

Goodbye!

Leslie Phillips is tootling along the New Mexico section of Route 66 when he spots a pair of scantily-clad young dolly birds thumbing a ride. He pulls up and fruitily enquires with a twinkle in his eye: "California, girls?". As they hop into the back of the car he adjusts his rear view mirror, a lascivious smirk playing on his lips.

The rising tide of republican fervour has caused despair and alarm in the heart of a churchgoer of monarchist bent. "God..." he implores, whilst knelt head-bowed in prayer, "...save the Queen".

Don't. Give up.

Called Love.

... are having a nice walk around one of Oxford's scenic parks. The band complain to anyone who'll listen that they never see white swans in Oxford anymore, when all of a sudden an onlooker declares "Ride! A White Swan!"

I.T.?

Don't stand so close. To me!

... two pairs of boots for local property magnate Walter King, known to all as "Wal" - one pair for Mr. King and a second pair for his wife. Upon completion the cobbler lets Mr. King know they're ready for collection and Mr. King sends along a lackey to pick up the boots. The lackey marches into the workshop, sees a pair of fur lined high heeled boots and jokes "These are a bit fancy for Mr. King, don't you think?!" The cobbler replies "Those boots were made for Mrs. King." Picking up a pair of size 13 oxblood riding boots he tells the lackey "These boots are made for Wal King."

Caroline. No.

Virgin?

of the last 3 years?
The Killing. Moon.
(Good choices, Mac)

... and a bottle o' dog, pet. Do you want a music paper? Did you hear me? Pet! Sounds?"

Clearly not as easy as it looks

For them, an.

Danny Wilson casting light on the unreasonable success of boy bands: Five? Friendly Aliens

The idiot who can't use the phone? The Man Who called himself? Jesus!

And Jesus Jones tune now takes on a more plaintive tone - Right here? Right now?

that Valerie Simpson was amazed to find Nickolas Simpson staring at a relatively small hillock while under the influence of marijuana, her songwriting partner convinced that he was actually at the foot of Everest. She summarily corrected his delusion and enquired whether he needed any more refreshment.
Hence....(25 points for the correct answer and 25 for any more quiz-type suggestions for the Massive)